Title: House Cole
Author: Wicked R
Disclaimers: the universe and characters are the property of the WB. I'm using them for fun only.
Rating: PG.
Genre: parody/tiny fic.
Summary/Set: alternate version to "House Call", also known as the first episode after "Centennial Charmed." Come on, we all want it.
Pairing: Cole/Phoebe, L/Piper.
Note: I'm hope religious people don't get offended by this little shortfic. I'm a practicing Catholic myself, although maybe you can't see that from this one. And oh, yeah, English is still not my first language.
Piper and Leo were cleaning up after the witch doctor has made a complete mess fumigating the house from evil spirits, "…all I'm saying is there's something not right with that Witch Doctor, that's all," the white lighter questioned the expert's behaviour.
"Well, he took care of the things that go bump in the night, so that's all I care about," Piper argued, uncharacteristically not so bothered with the chaos.
Phoebe walked in, "whoa, oh my God, what happened in here?"
"Yes," Cole answered her, who materialised next to the door. He didn't shimmer, he just appeared out of nowhere.
"So Paige did imagine the whole thing!" Piper shook her head.
"What you doing here?" Phoebe asked him.
"You called? Oh, My God."
"What?"
"I'm an Avatar. I'm considered at be a god."
"Now you're God? Well, could you please go back to wherever gods reside?"
"Certainly Phoebe. But whatever you do, whatever you wish, whatever you desire, remember, you need to go through me to get it. I'm your god now," he disappeared the way he came.
"Seems like you got a personal god," Piper mused.
"You think we're in trouble?" Phoebe wasn't sure.
"He was invincible before. It doesn't change anything."
"Apart from the fact I never heard of anybody vanquishing gods."
"Come on Phoebe, you don't believe this god crap? The Source and now God? It's just an expression."
"You mean the omnipotent being who can bend time according to his will? Sounds Godlike all right."
"Phoebe, until you have free will, he's not omnipotent, don't forget that."
"So what? Continue as usual?"
"Unless you really know how to vanquish gods?"
The End.
