Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh, it's been a while! Well, my editor Kei-chan and I were both kind of busy…so….no new stuff for quite a while. Terrible, terrible. I thought I placed Master of the Monster on hold, but after writing a boring and totally serious chapter for my Trigun/Sailor Moon crossover "Stairway to Eden" (new chapter will be also posted this week, Ta da!) I felt totally depressed and decided to write something fun. Like this little installment. It's terribly short and I am sorry…but it had a good ending! LOL! It just felt perfect to end it there. Enjoy!
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Chapter 2
"Just a little to the right, sweetie…. Ahhhhh, good…like taking candy from a baby…." Alucard leaned over Usagi's still form on the bed, trying take her brooch from the front of her pajamas.
"Damn…." Usagi turned around and trapped Alucard's arm under her small, lithe body.
The vampire let out a sigh and placed his large hat on Usagi's nightstand. Now he had to retrieve his left arm and get the brooch without waking Integra's little blonde guest.
With the use of his enormous powers he of course could easily lift the blonde in the air, get the pretty thing off her, and be on his merry way. But for some reason, it wasn't as easy as he thought it would be. Firstly, she wouldn't levitate; secondly, the stupid brooch wouldn't come off at all. He came very close to firing both of his guns at the nasty heart-shaped jewelry on the front of the very girly pink pajamas. But that would definitely wake the girl up. He was very surprised that his powers were going completely out of whack around this tiny slip of a girl. Waking the girl up and tearing the jewelry off her didn't sound like fun at all. Alucard frowned. But it looked like it was the only way to get it.
Alucard carefully moved over Usagi and lay on the other side of her bed, trying to move his arm from under her weight.
"Mamo-chan," Usagi sighed dreamily and turned around once again, placing her head in the crook of Alucard's neck and swinging her leg on top of his.
The Vampire King froze. "Shit."
Well, his arm was free now…but the rest of him was in big trouble. Ahem. Well, the girl was soft and smelled nicely of vanilla. Any man, dead or alive, would be in…trouble by now.
The blonde shifted her body closer to Alucard's and sighed again. "Um…ohh…eckkkkkkkkkkk!"
"Shit."
Usagi jolted upright in her bed and patted the place next to her. Her hand touched something warm and furry…. (Reminder: rated PG-13, :-P)
"Doggie!"
'Shit' – Alucard really didn't have much of a choice but to happily bounce on the bed and bark. At least he could transform into a dog.
Usagi shifted on her back, trying to find the lamp in the darkness of her room. Alucard sensed her motives and immediately blew the light bulb. She really didn't need to see a demon dog with red eyes in the middle of her bed right now. It would be great if the damn kid would just go back to sleep so he could bite off her stupid jewel thing.
The lamp on Usagi's nightstand wasn't working for some reason, so the blonde, still puzzled by the appearance of the dog, settled back in her bed. She patted the large animal's back and nuzzled its fur. It was so friendly and nice…and she felt so much safer with someone beside her.
Alucard purred. The girl's brooch was right in his face now. All he had to do was open his mouth and…yeah…he would do that right after his jaws got unstuck. Damn.
What was wrong with this picture? The King of the Undead couldn't even lift a finger—paw, to be exact—to do something to this strange girl.
Usagi shifted sleepily, annoyed by the dog's constant fidgeting. She sat up yawning. "Do you need to get out? Run outside and stuff? Oh…you might want to use the bathroom…."
'Might as well…. Nothing's going to happen here anyway.' Alucard jumped off the bed and followed Usagi to the door.
The blonde kneeled down and hugged Alucard's big head. He was glad he had blown up all the lights in the hall.
"Come and visit me again sometime, doggie!"
'Oh, absolutely, as soon as I figure out how to make my powers work around this damn thing on your chest.' The demon dog licked Usagi's face in farewell and disappeared in the dark hall. As soon as it left, the lights flicked on.
Usagi closed the door and went back to bed. She would ask that nice man Walter about the dog in the morning. Mina and she could play with it later; maybe take it for a walk and stuff. It was surely much more fun than sitting around in this blasted house.
She yawned and flicked the light off on the nightstand. Wonder who brought that big red hat in her room?
