There are four more chapters after this one. It will be very hard to squeeze in any more exes and they can only have bit parts, as all future roles have been assigned.
Bonnie
Well here we are,' Chandler said, So far so good.' Ross looked worried.
We haven't had the wedding yet.'
I know, but I happen to know Rachel's already here, so no-one can stop her getting in the building.' Ross sighed.
Well that's a relief. I just can't stand this. It's all so crazy. How could anyone be trying to stop my marriage? Why would anyone be so mean?' Phoebe was staring.
Look over there.'
Over where?'
Behind that woman in the purple. Isn't that what's her name, oh I can't remember but you know exactly who that is.'
Bonnie,' Ross said dully.
Hey I didn't know Bonnie was invited,' Joey said.
She's not,' Chandler said. None of the exes are invited.'
Charlie was invited,' Phoebe said.
She sent back her invitation the day after she met Ross in the street,' Chandler said.
Oh,' Joey said. You mean she's one of them.' Who ever them' were.
Come on,' Chandler said, We've got to find out what she's here for. Joey you stay with Ross.' Ross looked about to argue. No you stay up here and relax.'
Relax! How can I relax. All these people are following me, and Rachel, bugging our phones, asking questions, how can I relax?'
Just try, you're about to get married. We'll try and figure out what's going on.'
Bonnie, what are you doing here?' Chandler asked.
I've come to see the wedding of course,' she said with a smile.
But you haven't been invited.'
Well that doesn't matter. Anyone who wishes the bridge and groom well should be allowed to watch.' She looked a bit manic.
That's very nice of you.'
So I'll just stay in this seat and watch.'
Bonnie, you have to leave, you're not a guest.'
No let me stay, I want to see.' The other guests were all looking. Ross broke away from Joey and raced down.
Bonnie, I want you to leave now. I didn't invite you and I didn't want you here.'
Ross that's not very nice. I just want to wish you the very best.'
That's very nice but it would be better if you left, please,' he said, feeling edgy. The security guards arrived and Ross and Chandler found themselves staring at Danny and Gavin.
What seems to be the trouble?' Gavin said.
You're not a security guard!' Ross exclaimed. Gavin and Danny looked at each other and each produced identification.
We've changed jobs,' Gavin said.
Now, how can we help you?' Danny asked. Chandler was frowning. This was really weird. But if they were security guards they could do their jobs. Chandler indicated Bonnie.
This lady wasn't invited, would you mind helping her off the premises?'
Certainly sir,' Danny said. The two guards escorted her away, and Ross and Chandler returned to their positions.
How can they be here?' Ross hissed.
I don't know.'
They're not security guards.'
They had the ID,' Chandler said.
I wish I had a security guard to get rid of the security guards,' Ross said. So did Chandler. But it wouldn't be long until the wedding itself, and then they could relax.
Oh my God,' Rachel said. She was being delayed while the guards got rid of Bonnie. Out of sight, all she had known was that Bonnie was there, not that the guards were Danny and Gavin. What's going to happen next?'
It's okay, they'll get rid of her,' Monica said, Don't worry.'
Are we sure there isn't anyone else here that wasn't invited. I don't want to turn around and find someone like Emily staring at me.' That wedding kept preying on her mind.
There is no-one else,' Monica soothed. We've looked.' Rachel took some deep breaths in. Come on, are you ready?'
Yes.' The bridal procession music started and they began to walk.
It wasn't like she'd imagine it would be. She had imagined her wedding to be a wonderful day, surrounded by friends and family, thinking of nothing but each other. They were surrounded by friends and family but also by enemies, unseen. Their thoughts were not on each other but on the threat. She and Ross had spent most of the time looking over their shoulders to see if anyone was sneaking up on them. If either of them had made any mistakes with the vows they wouldn't have noticed, they were too busy worrying about what could ruin things for them.
I'd have thought you could have been a bit more interested,' Ross's father said. I mean I know you've been here three times but it can't have been that boring. I paid a lot of money for this. Again.'
I wasn't bored Dad.'
I was worried for a minute you were going to get the names wrong again.' Would no-one ever let him live that down? But compared to what they feared might happen, that would have been nothing.
There are some people we don't want to see Dad.' Emily was probably on the list of people that hated him, Rachel and maybe the others but at least she hadn't shown up yet. At the thought that she might, he started looking around.
Ha,' his father said, You've left a few messes in your past son. I can't say about Rachel.'
Don't,' Ross warned.
But you — anyway, you're hitched, on with the reception.'
