Janice
Finally, Ross and Rachel were getting ready to leave on their honeymoon.
Have a wonderful honeymoon,' Monica said.
Have a great time,' Phoebe said, tears in her eyes.
They will,' Mike said, squeezing her waist.
Have a great time Dad, Rachel,' Ben said, accepting a hug from Ross. They hadn't worked out whether Ben would call Rachel anything different now that she was officially a stepmother. Joey held Emma up to be kissed and kissed again by her parents.
We'll be back soon sweetie,' Rachel said. It cost her a little pang to leave Emma behind but the honeymoon would be short and she loved being with Monica.
Maybe three will come back,' Chandler joked. After having dealt with Chloe, he had relaxed with more champagne. Monica digged him in the ribs, which did nothing to dent his grin.
What?' Joey asked. Ross and Rachel looked at each other. Well maybe
Everyone else pressed in on them to say their last goodbyes and it was nearly half an hour before they got into the hired car.
Well that does it, Mrs Geller,' Ross said, kissing Rachel. Safe at last.
Mmm,' she said, So what do you think about bringing back a third person?'
I have no complaints if you don't.'
None at all, Mr Geller,' Rachel said happily.
Nothing and no-one can stop us,' Ross said, We're safely married.'
Yes, and nothing can happen now because it's too late.'
It was just so weird though. I'm glad no-one messed things up, but if they had, there was nothing to stop us getting married another day. It's not as though we needed all this fuss just to get married. You just need a celebrant and two witnesses.'
'That's true. All that matters is being with you.'
Suddenly when they were stopped at the lights, the driver left the car. Ross and Rachel broke off from their kiss.
What?' Ross asked. Someone else got in the front. Who the hell are you?' That remark could have applied to the person who got in the front passenger seat at the same time. Before Ross and Rachel could think or act further, the driver floored it and they tore through a red light, making Rachel scream and Ross glad he'd visited the toilet just before they got in the car.
The person in the front seat turned back to face them and pulled a mask off. It was Janice.
Janice, what are you doing here?' Ross exclaimed.
I've come to wish you all the best Ross, and Rachel,' she said. May it last forever and ever and ever.' The car swerved and Janice said, Oh my Gawd, this isn't the Grand prix. How am I supposed to do it if you're driving like that, Frankie?'
Relax,' said the deep mysterious voice of the driver. Janice turned back to Ross and Rachel, who were wondering what "do it" meant, and smiled a smile they didn't like.
'Stop the car!' Ross exclaimed, but they were going too fast and the doors were locked anyway
'You'll never get away with it,' Rachel trembled. Janice was leaning over the front seat towards them and suddenly her hand darted out. Ow!' Rachel screamed as a needle jabbed her arm. Ross moved to hit Janice but at the same time, the driver, who had just stopped the car jabbed him with a needle as well.
Ow!' He snatched his arm back. That hurt.'
Whinge whinge, complain complain,' mocked Janice, Thank God I won't have to listen to this much longer.' Rachel was sitting back, horrified but she suddenly felt very weak.
Why are you doing this?' she asked, but it was coming out as a whisper. Was she dying? She tried to grab Ross's hand but she couldn't move her arm. Janice laughed and she couldn't even shudder at the sound.
Oh quite a lot of us are sick of you,' Janice said. We're just doing something about it at last.' Rachel wasn't quite sure she understood but she heard the laugh and shuddered. She could feel her consciousness slipping. She didn't even know where Ross was any more. She was being carried somewhere
AN: No, they're not going to die
