Onto chapter 3.

Disclaimer: Don't own FLCL or it's characters, or Crobdan and Mayumi, just Brandon. Crobdan and Mayumi belong to Crobdan, FLCL to Gainax. I have Crobdan's permission to use Crobdan and Mayumi.


A/N: A character death is in this chapter so the weak of heart, pregnant women or anyone else who has problems with blood and gore might not want to read this. And I'd like to think the 2 people that actually gave me good reviews and inspired me to write, Crobdan and Iloveraharu.

"NOT YOU AGAIN." I shout at Amarao. "Oh yeah it is me, and I'm here to take Haruko with me." he says. I get pissed at this and shout, "YOU WILL NOT TAKE HARUKO WITH YOU, YOU DUMB, COCKSUCKING, DOGFUCKING, BITCH WITH HUGE EYEBROWS!" "What are you gonna do, play your bass at me to death?" he laughed after saying that. "Fuck it, I was going to let you live but not now." I yell to him. I then pull my bass off of my back, aim the bass's neck right at his heart and throw it. It hits Amarao and goes about half way through him, blood splatters every where and blood starts to gush from the wound. "Ahhhhhh" he cried as the bass's neck had went through him, "You psychotic, bass wielding maniac, you'll pay for this." "Sorry, I don't have much money" I said to him, Haruko started howling, while Naota and Eri stand there with horrified looks on their faces. "Damnit, I'm sick of you." as I say this, I run forward, jump up and dropkick the bass completely through Amarao, causing blood to fly everywhere, but not to get on anyone's clothes. As the bass completely went through him it killed him instantly. I pick up my bass, pull a towel out of nowhere, wipe off all the blood on it, put the bass back on my back, walk over and stand above Amarao's corpse and say, "That's Mr. Psychotic Bass wielding maniac to you, Eyebrows boy."

All of a sudden I look up to see a black vespa, exactly like Haruko's plummeting to earth, with two people on it. I jump out of the way just as it crashes to earth. A huge cloud of dust flies up from where the vespa crashed. As the dust clears to two figures appear from it, apparently arguing about sex. "Not right now" shouts the guy with blonde hair and green eyes to the woman beside him, "We're on a mission, so NO SEX while we're on the mission." "That sucks, how about now?" asks Mayumi. "No DAMNIT" shouts Crobdan

Haruko looks at him for a second then shouts, "CROBDAN!" Crobdan looks over at Haruko and says, "Haruko, there you are. Hey I've come here to tell you that Juggula's stronger brother Suggula is coming to earth looking for Atomsk and if he doesn't get Atomsk, he'll destroy earth." Haruko the says, "Exnay on the Uggulajay." "Why?" asks Crobdan. Haruko points to me and they see I have a pissed look on my face. Crobdan then says, "Hey he's a Rahurian too." "Yeah," says Haruko, "His brother was killed defeating Juggula, but Juggula was killed with him." Crobdan then says, "What this is B.D.'s younger brother, Brandon, the very same Brandon that he talked about all the time, the one he told stories about?" "Yep." says Haruko.

"Crobdan let's have sex now." said Mayumi. "NO!" shouted Crobdan. "Anyways Suggula will be here in maybe a half hour or so."

All of a sudden Crobdan turns to look at Mayumi, because she hadn't asked about sex again, to find her standing in front of me. "Hey, you're pretty sexy come on why don't we have sex." said Mayumi to me, as she started to stick her hand down my pants. "AHHH, GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OUT OF MY GODDAMNED PANTS, YA FUCKIN' NYMPHO!" I shout at her. Crobdan then shouts at Mayumi, "GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HIS PANTS, DAMNIT. Then maybe we'll have sex later." "OK" says Mayumi as she takes her hand out of my pants. "Thanks dude, so you're Haruko's brother?" I say looking at Crobdan. "Yep, and I'm sorry what happened with your brother." replies Crobdan.

All of a sudden a huge red bird appears overhead. Crobdan, Haruko, Naota, and I all say at the same time "Atomsk."


So how is it so far? There will be three more chapters after this one. Ok, read and review.