Chapter 5... The Alternate.

Disclaimer: Gainax owns FLCL (Fooly Cooly or Furi Kuri) Chris owns Crobdan and Mayumi, I only own myself and all original characters and ideas.

A/n: This is alternate ending of the story. If that makes sense.


We all gazed up into the sky to see Suggula floating there in the air. "What a waste of a planet. I'd be doing these scum a favor by destroying their planet. Now where's Atomsk? Atomsk get your scaly bird fucking ass out here. NOW." Suggula was one dumb bastard."Atomsk you got to the count of ten-thousand, then I'll start destroying stuff." To get as powerful as he was, he had to sacrifice parts of his brain and his body. He sold his liver,colon,galbladder,bladder,kidneys,spleen,left lung,rigth ear, a vertabrae, two ribs, left hand left pinky, and his manhood. See how retarded he is."One,two,three,four,five,six..." Ten hours later... "Two thousand nine hundred ninety five, two thousand ni-" I was pissed, so I yelled out "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAMNED MONKEY FUCKING, MAGGOT MOLESTING, COCK MUNCHING BITCH. Atomsk is dead. Now you will pay for your brothers mistakes and my brother's death." Suggula looks directly down at me and asks, "Who the fuck are you?" I glare at him and say. "Your brother was killed by my brother, but my brother lost his life in the process. Now it's your turn to die." He looks at me and smirks, then says, "I was the one who killed your brother. He was going to live before I decided to kill him." I shout at him "You bastard, you shall die for killing my brother." He looks at me as though I was a spoiled child that everyone hated.

I shout at Haruko, Crobdan, and Naota,"GET IN FIGHTING POSISITIONS!" We all got in fighting posisitions, then flew up into the air. My body began to glow black. Haruko began to glow pink. Crobdan began to glow red. Naota began to glow green. "Do you four actually think you can beat me by glowing and having wings?" He began laughing after asking us the question. "Yes, because you didn't count on us having the powers of The Four Ancient Protectors." A look of pure terror quickly graced his ugly facial features. He thinks, 'No it can't be. They can't be the ones with the power.' Then he began to think out loud, "No matter I will still kill all of you and then destory this godforsaken backwood planet. Starting with her." he says pointing toward Eri. "No, please don't kill me." she cries out. He fires a energy blast out of his hands only to be slapped away by Naota's bass just as it was about to hit Eri. "YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG CRACKHEADED DOG SLUT, YOU SHALL PAY FOR TRYING TO HURT ERI!" shouts Naota toward Suggula. He looked at them with no interest and looked toward Mayumi. He then sends a huge ass energy blast hurtling toward Mayumi. It was about ten inches from Mayumi, when Crobdan swatted it away with his bass. "SAME THING TO YOU THAT NAOTA SAID EXCEPT FOR MAYUMI!" shouts Crobdan. Crobdan and Naota then charge towards Suggula swinging their basses at him. Naota slams his bass into Suggulas side, while Crobdan slammed his bass into Suggulas crotch. Crobdan flies back a few feet to see why his attack had no effect. "Ha, you idiot, I've no manhood, I gave it up to have my power." he says dully. Naota and Crobdan attacked him all over the place. They were holding there own as their assault on Suggula continued for two hours straight until the point where they both were exhausted.

I look at Haruko as she looks at me. I then say, "It's our turn." She just nods to reply. We both go flying forward slamming our basses into Suggula repeatedly. "DIE MOTHERFUCKER!" I shout at him while slamming my bass into his head. From below me I hear a "Heeya" from Haruko as she slams his bass into his kneecap. This caused him to go down on one knee. Our hits weren't doing much damage to him since he was bigger than any building ever made. We, as in me, Haruko, Crobdan, and Naota, flew in all directions hitting him all over his body, trying to damage and defeat him. We all hit him in the ribs at the same time, causing him to spit up a huge amount of blood causing almost half of Mabase to flood in the red blood, although no damage was done to the city. "You'll shall pay for that. "he shouts. He throws a huge energy blast towards me, but I knock it back at him, making it hit him in the kneecap, burning him badly. Haruko takes this chance to fly forward and attack him, but just as she was about to slam her bass into him he fires a huge energy blast at Haruko, sending her flying backwards, badly injuring her. I didn't see how bas she was injured. My bass flies out of my hands and straps itself to my back as I fly forward and catch Haruko in my arms and fly to the ground with her in my arms. I lay her on the ground and find a huge ass hole right through her abdomen, that was caused by the huge energy blast. "Haruko" I say sadly. A sad smile graced her lips after I said her name. "Brandon, I'm going to die." ."You can't die, you're immortal." I say trying to reassure her. "Brandon, I took too much damage and my vital organs are either dead or dying." she says weakly. Now I was feeling a combination of sadness and anger ."Haruko, sorry for not getting you Atomsk's power. Goodbye. Tell B.D. I said 'Hi and that I love him'" She then says "I finally get to be with the man I'm in love with now. I'm in love with your brother B.D. That day you came home with that letter, it damn neared killed me hearing that he was dead. She then says, "Brandon, please destroy my body." Without a word, I aim my bass shotgun style at her and strummed a few cords, causing an energy blast to form on the end of the neck of the bass and I shot it at her, making it engulf her and destroy her instantly. "I have no one now. No friends. No family." I say angrily. I pick up Haruko's bass and fly into the sky.

I held my bass in my left hand and Haruko's in my right hand. I slammed them together and made a double bass and strapped it over my back. I hold out my hand and shout, "BASSES COME TO ME." Crobdan's bass and Naota's bass flew to me in mid-air. I then did the same with Crobdan's bass and Naota's bass. Then I took the double basses and slammed them together. Then a huge black flash happened and smoke rose up everywhere. When the smoke cleared I stood there in mid-air with my body glowing midnight black and my eyes glowing deep, dark crimson red. In my hands there was now one single guitar. A Gibson SG Voodoo. Suggula looked at the guitar and asks fearfully, "How'd you get that guitar. The Legendary Gibson SG Voodoo." I just smirked an evil smirk and flew forward and slammed the Voodoo into Suggula. This sent him flying backwards. I was possessed. I continued my vicious assault on Suggula making him bleed badly. I flew back so there was a medium/short distance between us. My eyes went back to normal, but my body still glowed. "You will die NOW!" I shout at him. I hold the guitar shot gun style with the neck aimed at Suggula. I began to play at the last "I'm losing my sight part in the song Last Resort." As I was doing this a huge black ball of energy began to form at the end of the neck of the guitar. As I finish playing the ball is huge enough to destroy Suggula. I yell, "DIE MONSTER!" as I shoot the ball of energy at him. It hit him and engulfed him, killing him instantly.

My body stopped glowing and my wings went back into my body, as did everyone else's. The guitars split apart and went back to their rightful owners, except Haruko's stayed with me. I looked around and saw her vespa was destroyed and all of her stuff was too, except the bass that was in my right hand. I slowly descended towards the ground and land on my feet. I strap the basses over my back. I felt nothing. I had no one. I had no willing reason to live. I had an unwilling reason to stay alive. I was the protector of Earth now and without me the Earth was surely doomed. Correction, I was one of the protectors of Earth, if Crobdan would stay and Naota was up to it. I walked over to where Crobdan, Mayumi, Eri, and Naota stood. I asked Crobdan, "Are you staying?" Crobdan looks at me and gives a small sad smile, "Yes, I'm a protector of Earth, so I have to."

All of a sudden a vespa was heard. We all looked to where it was coming from. Someone was coming! Within a matter of seconds, whoever it was pulled up in front of us. The driver pulled of her helmet revealing she was a girl Rahurian. She got off her purple vespa. She was 5'10". She had beautiful yellow eyes. She had an awesome combination of purple and black hair. She had the perfect body, her clothes showed it off well. "Hello, are you Brandon?" the mystery girl asked, pointing at me. "Yes." I simply reply. Her voice was like silk, soft and beautiful. "I'm sorry, but I have to take that pink bass." she says softly. "Who says?" I ask. She looks directly at me, then says, "The Rahurian Elders." I look at her then throw her the bass, "Then I have no choice. Take it." She straps the bass on her back. "I know what happened. Oh, Yeah, my name is Laecatia. I know this sounds weird, but do any of you have a place I can stay?" I looked at her. She was the most beautiful women I have ever seen. "You can stay at my place." I say. "Thanks." she says.

Three weeks later-

"Laecatia can I talk to you?" I ask her. "Sure." she says. Unbeknownst to me Laecatia had fallen in love with me. "Umm... Laecatia," I began. 'Go on just say the worst she can say is she doesn't fell the same way about you' I thought to myself, "I'm in love with you Laecatia." I said nervously looking at her. Laecatia had a great personality. She was smart, funny, calm, and crazy all in one. She was the perfect girl. "Brandon, I feel the same way about you. I think I'm in love with you too." she replies, my heart skips a beat, due to the joy I was feeling. I wrap my arms around her, pull her close, and gently place my lips to hers and we kiss. A few seconds later we pull away due to lack of air. We say, "I love you" at the same time to each other.

Then we lived in joy and bliss forever. Crobdan and Mayumi also lived forever in happiness with each other. Naota and Eri got married and had two children.

Fin-


Alright this is the alternate ending. Please review and tell me what you think. Thanks for reading.