WARNING: SONG NOT SUTABLE FOR NORMAL PEOPLE!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu hakusho or this Steven Lynch song .
Anything in bold print is the song
Today was yusuke's birthday.He was hangning around the house with all his friends. Kuwabara was hanging out with the girls (yes I am implying something) Hiei was watching Kuwabara carfully making sure he dosn't try anything funny around Yukina. Yusuke was stuffing his face with cake and Kurama was nowhere to be found.
"This cake is good," Yusuke said then cut another peice for him to eat.
"You know Yusuke, that you can get sick from all this cake," Botan said while Yusuke stuck a giant peice of food in his mouth.
"Mah, muhm immuned,"(translation: "Nah, I'm immuned") Yusuke said. He swallowed then turned green.
"BATHROOM!" he yelled. Everyone laughed.
After the bathroom moment that I won't write in because its sick
"fwheww, Man It feels good to take a huge dump," Yusuke said. "Hey," He said as he heard the sound of a guitar being played. He slightly opened the door of his room only to find Kurama siting on the floor with his back to the door and playing Yusuke's guitar.
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
Yusuke's eyebrow shot up
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
I get undressed and I start to lube
Yusuke's eye's widened. Botan walked up behind him."Whats going on?" she asked then listened.
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
"What the.....?" she said.
Wondering just how he'll feel
will he like it better than his little wheel
Botan gave a small gasp.
careful now he's right beside me
one more inch and he's inside me
"oh my god," Yusuke and Botan said in union. Then laughed.
GO!!! Gerbil go!
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Yusuke snickered
A be my little chimney sweeper
"Eww," botan commented while laughing
one thing I forgot about
how am I supposed to get you out
Yusuke was on the floor rolling around laughing his ass off.
so now my gerbils on easy street
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
"URP," "You okay?"Yusuke asked botan. "I just threw up in my mouth a little," She replied.
the situation is beyond my control
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I tried crowbars I tried wires
almost hurt'em with a pair of pliers
tried cheese but he's not biting
wish this wasn't so exciting
"HAAAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
A Jesus, I am such a sucker
A Please get out you fury mother fuc-ahhhhhh!
"HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAA"
I think I am getting ill
suddenly he's very very still
"UPHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA oh.......my god........HAHHAHAHAHHA," They laughed.
Now it's too late my gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbacide
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHEHEHEHHEEHA
here's some advice it's very clear cut
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA >snort> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
don't stick him up your butt
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
little fury gerbil in your booty hole
They started laughing hisaricaly.
And a happy birhtday to Yusuke -kurama finished then turned aroud with a sly look on his face
"Yeah.......THANK YOU....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA," Yusuke said. Botan wiped tears from her eyes. After 2 miniuts they settled down and stpoed laughing.
"How did you we were there?" asked Botan.
hehehehhehehehehhehe...............yeah I have a sick mind................BUT I did not write that song. Sadly.
