People I swear that this is not a Yoai. ITS JUST EXTREEMLY WRONG! And yet halarious...THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR REVEIWS...THEY HAVE MADE ME SO HAPPY!hugs reveiwers ...wait I'm not a hugging person...ahem anyways moving on...

REMEMBER!...I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of these Steven Lynch songs...If I did you woulden't see me typing this shit!

Song

"dailogue"

'thoughts'

>actions>


"Oh come on, Kurama, I dared you" Yusuke exclaimed.

"I'M NOT GAY YOU IDIOTS" Kurama yelled at them.

"WE KNOW THAT" They yelled back.

"Yeah, Whats the worst that can happen" Kuwabara asked.

"You mean besides me being the dragons next victim" Kurama shot back. Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at him with puppy eyes.

"You know... thats not cute" Kurama commented. They sweatdroped.

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" They begged. "Well take blame if anything bad happens." Kurama gave up.

"Fine" Kurama went into the living room, with his guitar, were Hiei was sitting alone, eating sweet snow, and watching T.V. Kurama gulped and started playing the guitar. Hiei looked at him. Kurama began to sing.

Here we are dear old friend

Hiei glared


You and I drunk again

"I think your the one drunk baka fox" Hiei commented

Laughs have been had and tears have been shed

Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head

"Damn straight its gone to your head" Hiei commented. Kuwabara and Yusuke were laughing. Hiei grew suspicious.

But if I were gay, I would give you my heart

Hiei droped the spoon. Kuwabara and Yusuke laughed harder.

And if I were gay you'd be my work of art

Kuwabara fell from laughter

If I were gay we would swim in romance

"Your gonna be swimming in deep shit when I'm done with you" Hiei said.

But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants

Hiei twitched incessantly. Yusuke pissed himself.

Its not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you

Hiei threw up. Kuwabara pissed himself.

Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean

Hiei threw up again only this time on Kuwabara

If I were gay I would give you my soul
If I were gay I would give you my hole...BEING!

Hiei 'eeped' and held his sword in hand.


If I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay so why don't you stop cupping my ba-...hands

He unsheathed his sword...


We've never hugged, we've never kissed

"YOU CAN BET YOU ASS WE NEVER WILL" He yelled.


I've never been intimate with your fist

Hiei threw up, eeped, twitched, twitched again, and glared.


You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your...drawers

He knew everything now...

"Wow...do you really love me Kurama" Hiei said with stars in his eyes. Kurama sweatdroped.

"EWW NO HIEI WHAT ARE YOU NUTS...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kurama said then ran out of the room . Hiei sat back on the couch with his sweetsnow.

"No...but it was the only way to get you to leave me alone while I eat my sweetsnow...hn. HAHAHAHHAHA...Baka fox thought I was gay HAHAHAHAHHAHA" Hiei continued to eat his sweetsnow and watch TV.

"Hn...Damn Jewish lady with a nasal problem... >twitch> SWEETSNOW"


hehehehehehe...well hope you liked it...NOW REVIEW OR THE NEXT ONE WILL BE WORSE! Let me give you a preview... Song I'm a rich and famous doctor, I'd always thought I'd be, an expert in the field of , Gynecology... Well...till next time!