MY EXPLINATION I'm sure many of you are waiting to hear my explination for not updating in a while so here it is. The day after New Years (when I last updated)...I was attacked by a giant, rabbid, antelope... It bit me so I turned into an antelope. SO for 3 months they had been conducting a formula to turn me back to normal...If you are wondering if it worked then all I have to say is NO I'M TYPING WITH MY GIANT ANTELOPLE HOOVES! Anyways...this fic is rated PG-14! Great use of the F-word.
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DISCLAIMER I own nothing...not the songs, not the show...NOTHING!
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"Quotes"
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If you want to hear this song go to the link on my profile.
Kurama and Kaito had entered Thier college's Talent Radio Contest to raise money for the school's band fund. (A/N DON'T ASK I COULDEN'T COME UP WITH A REASON!) They had entered in hope to win the prize money...well Kiato did. Kurama just entered because Kaito bugged him and threatend him with the "I'll tell your mother about your life as Youko!" thing, till he agreed . They were going to preform a song Kaito wrote. Kurama had to play guitar and sing as well. People were begining to show up. Yusuke, kuwabara, hiei, shizuru, yukina, keiko, and botan all said they would come and watch. Backstage, Kurama was fixing his guitar while Kaito practiced singing. Kurama cringed.
"Your voice cannot sound better no matter what...so STOP trying!" Kurama said in a bitter tone. Kaito looked back and smirked.
"Your bad attitude about this is not gonna ruin my day...I'm WINNING THAT MONEY!" Kaito exclaimed. Kurama Glared.
"Band nerd," He said in a low tone. Kaito glared. (A/N: I Was a band nerd...-.-;;;;)
"Your in band too!" He shouted. Kurama smirked.
"At least I play drums... and NOT THE FLUTE!" (I was a floutist...NO I DIDN'T PLAY THE FLOUT!)
"HELLO YOU GUYS," Botan's perky voice was herd from the distance. Kurama looked back. They had all arrived.
"Oh hey," Kaito said. Kurama waved in a very bored manner.
"Hey...you ok kurama?" Yusuke asked. Kurama nodded in the same manner. Yusuke shurged.
"UP NEXT IS YUU KAITO AND SUICHI MINNAMONO!" The announcer's voice boomed throughout the place.
"Well Its our time... Wish us luck," Kaito said as he made his was on the stage draging kurama along by his shirt.
"Good luck," Yusuke said loudly.
"Break a leg!" Botan shouted.
"Can it be Kaito's!" Kurama shouted back. They all made their ways back to thier seats.
"OK! You can begin whenever you like!" The announcer said. Kurama began playing with a vengful look in his eyes.
KAITO: I like my toast buttered
KURAMA: and I take mine dry
KAITO: I dig the Beatles
KURAMA: I'm a Stone's kind of guy
KAITO: I have fine taste
KURAMA: and I like things cheap
KAITO: I wanna stay up all night
KURAMA: I just wanna sleep...with your sister
KAITO: I'm sorry What did you just say?
KURAMA: what?
KAITO: you said something about wanting to sleep with my-uh I like the sunshine
KURAMA : and I wanna nail your sister
KAITO: see there you just said it again- I like Julia Roberts' movies
KURAMA: I just wanna F>>> the shit out of your sister
Everyone gasped
KURAMA: Now kaito you would rule...
KAITO: What are you talking about?
KURAMA: If you said "Its cool"
KAITO: Its not cool!
KURAMA: I'd go pick her up at her Junior High School...YEAH YOUR SISTER
KAITO: Woah wa wait that sister?
(tempo speeds up)
KURAMA: I JUST WANNA F>>> YOUR SISTER! I WANNA F>>> HER IN THE F>>> ING FACE AND IN THE F>>> ING HAIR
KAITO: WOAH WHAT WAIT!
KURAMA: >CENSORED> (I can't bring myself to type this)
KAITO: >censored> WAIT!
KURAMA: WHAT?
KAITO: WOAH BOB-DAMNIT (my word) You wanna F>>> my sister?
KURAMA: ...yes.
KAITO: You wanna F>>> my sister?
KURAMA: Yes
KAITO: ...26.50
NOW I KNOW I PROMISED another song in my last chapter but I coulden't find the lyrics. Well...this is the end of the chapter...if you wish to listen to this song I will post the stupid little link on my profile. That is all thank you...WAIT NO! The reviewers thingy...well I'm not gonna say things to all who reviewed because that would take hours...just the ones with questions and crap. I THANK YOU ALL THOUGH! I'll try to update sooner now.
Lord of the dark Fluffiness I really don't where I got the idea for this. shrugs
chrissy No I did not make these songs up... The guy who writes this is STEVEN LYNCH.
PEN AGAINST SWORD I learn these sick preverted things from the best... And they know who they are...Are you dead?
Quittakingmyname I learned from you...
Samuraiduck27 How does he know they are there you asked? That will be revealed in the end.
tsukinochi Yes, All songs are by Steven Lynch.
Botonmaster Akel, I didn't need to know you pissed yourself.
hiei and kurama's fire fox I'll try to send it I swear
asian princess 61 I based kurama's reaction to my own. I CANNOT STAND YAOI AND SHONEN AI...IT CREEPS ME THE HELL OUT.
Silver-kyubi Its can and it will -
IdiotWITHAnEmailAdress . ;;;;; I love your name.
MOOboy714 I wish I could write my own stories but I can't. Begin a 14 year old girl with no experience of things like jacking off or haveing a gerbil up my butt I can't come up with anything.
WELL ONCE MORE THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR REVIEWS!
P.S: FOR ALL OF YOU WHO REQUESTED THAT I SEND YOU THE PREVIOUS SONGS...I WILL RE-ATTEMPT TO DO THAT BUT YAHOO IS A BITCH SOMETIMES SO YEAH...THAT IS ALL.
