Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Fruits Basket. But someday...(I kid, I kid)

Chapter 2 – The Invasion of the Seagulls!

Now where were we when we left off...? Ah! The Sohmas (or at least some of them) were about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime...to the BEACH! Actually, they must have been to the beach before, so I guess this isn't their first time. But this shall be their WORST! Muahahahaha...ha...eh...

"I don't WANT to go to any stupid beach." Kyo complained from the back seat of Ayame's car. "You can't just waltz in here and take us off to wherever you damn well please!"

"Now, now, Kyo-kun, you should be thankful that I'm using MY time, and MY money for your personal enjoyment." Ayame replied back, although I think he didn't really spend any money on this random trip.

"But...but-"

"No 'but's Kyo!" Ayame said angrily, "Or else I'll leave you out in the middle of the road!"

Although Kyo probably WANTED to be out of this crazy car, he kept his mouth shut for once.

The only other people in the car were Yuki, Tohru, Shigure, Hatori, Haru, and Momiji. How Hatori and Haru got there, you ask? Well, it's a long story...

Actually, just kidding. I have no idea. I just wanted Haru in the story, cause he's COOL, and you probably wanted to too! Also, the Mabudachi Trio HAS to be together! It is their job to spread the joy of flowers all around the world! The three musketeers! The amigos! THE SUPER HANDSOME BLOSSOM TRIO, for pete's sake! ARRGH!

"We're going to have SO much fun!" Tohru exclaimed happily.

"YAY!" Momiji added.

"Who CAN'T have fun at the beach?" Shigure laughed.

"I like the beach." Haru stated.

"You realize I'm just here because the author dragged me along." Hatori grumbled.

I want to go home...Yuki thought. Can't blame him. Who would want to go to the beach with their annoying older brother, arch nemesis, and some other random crazy people?

And of course, Kyo was still fuming. I think I already explained why he was in the beginning of this chapter. "Well, just because I'm here, doesn't mean I'm going to LIKE it." Kyo retorted stubbornly, as Ayame drove horribly on ahead. His driving skills suck. Really. People like Yuki and Hatori can get heart attacks from this. But then, people like Tohru didn't notice, people like Kyo were too mad to even CARE, and people like Shigure enjoyed the thrill of going 90 miles per hour crushing many, many poor defenseless squirrels.

I'm glad there's no squirrel in the Jyuunishi, then.

1 hour later

"This REALLY sucks." Kyo complained for about the millionth time. "I'm so freakin' bored, and I'm being taken to some place I don't even WANT to go."

"Are we there yet?" Momiji asked for the TRILLIONTH time. (ha! He beat Kyo!)

Ayame turned around from the steering wheel and grinned. "Well, actually, we ARE here now! Welcome to..." he turned back and looked at the sign. "The Ebil Crazy Guller's Beach?"

"That can't be right." Hatori said, looking outside. "You said we were going to the 'Sunshine Paradise Happy Beach'."

"Maybe it doesn't exist, so let's just get out of here now as this beach is Ebil and Crazy." Yuki said quickly.

Ayame frowned. "Definitely not! Just because this isn't the same beach that we planned on going, doesn't mean that we can't go! Come on!"

And so, Tohru, Momiji, and Shigure happily followed Ayame, as well as Hatori, Yuki, and Kyo, who were all trialing behind dejectedly. As for Haru? Well...everybody made him carry all the stuff, and as he is the ox, he would have been the slowest anyway.

"Ah...doesn't the salty beach air smell so INVIGORATING?" Shigure remarked as Haru suddenly collapsed underneath the various umbrellas, towels, bottles of sunscreen, and beach chairs.

"Why, yes, Gure-san, it does!" Ayame replied. Just so you know, the Ebil Crazy Guller's Beach is an EBIL beach. No, not evil. EBIL. EBIL is a lot worse than just plain old EVIL. It was sunny, yes, but there were barely any people there, but EBIL people. There was an EBIL lifeguard that never saved anyone anyway, EBIL shells that always get stepped on, and EBIL hermit crabs that always pinch you if you get to close. But the rulers of this EBIL beach are none other that...

The EBIL seagulls.

Everyday, they survey their territory. Those who disturb then, are destroyed. Those who mock them, are murdered. Those who poke them, are pooped on. The seagulls ARE the rulers. No one has challenged them ever in time. Thus is the rule of the seagulls.

"Alright, let's set the umbrellas up right here, and the chairs right here, and oh! Don't forget your sunscreen! And here's the boom box-"

Hatori looked at Ayame incredulously. "What on earth did you bring a boom box for? Are you even allowed to play one on this beach?"

Ayame scowled. "Of course! This beach has NO rules! That's what I like!"

"Ayame, Ayame!" Momiji cried, jumping up and down. "Can me and Tohru go in the water? Please? PLEASE? PLEASE?"

"I love swimming in the ocean!" Tohru added happily.

"Why, of course! Go ahead!" Ayame smiled, and proceeded to set up all the beach things. Haru, by now, got up and was slowly moving his way to the restroom to change into his swimming trunks. GO, HARU, GO!

"Hey! What did I miss!" Shigure said, running to Ayame and Hatori from the restroom. He was wearing...something that is NOT his kimono and something that is NOT swimming trunks. Make up something in your mind.

"Nothing. Just some mindless discussion with Ayame." Hatori grumbled. HE was wearing something that is NOT his doctors outfit and something that is NOT swimming trunks. Cause I just CAN'T imagine Hatori in swimming trunks. It's REALLY scary just to think about it.

As for Ayame, well...he was just wearing his normal clothes. Yes, at the BEACH. It's not like he was planning to go into the water or anything. Or even sunbathe.

Why the hell am I talking about CLOTHES anyway?

By now, Momiji and Tohru got changed and were literally plunging into the sea. They better watch out for the EBIL sharks! Just kidding. Anyways, the EBIL seagulls are scarier.

Kyo looked around the beach angrily. He wasn't planning to go to the beach anyway, until Ayame just decided to come, destroy the house, as well as at least a hundred other things that annoyed Kyo. In his MAX anger, he kicked a rock really hard in a random direction. Unfortunately, it hurt his foot because he kicked it so hard. Even MORE unfortunately, it hit a seagull.

An EBIL seagull.

DUN, DUN, DUN!

To be continued. Ha! A cliffhanger! Boy, do I love to torture my readers or what?

Kyo's Korner!

We're back with KYO'S KORNER! Here are some new questions for him to answer.

Koneku: What annoys you the most about Ayame?

Kyo: EVERYTHING! He is so damn annoying! Do I even need a REASON?

Koneku: Sheesh, no need to use so much punctuation...okay, do you LOVE Tohru?

Kyo: ...eh? Do I have to answer this?

Koneku: YES!

Kyo: TOO BAD! Cause I WON'T!

Koneku: Well, it's kinda obvious anyway...

Kyo: WHAT?

Koneku: Aww...you're so cute as a kitty! Can I hug you?

Kyo: NO.

Koneku: -hugs him anyway- Aww...you're so cute!

Kyo-Kitty: ARRGGHH!

Next time on Kyo's Korner...I shall ask YUKI questions! Yes, I know it's called "KYO's Korner", but I just liked how it sounded. I can ask ANY Fruits Basket character questions I please, so ha!

Bai!