A Walk Through Silent Hill to Remember
Chapter one.
2:37 pm. January 2nd
I've just arrived in Silent Hill, there is fog everywhere and it's quite annoying. The only reason I'm here is because my dead wife sent me a letter saying "Meet me in Silent Hill, I'll be in our special place myeh," geez what a bitch. Why can't the dead just stay dead and not write me letters cough grandma cough. Ohh well I guess I'll have to be on my merry freakin way.
2:53 pm. January 2nd
Ok I just used the bathroom first off there is blood all over the floor. (Might be in the ladies room and if so someone needs a big ass tampon.) And it smells like shit……..err…..that's before I got in there not after. The sinks don't work and there is writing all over the mirror along with other stuff. (Damn teenagers) I think I'll get in my car and just start driving again get to the town and find out what this is all about.
2:55 pm. January 2nd
Well I'm walking down the road and for some unknown reason I've decided to not take the car but take the map out of it. I'm walking down the road and this fog is still here, god what's the deal with it, but on the bright side I can smoke without anyone noticing. Damn I forgot my lighter maybe I'll find something better along the way.
3:07 pm January 2nd
I've just arrived in the actual town, the fog is still here and I've just met this chick. She kind of looked like Mary but she had a better rack. Damn I can't talk to women she asked why I was here and I said I was "lost" the town has one fucking road leading there and I say I'm lost why the hell couldn't I come up with something better than that. Well after arriving in town (why didn't I take the car?) I walked over to the flower store and found a first aid kit; it disappeared after I took it. I wanted to take one of the spades also but they're stuck to the fucking table. What the hell? So I'm unarmed in a town emerged in fog with no body here at all! Where is everyone? I yelled a little and got no answer ran around naked a while and still nothing. Well onward and forward.
3:17 pm January 2nd
Well something interesting happened finally I was walking around and found some bloody tracks on the road (same women with the need of big tampon?) and heard a shuffling sound, after following the sound for a while I found something that looked exactly how my wife did in the mornings so after dealing with it in the usual manner (meaning beating it over the head with a stick) I realized it wasn't her and stole its radio. The radio sucks and all it makes is static but I heard something that sounded like my wife on the radio and have decided to push forward even though I just saw the freakiest thing in my life and beat it to death with a stick and then some.
3:24 pm January 2nd
Ok now there are more what I'm going to call morning wife, or mw for short, it started after the radio made staticy noises that got louder as they got closer. Well I beat them all to death and then some but still nothing. Ohh I forgot to mention I found this little back yard with a lot of health drinks (gross) and this thing that looked like red tofu. Well it didn't taste like tofu it tasted more like vodka and cheetos. Well it hurt my head a lot but, I feel good about the whole deal. So back to this damn town and my damn dead wife.
3:48 pm January 2nd
This town is getting really weird, all the building look like they are ready for war, its crawling with mws and the Mormon church looks all perfect and brand new. I think I know what's going on here but I still have to investigate. I think I must be out of my mind because the rational thing would be to run home as fast as I could, get drunk, and call a hooker to keep me company. Well I've found a trailer to keep myself in for a little bit. It smells like piss and there is a memo on the counter saying something about Neely's bar so I guess I'll go there. Hopefully they'll have some form of alcohol.
3:58 pm January 2nd
Ok I've arrived at the bar, eww it smells like piss. The woman who needs the tampon was here though. All that was here was an old map with a bunch of crazy writing on it. However on the way I found a box of bullets and a medical kit. Now I need to find a gun, well I'm off to Martin street because there is a '?' there and it seems like a good idea. Just like staying in a town with mws and the woman needing the big tampon.
4:02 pm January 2nd
Well at the '?' all I found was a apartment key and a dead guy. After stealing his wallet, which was empty, I started on my way to the apartments. I wonder where that chick went to she could keep me company hehehehehehehe. Well back on my way to the apartments.
