Disclaimer: We don't own the characters or the idea of a popcorn story, but we do own the randomness that is ShiverBoo. Muah hahahahahaha!
A/N: This story is dedicated to St. Patricks Day, BooBack's favorite holiday! Any line that is in bold was written by SilverShiver, and any line that isn't bolded is written by BooBack. I hope you enjoy!
Luck Of The Irish
"Kiss me. I'm Irish," Seamus said.
"All right," Ginny complied as she leaned over to him.
"No! Ginny you are not kissing that prat!" Ron interrupted.
"Damn it Weasel. Leave her alone," Ron heard a voice say from behind him.
"Oh sod off, you prick!"
"Ron! That was a very inappropriate thing to say to him!" he heard Hermione complain from the doorway.
"Why do any of you care, I was the one who wanted to kiss him, it's my choice," Ginny yelled!
"You wanted to kiss me? I thought you were just going along with it! Well, love, in that case…" Seamus trailed off while looking at Ginny with a gleam in his eyes.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU IRISH PRAT!"
"Blaise! Why are you in Gryffindor Tower?" asked the startled redhead.
"I don't know, just… ugh!"
"Dude! I'm here too!" said the handsome boy who had defended Ginny from Ron in the first place. "And… I'm not a Gryffindor either!"
"You can go away too then, Malfoy!" Ron yelled.
"No, Ron… I want him to stay," Hermione stated matter-of-factly.
"We aren't eve in Gryffindor tower, you morons, we're in the room of requirements," Ginny said softly.
"Well…Yeah," said someone in the room.
"Can somebody please explain to me what the hell is going on!" Blaise yelled, infuriated at his girlfriend.
"Hold on one second," Draco interrupted. "If we are in the Room of Requirement… then why isn't what I require in here? I only ask for three things… is that so difficult?"
"What do you need?" Hermione asked sultrily.
"Potter dead," Draco began, "a large bed… and you handcuffed to it," he added, completely oblivious to her friends all gagging and yelling loud obscenities at him.
"Well I can help with the last one." Hermione said, ignoring her friends and pulling Draco out of the room.
"Oh. Dear. God." Ron moaned into a nearby pillow.
"How did you get a pillow?" Seamus asked.
"It's the Room of Requirement. I needed a pillow. I got a pillow. A fluffy pillow," he said excitedly.
"YOU'RE A POOF!" Harry yelled as he walked into the room!
"Oh. I was expecting "Fucking poof…" from Blaise, but this works," Ron said.
"Fucking poof…" Blaise said for effect.
"Mr. Finnegan!" said a voice from the door. "Get that gleam out of you eyes while goggling Miss Weasley. I've only once seen a gleam like that before. I believe, yes, it was when my dear brother Aberforth got caught charming a goat… hmmm, yes," he said before retreating from the room of staring students.
Suddenly Draco and Hermione ran back into the room. "We just realized that this is where we can get a big bed, leave!" Draco yelled. Everyone complied.
A lot of screaming followed. (You decided if it was the two of them… or the friends leaving the room.)
Out in the hall: "Were we just kicked out of the room of requirements by Hermione and Malfoy in need of a bigger bed?" Harry asked in disbelief as he heard the door lock.
"Fuck."
"You can say that again," Ron said.
"Fuck,"
"Are you saying that as in fuck, like damn it, or are you telling me what they are going to do in there?" Harry asked the purple-penned unknown person.
"Fuck," was all they could say. That was until she mumbled, "Svnhh" under her breath.
"What did you say?"
"SEVEN!" Ginny screamed, completely randomly.
If Hermione wasn't busy in the ROR with Draco, she would be laughing hysterically along with Ginny.
Harry added a snicker of his own, brought on by the fond memory of the muggle T.V. show cited above.
About 15 minutes later, Hermione and Draco came out of the room, both looking completely ravished and looking upon the crowd who had waited outside the door.
"Fuck," Hermione echoed Ginny.
"Yes we did," said Draco suavely.
"Hey Ginny, I believe its our turn," said Blaise.
"Can I come?" asked Seamus, looking more to Ginny than Blaise.
"NO! She's my girlfriend, get away from her you Irish Slut!"
"Fuck you," said Seamus before stalking off.
Hermione smiled as Ginny and Blaise walked into the room, then she took Draco's arm and led him off away from her two best friends.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Ron yelled.
"Oh… sorry," Harry said after a pause. "I was just making sure that I still existed in this story. I haven't said much in a while. And to answer you… I DON'T KNOW! BUT WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO? WHAT DID I EVER DO?" Harry screamed. Ron watched him, annoyed that he thought everything revolved around him… again.
Suddenly Ron pulled Harry to him and kissed him, to his surprise Harry was kissing back!
"FUCK!" They heard Ginny scream.
Ron pulled away from Harry and smiled, "I believe its our turn," he said.
SilverShiver resigns from writing…
—Fin—
A/N: This is the near exact copy of the story we wrote. I changed some spelling, but I tried to keep punctuation and stuff the same. We wrote it by hand, passing a notebook back and forth, so it wasn't the greatest, and I didn't want to mess with changing it so yea. Here ya go!
We will post another chapter that will be the same thing only with our commentary about what the hell we were talking about half the time. Please check it out for things to make sense. Plus the commentary should be funny… Maybe… lol.
Thanks for reading the very first ShiverBoo fic. We were really surprised that it took us this long to co-write something. We hope you enjoyed.
