4:26 pm January
2nd
I've arrived at the apartments after a few more
encounters with mws. The hotel smells like piss and the lady needing
the tampon was here also. I found some more of the red tofu stuff and
took another bite after staggering around a while got myself up and
stole a map and more health drinks. I'm going to investigate the
apartments but it really does seem more like I should go get a hooker
and forget about this whole mess.
4:53 pm January 2nd
I've
found a new thing in this place it was like a mannequin but it moved
and was sexier. , made me kinda horny, I had to kill it though. I did
find a flashlight though so it'll light my way. God what am I on?
Must be the red tofu.
5:08 pm January 2nd
I
heard a scream coming from down the hall and decided to investigate.
There was the body of a dead woman sitting in front of a TV.. Her
chest had been ripped open and her face was smashed in. It really
didn't bother me that much but still. She was pretty hot. So I put
a bag over her head, buttoned up her top, pulled down her skirt and
practiced a bit of necrophil………..necrophilosophy……….yea
that'll do. I don't see anything wrong with foundling I mean
philosophizing with a dead person. So after I was done I went back to
my search.
5:17 pm January 2nd
I've found a
gun mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha cough cough
mwahahahahahahahahahah. The room I found it in was riddled with
bullet holes but I have a gun. Let's see those bastards get to me
now.
5:29 pm January 2nd
I found a clock that
was stuck so I ran around and found a key for it. The key was in a
sticky hole filled with this green goo. It reminds me of that time
when I was married with Mary and she was pissed off at me so I had
to…………ahem……never mind. Well I went back to the clock and
opened up a new room. Back to the adventure.
5:48 pm January
2nd
Ohh sweet Jesus I just saw the most horrible thing
I've ever seen. There was this thing and it had a big clitoris or
pyramid on its head. But it was having an orgy with two mannequins it
was slightly arousing. It had one upside down and it was doing
something to it and the other was giving him the business from
behind. Eventually they all got tired out. Ohh by the way I was
hiding in the closet……watching in horror as they continued. After
they were all tired out the pyramid thingy layed their tired bodies
down and came towards me. I feared for my virgin ass and it kept on
coming so I had to bust a cap in his ass.
