Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy in anyway. I don't own Mean Girls either. I mean, I won a DVD of it, but I don't own it. You know what I mean.
Welcome! Thanks for clicking on this story! Well, the story goes along with the movie Mean Girls. Mean Girls is about a girl, Cady, who moves from Africa to the States. She becomes friends with a gothic girl and a gay guy. They make her spy on the Plastics, the most popular girls in school. Yeah. That's pretty much the story.
Chapter One – First Day of School
"This is your lunch, okay? Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that."
"Do you remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it. Okay? You ready?"
"I think so."
"It's Yuffie's big day."
'I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school. But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is five. I'm 16 and until today, I was home-schooled. I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks." Or that we're weirdly religious or something. But my family's totally normal. Except for the fact that both my parents are research zoologists and we've spent the last twelve years in Africa. I had a great life. But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University. So it was goodbye Africa and hello high school.'
Yuffie's parents waved to her as she began to head towards the school. As soon as she was about to head into the road, a school bus zoomed past.
"I'm okay. Sorry. I'll be careful." Yuffie crossed the street and stepped onto the campus. People bumped into her. Someone threw a football right in front of her. As she looked to the side, some people had caught something on fire and were attempting to put it out. Two boys pushed each other off the benches. The bell finally rang and Yuffie entered her classroom. She walked up to someone in a dress.
"Hi. I don't know if anyone told you about me. I'm a new student here. My name is Yuffie."
The girl glared at her. "Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass." She turned around and walked off. Two people laughed at her. Yuffie smiled and approached a seat.
One of the people who laughed at her shook her head. "You don't wanna sit there, Eiko's boyfriend is gonna sit there." Yuffie looked at the girl who she thought was the teacher. A boy came up and sat by her.
"Hey, baby." Eiko and her boyfriend began to make out. Yuffie shook her head and walked around to a desk behind some guy.
"No. He farts a lot." The girl shook her head and the boy made a gagging noise. The guy who farts a lot turned around and frowned. Yuffie shook her head again and began to walk to the front of the classroom.
"Hey, everybody." Yuffie ran straight into the person that had come into the room. The donuts and coffee she was carrying went all over the person.
"Oh, God, I'm so sorry!" Yuffie helped the teacher get her fallen things.
"It's not you, I'm bad luck." The teacher began to lift up her sweater and her shirt got stuck to it. Then the principal came into the classroom.
"Quistis?"
"My T-shirt's stuck to my sweater isn't it?"
Yuffie tried to smile. "Yeah."
"Fantastic." Yuffie helped Quistis get her shirt back down.
"Is everything all right in here?"
"Oh, yeah."
"So… how was your summer?"
"I got divorced."
"Oh… my carpal tunnel came back." The principal held up his arm so Quistis could see it.
"I win."
"Yes, you do. Well, I just wanted to let everybody know that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Africa."
Quistis looked out at a colored girl. "Welcome."
The girl looked at her. "I'm from Michigan."
"Great." Quistis smiled and sighed.
"Her name is Youffie. Where are you, Youffie?"
Yuffie raised her hand. "That's me. It's pronounced like Yuf E."
"My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
Quistis nodded. "Well, welcome, Yuffie. And thank you, Seifer."
Seifer smiled. "Well, thank you. And… if you need anything or if you just wanna talk to somebody…"
"Thanks. Maybe some other time, when my shirt isn't see-through."
"Okay." Seifer looked down at her breasts and looked away quickly. "Okay. Good day, everybody." He exited the classroom.
'The first day of school was a blur. A stressful, surreal blur. I got in trouble for the most random things.'
Yuffie stood up in science and headed for the door.
"Where are you going?" the teacher asked.
"Oh, I have to go to the bathroom."
"You need the lavatory pass."
"Okay. Can I have the lavatory pass?"
"Haha. Nice try. Have a seat." The whole class giggled as Yuffie took her seat.
'I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, where they were always yelling at me.'
"Don't read ahead!"
"No green pen!"
"No food in class!"
"Aufenthalt in Ihrem zugewiesenen Sitz!"
'At lunch, it was horrible. I couldn't find a seat! These Asian people rolled their eyes at me and some guys were talking about nipples. Eww. I had a lot of friends in Africa. Then I noticed these colored people. I walked up to them.'
"Jaumbo!"
"What?"
"Never mind."
'But so far, I had no friends in Evanston. So… I ended up eating lunch in a bathroom stall.'
"Hey. How was your first day?"
"Hmp."
END CHAPTER ONEGod, my fingers hurt. Oh well. Read and review please!
