Disclaimer: Nope. Miokiu still doesn't own .hack.

Chapter Two - The Boat Ride and Random Conversations

It was a beautiful day in Mac Anu. Birds were chirping, people where having cheerful conversations, and someone was drowning in the river.

Subaru and Silver Knight glided down the river in Subaru's fancy boat.

"Lalalala! Riding in my fancy boat!" Subaru sang in a high-pitched voice.

'My God, she must be tone death...' Silver Knight thought to himself as he stared at Subaru, who was still singing.

She sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. She sang until Silver Knight had had enough.

"GOD DAMMIT SUBARU, SHUT UP!"

She looked at him like he was crazy. "What are you talking about, Silver Knight?"

"Your singing... it's killing me..."

Subaru was paying him no heed. "Hey look, someone drowned..." she pointed down in the water where blonde hair was visible. "Betcha $2-ace that it's BT."

"You're on!" Silver Knight said, reaching down into the water. "I bet its Gardenia!" He grabbed the hair and pulled. The body came up and Subaru gasped. And Silver Knight gasped. And I gasped. And the whole world gasped.

"WTF? Sora?" Subaru shrieked in horror. "What the hell was he wearing BT's clothes and why does he have on a wig?"

Silver Knight chuckled to himself. 'Stupid baka. Didn't think he would go through with it!'

Subaru sighed. "Oh what is my world coming too?" she said, and then looked down at the water again. "Hey, there's another person down there..."

Silver Knight put his hand back into the water and pulled the body up. Subaru laughed evilly while Silver Knight showed no emotion.

"MUHAHAHA! Mimiru is dead! Now I will have Tsukasa all to myself! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Silver Knight sweat dropped and jumped into the water himself. Subaru blinked. "I'm still on my fancy boat!" she sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. And sang. She sang until Tsukasa randomly came up.

"Tsukasa! Mimiru is dead! Now we can run off into the sunset and make love!"

"Subaru, there's something I need to tell you…"

"What is it my love?"

"I'm a girl."

Subaru stared at him… erm, her. Then she smiled. "That's perfectly okay!"

Tsukasa backed away from her. "I'm not a lesbian, Subaru…"

"Neither am I! I'm really a guy!"

Tsukasa stared at her… erm, him. Wait, hasn't this already happened before? "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she ran far, far away. Very far away.

Subaru kicked at the ground. "Dammit, now I'm all alone on my fancy boat!"

"Hark!"

"Oh God…" he knew what was coming.

"Hark! She… I mean He of fair eyes! You shall not be alone, for I art here!"

"Screw you, bitch." Subaru jumped into the water and drowned. Piros stood there.

"MUHAHAHAHA! Now I have the boat all to myself!" and then he sailed off into the sunset.

END CHAPTER TWO

I love how this chapter turned out. It was very random…

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