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Chapter Three – Entering Girl World

'Having lunch with The Plastics was like leaving the actual world and entering "Girl World." And Girl World had a lot of rules.'

Aeris was going through a list of rules. 'You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you picked today." Yuffie pulled at her short ponytail. "Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Now, if you break any of these rules, you can't sit with us at lunch. I mean, just not you. Like, any of us. Okay, like, if I was wearing jeans today, I would be sitting over there with the art freaks." Aeris pointed at Yuna and Wakka's table. Yuna was putting meat on Wakka's face and he was making weird noises. Yuffie laughed to herself. "Oh, and we always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group. Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you."

"I wouldn't?" Yuffie's head hurt from all these rules.

"Right… oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong."

Rinoa was studying the back of a candy bar. "A hundred and twenty calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?"

"Forty-eight into 120?"

Rinoa rolled her eyes at Aeris. "I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat."

"It's 40 percent." Aeris, Rinoa, and Dagger looked at Yuffie. "Well, 48 over 120 equals X over 100, and then you cross-multiply and get the value of X."

Rinoa shook her head. "Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries." She stood up and walked away.

Aeris smiled. "So have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet?"

"Well, there's this guy in my calculus class…"

"Who is it?" Dagger asked.

"It's a senior?"

"His name's Squall."

"No!" Aeris and Dagger said in unison.

"Oh no, you can't like Squall. That's Rinoa's ex-boyfriend." Aeris's eyes were wide.

"They went out for a year."

"Yeah, and then she was devastated when he broke up with her last summer."

"I thought she dumped him for Zell."

"Okay, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that just, like, the rules of feminism." Yuffie frowned a little. "Don't worry. I'll never tell Rinoa what you said. It'll be our little secret."

Dagger nodded stupidly. "Yeah, secret!"

"We define the sum of the infinite geometric series…" Quistis was writing math equations on the board. Yuffie was staring at Squall.

'Even though I wasn't allowed to like Squall, I was still allowed to look at him… and think about him… and talk to him.'

"Hey, Squ…"

"Hey, you're the Africa girl, right?" some guy stepped out in front of her.

"Yeah."

"I'm Tidus, captain of the North Shore Mathletes. We participate in math challenges against other high schools in the state and when can get twice as much funding if we've got a girl. So you should think about joining."

Quistis walked over to them. "Oh, you'd be perfect for it."

"Yeah, definitely." Yuffie smiled.

"Great, great. Let me give you my card." He handed her a card. Yuffie took it. 'Tidus, Math Enthusiast/Bad Ass M.C. Right…' Yuffie thought in her head. "So… think it over. Because we'd like to get jackets."

"Okay…"

Yuffie walked beside the soccer field after school. She saw Squall and waved.

"Hey Yuffie!" he started to walk over to her.

A silver Lexus pulled up behind Yuffie. "Get in loser, we're going shopping."

'Rinoa's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.' Yuffie turned around and walked towards the car.

"So how do you like North Shore?" Dagger asked as they walked through the mall.

"It's good. I think I'm joining the Mathletes."

"No! No, no. No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you." Rinoa said in a sickly voice. They walked past a crème store and Yuffie noticed Yuna. Yuna did thumbs up and spun around once. Yuffie giggled.

'Being at Old Orchard Mall kind of reminded me of being home in Africa. By the watering hole. When the animals are in heat.' Yuffie smiled to herself as she thought about Africa.

Aeris started to jump up and down. "Oh, my God, there's Cloud!"

"Where? Oh, there he is."

"And he's with Tifa."

Dagger nodded. "I heard they're going out."

"Wait. Cloud's not going out with Tifa. No. He cannot blow you off like that. He's such a little skeez. Give me your phone." Rinoa held out her hand.

Aeris started to dig through her purse. "You're not gonna call him, right?" she handed Rinoa the phone.

"Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"No."

"What's her house number?"

"623-8273." Dagger shouted out. Aeris and Rinoa stared at her. "What? We where friends last year.

"Whatever." Rinoa dialed the number.

"Hello?"

"Hello. May I please speak to Tifa?"

"She's not home yet. Who's calling?"

"Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you can have her give me a call as soon as she can. It's urgent. Thank you." She hung up the phone. "She's not going out with anyone."

"Okay, that was so fetch." The Plastics laughed and Jennie forced a smile. As they where leaving, Yuffie noticed that Tifa's phone was ringing.

"Mom… what? Mom, I'm not…"

END CHAPTER THREE

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