Onizuka hot pursuit
It was just a normal day when Onizuka walked into his class as he started to stretch his muscles (man Onizuka you really got into it last night) he rubs his head as he remembered the gang members who tried to fight him at the local sake bar he started to laugh to himself when Yoshikawa tapped him on the shoulder. Onizuka turned around into a defensive stance "ooh hi Yoshikawa" "Mr. Onizuka can you help me with this problem I have?" Onizuka stopped and opened his eyes to a multiple algebra problem as he looked it over numbers and letters just started to flash in his head (ooh man I cant do this but lets give him an answer) he told Yoshikawa that it was 5,790 which startled Yoshikawa because he couldn't figure it out "are you sure?" Onizuka shut the book "of course who do you think I am?" he turned around and wrote on the board free study hall as he turned around more people came up with Algebra books (ooh man) he started to sit down when Murai, Kikuchi, and Fujiyoshi, started to fight among one another in the class to see who would win in bloody knuckles. Onizuka ran over and ribbed his shirt off and started to crack his knuckles as he sat down in front of Murai as the two dealt blows to their knuckles mostly Murai's the other class started to get annoyed as they pulled Onizuka over into their circle "ooh come on I was winning!" as they all sat around Onizuka they started to give him Algebra problems which made Onizuka feel dizzy and not so good as he started to shout out answers from nowhere "132, 789, 307, 1,205," as the class wrote down the answers because Onizuka passed the exam for all great teachers and got 500/500 which startled the board and of course the vice principal…
The next day Onizuka whistled to his class with a smile on his face when a book smacked him in the face "what was that for?" he picked it up and realized that it was a Algebra book "damn they must have gotten them all wrong" he rubbed his head and walked into class as fifty more books came flying at him, he ducked behind his desk and got into a fetal position (come on Onizuka pull yourself together here) he stood up as a book slammed into his face causing a bloody nose which he started to yell back "that will teach from cheating!" he sticks out his tongue and pulls down on eye which made the class to riot more as desk and books came flying at him he ducked again but to late as another book hit him in the face he gabbed it and was about to throw it back when it opened up to Murai Kunio Onizuka ran over to his desk and started to pound his head into it "you dirty little kid you hit me in the nose again" as blood rushed out gushing all over the place as Yoshikawa stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs which caused the class to turn around "STOP!" as the class started to calm down Onizuka grabbed some tissue and wiped all of the blood off of him and looked around the class to see Murai unconscious on the floor with a big pump on his head, as he walked over to see how he was doing Murai stood up and started to punch Onizuka in the gut "you-you piece of shit, weren't you told not to hit your students!" as he kept punching Onizuka was trying to dodge when Murai kicked him in the balls "that should teach you" he gave a smirk as Onizuka rolled over as Fujiyoshi spoke "maybe you should run away Murai before he gets up" as he said the last part Onizuka stood and started to beat his chest which Murai looked in bewildered as Onizuka started to laugh as he smacked his fist together "Mr. Onizuka?" as Murai started to back away "I am not Onizuka I am bone boy!" as he started to run towards Murai with rage in his eyes he feel over Kanzaki's foot as he got back up she put a collar around him "good boy" she started to laugh as Onizuka tried to run away towards Murai growling like a dog and barking when Ms. Fuyutsuki walked into the class "Mr. Onizuka!" he stood up and regained his posture as he started to explain what happened "ooh hi Fuyutsuki" he rubbed his head and started to move his hands when Murai started to walk behind him with a brick "Take this!" as the brick smashed into Onizuka's skull he fell to the ground unconscious…
As Onizuka opened his eyes he stared at lights (is this heaven? Where are all the pretty girls at) he looked to his right to see a nurse bend over exposing her breast to him (god thank you) he started to rub his hands together when the nurse looked over at him, he pretended to fall asleep as he watched her with his eyes close as she started to undress in his room "yeah! He sat up as blood came out of his nose as his eyes opened wider to check out the hot nurse "come here baby I will take really good care of you" a hand slapped across his check as the nurse covered her self and started to beat him up "why-why you sick pervert" Onizuka started to laugh as he tried to explain "why where you in my room anyways?" as the nurse started to dress behind a curtain Onizuka gabbed hold of it and fell out of his bed causing it to fall down as he saw up her skirt (you the man Onizuka you the man) the nurse fled the hospital running towards the cop station two blocks away as Onizuka tried to pull himself up on his bed (man that was really great but I hope to see her soon) he gives a smile as little does he know that see told the cops and their coming for him…
