(L-Space) (In front of you is a towel and Mr. Towel who is typing the story
on an old keyboard
Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards.
(oh and thought speech is between s even when they're thinking to theselves)
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You areabout to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Shadow tournament'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking a cannabis joint and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(Kaiba's personal duelling field)
KaibaYami
80008000
(No monsters on field) (No monsters on field)
Yami's turn;
"So you think drugging me will help you win, do you Kaiba? Well, you are about to be sorely disappointed!! I DRAW!!!"
The ex-pharaoh looked at his cards and saw 'Black Luster Soldier' and black Luster Ritual', along with his favourite combo, 'Kuriboh', and the magic card 'Multiply'.
Yugi, we must not let this new trick of Kaiba's defeat us.
Yeah, Yami, lets get Kuriboh out first, see if he has anything up his sleeve before we play our most powerful monster.
Agreed
Yami, please could I face Kaiba for once, you can advise me, but I'd like to try this without you behind the cards.
Okay, but I'll start us off
"Alright Kaiba!! You'll remember this one from duellists Kingdom!! I summon Kuriboh, in defence and play the magic card multiply, then I'll place one card face down, your move."
"I'll draw!!"
Seto Kaiba looked at his hand, 2 out of his 3 'blue-eyes-white-dragon's his 'polymerisation' card, 'Lord Of the dragons', 'Horn Of summoning dragon' and magic jammer.
Excellent, I just need one more Blue-eyes to beat him, or if that doesn't work, 'Obelisk The Tormentor' is waiting in my deck for unwary foes, luckily for me, I had combos before I got that almighty card.
"Alright, I lay one trap card on the field, and play Lord Of The Dragons along with the magic card Horn Of summoning dragon, allowing me to bring out 2 of my Blue Eyes!!, and with a triumphant flourish, he laid the cards onto the field. Now since you have the DK version of multiply, I cannot kill your Kuriboh's, so I end my turn.
"I draw!"
Yugi pulled a card from his deck,
Hmm, monster reborn, this can get me out of a tight spot later
No, you can use it now Yugi, think, which other card in your hand can you use it with to create a powerful monster?
I have it
"But for now, I activate 'Raigeki, destroying first your lord of the dragons, and then your 2 blue eyes!"
"What? NO!!"
"Yes Kaiba, your monsters are gone!"
A Lightning bolt hit each monster, causing them to expire on the spot.
"Not only that, but I shall use my monster Reborn to bring back your blue eyes!"
"NO!!!"
Yugi slid the card into his duel deck and pressed the button under it, an emerald shaft, headed with an otherworldly design hit the ground, and then from the point at which it struck, the ground started to shatter, outwards in a circle.
"Now, Kaiba!!"
Yugi shouted over the earth shattering sound of the dragon's bellows from beneath the earth.
"How does it feel, to have your favourite monster facing you?"
Kaiba began laughing, an evil maniacal laugh, that can only be described with a
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Don't count on it, my Blue eyes' are loyal to me, and to me only, that's why I activate the trap card, MAGIC JAMMER!!"
The expanding circle of earthquakes slowed, and where covered with a red magic aura, in a green circle. And as Kaiba discarded, a giant germ flew towards the magical site and was sucked in, dissolving the emerald sign into black vapour, as the ground healed where it once stood.
"Very clever Kaiba, but you shall still be the first one to test, your demented new scheme, Kuriboh, switch to attack mode!! Charge!!!! My swarm of kuribohs do damage, of however many empty spaces on my side of the field that there are, multiplied by its original attack, so say hello to 1500 points of direct damage!"
The Kuriboh's bombarded the CEO of Kaibacorp, forcing to inhale two great lungfulls of marijuana smoke. He stood, having a coughing fit, helped by the respirator which was now pure air again.
"#cough# ok, I er.. I draw..."
Kaiba pulled the top card off his deck, and played the magic card immediately:
"Pot of greed, gives me 2 new cards from my deck, hey you know I thiknk Pegasus smokes this stuff, okay.."
Kaiba fumbled with his 2 new cards.
"Okay, I summon, La gin, the mystical genie of the lamp, and he shall attack your kuriboh swarm, not damaging it, for they soon replenished, but as La gin has 1800attk, and your cute little fuzzy things only each have 300, you take 1500 damage, fule!!"
The genie flew into the swarm of Kuribohs, and he blasted one of them out of the sky, as Yugi stared at the charred fuzzball, he inhaled 2 smaller lungfulls of smoke, causing his eyes to water behind the eyepiece he was wearing.
"Ya know Kaiba; I've kind'a got the munchies."
KaibaYami
65006500
La Jinn, The Mystical Genie Of The Lamp Kuriboh swarm
Status: stonedMunchies
"Well, for your skill during the battle, you will be assigned prize points, the amount of which is viewable through your eyepiece, you even get 'em if you lose, you just plug them into a vending machine, and you er.. Thingy, get as much munch as you want..."
Kaiba trailed off.
"Any way, my move, I draw."
Said Yami, taking control, to let his stoned light side mong out.
Yami, can I get some food?
Sure, once we beat this guy.
k
Yami drew from the deck, pulling out his feral imp,
hmm, I better not risk this with that la jinn on the field.
good idea
"I'll just switch my Kuriboh swarm into defence mode for now"
"Can I have marshmallows on pizza?
Later aibou
"HAHAHHAHA, now you shall witness the power of my most powerful card combo."
"First, I activate stop defence pulling your Kuriboh's into attack, and then I summon cyber-stein in defence then I activate mystical rain, giving us both 1000lp, then I use my monsters effect to pay 5000 life points to summon, my BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON"
"What!?!?"
um blue berry toast, uh , I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo
you can stop now
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm done
good, because Kaiba's going to have to take a lot of marijuana to do it, so he may not be able to think past this move
great
Kaiba is meanwhile inhaling a large amount of smoke in one go, forcing him to cough and his eyes to stream. He found himself floating, the eyepiece letting him see through the eyes of his monster, as it bore down on the Kuriboh swarm.
"Wait, Kaiba, I'm glad I forgot to activate my quick-play magic card earlier, but here it is Magical hats hidden in the hats are my Swarm of Kuriboh's a mirror force and my Dk edition, spellbinding circle, your stoned brain has very little chance of taking my swarm.
"I pick the middle left hat!"
"Oh shit!"
The 3-headed dragon knocked the hat aside with its claws, and then charred 3 kuribohs, as Yami lost 4200 life points, 5 more took their place, and Yami took the full hit of ganja smoke.
KaibaYami
20003300
La Jinn, The Mystical Genie Of The Lamp, Kuriboh swarm
(Cyber Stein) blue eyes ultimate
Status: wastedstoned like a monkey that's just fallen on a very big rock
Hey, Yuge, I think you better take over, I feel like that guy of life of brian, you know, gets stoned to death?
very funny Yami, I think, I better take over, MIND SHUFFLE
urgh, Yami, that took a lot out of me
Yes, I think these drugs weaken our connection, you had better win quickly
"Okay, I draw, and play pot of greed"
A pot appeared and broke, leaving Yugi with 2 extra cards.
"Now I activate the magic card dark hole destroying all our monst-diddly- onsterers, then sacrificing from my hand, my dark magician and feral imp using a black Luster ritual, I summon black luster soldier."
Yugi's final monster grew up round him as the monsters were sucked into the glowing shield and swords on his arms, he pulld out a long, thin blade and charged towards Kaiba, cutting the rest of his life points away and winning the game, only, Yugi got so caught up in the virtual moment of beating Kaiba, he tripped over his shoe, to bang his face on the ground.
KaibaYami
00003300
bugger all, Black Luster Soldier
Status: completely monged outMunchy attack
Yugi and Joey left the roof without so much as another word, leaving the wasted CEO to be taken to his room by his minions.
That night the king of games slept as soundly as he had ever done in his life.
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(L-Space)
Yay, that's the first duel down, now if anybody knows the name of that card and is in the tournament, you shall get through to the next round if you tell me, secondly, if you spot what English TV show I ripped the intro off, you shall also qualify for round 2, so hurry up, and work em out
(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)
Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards.
(oh and thought speech is between s even when they're thinking to theselves)
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You areabout to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Shadow tournament'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking a cannabis joint and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(Kaiba's personal duelling field)
KaibaYami
80008000
(No monsters on field) (No monsters on field)
Yami's turn;
"So you think drugging me will help you win, do you Kaiba? Well, you are about to be sorely disappointed!! I DRAW!!!"
The ex-pharaoh looked at his cards and saw 'Black Luster Soldier' and black Luster Ritual', along with his favourite combo, 'Kuriboh', and the magic card 'Multiply'.
Yugi, we must not let this new trick of Kaiba's defeat us.
Yeah, Yami, lets get Kuriboh out first, see if he has anything up his sleeve before we play our most powerful monster.
Agreed
Yami, please could I face Kaiba for once, you can advise me, but I'd like to try this without you behind the cards.
Okay, but I'll start us off
"Alright Kaiba!! You'll remember this one from duellists Kingdom!! I summon Kuriboh, in defence and play the magic card multiply, then I'll place one card face down, your move."
"I'll draw!!"
Seto Kaiba looked at his hand, 2 out of his 3 'blue-eyes-white-dragon's his 'polymerisation' card, 'Lord Of the dragons', 'Horn Of summoning dragon' and magic jammer.
Excellent, I just need one more Blue-eyes to beat him, or if that doesn't work, 'Obelisk The Tormentor' is waiting in my deck for unwary foes, luckily for me, I had combos before I got that almighty card.
"Alright, I lay one trap card on the field, and play Lord Of The Dragons along with the magic card Horn Of summoning dragon, allowing me to bring out 2 of my Blue Eyes!!, and with a triumphant flourish, he laid the cards onto the field. Now since you have the DK version of multiply, I cannot kill your Kuriboh's, so I end my turn.
"I draw!"
Yugi pulled a card from his deck,
Hmm, monster reborn, this can get me out of a tight spot later
No, you can use it now Yugi, think, which other card in your hand can you use it with to create a powerful monster?
I have it
"But for now, I activate 'Raigeki, destroying first your lord of the dragons, and then your 2 blue eyes!"
"What? NO!!"
"Yes Kaiba, your monsters are gone!"
A Lightning bolt hit each monster, causing them to expire on the spot.
"Not only that, but I shall use my monster Reborn to bring back your blue eyes!"
"NO!!!"
Yugi slid the card into his duel deck and pressed the button under it, an emerald shaft, headed with an otherworldly design hit the ground, and then from the point at which it struck, the ground started to shatter, outwards in a circle.
"Now, Kaiba!!"
Yugi shouted over the earth shattering sound of the dragon's bellows from beneath the earth.
"How does it feel, to have your favourite monster facing you?"
Kaiba began laughing, an evil maniacal laugh, that can only be described with a
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Don't count on it, my Blue eyes' are loyal to me, and to me only, that's why I activate the trap card, MAGIC JAMMER!!"
The expanding circle of earthquakes slowed, and where covered with a red magic aura, in a green circle. And as Kaiba discarded, a giant germ flew towards the magical site and was sucked in, dissolving the emerald sign into black vapour, as the ground healed where it once stood.
"Very clever Kaiba, but you shall still be the first one to test, your demented new scheme, Kuriboh, switch to attack mode!! Charge!!!! My swarm of kuribohs do damage, of however many empty spaces on my side of the field that there are, multiplied by its original attack, so say hello to 1500 points of direct damage!"
The Kuriboh's bombarded the CEO of Kaibacorp, forcing to inhale two great lungfulls of marijuana smoke. He stood, having a coughing fit, helped by the respirator which was now pure air again.
"#cough# ok, I er.. I draw..."
Kaiba pulled the top card off his deck, and played the magic card immediately:
"Pot of greed, gives me 2 new cards from my deck, hey you know I thiknk Pegasus smokes this stuff, okay.."
Kaiba fumbled with his 2 new cards.
"Okay, I summon, La gin, the mystical genie of the lamp, and he shall attack your kuriboh swarm, not damaging it, for they soon replenished, but as La gin has 1800attk, and your cute little fuzzy things only each have 300, you take 1500 damage, fule!!"
The genie flew into the swarm of Kuribohs, and he blasted one of them out of the sky, as Yugi stared at the charred fuzzball, he inhaled 2 smaller lungfulls of smoke, causing his eyes to water behind the eyepiece he was wearing.
"Ya know Kaiba; I've kind'a got the munchies."
KaibaYami
65006500
La Jinn, The Mystical Genie Of The Lamp Kuriboh swarm
Status: stonedMunchies
"Well, for your skill during the battle, you will be assigned prize points, the amount of which is viewable through your eyepiece, you even get 'em if you lose, you just plug them into a vending machine, and you er.. Thingy, get as much munch as you want..."
Kaiba trailed off.
"Any way, my move, I draw."
Said Yami, taking control, to let his stoned light side mong out.
Yami, can I get some food?
Sure, once we beat this guy.
k
Yami drew from the deck, pulling out his feral imp,
hmm, I better not risk this with that la jinn on the field.
good idea
"I'll just switch my Kuriboh swarm into defence mode for now"
"Can I have marshmallows on pizza?
Later aibou
"HAHAHHAHA, now you shall witness the power of my most powerful card combo."
"First, I activate stop defence pulling your Kuriboh's into attack, and then I summon cyber-stein in defence then I activate mystical rain, giving us both 1000lp, then I use my monsters effect to pay 5000 life points to summon, my BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON"
"What!?!?"
um blue berry toast, uh , I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo
you can stop now
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm done
good, because Kaiba's going to have to take a lot of marijuana to do it, so he may not be able to think past this move
great
Kaiba is meanwhile inhaling a large amount of smoke in one go, forcing him to cough and his eyes to stream. He found himself floating, the eyepiece letting him see through the eyes of his monster, as it bore down on the Kuriboh swarm.
"Wait, Kaiba, I'm glad I forgot to activate my quick-play magic card earlier, but here it is Magical hats hidden in the hats are my Swarm of Kuriboh's a mirror force and my Dk edition, spellbinding circle, your stoned brain has very little chance of taking my swarm.
"I pick the middle left hat!"
"Oh shit!"
The 3-headed dragon knocked the hat aside with its claws, and then charred 3 kuribohs, as Yami lost 4200 life points, 5 more took their place, and Yami took the full hit of ganja smoke.
KaibaYami
20003300
La Jinn, The Mystical Genie Of The Lamp, Kuriboh swarm
(Cyber Stein) blue eyes ultimate
Status: wastedstoned like a monkey that's just fallen on a very big rock
Hey, Yuge, I think you better take over, I feel like that guy of life of brian, you know, gets stoned to death?
very funny Yami, I think, I better take over, MIND SHUFFLE
urgh, Yami, that took a lot out of me
Yes, I think these drugs weaken our connection, you had better win quickly
"Okay, I draw, and play pot of greed"
A pot appeared and broke, leaving Yugi with 2 extra cards.
"Now I activate the magic card dark hole destroying all our monst-diddly- onsterers, then sacrificing from my hand, my dark magician and feral imp using a black Luster ritual, I summon black luster soldier."
Yugi's final monster grew up round him as the monsters were sucked into the glowing shield and swords on his arms, he pulld out a long, thin blade and charged towards Kaiba, cutting the rest of his life points away and winning the game, only, Yugi got so caught up in the virtual moment of beating Kaiba, he tripped over his shoe, to bang his face on the ground.
KaibaYami
00003300
bugger all, Black Luster Soldier
Status: completely monged outMunchy attack
Yugi and Joey left the roof without so much as another word, leaving the wasted CEO to be taken to his room by his minions.
That night the king of games slept as soundly as he had ever done in his life.
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(L-Space)
Yay, that's the first duel down, now if anybody knows the name of that card and is in the tournament, you shall get through to the next round if you tell me, secondly, if you spot what English TV show I ripped the intro off, you shall also qualify for round 2, so hurry up, and work em out
(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)
