(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard

Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.

I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards.

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You areabout to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Shadow tournament'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking a cannabis joint and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM

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(The docks 9am)

"Come on big brother, we don't want to miss the boat."

"I don't know why I let you talk me into bringing you along."

"But Seto, I........."

"Present your boarding passes. Ah Kaiba, Seto, and Kaiba, Mokuba, no guests?"

With a furtive glance at Seto, Mokuba quickly shook his head.

"Ok, then you to can share cabin 17 on boat no. 3, have a nice trip."

"Next!!"

"Ah, Payne, Edward, and Machin, Robert, guests?"

"Just the one,"

"Hi, I'm Howse, Oliver."

"Okay, three single berths, that's cabins 20-22 on boat no. 2."

(The Shibousha Shourei inn)

"Dad, Mum, I'm off to a friends for a week or 2, I've got my mobile."

"Shut up I'm tryin ta watch the telly."

(The docks)

"Next!"

The official took the boarding passes of the next group

"Moto, Yugi, and Wheeler, Joey, one guest each?"

"Yes, that's right."

"She your girlfriend Wheeler-san?"

"No, she's my sister."

"Ah, then that'll be 2 singles and a double berth?"

"Yeah."

"Rooms 19-21, boat 3. Have a nice trip"

Another guard wandered over;

"Baka."

"He might have wanted a single berth for the 2 of them."

"Huh.

"Next."

The figure, shadowed by his great overcoat handed the boarding pass to the official.

"Thanks, any guests?"

"No."

Came the voice from behind the hood.

"But I would like room 31 on boat 1."

"I don't think that's being used... yep, single berth, room 31, boat 1, here are your keys."

"Next!?"

"Conklin, Derek."

The guard handed the boarding pass to the surprised official.

"We'll have a double berth, I'm keeping my eye on him."

"Yes sir, room 13, boat 3. Have a nice trip."

"Next!"

Miswim darted out of the shadows.

"Here."

"Ah, Yamitoshi, Miswim, yes, you can have room 30, boat 1."

"Thanks."

"Good luck."

"Thanks."

She hurried onto the boat.

"Next!"

"YES, I THINK YOU'LL SEE MY NAME ON THE LIST, JUST THERE."

A skeletally thin hand slipped out from under a robe and dropped 1000 American dollars on the clipboard.

The official gulped, he wasn't supposed to do this, but he needed a new car, and there was that spare room.

"Uh, room 29 then, single berth if that's okay?"

"THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FINE, AND NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU SHALL BE ON MY LIST."

"Uh, sure, um..."

But the figure had disappeared.

"Uh, Next!"

"Here."

"Ah, um, 'Wind Striker'?"

"Yep, oh yes, the Canadian champion, boat 3 room 27."

"Next?"

"G'day mate."

"Pardon?"

"Ah, bugger, hang on, I'll get this translator thing working."

"No, no, its working fine, I just didn't here you."

"Oh, I said G'day mate."

"Right, um, you'd be the Australian champion then, Sora Jade?"

"How did ya tell? Must be me nose."

The Australian showed the official her boarding pass.

"Any guests?"

"Well, there is the one, but I aint seen 'er anywhere, have you? A Sheila, calls herself 'Tea'."

"It's TeĆ” actually."

"Ah, wicked cool, that'd be 2 singles then please, mate. Sorry bout that girl."

"Okay, boat 2 then, have a nice trip."

"Its fine SJ, after all we are friends...."

As the two girls went onto the boat, the official slipped the money into his pocket.

"SORRY TO BOTHER YOU."

The Official nearly jumped out of his skin.

"BUT COULD I ORDER A CURRY?"

"Um, you'll have to sort that out with room service, sorry."

"SORRY TO WASTE YOUR TIME."

"I could always..."

But the stranger was gone.

(On board boat 3)

"It's this way Yug."

"Joey, I'm going to have a look this way, okay?"

"Fine, suit yourself, keep your mobile on."

"Will do."

Yugi went through one of the doors into the ship; everybody had translators on now, so communication was no problem, he saw Kaiba coming the opposite way, and without thinking he ducked through a cabin door into the kitchens, he didn't want to face the arrogant CEO yet.

He walked between the tables, looking for a way to his room A knife glittered in the sunlight streaming through a porthole, Yugi kept walking, suddenly paranoid, not looking behind him, just heading as fast as he could to his cabin, he heard a sound behind him, he turned, there was a man in the shadows.

"You shouldn't be here."

Said the man, reaching for the knife, he picked it up, and played with it for a second before saying.

"Yugi Moto, right? well you won't be here for long."

"W-What do you mean?"

Asked the suddenly frightened teen.

The man swung the knife, and Yugi heard it whistling through the air.

(Edd's cabin)

"Couldn't be better."

Said Edd as he walked through the door connecting his and Ollie's rooms.

"All 3 rooms, with lockable doors between 'em we don't have to go out into the corridor to visit each other."

"Yeah, hey Edd, hadn't we better get on deck, isn't their some sort of announcement?"

"Yeah, Ollie, you can stay here if you want."

"Nah, I'll come with you guys."

"K, oh wait, its not till we leave, I'm gunna go check out some of the stalls on deck, see you guys at the announcement."

"Seeya Edd!"

The two called after him as he left the room.

(The kitchen)

THUNK

The butcher's knife chopped through the bone like it was made out of butter, 2kg of bone, meat and sinew fell onto the floor.

"Now look what I did."

The cook bent down to pick up the leg of lamb he'd dropped on the floor;

"I'll have to wash it again. What I meant was Yugi, is that you'll go up to the next round soon, that's on an island ahead of us. By names Bob by the way Bob Slade."

"Nice to meet you Slade-san."

"Call me Bob. We'll be leaving soon, so you better get to your cabin, it is this boat right?"

"Yeah, yeah."

"What number."

Yugi looked at his keys,

"Uh, room 21."

"Ah, that's just down the hall to your right. See ya later little buddy all right, but don't come through the middle of the kitchen again, ok? Just knock on the door, or hang by the side, you could get seriously injured here."

"Ok, uh, bye."

As soon as Yugi was out of the door he legged it to his room, colliding with a short, green-haired boy on the way. He didn't even notice, as he ran on.

"Stupid Yugi, I'll get you this time. Hiohohohohoho"

I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.

(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)