(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard

Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.

I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards.

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM

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80008000

(No monsters on field) (No monsters on field) Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes white dragon

"So ya wanna start?"

Asked Derek in his best American drawl.

"Ok, Derek old chap"

Responded Edd with a posh British accent.

"Old bean, I draw, then I place one card face down, and one monster face down. Your move me old sardine."

"Ha, u is goin' down dawg.. I draw."

hmm

Derek looked at his cards,

pretty damn good, he'll have trouble beating this

"Ok, you Limey bastard, first, I'll place a card face down, and activate pot of greed, letting me draw 2 new cards, then I place another card on the field and summon Dark Blade, with 1800 attk power."

"Not so fast me old mate, I activate Trap hole sending ur monster into the infinite abyss of ur graveyard, me old cocker-spaniel."

Ha, he's gunna walk straight into my trap, sucker

"'K"

Said Derek putting on a grumpy face.

"Your move."

"Y Soitantly, I draw, and then, because I don't trust your face down cards one bit. I activate my deck-master ability."

"What?"

"Oh, no more accents, ok then, moisture creature's deck master ability acts sort of like a harpy's feather duster, you've heard of that card haven't you?"

"It destroys all my magic and traps on the field?"

"Got it in 1. So let's say good bye to your line of defence." Edd pressed a switch on his duel disk, and the viral gun turned to face Derek, and then sprayed purple goo over his hologrammatic cards, revealing a mirror force, and a rush recklessly card, before dissolving them completely.

"And now that your defence is gone, I summon, Hysteric fairy in attack mode."

The bespectacled angel rose from its card.

"Now attack my feathered friend."

The fairy flew towards Derek and whacked him across the face with its book, causing him to inhale the smoke from the respirator.

EddDerek

80006200

Hysteric Fairy (1800attk) (No monsters on field)

Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes white dragon

"Your move, boyo."

Derek drew, and his deck masters effect flew up on his eyepiece,

Well isn't that useful.

"I summon spear dragon to the field, he can damage your life points, even if you have a monster in defence. "

The small dragon with 2000 attack points came out of the snake's mouth and hovered, flapping its wings occasionally.

"Then I activate MY deck masters effect, and transfer 1000 attk points to spear dragon. Spear dragon, attack his face down card!"

The dragon charged towards the card, flipping it over, then impaling it onto Edd.

Edd laughed as his life points dropped and he inhaled the penalty.

"You fool, you just flipped penguin soldier, though I take 2400 damage, I can send 2 monsters back to their respective owners hands, so spear dragon loses his extra thou as he goes bye -bye back to your hand, and before penguin soldier dies, he brings himself back to my hand. Leaving you with no monsters, once again."

EddDerek

56006200

Hysteric Fairy (1800attk) (No monsters on field)

Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes white dragon

"Your move."

"Thaks. I draw, and place 2 cards face down, and summon another monster face down. Then, Hysteric fairy, take another chunk out of his life points."

Again, the nerdish fairy attacked the American, again, he inhaled cannabis.

EddDerek

56004400

Hysteric Fairy (1800attk) 1 face down monster (No monsters on field)

Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes white dragon

"You've almost lost half your life points buddy, you must be feeling it. Your move by the way."

The American fought all effort to start dancing, and concentrated on the duel.

He drew.

"Okay, I'll put cave dragon in defence mode. Your move."

"I draw, and summon a defence monster, your move."

"No attack? Good, then I draw."

What the hell?

He had it, the combo that would help him win.

I must be cautious

"I summon spear dragon, and with all blue eye's attack points transferred to him, attack my pretty, attack his newest monster!"

The souped up monster attacked the face down card with a whopping 3900attack points. Flipping mask of darkness, but forcing Edd to suck in almosthalf a duel's worth of cannabis smoke in one turn.

"Oh my god, that rush."

EddDerek

21004400

Hysteric Fairy (1800attk) spear dragon(3900attk,2500def)

1 face down monster cave dragon(2000def)

Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes white dragon

"Startin' to feel it ey? Eddy boy? After giving all 2500 of blue eyes's defence points to my spear dragon, I end my turn."

The spear dragon switched to defence mode, with 2500 defence.

"I draw, now I activate the permanent trap card needle wall, which I can use to destroy your spear dragon if I'm lucky, it's in position two on the field, your cave dragon, position is in 1, the rest are empty, now I roll a dice, and if I hit your monsters thingy, then it dies. If I get 6, then I roll again."

Edd rolled a die, it rolled in between the legs of his hysteric fairy, then grew as the holograms built it up, it balanced on its edge, then fell over.

It was a 2

Two walls came out from nowhere and crushed the spear dragon.

"No, my monster!"

"Unfortunately, I can only use that after I draw, each turn. So I place one monster face down and 2 cards face down as well, end turn.

"My turn, ahaha, luck is on my side, graceful charity! I activate it, drawing 3 cars, then discarding 2."

He slotted a seyaru, and a meteor dragon into his grave.

"AHAH, I activate the magic card null-effect which stops your monsters from using their effects to destroy my monsters, or send them back to my hand,, then I activate remove trap on needle wall, seeing as though if you had any traps that can stop me you would have used them on spear dragon."

Edd did a loud fake gulp

"Now, I summon my Blue eyes to the field, and activate my magic card Polymerisation fusing it with 2 others in my hand, to create the Blue eyes Ultimate Dragon"

His deck master flew over his head, then 2 others came out of the field, flying upwards with it, they flew so close, they were almost indistinguishable from each other, then a beam of light shot up from his deck, fusing the 3 together, creating the beast of legends.

"Now I can't attack, seeing as I fused them this turn, so, your move."

EddDerek

31004400

2 face down monsters Blue eyes ultimate(3900attk,2500def)

cave dragon(2000def)

Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes ultimate (on field)

Ollie came up to Rob on the side lines;

"What's happening Rob?"

"Well Derek just summoned a monster with the highest attack points you can get without using any magic cards, or effects."

"Wow."

"Yeah, though Edd can defeat him, he just needs the cards, he has them in his deck, though, most of his deck is useless, Derek's stopped him using his effect monsters against him."

"So Edd's scewed."

"Unless he can get Raigeki out."

"What's that?"

"It's a magic card that destroys all of your opponent's monsters."

"Cool."

"Things aren't looking good for him though."

"Ok, Derek, I draw, summon one monster face down and flip hysteric fairy into defence mode and use its effect to sacrifice itself, and my penguin soldier to up my life points by 1000. Your move."

"You think defence monsters can stop my ultimate dragon? I activate my magic card Dragon's rage which gives me spear dragon's main effect, then I attack your newest monster."

"Ah, I was afraid of that?"

"Exactly"

"I wouldn't survive that."

"Exactly."

"That's why I activate my trap card Dark spirit of the noisy instead."

"Exactly....what?"

"To make you attack, my other monster, Royal Keeper, I still lose 2500 life points, but thanks to hysteric fairy, I still have 600 lp left, which is just enough for my plan."

The spirit intercepted the ultimate dragon, and directed it at the other card, which flipped exposing a royal keeper with 2000 defence points. Edd was forced to take a large breath of the debilitating smoke. But was still in the game.

"Okay, um, I draw, then flip my des lacooda, and draw again, then I use its effect to flip it back over, then I use 500lp to use my deck masters effect again, you see, after the initial usage I have to pay 500lp to get it to work, so, that's me down to 100.

EddDerek

1004400

1 face down monster Blue eyes ultimate (3900attk, 2500def)

cave dragon (2000def)

Deckmaster: Moisture Creature Deckmaster: Blue Eyes ultimate (on field)

"Oh, look at this magic card, the book of moon it'll put a monster into face down defence, I'll use it on Mr. Ultimate dragon then."

"What's that supposed to do?"

"I think he's stoned."

"But wait.... Dersh shmore, I then activate the trap I've had for ages, super- acidic-trap hole, which destroys any face down monsters on my opponents side of the field."

"What?"

"That means you lose mother fucker."

Said Edd with a mean look on his face.

The dragon reached behind it, and pulled its card over its head to hide from the moon that had flown out of a book, as he did, a fissure appeared beneath the card, and it dropped down into it, falling down into a pool of strong acid. Destroying Derek's deck-master.

"Wow, dat were fun hey Derek?"

The American just sat there, inhaling lung-full after lung-full of cannabis smoke, as fumes of his departed deck-master came up to him, suddenly, the fog faded away, and the duel discs closed up.

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New point total 3000 points

Pick one card from Derek's deck.

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Edd reached down to the cross legged boy, and the snakes head extended out to him, giving him the deck, Edd leafed through it and pulled out Derek's mirror force.

"See ya some other time 'D'"

(L-space)

Well we begin the duelling, if anybody disagrees with what happens during a duel in this tournament, by al means contact me, and I will hold that duel, between me and that person over the internet, and it shall be documented in this fic, though I personally liked this duel, as we got to see some of the new enhanced cards.

I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.

(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)