(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard

Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.

I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or this intro, anyone who guesses where the intro is from immediately gets to the second round

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM

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Miswim ran into her room and started crying, Bakura listened to the Goth and was worried when he felt sorry for her.

"Time for you I think."

He said, and the Millenium ring around his neck glowed, making his hair droop. His duel disk flipped revealing a second deck in the white side, and exposing the white side as the one facing away from him.

"Fine, you'll owe me one."

I take over your body and force you to duel for terrible stakes against your will, and THIS? Is what I owe you one for.

"Yeah, well you can't help doing that, I'd be cranky if I'd had to spend 3000 years trapped inside a piece of jewellery. I'm doing this because you care for that girl."

I do not, I care for no-one, I'm doing this because she reminds me of a friend I had when I was still alive, and she will be a useful tool to my objectives.

"Fine, well you still owe me one."

The spirit stayed silent, as the English boy went to comfort Miswim.

(The next day, corridor outside room 30/31)

Ryou yawned as he woke up, the last thing he remembered, a baseball bat.

Miswim dragged his body into his room,

"There, that'll teach you to beat me, then come across all nice and British. Trying to take advantage of me... Huh!!"

She grabbed his key from the coffee table and shut the door behind her as she left,

"Now, to find that mutt."

(Boat 2,)

"Joseph Rover Wheeler!"

Miswim strode onto the centre of boat 2's deck, holding a door remote.

"I am here for our duel, show yourself!!! Or are you a cowardly dog?"

"I'm here Miswim, you'll never defeat me."

Said Joey stepping out from behind a handy potted plant.

Miswim looked at him and snorted;

"Hah, you answered to Rover."

Joey's face turned red.

"We shall proceed to the hotbox arena behind this door."

"NO!"

Everybody on the deck gasped

"What did you say?"

"I said no."

Said Joey stepping forward.

"We shall duel on the vertigo platform."

Everyone gasped again.

"The... what?"

"The vertigo platform. Miswim, every time somebody has challenged me to a duel, its on their home turf. Weevil made sure I had a certain card. Mai did her phsycic trick, Bones got me in the graveyard."

"Oh, its funny, now you come to mention it."

"Mako duelled me in the middle of his aquarium, now this time, its my advantage, I have talked to the boat guys, and they agreed to let me duel on the blimp, this is where I duelled my best, now do you accept? Or are you a coward?"

With this he slapped her lightly with his star-chip glove from duellist kingdom.

Her face darkened, and her nose twitched. She flicked at a cross that hung around her neck;

"You have yourself a deal there."

(The world cup blimp, half an hour later)

Misiwim came out of the cabin to see the field on which they'd be duelling.

She wore a dark jacket over her black top, and her black dress billowed around her legs, she strode out onto the platform, opposite Joey.

The platform rose.

Miswim pulled off her jacket and flung it into the wind without looking; it circled down beneath them, and fell on the face of Ryou Bakura who had just left to search for his key. She was wearing a black off the shoulder top, and it revealed a black thorny rose tattooed onto her shoulder, she reached out and flicked a switch on her duel disk, which sprung to life, as she revealed another tattoo on her wrist, which formed, in Japanese characters, the words: 'the darkness is untold.'

"So? What's it to be? Deck master?"

"Alright, I pick Jinzo."

"I pick my legendary beast, Anubis Noir."

Miswim-----------------------------------Joey

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"Ladies first..."

"Did your little harpy queen drill that into you? All right, I play a monster face down in defence mode. And activate Final destiny board."

An 'F' appeared above her.

"Now this'll be a short game. Your move."

"Why isn't Jinzo destroying it?"

"You mutt! You don't even know your own cards, jinzo only takes out traps, magic cards work fine, and since there's only 1 trap card in my deck...."

"Damn. I summon one monster in defence, then end my turn."

"Tick tock Joey, don't you remember yugi's duel with bakura? Yep, he told me all about it, you lose in 4 more turns, wait, its 3 now."

Miswim said as the letter 'I' appeared above her head.

"I summon one more monster face down, and end my turn. This'll be easier than I thought."

The American reached to his deck.

"Joey do you know what you're doing? You're gunna lose ya great knuckle- head."

Shouted Tristan.

"Shut up, my brother has a plan don't you Joey."

Shouted Serenity.

Yeah I do, and I got the cards ta do it, I just hope This gal don't do anything to change the position.

"I summon one more monster face-down, your move."

"You really do suck; I'll put a 3rd monster down to be on the safe side."

The letter 'N' appeared above her head.

"Your move."

"I summon one more monster....Your move."

Come on Joey you can do this.

Thought Yugi.

Just one more turn.

The letter 'A' appeared as Miswim drew.

"Aw, this is my last turn, oh well this is the easiest duel I've ever fought. I guess one more monster can't hurt. Your move Wheeler, and it better be a good one!"

Tristan suddenly put 2 and 2 together, the number 4 was within his grasp.

"Joey's going to summon the.....mmmmph"

He shouted as Yugi and serenity grabbed him to prevent him from ruining the plan.

"Oh it is."

Said Joey as he drew.

"I sacrifice my flame swordsman, black panther, and swordsman of landstar to summon...."

He held up the yellow card in the air.

"The WINGED DRAGON OF RA!!"

He slammed his hand down onto the yellow dog's ear that was supporting his cards, sweeping the 3 monsters into the graveyard in the same motion.

A golden ball appeared in the sky, and he unlocked the dragon from within it, now I activate Raigeki!"

Lightening bolts fell from the sky destroying all of Miswim's monsters.

"Now, I transfer all but 1 of my life points to power up The winged dragon, now my god!!! Attack!!!"

The Golden dragon flew towards the girl, and fired its energy beams at her, just before they hit, something appeared in front of her and a huge explosion obscured everyone's vision.

A smoke ball stayed around Miswim, as Joey called out:

"I win, now hand over my friend's cards."

"I'm not dead!!"

Came the voice from the smoke ball, and Miswim walked out unharmed.

"Come again?"

"I said: I'm not dead."

"I think your life points will drop any second."

"Actually I'm feeling a lot better?"

"How could you? That was over 12000 attack power. Are you sure your life points aren't going to drop off soon?"

"I'm fine; I had a card in my hand, which you'll recognize."

"Huh?"

Said Joey

"The normal edition of Kuriboh, he can be sacrificed as a fuzzy shield to prevent one attack on your lifepoints."

"What?"

"Your mighty god was stopped by a kuriboh."

"Oh.... Well I use mystical space typhoon to destroy your destiny board. That's that curse ended. Your turn."

"Not quite. I activate the Ouija board. Which replaces the destiny board. Then I use my deck master's effect to destroy everything on your side of the field, and bring my side of the field back to my hand, with a penalty of a quarter of my life points of course."

Miswim-----------------------------------Joey

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The winged dragon of Ra was absorbed by the seal of Anubis, causing Joey to be fling to the edge of the platform, where he unsteadily took his feet.

"Get away from the edge fool!"

This gave Joey an idea.

"No!"

"Joey!!"

Yelled everyone on the field.

"I love Mai, and I promised Ran I'd give him his card back. If you attack me, I will be so stoned that the force will knock me off this platform, maybe even off the blimp."

Serenity ran into the cabin.

"Now Miswim, I believe you are a decent person, and would you let an innocent person die?"

"Death is a part of life, Anubis Noir, I summon you to the field."

Her deck master walked out from behind her.

"Before I attack, I'd like to tell you something, I just wish to tell you how Mai came to possess that ghost Harpy..."

(Flashback, battle city.)

"Miswim?"

"Yes?"

"My name's Mai and I wish to challenge you to a duel."

"Fine, I'll duel you."

"I hear you are an occultist?"

"I'm a Goth; to normal people we're all occultists."

"Do you believe in psychic powers?"

"I guess so."

"I'm a psychic, and I wish to challenge you to a psychic duel, we can not look at our cards, until we play them, then we will pick them up to show which we have chosen, and play them, without showing them to the other person until they've been used of course."

(Back on the blimp)

"I agreed of course, I do have slight psychic powers, but Mai beat me easily using a combination of various perfumes."

"She said she wouldn't pull that anymore!"

"She lied, that ghost Harpy was mine to begin with. Why did you think I went straight after your little miss perfect harpy goddess? She stole one of my most powerful cards from me, and made me lose faith in my duelling skills, she tricked me, and for that she paid, now do you really consider it worth taking my card off me?"

"Um.."

"I thought not, I will not attack you, but I will not give you my harpy's ghost. I resign, but everybody knows who really won today."

She powered down her duel disk, and a whumpth of in rushing air knocked Joey off his feet, Miswim dived for him, and grabbed the floppy ears of his duel disk.

"You do care."

"Quite hound."

Miswim muttered under her breath.

"I'm only doing this for your sister."

Joey heard his duel disk click as she pulled him up, and handed him his barrel dragon.

As soon as the platform Miswim jumped down and walked back to her cabin on the blimp.

As it descended she looked out the window.

"I won that duel."

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I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.

Oh and last chapter I meant ultimate offering, not offerings to the doomed.

(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)