(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard

Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.

I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or this intro, anyone who guesses where the intro is from immediately gets to the second round

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM

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"Big brother, did you here Joey copied what you pulled at duellist kingdom to beat some Goth girl."

"Huh?"

"Where you threatened to jump off the castle to save me, Joey was duelling her on the blimp, and was about to lose, so he threatened to jump."

"I didn't know the kid had it in him. Did the Goth beat him?"

"No, she resigned. I'll see you later, I got to meet some guy."

Mokuba ran off.

"See ya..."

Said Seto looking around,

"I better find myself a duel."

(Boat 5)

"Ok Newbies, listen up, I'm going to challenge you to a duel, and if one of you don't accept, by the end of tomorrow, everybody will know that you are sucky newbies."

"I accept."

A muscly guy walked up to Mokuba,

"You want to duel kid, I duel, jus' don't go talking smack talk, especially if you're one so young."

"Fine."

Mokua pulled his duel disk out of his back and slipped it on his wrist.

"I got a monster that is almost unbeatable."

"Fine kid, you go first, shall we put 1000 points on this duel?"

"How about all or nothing? No deckmasters."

"What? Fine, I guess, you go first."

"No, you can."

"Fine, I put 1 card face down and summon spirit of the flames in attack mode. Your move."

A Firey demon rose out of a patch of flames on the field, it flexed its muscles at the young Kaiba.

"I activate harpies feather duster."

The man's trap card disappeared in a wave of a semi-visible wing.

"Then I summon the machine monster Gradius then I activate a 7 completed, taking his attack points up to 1900"

The fighter jet flew out of the shadows, and grew 5 extra laser cannons.

"Now I use a move my brother taught me. I special summon 2 Gradius' options, which take on the attack and defence of my Gradius."

2 shells were fired from Gradius, which transformed into identical copies of Mokuba's Gradius.

"Next I activate the magic card Limiter Removal, which doubles all machine monsters attack points for one turn, now attack his spirit of the flames Gradius!"

The original flyer flew at the fire demon, then its lasers overloaded and blew it up. The man lost 2100 life points.

"Now my clones, destroy his life points!!"

The cloned fighter jets overloaded their laser beams into the man, he sucked in wave after wave of marijuana, losing 2 sets of 3800 damage. He lost

The 3 fighter jets exploded and the fog dispersed.

"Your deck please."

The stoned man handed over his deck with no words.

Mokuba leafed through it.

"I'll take your Kazjin of thunder monster, thank you."

Mokuba walked away to find another duel.

(Boat 1)

"Now I activate polymerisation to fuse my deck master blue eyes with the 2 in my hand, to create the blue-eyes-ultimate dragon. Can your deck master stand against me?"

His deck master flew over his head, then 2 others came out of the fog, flying upwards with it, they flew so close, they were almost indistinguishable from each other, then a beam of light shot up from his deck, fusing the 3 together, creating the beast of legends.

Seto Kaiba---------------------Ash Ketchum

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"Ha, you can not hurt me, because monsters can't attack directly after they've been fused."

"Well there's a funny story about that, you see, the blue eyes deck master has a choice of abilities Either it attacks straight away after fusing, or it can transfer its attack points to my monsters; I chose the first one, Blue eyes ultimate dragon!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!"

"My Pikachu can save me!!!"

With this the mad pokemaiac threw a cage at Kaiba, it contained a mouse spray painted yellow, Kaiba dodged.

"I win, and I think you're insane, I mean realy, who takes a computer game so seriously?"

"Pikachu lightening bolt attack!!"

"You knew that wouldn't work, you're just embarrassing yourself."

"It could of worked."

"Now give me your deck so I can pick one card, then you can take your mouse home, because your out of points my friend."

Kaiba leafed through the boy's deck.

"I'll take this; Suijin."

He strolled away.

(L-space)

Another short chappie,

I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. If by any jokes I made, some people get offended, I am seriously sorry, I only wish to entertain....

OH GOD WHY WON'T THEY LET ME ENTERTAIN????

PLEASE LORD TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY................................

(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)