(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard

Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.

I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or this intro, anyone who guesses where the intro is from immediately gets to the second round

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM

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(Yugi/Yami's room)

"Yugi, please can I borrow your millennium puzzle?"

"What do you mean Joey?"

The shorter boy turned to his friend.

"Please Yugi, I need Yami to help me learn how to be a stronger duellist, I basically lost to that Goth kid, look please dude, Yami's helped teach me about the heart of the cards, and now I need him again."

"I suppose 1 day won't matter, right?"

Yami, could you please help Joey?

Yugi, I will do this, but you must promise to let me eat at dinner. I so miss the taste of food.

Thanks Yami.

Yugi looked at his friend;

"Joey, the millennium puzzle won't let you contact Yami unless you beat the previous owner in a duel."

They each pulled out their decks.

"Joey, I'll go first, I summon Kuriboh in attack mode."

"I activate polymerisation, fusing together the summoned skull, and red eyes black dragon, from my hand, and then I activate metalmorph, megamorph, and limiter removal. Now I activate quick-attack so that my monster can attack you straight away."

The black skull dragon now had 140,000 attack points, and as they weren't playing with the duel disks, Yugi removed his Kuriboh, and crossed his life points off the piece of paper they'd scavenged for a life point counter.

"Well done Joey, you win, when did you get those cards?"

"When Marik took me over, I got a bunch of rare cards; I created an extra deck with them so that I could surprise you."

"Well done Joey, you deserve it, here."

Yugi unhooked the millennium puzzle from his neck and handed it to Joey.

"See ya later dude, thanks."

Joey slipped on the puzzle and walked out the door to his own cabin.

Yugi picked up his hand, and shuffled it into his deck, including the card 'bottomless trap hole.'

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(boat 1)

(5 hours later)

"Sir, a duellist has been found with a deck containing Exodia!"

"Really? Where? I must have it!"

"Boat 2, on the deck outside the arena."

"On my way!"

Kaiba turned off his phone and ran towards boat 2. (Joey's room (5 hours ago))

Joey went in and sat down on his bed,

"Ok Yami its time for us to have a little talk."

(Joey's soulroom)

Joey woke up in his soulroom and looked around,

"I've been here in my dreams before"

"Hey, I can't think inside my own head, I keep talkin'"

"Must... Not.... Think..... About..... That.... Night.... When......... I...... Saw...... Tea...... hey look at that, a door, I've never seen that there before."

Joey walked towards the door, he opened it and looked up and down the corridor, there was one door opposite him, and as he looked up and down, there were hundreds of rooms lining the corridor.

"None of those rooms have doors, but this one does, hey it has a picture of the millennium puzzle on it."

Joey tried to turn the handle, but it wouldn't turn.

"Hey.... It must be locked, but I won that duel, wait.... There's a slot under the door, big enough for one card. I must have to insert the card that I won with, hey how did I get so smart?"

Joey reached for his fusion deck and pulled out his black skull dragon, which he slotted into the slot, the door opened......

(Boat 2)

"I am looking for a Mr. Edward Payne, can anyone help me?"

"Yeah, I'm Edd, so what do ya want?"

"My name is Mathew, I wish to duel you."

"American, right?"

"How... didyouknow Mr.... Payne?"

"Only an American could fake an English accent like that."

"Iwishto...doubleduel... you Mr...... Payne."

"Okay, Rob, me and you against him, deckmasters."

"Hey dude, who's your partner."

"I... Don'thaveone Mr...... Machin. I was hoping one would......showup."

"I'll do it."

Miswim strode onto the scene.

"I've heard you have some powerful cards Mr. Edd, I wish to win them."

"Your funeral."

"Reay? MrPayne?"

"You betcha."

"Okaythen, letusproceed." (Yugi's room.)(earlier)

"Wow, it feels so weird without Yami with me, I'll have him back soon, I'll just wait here till Joey gets back."

(Yugi's room but a different point of view)(Still earlier)

Shadows line the corner of your vision, gold streaks appear everywhere, the mysterious interloper looked over at Yugi and saw a ying without a Yang,

That's weird.

He thought to himself as he reached over to the coffee table and put back the book he had borrowed earlier.

He walked over to the nearest wall;

"Wow, it feels so weird without Yami with me, I'll have him back soon, I'll just wait here till Joey gets back."

The interloper paused, and then stepped through the wall, the other side of the wall, a thin smoky outline formed from dark fog that was seeping through the wall, a long haired boy was materialising.

"Must.... Fight it....."

His eyes glowed red.

(Boat 2) (The present)

Mathew thumbed open the control to the garage door behind them.

They all walked in and the doors slammed shut behind them.

"Hey! What gives?"

Shouted Rob.

"Nobody.... Leavestillitsover."

"Well aren't you a happy person."

"We'll be...usingthehotbox rules for this one, there is a.... arenahere, sono...dueldisksneeded. Ohand MrPayne?....I have... Exodia."

"We can beat you..... Right Edd?"

Edd looked down and said;

"If it's as good as the last Exodia deck I faced, he could win."

"Why?"

"It beat me last time."

Edd slotted a side deck into his main deck,

"But I came prepared."

"4000 lifepoints each... boys...addingupto.... 8000, ohand.... Allornothing, letsgo."

"Let's Duel!!!"

Shouted Edd and Rob as the speakers played the kill bill soundtrack, and they ran to their positions, Mathew flipped to his and Miswim ran to hers.

Everybody slammed their deckmasters home.

Noir Anubis rose behind Miswim, and a creature shrouded in black rose behind Rob, while the floor under Edd and his field turned to stone, and a shadowey blob rose behind Mathew.

(Soul corridor.) (Earlier)

The door started glowing and Joey pulled his card out of the slot, and then the door disappeared, and the other side was.....

Yami.

"Hello Joey."

"Uh, hi Yami."

"We must begin your schooling, first off to communicate with me, just think, and I shall hear."

"So I get no privacy till you go back to Yug?"

"Not now that you have unlocked my soul door."

"How do I return to my body?"

"Just return to your soul room and lie on the bed and close your eyes, you should wake up in your cabin. Though it is different for everybody."

"Shall I leave my door open?"

"No! You must not, for there are fearsome beasts that roam these corridors. I can enter your soulroom at will, and you mine, until the puzzle gets won."

"Okay, so you know about when I saw......"

Yami quickly interrupted him.

"I only can hear your thoughts that are at the top of your mind. If you don't think it then I don't know it."

"Ok, so...I won't...think... about...."

"JUST GO BACK TO YOUR BODY!!!"

Yami quickly shouted before he heard anything that would embarrass either of them. He was used to sharing his thoughts with Yugi, but didn't want to invade Joey's privacy.

(Boat 2) (The present)

Kaiba ran out onto the deck of boat 2;

"Where are they? I must get a hold of that Exodia deck."

He looked up to a TV screen that hung from the cabin, above a garage door.

Kaiba looked through the TV screen, the camera panned around the room, the Goth was playing a double duel, against 2 teenagers, 1 with orange hair, and one with dark brown, he looked at her companion, and it was the Exodia duellist!!!

And round his neck, was......

Yugi's Millenium Puzzle.

(Joey's cabin.)

"Ok, I'm back in my body AH!"

Yami appeared in an incorporeal body.

Joey looked down,

"Jeez man, your short, I mean, when you take Yugi's body he grows, but, you're a midget, and is that my body you're wearing?!?!"

Yami did indeed look like a shorter Joey, his green shirt billowing like a cape, his blond hair was stuck up in points, in the usual style of Yugi.

"Ahem."

Yami coughed.

"By the way, I can not hear your thoughts when I am in my incorporeal body."

Ah, phew, finally, I can think about that time I walked in on Tea.....

"Joey!!"

Yami clicked his fingers in front of Joey's face.

"We must head to boat 6, there are many new duellists there, they have little experience, but many have powerful decks."

"Gotcha."

(DoubleDuel arena) (The present)

Mathew shouted above the music: "Youstart... first MrPayne."

Edd drew, and playing graceful charity, he discarded a des lacooda and a giant trunade, and then brought des lacooda face down with a shallow grave, after summoning a monster face down. Then after placing 2 cards face down, he ended his turn.

Miswim placed a monster face down, and two trap cards.

Followed by Rob laying 2 traps and a monster in defence.

"You sure we can do this Edd?"

"Yep."

"Let's whoop their butts."

Then Mathew activated the magic card graceful charity, he discarded two pieces of exodia, and placed 1 card face down, then summoned cannon soldier on the field.

The blob behind him grew two legs.

"Mr.Paynedoyou....know what I... meant when isaid..... allornothing......"

"Yeah, we pool all of our points, then the winning team splits them in half between them."

"NoImeant.... Yourwholedeckas..... well."

"What? I'm not doing that!"

"ToolateMr.Payne.... You already agreed. Yourmove."

(Boat 6.) (4 hours ago.)

There are plenty of duellists here, challenge one, any one to a duel.

"Anybodywanta.... Duel?"

Not him.

"Why not?"

Joey muttered under his breath.

look at him through your eyepiece.

Joey turned around and looked at the boy.

Mathew Perriwinkle

Nationality: American

Age:18

Point total: 3000

Normal duelling strategy: Exodia

Duels played in tournament: 2

"This is perfect Yami, I'll win Exodia for Yugi, prove I'm really good, and he's already lost at least one duel."

If you're sure

Joey failed to notice the line at the bottom of the screen;

Average points bet per duel, 500

(DoubleDuel arena) (The present)

"Ok, my friend, I draw, then I flip des lacooda and draw again, and he flips himself face down again. Then I flip spear cretin and sacrifice him for summoned skull, owing to his special effect, he returns to the field, face down once again. Your move Miswim."

"I summon Dark Blade, and attach Axe of despair, now he has 2800 attack points, now, attack his summoned skull!"

The monster jump towards the summoned skull, swinging its blade. Then he smashed it towards the summoned skull, causing a cloud of dust to rise around Edd and his monster.

(Boat 6) (4 hours ago)

"Sothe.... Winnergetsthe.... Other'sdeck?"

"That's right."

Said Joey, risking his new powerful deck.

You realise that you have a small chance of summoning Ra, and even if you do, to have acquired 'Exodia' as his standared tactic, he must have ome top notch strategy to bringing it into play.

"I owe Yugi Exodia, well actually Weevil does, but he's not in this tournament."

A spiky green head disappeared behind a shed.

"I will duel you Mathew!"

Shouted Joey.

"Fine,Iwishto... usedeckmasters."

This'll be easier than I thought.

Good idea Joey, use Ra as your deck master.

No I was going to stop him using traps with my jinzo.

Joey, you can bring Ra to the field at anytime if he's your deck master, use a magic card to clear the field of monsters and traps don't work on the god cards....

I know Yam, I know, I was jus' kiddin'.

I can't afford to make that kinda mistake again.

Yami didn't tell his friend he'd heard that part, and Joey searched through his deck.

Ra... It's not here!

(DoubleDuel arena) (The present)

Edward clicked a button on the side of the arena, and the smoke cleared.

"Now I shall... What the hell?"

Where the cloud had cleared, sat a wall.

3000Def

The dark blade's sword shattered and Miswim lost 300 life points.

"What just happened?"

"My deck master."

Responded Edd.

"Whenever you attack my monsters or my life points, if I wish, Labyrinth wall, my deck master can protect my field, hell, from now on, you can't even see what cards me and Rob have behind here."

Their two opponents looked at there screens, where it normally listed the opponents card, it just had coloured blobs indicating that a covered card was there.

Miswim grumbled.

"I'll place one card face down and end my turn."

(Boat 6) (4 hours ago)

I can't find Ra, that Goth must have stolen it when she pulled me up. It was on the top of my graveyard.

Don't panic, tell him you'll duel him later, and we'll go find Miswim.

"K, mate, someone nicked my strongest card, so I'll go get it, then duel you later, that allright?"

"Slightproblemjoey..... we have...... alreadystarted..... youcanforfeitmeyourdeck.... Right now if you want."

"Nah, we'll duel."

Fine, I will use Jinzo.

"I summon Jinzo as my deck master."

"And I, Exodia Necross!!"

"Ah, you do know you can't summon that to the field till you use its magic card."

"YesMr.Wheeler..... Iresearchmy...... cards before........ Iplaythem."

This'll be a piece of cake, Yami, his deck master has pretty much no effect, apart from he can reshuffle exodia into his deck, if any of the parts goto his grave.

"Leyts duel!"

"£$BABYKANGAROOOOOOJEEOH$£"

A dog's face appeared over the millennium puzzle and Joey shrank in size, his hair sticking up, and his coat nbillowing like a cape. His dogs ears on the duel disk sprang to attention, and he pushed jinzo under the dogs chin.

"You can go firstwheeler."

"Fine."

Joey summoned harpy's brother and placed 2 cards face down.

Mathew played pot of greed, and then summoned one monster face down.

"Huh, not that scary, first I summon rocket soldier, then I attack your face down monster with harpy's brother, then rocket soldier can get your life points."

The battle sequences were acted out by the holograms, Joey's rocket soldier taking 1500 off Mathew's life points.

"Nicely... donemrwheeler..... nowasthatwas.... Witch..... oftheblackforest, I take Exodia'sleftlegto... My hand."

Don't worry Joey, use your card destruction next turn.

Yeah, yeah, I'd a' done it anyway.

Mathew summoned one more monster face down.

"Now I'llusemonster......... rebornto bringmywitch backtothe field........, inoffensive.... Mode. Yourmove.... Wheeler."

If I attack, he'll get another piece, and then I can send them both to the grave in the same turn.

Go for it.

"I summon swordsman of landstar, harpy's brother attack his face down monster, rocket soldier, his witch, and swordsman of landstar, attack his life points.

The attacks went through, and Mathew took an exodia leg, and an arm from his graveyard as his sangan disappeared.

"This'llbe...easierthanIthought."

"Not so fast, I activate the magic card Card destruction."

Joey NO!

What I do now?

You should have put your soul release on the field first, now his exodia cards stay in the grave.

Oh well, at least he doesn't win straight away with them there.

No, but look.

The dark version of exodia's legs and arms became more defined, it's as if he was growing out of a black blob.

"Oh shit."

Yes indeed.

Agreed the pharoh.

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I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.

If anybody in the tournament tells me where I've stolen the new American from, then they automatically gets to the next round.

(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)