(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard

Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.

I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or this intro, anyone who guesses where the intro is from immediately gets to the second round

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM

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"Ahwell.... Done. Youseemtohave... defeatedmy.... Exodia.....hehnot....likey."

Mathew discarded 3 cards, including exodia's head, the dark figure behind the boy grew completely into focus.

"Mwahahahahahayou shall soonfeelthewrathof.... Mydeck........ master. Iplaceonecarddownonthefieldthen..... Yourmove."

Joey drew.

Wait Joey.

He stopped.

What is it Yami?

He has no monsters on the field.

Yeah and?

Well that face down card's a pretty obvious trap don't you think?

Jinzo stops traps.

Yeah, but quick-play magic cards?

Good point.

"Ok, I'll use my magic card Harpy's feather duster!"

No, not yet.

The feather duster swept over the field, destroying a mirror force.

"What?"

I tried to warn you, it was a bluff.

Well excuse me, Mr. Know it all.

"Now, my monsters! ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jeez, calm down, would ya Joe?

Jeez, where did chandler come from, oh holey-moley, he's stuck in MY HEAD, AH GETOUT!!

"Not.... sofast!"

As Mathew laid a card down onto his duel disk, and a brown puff-ball appeared in front of the harpy's brother, and exploded, leaving Joey's monsters unharmed, but Mathew with 100 life points.

"Now..... myturn."

Mathew drew.

"Now, I win, I activate Raigeki, destroying all of your monsters, then I activate contract with exodia to summon my deck master to the field, and finally, I eguip him with megamorph, to double his attack points to inflict 3800 points of direct damage to you, then he gets stronger for having been in combat, and because I play my magic card, double-strike, he gets to attack again!"

The massive black figure ran towards Joey and swung one fist into him, then he spun around and slapped him across the face with the other hand.

Joey choked on the smoke blown into his mouth and he grew back to his original size as the duel disks shut down.

Joey, you must give me to him?

Huh, why?

I can no longer hear your thoughts, you got beaten, and you must give him the puzzle.

"You won, here's my new deck, and my necklace thingy."

"Yourwhat?"

"I er.... I promised a friend that if I lost a duel, I'd give the winner my pyramid thing, so that he could... errr... find you and see if he could beat you, its this weird thing we do, then you give it to him."

"O-kayyyyyyyyyyy........."

Don't worry, he won't be able to use the puzzle's powers, you have to have a link to the past, or at least be psychic.

Cool I'm psychic.

Joey handed the puzzle and his deck he got of Marik to the exodia duellist.

No you're not psychic, you have a link to the past, I don't really understand it that much, but I can sense psycicness, IT IS A WORD!!!

I thought...

No, I can't hear you, but I can project my thoughts to anybody, but I can guess what you're thinking.

I could really use a...

Cheeseburger, I know.

Damn you to hell!

Been there, done that.

Grrrr...

Growl like a dog Joey boy.

Ok, I'm not going to think anymore, lets see you predict that.

....

Hehe it worked.

Joey began to hum 'God damn right it's a beautiful day' in his head.

Uh-huh

Damn You!

"WhoshouldI..... look for?"

Joey said the first name that popped into his head, Yugi needed to prepare first, he remembered the boy who had hung with Yugi during Mai's duel with the Goth girl.

"Uh... Edd Payne, oh and Rob Machin."

"Iwill... findthem."

The American walked away to find the English duellists, and Joey sat there, monging out.

(doubleduel arena) (The present)

"I summon one monster in attack mode behind Edd's labyrinth wall. Your move Mathew."

"I........ activateshallowgravewhichletseverybody....... bringbackone monstertothe field face downindefence...... mode....... Your..... moveMr.Payne."

"I activate my magic card Raigeki."

A bolt of lightning slammed into each of the other teams monsters.

"Now, II activate another magic card, since it is hidden in my labyrinth, you can not see it yet, but it is continuous so you will eventually find out."

Miswim growled under her breath.

"Now I summon one monster in face down mode, and flip my des lacooda so I get another card, then he hides under his card again, though, you still can't see that. Now, Summoned Skull, emerge from my labyrinth!"

The skeletal monster marched out of the maze.

"Now I activate my trap card robbing goblin. Whenever you lose life points you also lose one random card from your hand. So that one you just picked up from that sangan you just lost is at risk to."

Suddenly a banging was heard on the door.

"Open up!! IT's Seto Kaiba!!"

"Whois... he?"

"I have no idea."

Said Edd.

"We can't open the door until the duel's over mate, sorry!"

Shouted Rob.

"Yeah, hotbox rules, sorry 'dude'!"

Shouted Miswim.

"I was in the middle of my move?"

"Ohyessssss.... Sorry."

"Anyway, as I was saying, Summoned Skull! Attack Mathew directly."

The skeletal figure raised its hands and shot lightning towards the American.

"Notso....fast. I... activatemirrorforce!"

As soon as the trap sprung up, a bolt of ruby red light sprung out of the darkness of the labyrinth and destroyed it.

"Tut tut Mr Mathew."

Said Rob, taking the piss.

"You forgot to find out who my deck master was."

"Onlyonemonsterhas the powerto destroy..... trapcards."

"Well actually 2, but we won't get into technicalities."

Jinzo's red eyes shone from the gloom as Mathew breathed in pure smoke, from the strongest form of marijuana harvested, and another Exodia piece was stolen from his hand by a mysterious creature, and dropped into the graveyard.

"Now that you have 3 Exodia pieces in the grave, I shall use the magic card soul release to remove them from play."

Mathew chuckled to himself.

"Your move, milady."

"Oh, so you English guys do have manners. Okay, I'll draw.

Now I bring my own summoned skull to the field, by using the magic card a graveyard sacrifice and remove my dark blade from play. Now I power him up with a mask of brutality, and attack your summoned skull."

The mask wearing skeleton fired arcs of electricity at the other one, it tried to fight back but got smashed into a section of the labyrinth wall.

Miswim looked through her visor

Labyrinth wall

Defence 2000

Health Points 2000

"Mathew, when we damage monsters out side of his labyrinth, it damages the labyrinth."

"Soif.... Wedestroythe.... Labyrinth... wecan.... Gethislifepoints...youdothat.... I'l....concentrateon.... exodia."

"Gotcha. Okay Rob, your move."

"Fine, I'll summon my spirit monster Inaba white rabbit"

A torch appeared on the outer wall of the labyrinth, and then a ghostly rabbit swung itself into view.

"Huh, is that all? My summoned skull can crush that rabbit easily."

"Watch and learn, Inaba! Attack Mathew directly!"

"Summoned Skull! Defend my partner!"

The skeletal figure dived in front of the American, firing electricity at the ghostly form like a bad action hero firing his guns at an attacking Iraqi. The ghost passed through the summoned skull and dove into Mathew's chest.

"ARGH!"

The unwitting American inhaled 700 points of damage.

"You only have 8000 life points now, stupid American. Now my spirit, return to my hand."

The ghost dived back into the torch, and Rob picked it up from the field.

"Now, your turn Mr. American type-person thingy!!"

"Excellent,Iuse mining...... formagicalstones andIdiscardmy....... last2piecesof Exodia...... tobringback.... potofgreed, whichI...... playrightaway."

The jar appeared, and shattered, delivering Mathew 2 more cards.

He started to laugh.

"Mr.Payne, yourdefeatisathandbecause.......... Iplaymyownsoulreleasetoremovetherestof.... Exodiafromplay!"

Edd and Rob gasped theatrically.

"ThenIplace one...... monsterandone..... cardfacedown and.... endmyturn!"

Edd drew.

"Okay, first, I'll pay 1000 life points to power up labyrinth wall, back to its full 3000 defence and health. Then I activate my trap card solemn wishes and flip des lacooda to gain another card and 500 life points."

Edd: 3500 Rob: 4000 Miswim: 3800 Mathew: 800

"Now I play power of doubles which allows us each to special summon 2 monsters from our hands straight away."

"Now behind my wall, I sacrivice 3 face down monsters to summon one of my most powerful cards!"

(Boat 2)

"What? There are only 3 Egyptian God Cards, I have one, Yugi has the other one, nad the puppy dog should have the third, unless he's lost it in some dule or another."

(doubleduel arena)

"I summon Moisture Creature!"

A billow of fog came over the roof of the labyrinth, carrying 3 indistinguishable monsters, they glowed white and swirled together, it turned into a bug eyed face, which grew until it almost obscured the entire labyrinth.

A syringe-gun came out of the darkness, followed by a pink umbrella, a trap card activated and every creature on the field turned insect-like, moisture creature brandished its gun, and with one smooth motion, vaporized Miswim and Mathew's magic/trap cards.

A green interlocking cobweb grew in front of Miswim and Mathew.

"Now, moisture creature, attack Mathew!"

The creature aimed its gun at the American and fired, Mathew laughed as a wall of fuzzy Kuribohs appeared in front of him.

"You got lucky, now, Miswim?"

"Thank you."

Miswim drew, her eyes boggled at the card.

She looked at her hand,

"Edd you fool, I 2 now have 3 monsters on the field, and I sacrifice them to summon the most powerful monster ever created!"

(Boat 2 deck)

"What? Another 3 sacrifice creature? What can it be?"

(doubleduel arena)

"I sacrifice my 3 monsters to summon.........."

"AH!"

"Uh?"

"Who?...What?"

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(Back in L-space)

I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.

If anybody in the tournament tells me where I've stolen the new American from, then they automatically gets to the next round.

(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)