(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old
keyboard
Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.
I do not own yugioh, or garth merengie's Darkplace, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or this intro, anyone who guesses where the intro is from immediately gets to the second round
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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"I Summon My Egyptian God Monster!! The Winged Dragon of Ra!!!!!!!!!!"
The golden spirit shot out of the card as it appeared in the arena and locked itself into a golden ball; Miswim mumbled an incantation, displayed on her visor, and the golden orb transformed into Ra.
(Boat 2)
The crowd watching the duel gasped, and Kaiba frowned.
"I can't believe even the puppy dog managed to lose the winged dragon of Ra, that's the most powerful monster in the game! That Goth must have stolen it from him, after their match. Typical Wheeler."
(Bakura's room)
"So, you think I have a crush on the dark one do you?"
"Well, I'd say yeah, she's the first person you've defeated in a duel who you haven't sent to the shadow realm."
To the untrained eye, it looked like the silver haired boy was having an argument with himself.
"She's just someone I can use to further my plans."
But to someone who was watching carefully, the shadows darkened when the first voice spoke, and he used a harsher tone with his words, whereas the second voice carried smatterings of a British accent.
"Sure, further your plans.."
The boy said this last part with a wink, and an intonation that smelt strongly of affairs of the bedroom.
"Get your mind out of the gutter Ryou, and how come you're talking of the shadow realm with such flippancy?"
"Behkura, I'm used to it, you've lost that edge which scared me, and I've come to understand you better, you're not insane like Marik's dark side was. You protected me from Yugi's Egyptian god...."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
The darker side interrupted.
"You don't have enough strength to survive an Egyptian god attack, it would have killed you, my dark powers protected me, but without your body I'm dead. Now the god's have been sealed away permanently, the cards possess no real power at all."
"Fine, whatever, listen, I'm going for a walk with Tea, stay in the ring!!"
"Fine, fine."
With this the ring suspended on the figure's chest stopped glowing, and the duel disk settled on the white side, it having been rotating madly throughout this conversation.
(Double duel arena.)
"The monsters I sacrificed where summoned skull, and two of my ghost harpies, giving my winged dragon a total of 6100 attack points. Now, Attack , my DARK BEAUTY, ATTACK HIS MOISTURE CREATURE!!!"
Rather than its normal attack, the mythical dragon body slammed the ghost- like creature into the labyrinth wall, smashing it to pieces, it got up and strode back to Miswim's side of the field, while the moisture creature evaporated.
On the boys side of the field was two monsters, a face down one, and, on Rob's side, a thousand eyes idol.
"Oh darn, my walls down, and I can't bring it back up unless I sacrifice 1000 more lp, than I wish it to have, pretty pointless really.
"I end my turn."
Before Rob began, Edd played a trap card.
"Sorry about this Rob, but I need a turn, now."
"Its ok, dude."
"I activate Tag This card switches when me and another designated player take our turns, I designate Rob, letting me take control of the field."
"I draw, raising my lp back to 4000."
"Now, I activate des lacooda, to draw again, and raise my life points another 500. Then, I summon sonic bird, in defence mode."
A bird appeared on the field, but no sooner had it arrived, then it fired a rocket pack, on its back, and zoomed into Edd's deck, returning with a card, which it handed over.
"First, I use black illusion ritual, to sacrifice sonic bird for Relinquished, one of my favourite cards, which absorbs one of Mathew's 2 face down cards. Then, I activate Polymerisation to fuse Rob's thousand eyes Idol, with the relinquished still in my hand."
(Boat 2)
"What? How can this be?"
The whole crowd turned to look at Kaiba.
"2 Relinquished's? in one deck?"
(Doubleduel arena.)
"Now I have the almighty thousand eyes restrict, which paralyzes all monster on the field, enemies, and friend alike, now, Restrict! Absorb the Winged Dragon of Ra!!"
The god card got sucked into the spell caster. But then something strange happened, rather than being consumed by the multi-eyed creature, Ra absorbed it, developing a thousand eyes on its body, and its wings getting coated by a dark, defensive substance.
Once this was done, an infinite abyss appeared in its chest.
"Wow, that was imprssive, now attack Miswim directly!!"
The creature spun around, and swung its tail into Miswim, knocking her off her stand, her life points dropped to zero, and she got hit in the face by an enormous jet of smoke.
"Edd, we better finish Mathew off quickly, this room's filling up with smoke, and after that attack, its going to get a lot stronger."
"Agreed."
"Mathew, your turn."
"Finally.I.... first flip magicianoffaiththensummon.... Mysummonedskullby... sacrificing my monsterleftonthefield."
A third horned skeleton appeared.
"NowI, activate Miswim'saxeof.... Despair, andmymegamorph.... Making summoned skull morepowerfulthanthatgodthing..... FinallyIuseeffectjammerto..... stop 1000eye's parylyzing effecy......... Now.... Attackthethousandeyesrestrict!!!!"
The summoned skull wheelded lightning at the god hybrid, it exploded, and since miswim couldn't take the damage, Rob was showered with 900 points worth of smoke.
"Lastbut... notleastI'lluse.... Fissuretodestroytheremainingcreature........................ Yourmove....MrMachin"
"I summon Inaba to the field again and attack your life points."
"Your move."
Rob concluded as he picked up his card.
"OhnoI... haveonly100lifepoints... Ohwell."
The American drew.
"Finally.....first raigeki"
A lightning bolt eliminated relinquished.
"ThenIactivate.... locked emerald chest."
The five pieces of exodia filed into a small box at the corner of the duel disk.
"Thiscardnowrepresentsall5exodiapieces, it allowsmetotakeany...... 5cardsfrommygraveandputtheminthechest...... theycannotbegottoinanyway.......... Butnow....ifthiscardgoes...intomyhand......Ihave..... exodiainmyhandandwin!!!!!! Butitiscurrentlyinmygrave.......andsoIactivate: Contract With Exodia tobringmydeckmasterto.... Thefield....... Summonedskullattackedd... directly...."
The super charged fiend pumped millions of volts of electricity into......
A wall of Kuriboh's.
"Rob, I'd have defended you if he'd attacked you."
"Cule." "Grrrrrrrr.... ExodiaNecross!!!!! AttackEdd!!"
This time the attack succeeded, the massive creature punched Edd for 1900 lifepoints.
Miswim just lay on the floor monging out.
"NowI... useshallowgraveto.... Giveuseachonemonsterback..... facedown....yourturnMr...... Edd."
"Thank you. Now I'd be right in assuming that that monster face down on your field is what? A magician of faith? To get Exodia back?"
"Youmaybe... right."
"So I'll make it simple for you, the card which I brought back thanks to your shallow grave is one that is a staple in most decent Exodia decks, but in this case it will win me the match, I discarded it earlier. Now with me drawing, I get an extra 500lp, and I flip..........."
(Boat 2)
"When I win this Exodia deck I must look for this card, it sounds extremely powerful, if it can make or break an exodia deck."
(Doubleduel arena)
"Fiber Jar!"
"What?thatis... ariskymove."
"We each shuffle our deck, our hand, our field, and the grave together, and draw 5 new cards, it isn't that risky, cos it banishes your deck master to your deck, as he was on the field when It was played."
"Butitwasn't.... destroyed..."
"I know, you're still in the game."
The 3 players shuffled their decks and drew.
"YourealiseifI.... draw emerald chest....youlose."
"That's a risk I have to take, nowI asummon spear cretin in attack mode, and wipe out your last 100 attack points."
A diminutive creature hopped onto the field and stuck a small spear into Mathew.
'500' appeared in the air above his head as he breathed in the last of the smoke.
The pyramid around his neck flashed for a second, and he said clearly:
"Here, take my two decks, spare the girl, I shouldn't have drawn her into this, and I'll give you my neck—chain in the hope we'll duel again, and you can give it back to me."
Edd answered.
"I'll take you up on that, as long as we get that winged dragon of Ra."
"Done."
The American handed over the cards and the millennium puzzle, and then fell into a slouch.
The garage door opened, and fogs of smoke came out, stoning everyone who had been watching.
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(Back in L-space)
I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.
And the American is not captain Kirk AKA William Shatner, nice try Derek, but you don't win, if you want a clue, he isn't really, and he lived in Ankh-Morpork.
If anybody in the tournament tells me where I've stolen the new American from, then they automatically gets to the next round.
(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)
Welcome back, and if you wish to enter, please also include attk, def points of your cards and their effect, unless it's a really common one, because I don't want to have to spend ages looking up every cards detail before they get played.
I do not own yugioh, or garth merengie's Darkplace, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or this intro, anyone who guesses where the intro is from immediately gets to the second round
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- (doubleduel arena)
"I Summon My Egyptian God Monster!! The Winged Dragon of Ra!!!!!!!!!!"
The golden spirit shot out of the card as it appeared in the arena and locked itself into a golden ball; Miswim mumbled an incantation, displayed on her visor, and the golden orb transformed into Ra.
(Boat 2)
The crowd watching the duel gasped, and Kaiba frowned.
"I can't believe even the puppy dog managed to lose the winged dragon of Ra, that's the most powerful monster in the game! That Goth must have stolen it from him, after their match. Typical Wheeler."
(Bakura's room)
"So, you think I have a crush on the dark one do you?"
"Well, I'd say yeah, she's the first person you've defeated in a duel who you haven't sent to the shadow realm."
To the untrained eye, it looked like the silver haired boy was having an argument with himself.
"She's just someone I can use to further my plans."
But to someone who was watching carefully, the shadows darkened when the first voice spoke, and he used a harsher tone with his words, whereas the second voice carried smatterings of a British accent.
"Sure, further your plans.."
The boy said this last part with a wink, and an intonation that smelt strongly of affairs of the bedroom.
"Get your mind out of the gutter Ryou, and how come you're talking of the shadow realm with such flippancy?"
"Behkura, I'm used to it, you've lost that edge which scared me, and I've come to understand you better, you're not insane like Marik's dark side was. You protected me from Yugi's Egyptian god...."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
The darker side interrupted.
"You don't have enough strength to survive an Egyptian god attack, it would have killed you, my dark powers protected me, but without your body I'm dead. Now the god's have been sealed away permanently, the cards possess no real power at all."
"Fine, whatever, listen, I'm going for a walk with Tea, stay in the ring!!"
"Fine, fine."
With this the ring suspended on the figure's chest stopped glowing, and the duel disk settled on the white side, it having been rotating madly throughout this conversation.
(Double duel arena.)
"The monsters I sacrificed where summoned skull, and two of my ghost harpies, giving my winged dragon a total of 6100 attack points. Now, Attack , my DARK BEAUTY, ATTACK HIS MOISTURE CREATURE!!!"
Rather than its normal attack, the mythical dragon body slammed the ghost- like creature into the labyrinth wall, smashing it to pieces, it got up and strode back to Miswim's side of the field, while the moisture creature evaporated.
On the boys side of the field was two monsters, a face down one, and, on Rob's side, a thousand eyes idol.
"Oh darn, my walls down, and I can't bring it back up unless I sacrifice 1000 more lp, than I wish it to have, pretty pointless really.
"I end my turn."
Before Rob began, Edd played a trap card.
"Sorry about this Rob, but I need a turn, now."
"Its ok, dude."
"I activate Tag This card switches when me and another designated player take our turns, I designate Rob, letting me take control of the field."
"I draw, raising my lp back to 4000."
"Now, I activate des lacooda, to draw again, and raise my life points another 500. Then, I summon sonic bird, in defence mode."
A bird appeared on the field, but no sooner had it arrived, then it fired a rocket pack, on its back, and zoomed into Edd's deck, returning with a card, which it handed over.
"First, I use black illusion ritual, to sacrifice sonic bird for Relinquished, one of my favourite cards, which absorbs one of Mathew's 2 face down cards. Then, I activate Polymerisation to fuse Rob's thousand eyes Idol, with the relinquished still in my hand."
(Boat 2)
"What? How can this be?"
The whole crowd turned to look at Kaiba.
"2 Relinquished's? in one deck?"
(Doubleduel arena.)
"Now I have the almighty thousand eyes restrict, which paralyzes all monster on the field, enemies, and friend alike, now, Restrict! Absorb the Winged Dragon of Ra!!"
The god card got sucked into the spell caster. But then something strange happened, rather than being consumed by the multi-eyed creature, Ra absorbed it, developing a thousand eyes on its body, and its wings getting coated by a dark, defensive substance.
Once this was done, an infinite abyss appeared in its chest.
"Wow, that was imprssive, now attack Miswim directly!!"
The creature spun around, and swung its tail into Miswim, knocking her off her stand, her life points dropped to zero, and she got hit in the face by an enormous jet of smoke.
"Edd, we better finish Mathew off quickly, this room's filling up with smoke, and after that attack, its going to get a lot stronger."
"Agreed."
"Mathew, your turn."
"Finally.I.... first flip magicianoffaiththensummon.... Mysummonedskullby... sacrificing my monsterleftonthefield."
A third horned skeleton appeared.
"NowI, activate Miswim'saxeof.... Despair, andmymegamorph.... Making summoned skull morepowerfulthanthatgodthing..... FinallyIuseeffectjammerto..... stop 1000eye's parylyzing effecy......... Now.... Attackthethousandeyesrestrict!!!!"
The summoned skull wheelded lightning at the god hybrid, it exploded, and since miswim couldn't take the damage, Rob was showered with 900 points worth of smoke.
"Lastbut... notleastI'lluse.... Fissuretodestroytheremainingcreature........................ Yourmove....MrMachin"
"I summon Inaba to the field again and attack your life points."
"Your move."
Rob concluded as he picked up his card.
"OhnoI... haveonly100lifepoints... Ohwell."
The American drew.
"Finally.....first raigeki"
A lightning bolt eliminated relinquished.
"ThenIactivate.... locked emerald chest."
The five pieces of exodia filed into a small box at the corner of the duel disk.
"Thiscardnowrepresentsall5exodiapieces, it allowsmetotakeany...... 5cardsfrommygraveandputtheminthechest...... theycannotbegottoinanyway.......... Butnow....ifthiscardgoes...intomyhand......Ihave..... exodiainmyhandandwin!!!!!! Butitiscurrentlyinmygrave.......andsoIactivate: Contract With Exodia tobringmydeckmasterto.... Thefield....... Summonedskullattackedd... directly...."
The super charged fiend pumped millions of volts of electricity into......
A wall of Kuriboh's.
"Rob, I'd have defended you if he'd attacked you."
"Cule." "Grrrrrrrr.... ExodiaNecross!!!!! AttackEdd!!"
This time the attack succeeded, the massive creature punched Edd for 1900 lifepoints.
Miswim just lay on the floor monging out.
"NowI... useshallowgraveto.... Giveuseachonemonsterback..... facedown....yourturnMr...... Edd."
"Thank you. Now I'd be right in assuming that that monster face down on your field is what? A magician of faith? To get Exodia back?"
"Youmaybe... right."
"So I'll make it simple for you, the card which I brought back thanks to your shallow grave is one that is a staple in most decent Exodia decks, but in this case it will win me the match, I discarded it earlier. Now with me drawing, I get an extra 500lp, and I flip..........."
(Boat 2)
"When I win this Exodia deck I must look for this card, it sounds extremely powerful, if it can make or break an exodia deck."
(Doubleduel arena)
"Fiber Jar!"
"What?thatis... ariskymove."
"We each shuffle our deck, our hand, our field, and the grave together, and draw 5 new cards, it isn't that risky, cos it banishes your deck master to your deck, as he was on the field when It was played."
"Butitwasn't.... destroyed..."
"I know, you're still in the game."
The 3 players shuffled their decks and drew.
"YourealiseifI.... draw emerald chest....youlose."
"That's a risk I have to take, nowI asummon spear cretin in attack mode, and wipe out your last 100 attack points."
A diminutive creature hopped onto the field and stuck a small spear into Mathew.
'500' appeared in the air above his head as he breathed in the last of the smoke.
The pyramid around his neck flashed for a second, and he said clearly:
"Here, take my two decks, spare the girl, I shouldn't have drawn her into this, and I'll give you my neck—chain in the hope we'll duel again, and you can give it back to me."
Edd answered.
"I'll take you up on that, as long as we get that winged dragon of Ra."
"Done."
The American handed over the cards and the millennium puzzle, and then fell into a slouch.
The garage door opened, and fogs of smoke came out, stoning everyone who had been watching.
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(Back in L-space)
I'm sorry if you disagree with your characters nationality. Or any mannerisms they may have picked up. My plan is not to offend any body.
And the American is not captain Kirk AKA William Shatner, nice try Derek, but you don't win, if you want a clue, he isn't really, and he lived in Ankh-Morpork.
If anybody in the tournament tells me where I've stolen the new American from, then they automatically gets to the next round.
(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)
