(The Dungeon Dimensions)
# dodges demon-like things #
"Hi, as promised, this chapter will be much longer than usual, there was not enough space in l-space, so I've been forced to write it on-location in the dungeon dimensions."
#weird thing slithers past.#
"So enjoy, and watch out for any hideous monsters that may attack you."
# Enormous creature rears up behind Mr. Towel. #
"Excuse me, just one second."
#Mr. Towel whips out a lightsaber and runs towards it, Boo takes over the narration.#
"Roll the credits."
I do not own yugioh, or Cheech & Chong, or Death or that american.
Imagine a place, parallel to a dimension.
The sort of place you might find a weird mirror or a spooky door.
My friend, you have just entered.....
The stoner's realm.....
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(A cook Juggling with two knives)
(The Winged Dragon Of Ra, and Slyther the sky dragon flying together towards a boat.)
(Kaiba pointing at Obelisk the Tormentor)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(The Shadow Realm)
"The what?"
The harsh voice came again from the creature which Miswim recognised from so many times before.
"The shadow realm, the place where trapped souls wander, without hope, or happiness, ever!"
"What!?"
Miswim scrabbled in the sand looking for a rock or something, anything she could use as a weapon.
The stranger chuckled.
"My dear, I'm not here to hurt you, I just happen to be the only one who is able to help you."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, that tournament that you were in."
"What about it?"
"I can get you re-entered at round 2."
"Why would you do that? You're a duel monster."
"Recognise me do you?"
Came the harsh voice again, mocking Miswim as she sat, sprawled on the smooth, white sand of the shadow realm.
"Yes, you're Dark Necrofear."
"Quite astute, in fact I am your dark Necrofear, the one from your deck."
"So, you want to help me, because I'm your Mistress?"
"Nicely put, and as a matter of fact yes, but, you'll have to prove your worth to me first. And give me an idea of how much you are willing to stake on this one chance of happiness."
"What do you mean?"
"Miswim, earth is not as dull and boring as you think it is, Magic, powerfull magic, surrounds it from its very core."
"Oh what, lala lands and fairytales?"
"Where do you think you are now?"
"Maybe a bad dream bought on by the large amounts of marijuana I've inhaled?"
"No, this is a magical realm, parallel to the one in which you live every day."
"And you brought me here I suppose?"
"My, my, you are bright."
The duel monster seemed agitated somewhat.
"Time grows short, I must cut to the chase, there is one way you can get to round two of the tournament, one that has been fated will bring you the truth and happiness you crave from life, but never seem to be able to get."
"So I've been fated to get to round 2, how nice."
"Not so nice, that is one of many possible out comes but to get to round 2 you must risk your life repeatedly."
"On what?"
With this, the duel disk on Miswim's arm, and the doll in the dark necrofear's arm come to life.
"Should of guessed. But what if I don't want to risk my life."
"We will not duel, and then you will wake up in your bed at home wondering for the rest of your life what you might have found."
"So... if I lose then I die."
"No, you'll be stuck here for eternity, with the countless other spirits, a fate much worse than death."
"And if I win? I get through to round 2 of the tournament?"
"Don't be so naïve, you will begin a series of duels, if you lose one of them, you will die. If you want to try this opportunity, summon a deck master, if not, well, I'll say goodbye. Remember, this is a test of courage, not strength."
The secretly nervous Goth shuddered within as she looked at the cards in her deck.
"Where's my dark Necrofear?"
"I'm standing right here, since I'm the one you're duelling against, I'm not on your team."
This shook Miswim even more, no dark necrofear, it had been in her deck since she first started playing.
(The Shibousha Shourei inn) (flashback)
Miswim looked through her deck.
I've got some kick-ass cards, I'm sure to win battle city.
Her dark Necrofear card seemed to wink at her.
Then with no warning, her door slammed open.
"Miswim! Get your ass down...."
Her father paused, mid-sentence.
"What have you got there?"
He seized Miswim's deck before she could hide it.
"You playin' with these stupid cards again!? I'll ban Yoshimitzu for this!"
And with that he threw her cards out of the window.
"Now come downstairs and help out in the bar or I'll beat the shit out of you!"
He stamped off downstairs.
Miswim checked to see he'd gone, then took the single card she'd been able to hang onto out of her pocket, it was slightly crumpled, but it was her favourite.
(The shadow realm)
Miswim's hand paused over her Anubis Noir, her two favourites, battling each other, it didn't seem right, but without it as her deck master, how could she win?
"Tick tock mistress."
She said that with a sneer on her face.
"If you are unable to defeat me, or just don't want to duel, you'll have lost my respect, and that means I'll never fight for you again!"
The air shimmered as Miswim concentrated. Time for a shadow duel.
(Boat 4)
"I'm gonna whoop your ass, Kaiba."
Jinzo appeared behind the first stranger, he seemed to be the deck master of choice for the duellists the had him.
The man wore dark sunglasses and had a bandanna tied over his head, his duel disk was shaped like a cog, and the field areas were little tracks, that presumably expanded upon
"I swear I've seen you somewhere before."
"Yeah, I used to be the intercontinental duelling champion, people call me Bandit Keith. And this is my partner, Arkana, between us we cover magic and technology, there's no way you can win."
"Ha, what ever, you want to use deckmasters?"
"Why not?"
Answered Arkana.
"I'll use my dark magician!"
Kaiba stared in shock when he heard that card name.
"Oh come on, you really didn't think Yugi was the only one with Dark Magician."
Kaiba nodded, dumbfounded.
"Well you're in for a surprise, after Yugi won my other dark magician off me, I went out and got hold of a new one."
Mokuba suddenly flashed with anger at the two creeps.
"I'll use Kazejin for my deck master!!"
Seto looked at his brother and was hit by an inspirational idea.
"And I'll use Suijin."
Bandit Keith sighed.
"Fine, I'll use the auto-shuffler."
A small machine for shuffling decks of cards appeared behind bandit Keith as the cogs on his duel disk whirred, extending the field on either side.
"That looks like a puny machine."
Sneered Kaiba.
"It's as puny as the sum total of yours and your brothers deck, Kaiba."
"So pretty crap then."
"Shut up magic-man and duel, we're here to do a job."
"So normal double-duel rules then?"
"Well no, actually, we thought that the 8000 life points are shared between you...."
"So 4000 each, because those are the normal rules."
"No you Japanese prick, I mean that you share them, and share the damage. When one of you gets hit, you both suffer. And you can not use your monsters to protect each other."
"Ok then, let's duel."
Team Kaiba The Big 2
8000 8000
"Seeing as you challenged us, I'll go first."
Said Kaiba as everybody drew there cards.
"To start with I'll summon Giant Germ in defence mode and place two cards face down."
"Remember, no traps Kaiba!!"
"Shut it."
Arkana set one monster, and placed two cards face down as well, he was copied my Mokuba and Bandit Keith.
Seto drew.
Ahaha, Obelisk already, but my instinct tells me that I need to sacrifice 3 specific monsters. I'll just summon something else right now.
"La Jinn, mystical genie of the lamp, I activate la bombe which destroys all of Keith's monsters and cards on the field and attack with la jinn."
Bandit Keith's field exploded, closely followed by Kaiba's.
"What?"
"Dark Magician lets me pay 1000 life points to copy your magic card, deck master and all that, so we saved 800 life points, and now you're open to attack from me the second you finish your turn."
"Fine, I end my turn by placing one card face down."
"Now I flip my face down card, man eater bug to destroy Mokuba's monster."
The face down card exploded into a thousand shards."
"Then I play a card you may be familiar with, using I sacrifice man eater bug to summon sangan of thunder. I think Kaiba may like a direct attack as he was the one who invented it."
"Not so fast, I Suijin lets me sacrifice a magic/trap card from my field to reduce ur attack to zero, Moki's turn next I think."
"Grr, okay Kaiba, your brother can have his turn."
"Thanks bro, i..."
"Mokuba, summon your deck master!"
"What?"
"Trust me!"
"Ha, your brother's just trying to remove you from the equation to make things easier for himself, because if your deck master dies, you'll be out of the game, and he won't be have to 'look after you,' Mokuba, you are a weakness, because we can get his life points through you, and if you summon your deck master I can destroy it."
Bandit Keith's tirade petered out.
"That's a pretty poor excuse at a mind game bandit keith, I've heard much better from the big 5 and that was nothing, if anything you should try to destroy my deck master while you have the chance because me and my brother are going to kick you into the middle of next week, this duel will be over before you can sing the whole of Las stop this town because after this duel, you won't be stopping in this tournament any more, so I summon Kazejin to the field!"
Mokuba's deck master came to the field.
"Now I attack you directly bandit Keith!"
Kazjin fired a tornado at the American and 2400 dropped away from the big 2's life points.
"Now, Band-aid Keith, come get some!"
The American stared at the pre-teen angrily, how dare he make a mockery of him, Keith drew, but took his card from a little slot under the deck.
"I'll crush you, I activate my deckmasters ability!! Card Picker!!"
"What?"
"I can pay half my life points to pick any one card from any deck in play, and auto shuffler will bring it out, and it shall be my new deck master, and I pick your god card Kaiba, Obelisk the tormentor!!"
A small tractor beam in Keith's duel disk reached out and pulled the god card to the thief.
"Wow, I guess that's lucky for me, and unlucky for you ey?"
Kaiba just glared. Almost hiding the superior smirk that always occupied his face when he knew he would win.
"You forget Keith, You can't summon it to the field, auto shuffler can't sustain it outside of the deck master position unless it's under 4 stars, and obelisk has 10 stars."
"Did I say I was finished? I summon Gradius, and 2 options, then I tribute them to activate Mechanization!"
Obelisk's face crumbled off to reveal a harsh metal version, it shrugged its shoulders and more rock fell off, it took a step forward onto the field and the rest of the rock crashed to the floor cutting the big 2's life points down by another quarter.
Team Kaiba The Big 2
8000 2000
"Now finally, I use monster reborn to bring back Gradius. You see Mechanization allows auto shuffler to control it if the requisite number of monsters are sacrificed to bring the monster to the field, and it surpresseses its special ability of negating magic cards after one turn! Now lock down will stop Kazejin from interfering."
The fighter jet flew out of the grave. And a cage dropped around Mokuba's monster.
"And I sacrifice Gradius to raise Obelisk's attack by another 4000!"
The fighter jet flew up, flipped onto its back and went behind Obelisk, there it went into a dive, or what was a climb to the upside down jet, and looped up to latch into place on the mechanized monster's back.
"Kaiba, you pay for your betrayal, Obelisk attack!!"
Seto calmly laid a card on the field, and obelisk ran full pelt into a wall of Kuribohs.
"Yugi convinced me to put 1 in my deck; I guess it was useful after all."
Gradius exploded.
"Your turn Kaiba."
"I'll finish what Moki started, I summon Suijin to the field."
The ghost-like water elemental passed through Kaiba and onto the field.
"Now we drop 1000 life points to use Game controller and take control of your sangan of thunder. Mokuba? Can I borrow your monster?"
"Of course Seto!"
"I activate Polymerisation! To fuse mine and Mokuba's deckmasters and the monster I took from you Arkana to summon Gate Guardian! Brother to Exodia!"
The 3 monsters fused together to form one big creature.
As one the two Kaibas shouted:
"Gate Guardian! Attack Arkana directly!"
"Not agaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"
The giant monster fired a trilogy of elements at the master of magicians.
(boat 5)
A big lump of shit landed on Yugi.
"Mexico burrito's gives your monsters diahoreah man, your monsters attack is taken from your life points and your monster, so mine won."
"No, my most powerful monster!"
"Yes man, now Bleached summoned skull! Attack and wipe him out!"
The effect monster fired electricity at Yugi, but a Kuriboh blocked the attack.
"What was that man? Summoned skull, you can do it!"
The monster launched another attack and it was absorbed by another Kuriboh, soon they were every where.
"Cheech,-san, my Kuriboh's deck master ability is that it can summon a wall of Kuribohs to block an attack by you, and, it summons Kuriboh swarm in defence mode."
"Fine, your turn again midget boy."
Yugi drew beta the magnet warrior, this was just like playing happy families.
"I have a set!"
He yelled
"What man?"
"From my hand I sacrifice alpha, beta and gamma, the magnet warriors to soummon Valkyron, the magnet warrior!"
The monster with 3300 attack appeared on the field.
"Now attack his summoned skull!"
The machine monster charged towards the skeletal monster, but his attack rose by 500, and Valkyron's decreased by 300
"What's going on?"
The magnet warrior smashed summoned skull into a tree, but not before it fired a bolt of electricity into Valkyron's face, they both exploded together.
"I played overload, it's a magic card that makes Bleached Summoned Skull gets an extra 500 attack against machines, and they lose 300, so they destroyed each other."
"Fine, your turn."
"I summon La jinn and attack Kuriboh swarm."
The genie blew up a couple of Kurbohs, but still they multiplied.
"Kuriboh swarm can't be destroyed, I summon Vorse Raider and destroy La jinn."
Yugi Cheech
2000 2900
"I summon one monster in defence, and end my turn."
"Haha, I summon dark elf, and switch Kuriboh swarm into attack and destroy your face down monster with Vorse raider, then Kuriboh swarm takes 900 directly off your life points, and I pay 1000 life points to take the rest off."
On Yugi's visor, the words were displayed:
Yugi Cheech
1000 0000
Yugi wins prize of 1500 points for extra style in taking the exact amount off Cheech's life points. Yugi, take your prize.
"I'll have your Mexican Buritto thanks, I guess I'll see you in round 2?"
"Sure what ever man."
The two Mexicans walked off, Yugi had gained 2500 points for the tournament and was feeling pretty chuffed with himself.
"Ok Joey, I want to win Yami back off you."
"Err okay, follow me."
(Bakura's room)
A mysterious figure in a silvery turban now stood where Bakura had been before, in his eye was the millennium eye.
"Ah, so you finally come for me ey? I've held you off for 3000 years."
AND YOU COULD FOR ANOTHER 3000.
"What?"
The turban flowed slightly, and someone watching would have seen that it was in fact Ryou Bakura's hair was twisted around his head to simulate the turban.
I AM GIVING YOU A CHANCE OF HAVING A LIFETIME, IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN ONE DUEL MONSTERS DUEL I SHALL FLIP YOUR LIFETIMER AND YOU SHALL LIVE FOR A FURTHER 3000 YEARS.
"I accept."
(Bakura's room)(One short duel later.)
"So I'm going to die?"
NOW
The grim reaper swung his scythe and impaled the millennium eye, cutting the blue aura that held Simon's form to Bakura's body.
Ryou fell over and the millennium eye rolled onto the floor, bereft of its spirit.
Death climbed on his horse that had just arrived and had been there for ages, he slipped the soul into one of the saddlebags,
COME BINKY
He rode through the wall.
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(Back with Edd in the dungeon dimensions)
The cliffy monster has been vanquished, and normal chapters shall be resumed shortly, thank you for reading my made for chapter movie.
If anybody in the tournament tells me where I've stolen the new American from, then they automatically gets to the next round.
(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)
# dodges demon-like things #
"Hi, as promised, this chapter will be much longer than usual, there was not enough space in l-space, so I've been forced to write it on-location in the dungeon dimensions."
#weird thing slithers past.#
"So enjoy, and watch out for any hideous monsters that may attack you."
# Enormous creature rears up behind Mr. Towel. #
"Excuse me, just one second."
#Mr. Towel whips out a lightsaber and runs towards it, Boo takes over the narration.#
"Roll the credits."
I do not own yugioh, or Cheech & Chong, or Death or that american.
Imagine a place, parallel to a dimension.
The sort of place you might find a weird mirror or a spooky door.
My friend, you have just entered.....
The stoner's realm.....
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(A cook Juggling with two knives)
(The Winged Dragon Of Ra, and Slyther the sky dragon flying together towards a boat.)
(Kaiba pointing at Obelisk the Tormentor)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(The Shadow Realm)
"The what?"
The harsh voice came again from the creature which Miswim recognised from so many times before.
"The shadow realm, the place where trapped souls wander, without hope, or happiness, ever!"
"What!?"
Miswim scrabbled in the sand looking for a rock or something, anything she could use as a weapon.
The stranger chuckled.
"My dear, I'm not here to hurt you, I just happen to be the only one who is able to help you."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, that tournament that you were in."
"What about it?"
"I can get you re-entered at round 2."
"Why would you do that? You're a duel monster."
"Recognise me do you?"
Came the harsh voice again, mocking Miswim as she sat, sprawled on the smooth, white sand of the shadow realm.
"Yes, you're Dark Necrofear."
"Quite astute, in fact I am your dark Necrofear, the one from your deck."
"So, you want to help me, because I'm your Mistress?"
"Nicely put, and as a matter of fact yes, but, you'll have to prove your worth to me first. And give me an idea of how much you are willing to stake on this one chance of happiness."
"What do you mean?"
"Miswim, earth is not as dull and boring as you think it is, Magic, powerfull magic, surrounds it from its very core."
"Oh what, lala lands and fairytales?"
"Where do you think you are now?"
"Maybe a bad dream bought on by the large amounts of marijuana I've inhaled?"
"No, this is a magical realm, parallel to the one in which you live every day."
"And you brought me here I suppose?"
"My, my, you are bright."
The duel monster seemed agitated somewhat.
"Time grows short, I must cut to the chase, there is one way you can get to round two of the tournament, one that has been fated will bring you the truth and happiness you crave from life, but never seem to be able to get."
"So I've been fated to get to round 2, how nice."
"Not so nice, that is one of many possible out comes but to get to round 2 you must risk your life repeatedly."
"On what?"
With this, the duel disk on Miswim's arm, and the doll in the dark necrofear's arm come to life.
"Should of guessed. But what if I don't want to risk my life."
"We will not duel, and then you will wake up in your bed at home wondering for the rest of your life what you might have found."
"So... if I lose then I die."
"No, you'll be stuck here for eternity, with the countless other spirits, a fate much worse than death."
"And if I win? I get through to round 2 of the tournament?"
"Don't be so naïve, you will begin a series of duels, if you lose one of them, you will die. If you want to try this opportunity, summon a deck master, if not, well, I'll say goodbye. Remember, this is a test of courage, not strength."
The secretly nervous Goth shuddered within as she looked at the cards in her deck.
"Where's my dark Necrofear?"
"I'm standing right here, since I'm the one you're duelling against, I'm not on your team."
This shook Miswim even more, no dark necrofear, it had been in her deck since she first started playing.
(The Shibousha Shourei inn) (flashback)
Miswim looked through her deck.
I've got some kick-ass cards, I'm sure to win battle city.
Her dark Necrofear card seemed to wink at her.
Then with no warning, her door slammed open.
"Miswim! Get your ass down...."
Her father paused, mid-sentence.
"What have you got there?"
He seized Miswim's deck before she could hide it.
"You playin' with these stupid cards again!? I'll ban Yoshimitzu for this!"
And with that he threw her cards out of the window.
"Now come downstairs and help out in the bar or I'll beat the shit out of you!"
He stamped off downstairs.
Miswim checked to see he'd gone, then took the single card she'd been able to hang onto out of her pocket, it was slightly crumpled, but it was her favourite.
(The shadow realm)
Miswim's hand paused over her Anubis Noir, her two favourites, battling each other, it didn't seem right, but without it as her deck master, how could she win?
"Tick tock mistress."
She said that with a sneer on her face.
"If you are unable to defeat me, or just don't want to duel, you'll have lost my respect, and that means I'll never fight for you again!"
The air shimmered as Miswim concentrated. Time for a shadow duel.
(Boat 4)
"I'm gonna whoop your ass, Kaiba."
Jinzo appeared behind the first stranger, he seemed to be the deck master of choice for the duellists the had him.
The man wore dark sunglasses and had a bandanna tied over his head, his duel disk was shaped like a cog, and the field areas were little tracks, that presumably expanded upon
"I swear I've seen you somewhere before."
"Yeah, I used to be the intercontinental duelling champion, people call me Bandit Keith. And this is my partner, Arkana, between us we cover magic and technology, there's no way you can win."
"Ha, what ever, you want to use deckmasters?"
"Why not?"
Answered Arkana.
"I'll use my dark magician!"
Kaiba stared in shock when he heard that card name.
"Oh come on, you really didn't think Yugi was the only one with Dark Magician."
Kaiba nodded, dumbfounded.
"Well you're in for a surprise, after Yugi won my other dark magician off me, I went out and got hold of a new one."
Mokuba suddenly flashed with anger at the two creeps.
"I'll use Kazejin for my deck master!!"
Seto looked at his brother and was hit by an inspirational idea.
"And I'll use Suijin."
Bandit Keith sighed.
"Fine, I'll use the auto-shuffler."
A small machine for shuffling decks of cards appeared behind bandit Keith as the cogs on his duel disk whirred, extending the field on either side.
"That looks like a puny machine."
Sneered Kaiba.
"It's as puny as the sum total of yours and your brothers deck, Kaiba."
"So pretty crap then."
"Shut up magic-man and duel, we're here to do a job."
"So normal double-duel rules then?"
"Well no, actually, we thought that the 8000 life points are shared between you...."
"So 4000 each, because those are the normal rules."
"No you Japanese prick, I mean that you share them, and share the damage. When one of you gets hit, you both suffer. And you can not use your monsters to protect each other."
"Ok then, let's duel."
Team Kaiba The Big 2
8000 8000
"Seeing as you challenged us, I'll go first."
Said Kaiba as everybody drew there cards.
"To start with I'll summon Giant Germ in defence mode and place two cards face down."
"Remember, no traps Kaiba!!"
"Shut it."
Arkana set one monster, and placed two cards face down as well, he was copied my Mokuba and Bandit Keith.
Seto drew.
Ahaha, Obelisk already, but my instinct tells me that I need to sacrifice 3 specific monsters. I'll just summon something else right now.
"La Jinn, mystical genie of the lamp, I activate la bombe which destroys all of Keith's monsters and cards on the field and attack with la jinn."
Bandit Keith's field exploded, closely followed by Kaiba's.
"What?"
"Dark Magician lets me pay 1000 life points to copy your magic card, deck master and all that, so we saved 800 life points, and now you're open to attack from me the second you finish your turn."
"Fine, I end my turn by placing one card face down."
"Now I flip my face down card, man eater bug to destroy Mokuba's monster."
The face down card exploded into a thousand shards."
"Then I play a card you may be familiar with, using I sacrifice man eater bug to summon sangan of thunder. I think Kaiba may like a direct attack as he was the one who invented it."
"Not so fast, I Suijin lets me sacrifice a magic/trap card from my field to reduce ur attack to zero, Moki's turn next I think."
"Grr, okay Kaiba, your brother can have his turn."
"Thanks bro, i..."
"Mokuba, summon your deck master!"
"What?"
"Trust me!"
"Ha, your brother's just trying to remove you from the equation to make things easier for himself, because if your deck master dies, you'll be out of the game, and he won't be have to 'look after you,' Mokuba, you are a weakness, because we can get his life points through you, and if you summon your deck master I can destroy it."
Bandit Keith's tirade petered out.
"That's a pretty poor excuse at a mind game bandit keith, I've heard much better from the big 5 and that was nothing, if anything you should try to destroy my deck master while you have the chance because me and my brother are going to kick you into the middle of next week, this duel will be over before you can sing the whole of Las stop this town because after this duel, you won't be stopping in this tournament any more, so I summon Kazejin to the field!"
Mokuba's deck master came to the field.
"Now I attack you directly bandit Keith!"
Kazjin fired a tornado at the American and 2400 dropped away from the big 2's life points.
"Now, Band-aid Keith, come get some!"
The American stared at the pre-teen angrily, how dare he make a mockery of him, Keith drew, but took his card from a little slot under the deck.
"I'll crush you, I activate my deckmasters ability!! Card Picker!!"
"What?"
"I can pay half my life points to pick any one card from any deck in play, and auto shuffler will bring it out, and it shall be my new deck master, and I pick your god card Kaiba, Obelisk the tormentor!!"
A small tractor beam in Keith's duel disk reached out and pulled the god card to the thief.
"Wow, I guess that's lucky for me, and unlucky for you ey?"
Kaiba just glared. Almost hiding the superior smirk that always occupied his face when he knew he would win.
"You forget Keith, You can't summon it to the field, auto shuffler can't sustain it outside of the deck master position unless it's under 4 stars, and obelisk has 10 stars."
"Did I say I was finished? I summon Gradius, and 2 options, then I tribute them to activate Mechanization!"
Obelisk's face crumbled off to reveal a harsh metal version, it shrugged its shoulders and more rock fell off, it took a step forward onto the field and the rest of the rock crashed to the floor cutting the big 2's life points down by another quarter.
Team Kaiba The Big 2
8000 2000
"Now finally, I use monster reborn to bring back Gradius. You see Mechanization allows auto shuffler to control it if the requisite number of monsters are sacrificed to bring the monster to the field, and it surpresseses its special ability of negating magic cards after one turn! Now lock down will stop Kazejin from interfering."
The fighter jet flew out of the grave. And a cage dropped around Mokuba's monster.
"And I sacrifice Gradius to raise Obelisk's attack by another 4000!"
The fighter jet flew up, flipped onto its back and went behind Obelisk, there it went into a dive, or what was a climb to the upside down jet, and looped up to latch into place on the mechanized monster's back.
"Kaiba, you pay for your betrayal, Obelisk attack!!"
Seto calmly laid a card on the field, and obelisk ran full pelt into a wall of Kuribohs.
"Yugi convinced me to put 1 in my deck; I guess it was useful after all."
Gradius exploded.
"Your turn Kaiba."
"I'll finish what Moki started, I summon Suijin to the field."
The ghost-like water elemental passed through Kaiba and onto the field.
"Now we drop 1000 life points to use Game controller and take control of your sangan of thunder. Mokuba? Can I borrow your monster?"
"Of course Seto!"
"I activate Polymerisation! To fuse mine and Mokuba's deckmasters and the monster I took from you Arkana to summon Gate Guardian! Brother to Exodia!"
The 3 monsters fused together to form one big creature.
As one the two Kaibas shouted:
"Gate Guardian! Attack Arkana directly!"
"Not agaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"
The giant monster fired a trilogy of elements at the master of magicians.
(boat 5)
A big lump of shit landed on Yugi.
"Mexico burrito's gives your monsters diahoreah man, your monsters attack is taken from your life points and your monster, so mine won."
"No, my most powerful monster!"
"Yes man, now Bleached summoned skull! Attack and wipe him out!"
The effect monster fired electricity at Yugi, but a Kuriboh blocked the attack.
"What was that man? Summoned skull, you can do it!"
The monster launched another attack and it was absorbed by another Kuriboh, soon they were every where.
"Cheech,-san, my Kuriboh's deck master ability is that it can summon a wall of Kuribohs to block an attack by you, and, it summons Kuriboh swarm in defence mode."
"Fine, your turn again midget boy."
Yugi drew beta the magnet warrior, this was just like playing happy families.
"I have a set!"
He yelled
"What man?"
"From my hand I sacrifice alpha, beta and gamma, the magnet warriors to soummon Valkyron, the magnet warrior!"
The monster with 3300 attack appeared on the field.
"Now attack his summoned skull!"
The machine monster charged towards the skeletal monster, but his attack rose by 500, and Valkyron's decreased by 300
"What's going on?"
The magnet warrior smashed summoned skull into a tree, but not before it fired a bolt of electricity into Valkyron's face, they both exploded together.
"I played overload, it's a magic card that makes Bleached Summoned Skull gets an extra 500 attack against machines, and they lose 300, so they destroyed each other."
"Fine, your turn."
"I summon La jinn and attack Kuriboh swarm."
The genie blew up a couple of Kurbohs, but still they multiplied.
"Kuriboh swarm can't be destroyed, I summon Vorse Raider and destroy La jinn."
Yugi Cheech
2000 2900
"I summon one monster in defence, and end my turn."
"Haha, I summon dark elf, and switch Kuriboh swarm into attack and destroy your face down monster with Vorse raider, then Kuriboh swarm takes 900 directly off your life points, and I pay 1000 life points to take the rest off."
On Yugi's visor, the words were displayed:
Yugi Cheech
1000 0000
Yugi wins prize of 1500 points for extra style in taking the exact amount off Cheech's life points. Yugi, take your prize.
"I'll have your Mexican Buritto thanks, I guess I'll see you in round 2?"
"Sure what ever man."
The two Mexicans walked off, Yugi had gained 2500 points for the tournament and was feeling pretty chuffed with himself.
"Ok Joey, I want to win Yami back off you."
"Err okay, follow me."
(Bakura's room)
A mysterious figure in a silvery turban now stood where Bakura had been before, in his eye was the millennium eye.
"Ah, so you finally come for me ey? I've held you off for 3000 years."
AND YOU COULD FOR ANOTHER 3000.
"What?"
The turban flowed slightly, and someone watching would have seen that it was in fact Ryou Bakura's hair was twisted around his head to simulate the turban.
I AM GIVING YOU A CHANCE OF HAVING A LIFETIME, IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN ONE DUEL MONSTERS DUEL I SHALL FLIP YOUR LIFETIMER AND YOU SHALL LIVE FOR A FURTHER 3000 YEARS.
"I accept."
(Bakura's room)(One short duel later.)
"So I'm going to die?"
NOW
The grim reaper swung his scythe and impaled the millennium eye, cutting the blue aura that held Simon's form to Bakura's body.
Ryou fell over and the millennium eye rolled onto the floor, bereft of its spirit.
Death climbed on his horse that had just arrived and had been there for ages, he slipped the soul into one of the saddlebags,
COME BINKY
He rode through the wall.
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(Back with Edd in the dungeon dimensions)
The cliffy monster has been vanquished, and normal chapters shall be resumed shortly, thank you for reading my made for chapter movie.
If anybody in the tournament tells me where I've stolen the new American from, then they automatically gets to the next round.
(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)
