(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old
keyboard)
Welcome back to L-space, unfortunately neither Bakura will be in this chapter as they were injured by the creatures from the dungeon dimensions, so the mystery about their duel with Death will remain a mystery till next chappie. Back to the old credits now, they will change again when we reach the second round, or a really important chapter comes up.
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or Garth Merengi's darkplace, or Cheech or chong.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(The Shadow realm)
Miswim grew wings and took on a ghostly form.
She gasped in amazement.
"Here, you are your deck master!"
Explained the dark necrofear.
Miswim exhulted in the new experience, she let her ghostly body begin to dissipate, then pulled it together, she jumped, flapped her wings, and rose into the air.
She laughed in joy for what felt like the first time in her life as she soared through the air.
"Don't get to attached or you may not want to come back. The flying isn't as fun after 2 millenia."
Miswim swooped in and landed in front of the dark necrofear.
"You know from personal experience?"
"Every creature in this realm once used to be mortal, then they lost a duel, and became their Ka spirits, the monster they trusted the most, or just the monster who happened to be their deck master at the time."
"I've heard about duel monsters coming from Egypt, but I thought Deck masters had only just been invented."
The duel monster just laughed with scorn.
"No, Seto Kaiba was trapped in a virtual reality game with his step-brother who had been to a revealing of an ancient tablet depicting the deck master rules, it was the 3rd to last duel system before the world was almost destroyed, but I speak too much."
"Did you use to be a human?"
Miswim had obviously struck a nerve.
The creature's voice lost all emotion and reverted back to the harsh whisper.
"Duel! Now!"
Miswim summoned her first monster, face down, she followed it up with two trap cards.
I gotta find some more about her
"I activate the magical desstiney board."
Whispered the dark necrofear.
"I discard magical bob to activate magic jammer, whenever magical bob is discarded from the hand to the grave, he appears on the field."
"Fine, I lay down 2 cards and summon vengeful bob, attack!"
The monster destroyed his likely named twin, inflicting a hundred to Miswim's life points.
Around her the fog grew slightly thicker.
"Now Vengeful bob has 700 more attack points because a monster called Bob has been sent to the grave."
Muttered Miswim, recognising the card from her collection of 5 'Bob' spirit cards.
"But luckily for me when a monster with the word Bob in its name dies, mourning Bob can be summoned from my hand."
"No, lucky for the both of us."
The two Bob monsters both appeared on the field.
Miswim finally worked it out.
"You have my deck!"
"Took you a while, yes, apart from your Anubis Noir card, I have every single card in your deck, this is the ultimate test of your skills."
"How did you get trapped here?"
The dark Necrofear sighed.
"In Egypt 3000 years ago I was a, well I guess you would have called me a prostitute, only I didn't get paid."
"What, so you ... were a slave girl?"
"Yes, I was in the pharoh's harem, and because he enjoyed duel monsters so much as a game, all us girls learnt to play it..."
(Boat 1)
"I bet you were pretty good."
Yugi walked with Joey down the corridor, as the blonde tried to explain what had happened that morning.
"Yes, I was doing pretty well, until..."
"Until what?"
Said Yugi, becoming slightly suspicious;
"Until he summoned Exodia Neccross."
"Kaiba told me about that monster, what happened?"
"Well, I had him down to a hundred life points.... Then he summoned Exodia Necross, megamorphed it, and got my life points directly."
"Joey, please tell me.... He didn't..."
"He won Yugi, and Yami insisted that he go with him, something seemed to be up."
Yugi sunk to the floor his head in his hands.
"Do you still have your deck?"
"I gave him the one I'd won from Marik."
"Ok, here's what I'm going to do, give me your deck and trunk, and we'll prepare a deck specifically to take him out, I need to find Kaiba, he'll be able to help me."
(Boat 4)
"Hand over your decks, we get your points to, and you two are out of the tournament."
Kaiba growled at the two.
"I knew we'd lose, how did I let you talk me into this Keeith? Now I've lost my deck!"
Arkana smacked Bandit Keith across the back of the head.
"Don't worry, our bosses will give us our decks back, they didn't expect us to win, we just have to deliver a message, and don't touch me ever again!"
Bandit Keith knocked Arkana to the floor and handed the 2 decks to Seto.
"What's the message your delivering punk?"
"My bosses told me to tell you to be prepared, they are coming."
"What?"
"They are coming."
With this Keith faded from view till all that was left was his hand.
Kaiba stared at it in bewilderment as it rose, lowered, then went from one side to the next.
As it swung to slap him, Kaiba snatched it out of the air and delivered a kick to where Keith's head should have been, but the invisible American had lowered it and head butted Kaiba in the chest, before his last hand disappeared, and footsteps appeared in the silvery sand that was still being projected by the duel disks.
(Back in L-space)
(Swivels round in chair)
Well wasn't that nice, I wonder what conclusions my 2 readers are going to jump to from that
U no the drill
(Disappears in a puff of smoke that smells of; hey, you know, rings, they're round right, and hard on the outside, and soft in the middle, they're like, hard and soft at the same time.)
In front of you is one exit, the review button.
Welcome back to L-space, unfortunately neither Bakura will be in this chapter as they were injured by the creatures from the dungeon dimensions, so the mystery about their duel with Death will remain a mystery till next chappie. Back to the old credits now, they will change again when we reach the second round, or a really important chapter comes up.
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or Garth Merengi's darkplace, or Cheech or chong.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
(The Shadow realm)
Miswim grew wings and took on a ghostly form.
She gasped in amazement.
"Here, you are your deck master!"
Explained the dark necrofear.
Miswim exhulted in the new experience, she let her ghostly body begin to dissipate, then pulled it together, she jumped, flapped her wings, and rose into the air.
She laughed in joy for what felt like the first time in her life as she soared through the air.
"Don't get to attached or you may not want to come back. The flying isn't as fun after 2 millenia."
Miswim swooped in and landed in front of the dark necrofear.
"You know from personal experience?"
"Every creature in this realm once used to be mortal, then they lost a duel, and became their Ka spirits, the monster they trusted the most, or just the monster who happened to be their deck master at the time."
"I've heard about duel monsters coming from Egypt, but I thought Deck masters had only just been invented."
The duel monster just laughed with scorn.
"No, Seto Kaiba was trapped in a virtual reality game with his step-brother who had been to a revealing of an ancient tablet depicting the deck master rules, it was the 3rd to last duel system before the world was almost destroyed, but I speak too much."
"Did you use to be a human?"
Miswim had obviously struck a nerve.
The creature's voice lost all emotion and reverted back to the harsh whisper.
"Duel! Now!"
Miswim summoned her first monster, face down, she followed it up with two trap cards.
I gotta find some more about her
"I activate the magical desstiney board."
Whispered the dark necrofear.
"I discard magical bob to activate magic jammer, whenever magical bob is discarded from the hand to the grave, he appears on the field."
"Fine, I lay down 2 cards and summon vengeful bob, attack!"
The monster destroyed his likely named twin, inflicting a hundred to Miswim's life points.
Around her the fog grew slightly thicker.
"Now Vengeful bob has 700 more attack points because a monster called Bob has been sent to the grave."
Muttered Miswim, recognising the card from her collection of 5 'Bob' spirit cards.
"But luckily for me when a monster with the word Bob in its name dies, mourning Bob can be summoned from my hand."
"No, lucky for the both of us."
The two Bob monsters both appeared on the field.
Miswim finally worked it out.
"You have my deck!"
"Took you a while, yes, apart from your Anubis Noir card, I have every single card in your deck, this is the ultimate test of your skills."
"How did you get trapped here?"
The dark Necrofear sighed.
"In Egypt 3000 years ago I was a, well I guess you would have called me a prostitute, only I didn't get paid."
"What, so you ... were a slave girl?"
"Yes, I was in the pharoh's harem, and because he enjoyed duel monsters so much as a game, all us girls learnt to play it..."
(Boat 1)
"I bet you were pretty good."
Yugi walked with Joey down the corridor, as the blonde tried to explain what had happened that morning.
"Yes, I was doing pretty well, until..."
"Until what?"
Said Yugi, becoming slightly suspicious;
"Until he summoned Exodia Neccross."
"Kaiba told me about that monster, what happened?"
"Well, I had him down to a hundred life points.... Then he summoned Exodia Necross, megamorphed it, and got my life points directly."
"Joey, please tell me.... He didn't..."
"He won Yugi, and Yami insisted that he go with him, something seemed to be up."
Yugi sunk to the floor his head in his hands.
"Do you still have your deck?"
"I gave him the one I'd won from Marik."
"Ok, here's what I'm going to do, give me your deck and trunk, and we'll prepare a deck specifically to take him out, I need to find Kaiba, he'll be able to help me."
(Boat 4)
"Hand over your decks, we get your points to, and you two are out of the tournament."
Kaiba growled at the two.
"I knew we'd lose, how did I let you talk me into this Keeith? Now I've lost my deck!"
Arkana smacked Bandit Keith across the back of the head.
"Don't worry, our bosses will give us our decks back, they didn't expect us to win, we just have to deliver a message, and don't touch me ever again!"
Bandit Keith knocked Arkana to the floor and handed the 2 decks to Seto.
"What's the message your delivering punk?"
"My bosses told me to tell you to be prepared, they are coming."
"What?"
"They are coming."
With this Keith faded from view till all that was left was his hand.
Kaiba stared at it in bewilderment as it rose, lowered, then went from one side to the next.
As it swung to slap him, Kaiba snatched it out of the air and delivered a kick to where Keith's head should have been, but the invisible American had lowered it and head butted Kaiba in the chest, before his last hand disappeared, and footsteps appeared in the silvery sand that was still being projected by the duel disks.
(Back in L-space)
(Swivels round in chair)
Well wasn't that nice, I wonder what conclusions my 2 readers are going to jump to from that
U no the drill
(Disappears in a puff of smoke that smells of; hey, you know, rings, they're round right, and hard on the outside, and soft in the middle, they're like, hard and soft at the same time.)
In front of you is one exit, the review button.
