(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old
keyboard)
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or Garth Merengi's darkplace, or Cheech or chong, and neither do Almighty Bob or Douglas Adams.
Oh and {} now signifies thought as ff.net kept cutting out the hash's.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(The Shadow realm)
"Your move Miswim."
"I use monster reborn to bring magical Bob back from the field, and with two 'bob' monsters on the field, friendly Bob is special summoned, and when 3 Bob monsters are on the field, I can fuse them together to summon The Almighty Bob (3000,4000)."
The God from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy came to life;
"Now whenever the almighty Bob is summoned to the field, he gains 500 attack and defence points from any bob card currently in play, bringing him up to a total of 4000 attack and 5000 defence."
"Good move mistress, incidentally, do you know why Pegasus created these 'Bob' cards?"
"You haven't heard of the Egyptian Bob monsters?"
"No, you mean Egyptian gods, for he created these while high as a tribute to Douglas Adams, as Pegasus is a great fan. And for almighty Bob to attack you have to sacrifice a monster from your hand each turn using the magic card Perfectly normal sandwich or else he can't attack, and since you don't have that card, almighty Bob is pretty useless."
"Not if I put him in defence mode."
Almighty Bob glowed blue for a second and resembled a monster Miswim had seen only once before.
"Now you can't attack my life points directly. Now, I haven't summoned a monster this turn, so I summon Zombyra the dark and destroy your vengeful Bob and 200 lp. Your turn"
Now the spirit was losing, but still by a very small margin.
The monster drew and recited more from her life story;
"I became very talented at duelling, and soon became one of the pharaoh's favourites, until one night when he was away on a 'diplomatic' mission to what is now known as England, his high priest Set confronted me."
(Flash back)
"Well, slave, while the pharaoh's gone, I'm in charge, and I need to try out my new tactics for when he gets back, I will play you, and if you lose I will bed you."
"Yes Master."
Said the dejected slave.
So, they duelled, and a little under ten minutes later;
"You lose slave girl, and so pitifully as well, you do not deserve your place in the pharaoh's harem, away with you, To THE SHADOW REALM!!!"
With this set trapped the unfortunate girl in the body of a spirit monster, and sealed her in the shadow realm, from which she managed to use her body's skills to link with the minds of the people who owned her tablet, and later, her card.
(The Shadow realm)
During this story, the dark necrofear laid a monster in defence mode, and played two cards face down.
"I never saw Egypt or the Pharaoh again. Your move."
"Oh, I see what you're doing; you're distracting me from the duel!"
Yelled Miswim suddenly
"This is all a bunch of lies isn't it!? You're definitely not my dark necrofear; I worked it out when you switched to the 3rd person for your story!"
"Maybe, or maybe not, but you must still play the duel."
"Very well, I summon my vengeful Bob, raising almighty Bob's defence by another 500, then Zombyra the dark! Actually wait a second."
Her mournful Bob has 1100 attack and 2000 defence, and yet she didn't switch it into defence against Zombyra the dark, who has 800 more attack than Bob still, those 4 face down cards must be part of some plan. I have nothing that can destroy those cards so I'll have to trust in my trap card and my monster.
"Zombyra, attack!!"
The cloaked figure swung his sword at the weeping bob monster, and as he slashed down, Dark Necrofear activated mirror force, but Miswim was ready and activated 7 tools of the bandit, the mystical energy that reflected Zombyra's attack fell apart just as Zombyra reached it, taking 1000 off Miswim's lp, but Zomyra proceeded to destroy mournful Bob, and remove 800 from the dark necrofear's life points.
"Impressive."
Came the harsh whisper again;
"You were ready for that, huh?"
"Yep, and now my vengeful Bob has 700 more attack, and can get your face down monster."
"Negate attack should take care of that, anything else?"
"No, I'll just put one card face down and end my turn."
"Ok, I'll flip my face down card, Kuriboh, and activate my face down multiply to turn it into 5, now if I activate ultimate offerings from my field, I can sacrifice 2 of them for a summoned skull, and a dark necrofear, now attack and destroy my mistress's Zombyra the dark, dark necrofear, and summoned skull, take out that vengeful Bob!"
The Kuriboh multiplied, and these were run-of-the mill Kuribohs, unlike Yugi's and took up 5 different monster spaces, two vaporised in a cloud of fuzzy light and were replaced by a summoned skull, and a dark necrofear. These two then went charging off at their respective opponents, while the 500lp penalty was exacted on the dark necrofear that was duelling.
"I activate the trap card Bobbify, and equip it to Zombyra the dark, now your dark Necrofear has killed Bob the dark, Vengeful Bob gets a revenge boost big enough to ver power your summoned skull!"
The sword wielding monster cried out;
"My name is Bob!"
As dark necrofear twisted of its head.
On the other side of the field, vengeful Bob cried out in despair and alarm, his attack rose by 700, and he sliced summoned skulls head clean off.
Miswim Dark Necrofear
6400 6300
"You can tell this duel will last for a while Mistress, why don't you resign now, and keep your body? Before you lose and I take it from you."
"Take my body?"
"Errr yes, didn't I tell you, when your mind gets trapped here, I get your body."
"Ok..."
Miswim was beginning to get freaked out, yeah sure she had played well up till now, but her enemy was only losing by 100 life points, and she had sunk some of her best tactics into the match, without almighty Bob being able to attack, she had only one chance to win.
"I summon 2 spirit Harpies, using your magic card against you!"
Miswim Dark Necrofear
5900 6300
"Well if you wish to lose faster, I didn't realise you wanted to give me your body."
Came the harsh whisper, Miswim kicked herself, how could she have believed those lies at the start.
{Oh god, did I just make a terrible mistake? Hopefully not, I better just follow this through and hope for the best, god I wish I had my dark necrofear.}
With these thoughts, dark necrofear turned to look at Miswim.
{Oh God, she can hear what I think, must... be... strong.....}
"With my deck master as who she is, each of my Harpies are at 2600 attack, now is the time to flip my swarm of shadow demons."
Miswim's monster that she had had face down throughout the duel flipped itself over, thousands of little black demons poured out of it, and they marched towards the dark necrofear on the field, swallowing it absolutely. The dark necrofear looked like a massive heaving black blob as it tried to fight off the millions of demons surrounding it, with one last agonizing cry, the support for the demons disappeared, and the demons burnt to ashes.
"Swarm of shadow demons remove your opponent's most powerful monster from play, so unluckily for you, Dark Necrofears effect will not work, now my harpies, and remaining Bob, destroy the last of her Kuribohs!"
The 3 mobile warriors on Miswim's side of the field each dispatched a fuzzy little Kuriboh until her opponent had none left.
"Your move."
Miswim began to feel happier after that move until the fiend rained on her parade.
"You do realise that in all of that my life points were not damaged, and you went from winning to losing!"
"You have no monsters left on your field, and no powerful ones in your deck.... Don't you?"
"Oh I'm sorry, when I said I had your deck, I meant I had the one you possessed before your duel that knocked you out of the tournament."
"You don't mean...."
"I activate graceful charity, and discard two monsters, I then summon dark elf. Now I activate Monster reborn to summon the winged dragon of Ra!!!"
"What?"
Miswim was almost crying in terror now, in the shadow realm, these monsters had strength, and if she lost, not only would she lose her body, but this god card might damage her mind.
"Now, I sacrifice dark elf to transfer its attack to the god card, and transfer all but 1 of my life points to Ra to make it stronger than ever!!!!"
The Egyptian god cards attack power rose from 0000 to 8299.
"Now attack one of her spirit harpies!"
Miswim's vengeful Bob, and both her spirit harpies had 2600 attack each, and her almighty Bob, in defence mode had 4500. Miswim stood no chance, she had one card left in her hand as the winged dragon swooped down on top of her, and she felt a wetness in between her legs, {it can't end like this, no, it can't}, she thought she could imagine herself defending herself with her duel disk, but then it all went black.
(Flash back)
"Here, are these yours? Someone dropped them out of the window."
Said the cloaked man;
"You better keep hold of those cards, you'll need them in the future................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."
(Flash back)
"Where the hell did these 3 cards come from? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ .............................. ............................................................................ ..........................."
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
(Shadow realm)
{The 3rd card!!!}
(Boat 17)
There was nothing on this floor of the cabin, it was all one enormous computer which controlled the steering of all 30 boats, it kept the hlo emitters on the fleet working, it processed all the information it could, and unknown to the duellists, it contained a virtual world, all bright and ready for round 3.
And it was already running.
(Yugi's room)
It was like a bad dream, what would you do if your best friend had lost half of your soul, he had looked every where for Mathew Perriwinkle and not a single person had seen him since when he fought Joey. Kaiba and Mokuba were keeping away from him and he hadn't seen Bakura, tea or Tristan since they got on the boat. The midget sighed, and went to sleep
Somewhere in the fleet, Yugi tossed in his dreams.
(L-space)
Well wasn't that fun, see you next time.
(Disappears with a puff of weird smelling smoke, leaving behind the review button as your only escape)
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or Garth Merengi's darkplace, or Cheech or chong, and neither do Almighty Bob or Douglas Adams.
Oh and {} now signifies thought as ff.net kept cutting out the hash's.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(The Shadow realm)
"Your move Miswim."
"I use monster reborn to bring magical Bob back from the field, and with two 'bob' monsters on the field, friendly Bob is special summoned, and when 3 Bob monsters are on the field, I can fuse them together to summon The Almighty Bob (3000,4000)."
The God from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy came to life;
"Now whenever the almighty Bob is summoned to the field, he gains 500 attack and defence points from any bob card currently in play, bringing him up to a total of 4000 attack and 5000 defence."
"Good move mistress, incidentally, do you know why Pegasus created these 'Bob' cards?"
"You haven't heard of the Egyptian Bob monsters?"
"No, you mean Egyptian gods, for he created these while high as a tribute to Douglas Adams, as Pegasus is a great fan. And for almighty Bob to attack you have to sacrifice a monster from your hand each turn using the magic card Perfectly normal sandwich or else he can't attack, and since you don't have that card, almighty Bob is pretty useless."
"Not if I put him in defence mode."
Almighty Bob glowed blue for a second and resembled a monster Miswim had seen only once before.
"Now you can't attack my life points directly. Now, I haven't summoned a monster this turn, so I summon Zombyra the dark and destroy your vengeful Bob and 200 lp. Your turn"
Now the spirit was losing, but still by a very small margin.
The monster drew and recited more from her life story;
"I became very talented at duelling, and soon became one of the pharaoh's favourites, until one night when he was away on a 'diplomatic' mission to what is now known as England, his high priest Set confronted me."
(Flash back)
"Well, slave, while the pharaoh's gone, I'm in charge, and I need to try out my new tactics for when he gets back, I will play you, and if you lose I will bed you."
"Yes Master."
Said the dejected slave.
So, they duelled, and a little under ten minutes later;
"You lose slave girl, and so pitifully as well, you do not deserve your place in the pharaoh's harem, away with you, To THE SHADOW REALM!!!"
With this set trapped the unfortunate girl in the body of a spirit monster, and sealed her in the shadow realm, from which she managed to use her body's skills to link with the minds of the people who owned her tablet, and later, her card.
(The Shadow realm)
During this story, the dark necrofear laid a monster in defence mode, and played two cards face down.
"I never saw Egypt or the Pharaoh again. Your move."
"Oh, I see what you're doing; you're distracting me from the duel!"
Yelled Miswim suddenly
"This is all a bunch of lies isn't it!? You're definitely not my dark necrofear; I worked it out when you switched to the 3rd person for your story!"
"Maybe, or maybe not, but you must still play the duel."
"Very well, I summon my vengeful Bob, raising almighty Bob's defence by another 500, then Zombyra the dark! Actually wait a second."
Her mournful Bob has 1100 attack and 2000 defence, and yet she didn't switch it into defence against Zombyra the dark, who has 800 more attack than Bob still, those 4 face down cards must be part of some plan. I have nothing that can destroy those cards so I'll have to trust in my trap card and my monster.
"Zombyra, attack!!"
The cloaked figure swung his sword at the weeping bob monster, and as he slashed down, Dark Necrofear activated mirror force, but Miswim was ready and activated 7 tools of the bandit, the mystical energy that reflected Zombyra's attack fell apart just as Zombyra reached it, taking 1000 off Miswim's lp, but Zomyra proceeded to destroy mournful Bob, and remove 800 from the dark necrofear's life points.
"Impressive."
Came the harsh whisper again;
"You were ready for that, huh?"
"Yep, and now my vengeful Bob has 700 more attack, and can get your face down monster."
"Negate attack should take care of that, anything else?"
"No, I'll just put one card face down and end my turn."
"Ok, I'll flip my face down card, Kuriboh, and activate my face down multiply to turn it into 5, now if I activate ultimate offerings from my field, I can sacrifice 2 of them for a summoned skull, and a dark necrofear, now attack and destroy my mistress's Zombyra the dark, dark necrofear, and summoned skull, take out that vengeful Bob!"
The Kuriboh multiplied, and these were run-of-the mill Kuribohs, unlike Yugi's and took up 5 different monster spaces, two vaporised in a cloud of fuzzy light and were replaced by a summoned skull, and a dark necrofear. These two then went charging off at their respective opponents, while the 500lp penalty was exacted on the dark necrofear that was duelling.
"I activate the trap card Bobbify, and equip it to Zombyra the dark, now your dark Necrofear has killed Bob the dark, Vengeful Bob gets a revenge boost big enough to ver power your summoned skull!"
The sword wielding monster cried out;
"My name is Bob!"
As dark necrofear twisted of its head.
On the other side of the field, vengeful Bob cried out in despair and alarm, his attack rose by 700, and he sliced summoned skulls head clean off.
Miswim Dark Necrofear
6400 6300
"You can tell this duel will last for a while Mistress, why don't you resign now, and keep your body? Before you lose and I take it from you."
"Take my body?"
"Errr yes, didn't I tell you, when your mind gets trapped here, I get your body."
"Ok..."
Miswim was beginning to get freaked out, yeah sure she had played well up till now, but her enemy was only losing by 100 life points, and she had sunk some of her best tactics into the match, without almighty Bob being able to attack, she had only one chance to win.
"I summon 2 spirit Harpies, using your magic card against you!"
Miswim Dark Necrofear
5900 6300
"Well if you wish to lose faster, I didn't realise you wanted to give me your body."
Came the harsh whisper, Miswim kicked herself, how could she have believed those lies at the start.
{Oh god, did I just make a terrible mistake? Hopefully not, I better just follow this through and hope for the best, god I wish I had my dark necrofear.}
With these thoughts, dark necrofear turned to look at Miswim.
{Oh God, she can hear what I think, must... be... strong.....}
"With my deck master as who she is, each of my Harpies are at 2600 attack, now is the time to flip my swarm of shadow demons."
Miswim's monster that she had had face down throughout the duel flipped itself over, thousands of little black demons poured out of it, and they marched towards the dark necrofear on the field, swallowing it absolutely. The dark necrofear looked like a massive heaving black blob as it tried to fight off the millions of demons surrounding it, with one last agonizing cry, the support for the demons disappeared, and the demons burnt to ashes.
"Swarm of shadow demons remove your opponent's most powerful monster from play, so unluckily for you, Dark Necrofears effect will not work, now my harpies, and remaining Bob, destroy the last of her Kuribohs!"
The 3 mobile warriors on Miswim's side of the field each dispatched a fuzzy little Kuriboh until her opponent had none left.
"Your move."
Miswim began to feel happier after that move until the fiend rained on her parade.
"You do realise that in all of that my life points were not damaged, and you went from winning to losing!"
"You have no monsters left on your field, and no powerful ones in your deck.... Don't you?"
"Oh I'm sorry, when I said I had your deck, I meant I had the one you possessed before your duel that knocked you out of the tournament."
"You don't mean...."
"I activate graceful charity, and discard two monsters, I then summon dark elf. Now I activate Monster reborn to summon the winged dragon of Ra!!!"
"What?"
Miswim was almost crying in terror now, in the shadow realm, these monsters had strength, and if she lost, not only would she lose her body, but this god card might damage her mind.
"Now, I sacrifice dark elf to transfer its attack to the god card, and transfer all but 1 of my life points to Ra to make it stronger than ever!!!!"
The Egyptian god cards attack power rose from 0000 to 8299.
"Now attack one of her spirit harpies!"
Miswim's vengeful Bob, and both her spirit harpies had 2600 attack each, and her almighty Bob, in defence mode had 4500. Miswim stood no chance, she had one card left in her hand as the winged dragon swooped down on top of her, and she felt a wetness in between her legs, {it can't end like this, no, it can't}, she thought she could imagine herself defending herself with her duel disk, but then it all went black.
(Flash back)
"Here, are these yours? Someone dropped them out of the window."
Said the cloaked man;
"You better keep hold of those cards, you'll need them in the future................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."
(Flash back)
"Where the hell did these 3 cards come from? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? From? ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ .............................. ............................................................................ ..........................."
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
"Mister?"
(Shadow realm)
{The 3rd card!!!}
(Boat 17)
There was nothing on this floor of the cabin, it was all one enormous computer which controlled the steering of all 30 boats, it kept the hlo emitters on the fleet working, it processed all the information it could, and unknown to the duellists, it contained a virtual world, all bright and ready for round 3.
And it was already running.
(Yugi's room)
It was like a bad dream, what would you do if your best friend had lost half of your soul, he had looked every where for Mathew Perriwinkle and not a single person had seen him since when he fought Joey. Kaiba and Mokuba were keeping away from him and he hadn't seen Bakura, tea or Tristan since they got on the boat. The midget sighed, and went to sleep
Somewhere in the fleet, Yugi tossed in his dreams.
(L-space)
Well wasn't that fun, see you next time.
(Disappears with a puff of weird smelling smoke, leaving behind the review button as your only escape)
