hehe... next chapter in my leetle war! lol! bear with me... like i said, any ideas will be immensely appreciated!


"Jaaack! You can't do that!" Daniel screeched.

"Wanna bet?"

"No! I'm not betting your life!"

"Oh come on! It's not that dangerous."

"Jack, don't you understand the ramifications of this!"

"Daniel? Ramifications?"

"What?"

Jack shrugged. "That's just not something you say."

"So?"

"Nothing," he shrugged again and Daniel picked up the argument. They were standing in the Debriefing Room yelling at each other, well Daniel was doing most of it.

"You just can. Not. Do. It."

"Yes I can, the iris keeps it from coming out doesn't it?"

"Yes, but that's because nothing is allowed to reintegrate, but the wormhole opens because… actually I don't know…"

"See!"

"Jack! I'm not allowing you to surf the floosh!"

A couple minutes later found Daniel dragging Jack into another room. He'd "convinced" the colonel to do something else. Once in Sam's lab, he taped the man to a chair.

"Jack, you're not going anywhere near that Stargate."

"Then I'll go to the one in Antarctica," Jack retorted.

"Jaaack!"

"Daniel?"

"URGGG!" With that Daniel stalked out of the room. Jack was happy to know that he'd successfully aggravated the archeologist, not that it was hard to do… But the poor man had underestimated Jack's Special Forces training. Within a couple minutes, Jack had slipped out of the duct tape and sneaked out of the room.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Mmm… alts Mannnehmene looks like German for –"

Whiirrr! Whiiirrr!

The gate klaxons went off loudly, startling Daniel. He looked up at the nearest one and moaned. He took off to the Control Room.

"Good God Jack… what have you done?" Dreading the worse, he ran into the Control Room and opened the blast doors that Jack had closed.

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAA! That was cool!" Daniel looked down upon the scene in shock. The colonel was shouting triumphantly with a hunk of flat metal in his hand. "DANIEL! DID YOU SEE THAT!"

"Jack, pleeeeeease tell me you didn't try to ride the floosh."

He grinned.

"Of course not you geek," he teased lightly.

"Then why's the gate open?"

"All part of the show Danny boy."

"Are you telling me the truth?"

"The whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God?"

"Yeah, something like that," Daniel intoned.

"Then yes."

"You sure?" Daniel eyeballed him with a lifted eyebrow. Jack balked at the look.

"No Daniel, I said it for your amusement," Jack said dripping with sarcasm. The gate was now off and Jack was standing alone, with his hands on his hips, shouting at Daniel.

"Okay."

Jack arrived in the Control Room a couple seconds later.

"Jack, get rid of the board."

"Right." They turned to walk out of there, but Daniel saw a certain glint in his friend's eye that simply stated "well-that-was-fun."