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I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or Garth Merengi's darkplace, or Cheech or chong, and neither do Almighty Bob or Douglas Adams.

Oh and {} now signifies thought as ff.net kept cutting out the hash's.

I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'

(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)

Cue the theme music

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(Intro scenes)

(Explosions!)

(Duels)

(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)

(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)

(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)

(Big Explosion)

YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM


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(Boat 27)

"Stay close behind me, and speak to no-one, if you must, tell them that you are being shipped off the boats, we must be quick, Tanto does not like being kept waiting."


(Boat 1)(Deck)

The smoke cleared, and neither Weevil nor Rex had any life points left.

"We win!!"

Shouted Mai and Joey together.

"Weevil and Rex hand over your decks."

"Joey, before you take my Insect Hive card, remember this, I'm not supposed to have it yet, meaning that some official will take it off you if they see you using it, and I'll get it back at the start of round 2, and you'll get kicked out of the tournament."

"I could just not use it until the tournament is over, so hows about I take it, then trade ya for 3 others from your deck with it?"

Weevil grumbled.

"I suppose that would be acceptable."

"I'm taking Rex's fossilized amber, I've read its effect and it will actually work well with my deck."

Said Mai, handing the Dino duellist's deck back to him.

Joey took 3 cards from Weevil's deck that he thought would help him, and then he turned to the insect duellist, still holding his deck in his hand.

"Weevil, I seem to remember another boat ride."

Weevil gasped, surely....

"You destroyed my friend Yugi's most powerful combo in his deck, you destroyed 2 of his Exodia pieces, without which he almost lost to some impostor with Seto Kaiba's deck, he had to rely on Kaiba, cheating for him."

"You wouldn't..."

"No Weevil, I'm not like you."

Joey through Weevil's deck at the floor in front of him, where it scattered, causing Weevil to kneel down to pick them up.

Just as Weevil slipped the last card into his deck, and put it safely back into his duel disk;

Joey stepped on his head, pinning it to the floor.

"But if you ever pull that trick again Weevil, I will, and until I say your debt is cleared, you will drop everything when I ask you to do something, and you will do it, do you understand?"

Weevil tried to buck Joey off, but he forced his foot down harder on the stoned green haired boy.

"Yes... I understand."

Joey lifted his foot and let the creep up.

"Come on Mai, we gotta catch a couple more duels."

The two headed off to boat 2.

"Raptor? Come in raptor."

Rex's earpiece suddenly crackled to life.

"Raptor here, everything proceeded as expected, Joey Wheeler and Mai Valentine each have 5000 points, and the means to get into round 2."

"Well done, your missing cards shall be replaced, tell Underwood he is to return his Insect Hive card now, he will get it back when Round 2 is declared open, and Rex?"

"Yes sir?"

"Good luck."
(Boat 2)(Deck)

Yugi had gone all over boat 1 and found a covered gangway near his cabin to boat 2, and was just leaving the cabin area to find a duel when he heard a familiar voice.

"Yugi, there you are!"

He turned to see Tea hurrying out from behind a trading stall.

"Hi Yugi, how are you doing, Sora has 5500 points, and she's been helping me find some good cards, I'm building up my deck so I can enter the next tournament. How many points do you have Yugi?"

"Err... 4500"

"Cool, hey, where's your millennium puzzle?"

"I lent it to Joey so that Yami could improve his duelling, but Joey handed Yami over when he lost the duel, and the guy he lost it to an Exodia duellist, who hasn't been seen since."

Sora came out from behind the stall;

"Hey Tea, me deck's unstoppable now, I just got..."

Sora looked at Yugi.

"Who you mate?

"He's Yugi, the master duellist I told you about."

"What? That Squirt?"

"He's ranked the all-time best duellist."

Yugi blushed.

"Hi, I'm Sora Jade, Tea's Australian pen-friend."

"Hi."

"Do you wanna duel? Tea's told me your unbeatable, I wanna try."

"Well if you...."

"Yugi's not feeling that great."

Tea took Yugi into the hatchway slightly;

"Yugi, are you sure you want to duel, without Yami?"

"I just beat 2 Mexican guys, I'm fine, and the highest chance of getting Yami back is to get as far as possible, because whoever has him will get to the finals, no doubt."

"If you're sure."

Yugi walked out of the stairwell;

"Sora, I accept."

"Only a friendly game mate, just 500 points, I do'want ta lose all me points to ya."

"It's a deal, do you play with deckmasters?"

"Sure, bring it on, I'll use Robotic knight."

"Dark Magician!"

Yugi slipped his dark magician into a tray which slid out from under his deck, and Sora's deck slid up in the phantom of the opera mask to reveal a tray which she slipped her card into. Then they each pressed a button on their respective disks, closing Yugi's draw, and sliding Sora's deck into place.

Then each deck activated, Yugi's just slammed into place, following the usual duel disk system, but a cloak billowed from out behind the mask on Sora's arm to form her field.

Let's Duel /

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/Let's Duel
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(Mr. Towel disappears in a cloud of funny smelling smoke, leaving just the reader, north is the review button, behind you is the story, pick one exit.)