(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard)
I do not own yugioh, nor the concept of millennium item cards. Or Garth Merengi's darkplace, or Cheech or chong, and neither do Almighty Bob or Douglas Adams.
Oh and {} now signifies thought as kept cutting out the hash's.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
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(Boat 28)
"Come on Joey, you made a bet, and by the tournament rules, YOU have to stick to it!"
"But they taste awful...."
Miswim crept passed Joey and Mai, with two officials following her at a discreet distance; Wait till she showed up in round 2! She'd scare the life out of them.
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(Boat 2)
"Ladies first."
"Aren't you a gentleman Mr. Moto, alright, I summon 1 monster face down, and place 2 cards face down."
The cards shimmered to life on the holographic field.
"Now I summon La jinn the mystical genie of the lamp in attack mode!"
A lamp appeared, spewing green smoke, which clashed with the purple of the shadow realm, it gradually pooled together, forming the shape of a man, with a wisp of smoke for a tail, instead of legs.
Yugi continued
"Then I also place to cards face down, ending my turn."
Yugi noticed Sora's grey eyes flickered momentarily as she wondered why he didn't attack, and the mists above Yugi parted slightly to let in a single beam of sunshine.
The beam reflected off Sora's cards and onto her eyepiece, with some squinting Yugi could make out every one of her cards.
"Oh, playing it safe are ya? Okay, I summon headless knight to the field!"
The card shimmered into being on the field, and out of the picture climbed a suit of armour, missing the helmet, it spun around and sliced its own card in half.
1450
"That monster can't defeat La jinn, and I'm willing to bet none of your magic cards can help you."
Sora ignored Yugi's puzzled voice;
"Headless knight! Attack!"
The monster charged forward;
"Huh, my attack's way stronger."
The knight sliced the genie's face off and it fell to the floor, before the rest of the green spirit exploded.
Yugi's face fell as well.
"Huh?"
Sora Jade-------Yugi Moto
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"If you'd bothered to pay attention to the duel, you ave seen my monster grew more powerful before he attacked your monster, its because my deck master powers any monster with the word 'knight' in its name up by 500 attack and defence points."
Yugi grumbled and drew a card, he placed it face down, and summoned Queen's knight in attack mode.
"Fine, it'll have to boost my monsters too."
The knight, named after the playing card, walked over to Sora's side of the field and turned around.
"It also lets me control any monster with the word knight in it's name for a price of 500 life points. Now, my turn I presume?"
Yugi nodded the affirmative, now more annoyed with himself than before.
"Okey dokey then."
Sora was a little uneasy, this midget was supposedly the current world champion, and she was already controlling the game, unless his deck master had a really powerful ability or his face down cards were very strong.
/This pipsqueak is unbeatable? Nah, Tea must 'a confused him with someone else. Just to be sure.../
"I activate Raigeki!"
A lightning bolt slammed down on each of Yugi's face down cards.
"No!!"
"Yep, now I use cost down so that I only have to sacrifice my headless knight to summon Gaia the fierce knight, and yep, he gets a power boost also!"
The knight cantered out of the 2 dimensional world of his card onto the playing field.
"2800"
"Now, both of my monsters! Attack Yugi's life points directly!!"
Yugi's eye gleamed
"Not so fast! I pay 1000 life points to copy your magic card's effect!"
"What?"
Yugi's life points rolled down to 6850.
"And I summon a card which neither of your monsters will be able to defeat, Millennium Shield"
The dark magician swung its arm around in front of Yugi, the millennium shield was attached to its gauntlet and Gaia's blow bounced off, before it could connect with the boy.
"Queen's knight, stop your attack!"
The warrior halted itself.
"Good move, I sure as hell weren't expectin' that."
Thank god I saw that coming, or else I wouldn't of been able to think that fast, god, I wish Yami was here.
"Ah well, your move then."
"Ok."
Yugi drew;
"I summon one monster face down. And place one card down on the field, your move."
Sora Jade-------Yugi Moto
7300---------------6850
/That Pipsqueak's bin playin' a bit better, but I'm still gunna kick his ass./
"I summon King's Knight in attack mode!"
"You have them too?"
"Of course, it's a knight deck, now I get Jack's knight, you better watch out mate, my army's growing all the time!!"
Sora
7300
2000 ------------------- 2100 ----------- 2400 ----------------- 2800 ------
3000 ---------------- (????)
Millennium Shield – (???????)
6850
Yugi
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(Boat 1- VIP deck)
"Ah, this sure is the life, isn't it brother?"
"It sure is Moki."
The two Kaiba brothers were lying back on sun loungers with a cocktail each, the sun was in the sky and each wore only a pair of blue eyes white dragon swimming shorts and sunglasses, a massive pool awaited them, and, the best part, nobody else was around, nobody else had yet qualified to round 2, so the Kaiba brothers could do what ever they wanted.
"Who'd 'ave guessed Mako'd be here?"
"Yeah, and I never knew he had a sister, after we beat them, she gave me her boots as well, and these ones are better than mine were before you went for your light snack."
Seto Kaiba screamed at the top of his voice, it had to of happened, hadn't it, his first proper break in his life, and HE had to show up, the most annoying person on the entire planet.
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(It is empty, you see nothing, a hamster speeds across your vision, leaving your only exit, the review button.)
