Sorry this took so long, I was visiting my mother this week... this is for shinyblueportal, here ya go!


Daniel stared at him. "You want coffee now?" He shrugged.

"Yeah, why not?"

"Jack it's…" Daniel looked at his watch. "It's eleven thirty, why do you want coffee now?"

Jack peered at him with a strange look on his face. "Ya know, I don't seem to remember any time when you didn't consider it coffee time." Daniel looked thoughtful. "Besides, we need to see how much coffee there is on base."

"Mmm, good point."

O'Neill smiled happily. "Let's go find some coffee, shall we?" Daniel elegantly pointed down the hallway.

"After you good sir." Jack cocked his head and smiled, like Teal'c liked to do.

"Thank you." So they went tromping off towards coffee.

OOOOOOOOOO

Sniff sniff. "Come on, this way." A hand took firm gasp of his shirt.

"Jack."

"What?"

"Where are you going?"

"To find coffee, I thought that was obvious Danny." Daniel sighed.

"How do you know where you're going?" Jack smiled wryly and tapped his nose. Daniel looked at him like he was crazy.

"Trust the nose, Danny boy, trust the nose. Now let's go!" Jack strode down the hallway, stopped, looked around, and took a sharp left. Daniel stood there, set his jaw, and looked at his friend's wake. Peering around slowly, Daniel lifted his face and smelled the air carefully. Nope, no coffee.

Daniel trotted down the hall after Jack. Suddenly having an idea, Daniel stopped at the intersection. He smiled at Jack's retreating back. To Daniel's right was a storage room.

"Jack!" he called. The colonel stopped and spun.

"What!" he called back. Daniel pointed at the storage room.

"Coffee!" Smiling slightly, he heard Jack go "Ooh!" Jack stopped and looked at Daniel and pointed at the closed door.

"Really?"

"Yeah."

Jack looked suspiciously at the archeologist. "How do you know?" Daniel tapped his nose.

"Trust your nose, Jack, the nose. After you."

"Okay." Jack opened the door and he looked around. "Daniel?" He looked around. "Where'd he go?"

"Jack!" a voice called. "Over here!"

"Truly?"

"Yeah! Come on!"

"Coming. Oh my precious coffee, I'm a-coming!" Jack trotted down the corridors searching for Daniel and found another open storage room door. No coffee.

"Daniel! I'm gonna pound you!"

"Oh my God! Jack, I found it!"

"Not falling for it this time Daniel," Jack answered stubbornly. He walked right past Daniel's storage room in search of a coffee machine and some beans.

About fifteen minutes later, coffee-less and unhappy, he ran into Daniel who was leaning against a wall contently sipping something warm. Jack had figured Daniel had been hiding from him because he'd been crying wolf.

"Daniel?"

"Hi Jack… Jack!"

"What you got there?"

"Coffee."

"Where from?"

"Remember the last time I called your name?"

"Yup." Daniel gave him a meaningful look. "Ah, that's where. Any left?"

"There was only enough for two cups. Should have been there Jack." Daniel walked away as one frustrated colonel cursed his stupidity in not following Daniel everywhere.

"GAH! You're gonna get it!" Down the hall, Daniel raised his hands in an extended shrug.