(L-Space) (In front of you is Mr. Towel who is typing the story on an old keyboard)
I do not own yugioh, or Garth Merengi's darkplace,
Oh and {} now signifies thought as kept cutting out the hash's.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
The Sun beat harshly down on the fleet of boats as they sailed through the sparkling blue water, an albatross soared through the air and watched as 1 boat turned around for Japan with eliminated duellists on board, it flew closer to the flagship of the fleet and saw two boys arguing on the luxurious front deck, while a blond haired woman sat watching them with a smile on her face and a cocktail in her hand. It wheeled around and almost flew straight into the funnel of a second boat behind it.
The bird missed the funnel by millimetres and managed to regain its smooth flight before it almost ran into 4 see-through monsters, it wheeled around again and knocked a caterer off the edge of the boat. After sprawling onto the deck it flew off and away from the fleet, the rest of the humans on the boat were too busy watching the duel to take notice as the first boat steered into the first, crushing the man in the water.
One duellist however, a tall thin man, wearing a cloak, even in the bright daylight jumped over board, and fell through the side of the other boat, a small 'pop' could have been heard if anybody was watching, and the figure's trajectory over the edge of the ship was replayed backwards as he came back over the edge to sitting on a bench in the one spot where no-one appeared to be standing, giving him a clear view of the current duel.
Sora
7300
--- Queen's Knight – King's knight – Jack's Knight – Gaia the Fierce Knight
---------2000 ------------------- 2100 ----------- 2400 ----------------- 2800 -------
------- 3000 -------------------- (????) ---------
--------Millennium Shield – (???????) ---------
6850
Yugi
"And now Yugi, I attack with Gaia The fierce knight!"
The warrior cantered towards Yugi's face down monster and stopped, Gaia reached out with his lance and expression of distaste on his face, he flipped the card over, and his horse reared back in terror as the creature underneath grabbed his lance, Gaia urged his horse backwards but the monster kept its strong grip on his lance, as he fought to keep hold of his lance, and control his steed, the monster let go, sending Gaia flying to the floor. He got to his feet as his horse looked on in despair, annoyed, he threw his lances away and pulled a sword from his belt, he circled the mysterious creature, and without warning lunged, his sword went right through its carapace, and it grabbed his arm, forcing the sword through its chest and out the other side, as Sora looked on in horrific amazement, it lent forwards and bit off Gaia's head, causing them both to explode into miniscule fragments.
"Wow, the special effects budget for man-eater bug have has really increased."
The crowd parted to reveal the speaker, it was a mime covered in various piercings.
"What?"
Strings looked around at the crowd.
"Oh, just 'cos I dress like a mime I never get to speak?"
The crowd absorbed him again as Yugi concentrated on his next move.
/Ok, I have one defence monster on the field, no trap cards down, and a lot of my monsters are unusable, okay, heart of the cards, give me slither and I can win!/
"I activate the magic card pot luck I draw and don't get to see the card, and then I place it in the monster card zone, if it's a magic or a trap card I lose all of my monsters on the field, but if it's a monster, no matter what its level, it automatically gets summoned to the field in attack mode."
He reached out his arm, and snapped it down to his deck to draw a card. He held it facing away from him so that everyone could see what it was, then he laid it on a monster card zone, sparks flew up on the field as a card was formed holographicaly, a creature began to form on top of the card, yes this was it! Yugi's luck had turned, the bright light formed a spherical being.
/oh holy shit!!/
"Kuriiiii."
Sora collapsed with laughter.
"Oh god, that's it!!! Ahahaahahahahahahahah."
Sitting on the field, with a puzzled expression on its face sat...
A Kuriboh? Ahahahaha, that's your come back, jeez, just forfeit already and spare yourself the smoke, hahahah, I mean come on, HAHAHAhahahaha, or are you, are you trying to make me pass out from hahahhahaehehehe laughing?"
Sora climbed to her feet brushing a tear out of her eye.
/ Fuck, the lights changed, I can't see her cards anymore. /
"My turn?"
Yugi nodded.
"Good, now I finish this charade, I use monster reborn to bring back Gaia the fierce knight, and I activate the magic card, polymerisation to fuse it with the curse of dragon, and knight of death in my hand."
The horseman came riding out of the grave and behind him swooped an enormous dragon; he jumped up into the air as his horse exploded beneath him.
Gaia flipped in the air to land on the dragon, and heavy black armour appeared on top of his.
Gaia The dragon knight
3300
"Now Gaia, attack his millennium shield, Jack's knight take out the fuzzball, and the rest of you get his life points."
Yugi fell to the floor as the blows hit him, smoke poured into his lungs and he heard two words that hurt him;
"I won, now hand over your god card, I know you have one."
Yugi slipped it out of his deck and passed it to her as she sauntered off, whistling under her breath.
"Yugi? Are you okay?"
Tea bent over him, trying to urge him up.
"I'm fine Tea, I just want to be alone."
She kept trying to pull him up, so he turned around, glared her in the eyes and yelled;
"Tea, just fuck off!!!!"
She dropped him and ran off to her room crying, Yugi struggled to his feet and shuffled off to his room.
(Boat 2, Happy Snacker's café)
Ollie stubbed out a joint in the ashtray;
"Are you guys glad I found this spot or what?"
'This spot' was a cannabis café, in international waters, anything went, as long as the tournament officials didn't care, so on board several of the boats, they had opened 'coffee' shops, so that the relaxing duellists could relax with a nice friendly space shake.
"Yeah man,"
Edd answered, reflecting the sunlight across the decking into Weevil Underwood's eye with a knife.
"You know if we bet enough points, afgter are next match, we could qualify for round 2."
"Yeah,"
Chipped in Rob, playing with his brownie,
"And I know just the person to duel."
He picked up his brownie and started to walk down the steps;
"I'll see you guys in half an hour."
"So Edd, there are some movies on the ships TV, wanna see Southpark the movie?"
"Nah, already seen it like 50 times, sorry dude, but I'm gunna go find a duel, apparently qualifiers get to use this big luxury area that no-one else is allowed in, there's an area on each boat, tell you what, you come watch my duel, and I'll buy you a space shake when I qualify."
"Deal."
Edd put down the knife and picked up his duel disk, his glasses flashed in the sun as he strode down the steps.
Ollie followed him, his hash brownie now only a distant memory as he pulled some straw wrapper out of his mini-afro.
(Speedboat dock, boat 30)
Miswim followed the official into a speedboat dock at the back of boat 30, there was planking around 2 thirds of the dock and a speed boat was tethered to one side, small windows near the top of the high walls revealed that the area went from one side of the boat to the other, and the giant garage style door opened out the back, a plastic box hung from the ceiling over the water. Machinery took up one wall, leaving a space only for one door, and a movable platform sat opposite the box.
"Miswim Yamitoshi, meet Tanto Shino."
The door next to the machinery opened, and in strode a man, he was a big guy, muscles bulged under his white t-shirt, and the duel disk on his arm seemed to draw in the eye, it was a whirlpool of dark and chaotic images, it was almost enough to make the brain crawl out of your ears and use its two halves to cover your eyes just so that it would stop looking at you, and around his neck hung a long, exquisitely carved dagger.
(L-space)
(It is empty, you see nothing, a hamster speeds across your vision, leaving your only exit, the review button.)
I do not own yugioh, or Garth Merengi's darkplace,
Oh and {} now signifies thought as kept cutting out the hash's.
I'm Edd, A.K.A Mr. Towel, author, genius, dream weaver, plus actor. You are about to enter the world of my imagination; You are about to enter: My 'Stoner's realm'
(Pulls paper off typewriter and throws it behind him.)
Cue the theme music
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(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(Yami jumping from an exploding ambulance with a baby in his arms)
(Yugi and Yami reaching for each other)
(Kaiba smoking cannabis and laughing)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
The Sun beat harshly down on the fleet of boats as they sailed through the sparkling blue water, an albatross soared through the air and watched as 1 boat turned around for Japan with eliminated duellists on board, it flew closer to the flagship of the fleet and saw two boys arguing on the luxurious front deck, while a blond haired woman sat watching them with a smile on her face and a cocktail in her hand. It wheeled around and almost flew straight into the funnel of a second boat behind it.
The bird missed the funnel by millimetres and managed to regain its smooth flight before it almost ran into 4 see-through monsters, it wheeled around again and knocked a caterer off the edge of the boat. After sprawling onto the deck it flew off and away from the fleet, the rest of the humans on the boat were too busy watching the duel to take notice as the first boat steered into the first, crushing the man in the water.
One duellist however, a tall thin man, wearing a cloak, even in the bright daylight jumped over board, and fell through the side of the other boat, a small 'pop' could have been heard if anybody was watching, and the figure's trajectory over the edge of the ship was replayed backwards as he came back over the edge to sitting on a bench in the one spot where no-one appeared to be standing, giving him a clear view of the current duel.
Sora
7300
--- Queen's Knight – King's knight – Jack's Knight – Gaia the Fierce Knight
---------2000 ------------------- 2100 ----------- 2400 ----------------- 2800 -------
------- 3000 -------------------- (????) ---------
--------Millennium Shield – (???????) ---------
6850
Yugi
"And now Yugi, I attack with Gaia The fierce knight!"
The warrior cantered towards Yugi's face down monster and stopped, Gaia reached out with his lance and expression of distaste on his face, he flipped the card over, and his horse reared back in terror as the creature underneath grabbed his lance, Gaia urged his horse backwards but the monster kept its strong grip on his lance, as he fought to keep hold of his lance, and control his steed, the monster let go, sending Gaia flying to the floor. He got to his feet as his horse looked on in despair, annoyed, he threw his lances away and pulled a sword from his belt, he circled the mysterious creature, and without warning lunged, his sword went right through its carapace, and it grabbed his arm, forcing the sword through its chest and out the other side, as Sora looked on in horrific amazement, it lent forwards and bit off Gaia's head, causing them both to explode into miniscule fragments.
"Wow, the special effects budget for man-eater bug have has really increased."
The crowd parted to reveal the speaker, it was a mime covered in various piercings.
"What?"
Strings looked around at the crowd.
"Oh, just 'cos I dress like a mime I never get to speak?"
The crowd absorbed him again as Yugi concentrated on his next move.
/Ok, I have one defence monster on the field, no trap cards down, and a lot of my monsters are unusable, okay, heart of the cards, give me slither and I can win!/
"I activate the magic card pot luck I draw and don't get to see the card, and then I place it in the monster card zone, if it's a magic or a trap card I lose all of my monsters on the field, but if it's a monster, no matter what its level, it automatically gets summoned to the field in attack mode."
He reached out his arm, and snapped it down to his deck to draw a card. He held it facing away from him so that everyone could see what it was, then he laid it on a monster card zone, sparks flew up on the field as a card was formed holographicaly, a creature began to form on top of the card, yes this was it! Yugi's luck had turned, the bright light formed a spherical being.
/oh holy shit!!/
"Kuriiiii."
Sora collapsed with laughter.
"Oh god, that's it!!! Ahahaahahahahahahahah."
Sitting on the field, with a puzzled expression on its face sat...
A Kuriboh? Ahahahaha, that's your come back, jeez, just forfeit already and spare yourself the smoke, hahahah, I mean come on, HAHAHAhahahaha, or are you, are you trying to make me pass out from hahahhahaehehehe laughing?"
Sora climbed to her feet brushing a tear out of her eye.
/ Fuck, the lights changed, I can't see her cards anymore. /
"My turn?"
Yugi nodded.
"Good, now I finish this charade, I use monster reborn to bring back Gaia the fierce knight, and I activate the magic card, polymerisation to fuse it with the curse of dragon, and knight of death in my hand."
The horseman came riding out of the grave and behind him swooped an enormous dragon; he jumped up into the air as his horse exploded beneath him.
Gaia flipped in the air to land on the dragon, and heavy black armour appeared on top of his.
Gaia The dragon knight
3300
"Now Gaia, attack his millennium shield, Jack's knight take out the fuzzball, and the rest of you get his life points."
Yugi fell to the floor as the blows hit him, smoke poured into his lungs and he heard two words that hurt him;
"I won, now hand over your god card, I know you have one."
Yugi slipped it out of his deck and passed it to her as she sauntered off, whistling under her breath.
"Yugi? Are you okay?"
Tea bent over him, trying to urge him up.
"I'm fine Tea, I just want to be alone."
She kept trying to pull him up, so he turned around, glared her in the eyes and yelled;
"Tea, just fuck off!!!!"
She dropped him and ran off to her room crying, Yugi struggled to his feet and shuffled off to his room.
(Boat 2, Happy Snacker's café)
Ollie stubbed out a joint in the ashtray;
"Are you guys glad I found this spot or what?"
'This spot' was a cannabis café, in international waters, anything went, as long as the tournament officials didn't care, so on board several of the boats, they had opened 'coffee' shops, so that the relaxing duellists could relax with a nice friendly space shake.
"Yeah man,"
Edd answered, reflecting the sunlight across the decking into Weevil Underwood's eye with a knife.
"You know if we bet enough points, afgter are next match, we could qualify for round 2."
"Yeah,"
Chipped in Rob, playing with his brownie,
"And I know just the person to duel."
He picked up his brownie and started to walk down the steps;
"I'll see you guys in half an hour."
"So Edd, there are some movies on the ships TV, wanna see Southpark the movie?"
"Nah, already seen it like 50 times, sorry dude, but I'm gunna go find a duel, apparently qualifiers get to use this big luxury area that no-one else is allowed in, there's an area on each boat, tell you what, you come watch my duel, and I'll buy you a space shake when I qualify."
"Deal."
Edd put down the knife and picked up his duel disk, his glasses flashed in the sun as he strode down the steps.
Ollie followed him, his hash brownie now only a distant memory as he pulled some straw wrapper out of his mini-afro.
(Speedboat dock, boat 30)
Miswim followed the official into a speedboat dock at the back of boat 30, there was planking around 2 thirds of the dock and a speed boat was tethered to one side, small windows near the top of the high walls revealed that the area went from one side of the boat to the other, and the giant garage style door opened out the back, a plastic box hung from the ceiling over the water. Machinery took up one wall, leaving a space only for one door, and a movable platform sat opposite the box.
"Miswim Yamitoshi, meet Tanto Shino."
The door next to the machinery opened, and in strode a man, he was a big guy, muscles bulged under his white t-shirt, and the duel disk on his arm seemed to draw in the eye, it was a whirlpool of dark and chaotic images, it was almost enough to make the brain crawl out of your ears and use its two halves to cover your eyes just so that it would stop looking at you, and around his neck hung a long, exquisitely carved dagger.
(L-space)
(It is empty, you see nothing, a hamster speeds across your vision, leaving your only exit, the review button.)
