Yami: Hi all! I know it has been a while since I've updated, and I want to apologize. With all of my other stories, it's beginning to get hard to keep an eye on which ones need to be updated. But I'm getting better at it! On with the chapter!
Disclaimer: Go back to chapter one, please!
Chapter 3
Greetings from Spirit World!
"DON 'T ARGUE WITH ME, YUSUKE!" yelled the small ruler of Spirit World. He was yelling at the very laid back Yusuke Urameshi, who didn't want to work with the three from another world.
"I might not be that bad, Yusuke," said Kurama. Yusuke raised an eyebrow.
"Or it might be worse than we think!" he declared. Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Stop being such a pessimistic!" Kurama said.
"Yusuke… you could always stay home, or here to help Koenma out," Hiei pointed out. Yusuke instantly shut up.
"That's not fair…" Yusuke said.
"No. What's not fair is that Kuwabara is still stupider than you," Hiei said.
"SHUT UP SHORTY!" Kuwabara yelled. A blinding flash instantly shut all of them up. They saw the six guardians standing there.
"Whoa… Are these the babes who are supposed to work with us?" Kuwabara asked. Yami and Ashen glared at him.
"Sorry. We don't like ugly people," Yami said, smiling viciously.
"HA! They don't like you, Urameshi!" Kuwabara laughed.
"La…" Ashen said. Ravana leaned on Koenma's desk, staring right into his eyes.
"What are we supposed to do?" she asked. Koenma grinned, loving the view he was getting. Botan entered the room.
"Koenma, sir, we have a big issue…" she said. She saw Koenma's grin and Ravana, and something snapped. She walked up to Koenma, and slapped him hard right across the face. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yami, and Ashen began laughing.
"HA! YOU GOT SERVED, KOENMA!" Yusuke yelled, while clutching his stomach from laughing so hard. Yami stopped laughing.
"What's the mission?" she asked.
"The mission is…" Koenma started. He rubbed his cheek and his father's voice came over a loud speaker.
"KOENMA! TELL YOUR SPIRIT DETECTIVES TO WAIT AND BRING THE GUARDIANS TO ME! IF YOU DON'T, I WILL PUNISH YOU!" he yelled. Koenma gulped. He turned to the six guardians.
"Please, follow me," he said. Tenshie, Tachimaru, Ravana, and Zousan followed him. Yami and Ashen made it look like they were going to follow, but once the other guardians, Koenma, and Botan made it out of the room, Yami and Ashen closed the door. They laughed.
"What are your names?" Kurama asked.
"Isn't it only polite to give your names first?" Yami retorted.
"Kurama, in the Human world, Suiichi Minamino."
"Hiei Jaganshi."
"Yusuke Urameshi."
"Kazuma Kuwabara."
"Okay, then. Andra," Yami said. Ashen just looked at them.
"La?" she said, looking at Yami. Yami grinned.
"Play along…" Yami said, telepathically.
"Oni Tenchie," Ashen said. Yami smiled.
"Let's get out of here. The others know how to get us. Would you like to take us somewhere?" Yami asked Yusuke and Kuwabara with her most angelic smile. Kuwabara and Yusuke gave in.
"Okay!" they said. Yami and Ashen exchanged big grins right as Zousan walked in, looking very upset.
"Hiya, Alex!" Yami said. Zousan raised an eyebrow.
"Play along… You're Alex, I'm Andra, and Ashen is Oni Tenchie. Ravana will be Umi, Tachimaru will be Raine, and Tenshie will be… uh… Hikari!" Yami told Zousan telepathically. Zousan nodded.
"Come on, Andra and Oni. King Enma wants us," he said. Yami rolled her eyes.
"La?" Ashen said.
"I'll tell Mistress Luna you two have been manipulating humans again," Zousan threatened. Yami grinned.
"But that would be lying… Alex. You wouldn't lie to Mistress Luna, would you?" she asked.
"La!" Ashen said. Zousan smirked.
"Who's to say I haven't before?" he asked. Yami and Ashen blinked.
"Ne!" Yami said.
"La!" Ashen agreed. They both walked out of the room, following Zousan. The Spirit Detectives exchanged glances and shrugged. Then they all went to Kurama's house.
To Be Continued
Yami: I'm finished for today! Ashen likes to say "la," at anytime. Yami says "ne," at anytime, for any reason. Most of the time, they say it when they are bored, confused, or extremely happy. SEE ONI! I PUT LA IN FOR YOU!
Reviewer Responses
Oni Tenchie: Glad you liked. UPDATE SOON!
Eniyou: Glad to see you love me… (cries) You only checked out my story because you were cleaning out your inbox? THAT'S NOT NICE!
NEway… I'll see ya all LAter!
LAter,
Yami Tenchi and the Guardians!
