AN; I know its been an eternity, sorry bout that, but I kinda got distracted by ooooooooooooh shiny button.
Anyway, here's the next happy chappie, enjoy.
Disclamer; I own nothing in this story, I stole it all I say, it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine a place, parallel to a dimension.
The sort of place you might find a weird mirror or a spooky door.
My friend, you have just entered.....
The stoner's realm.....
(Intro scenes)
(Explosions!)
(Duels)
(A cook Juggling with two knives)
(The Winged Dragon Of Ra, and Slyther the sky dragon flying together towards a boat.)
(Kaiba pointing at Obelisk the Tormentor)
(Big Explosion)
YUGIOH,
ENTER THE STONER'S REALM
The sun glittered off the water as half of the cruise boats turned around and headed back towards Japan, the rest steamed on towards America. An albatross flew into the sky as the back of one of the boats opened up, and out came 3 speedboats, which sped around to the side of the boat, where duelists began loading themselves into them, ready for the next phase of the tournament, leaving just 7 duelists on the boat.
(Bakura's room)
Behkurah put down the phone, and lay down on the bed, the millennium ring providing him with a semi-corporeal body while he worked. Marik wasn't answering his mobile, and neither was Ishizu, tired with the effort of maintaining a body, Behkurah faded back into the ring.
Ryou ran into the room, "Behkurah, where are you? Listen stop pining over that stupid bitch and get your act together, we have to get to the next round!"
The millennium ring hovered in the air and lit up, projecting an image of Ryou Bakura's ascendant holding up one finger pointed at the brit;
"Listen you stupid British pansy I….."
Ryou just laughed,
"Come on, we've got to get some points or we wont qualify, and most finalists have left for the next round! Look, we entered separately, but I'll transfer my points to you so that we can get in sooner."
He called up his points score on his eyepiece; "Disk, transfer all my points to duellist Behkurah."
In his ear, a voice replyed; "Thank you, you have ZERO points, thank you for entering the tournament and have a pleasant trip home."
Ryou slipped the ring around his neck and flashed the porthole as Behkurah took over his body.
"Let's go kick some tournament ass."
(1 duel and a humiliating defeat later. Deck of boat1, somewhere in the shadow realm)
Bakura (as he was in Ryou's body) laughed;
"Easy victory, I don't know how you lasted this long boy, but now its time for you to pay a visit to the shadow realm."
The millennium eye lit up on his forehead an unseen wind blew his hair into the air and Brodie said; "But I don't want to go to the shadow realm!"
Bakura's hair dropped onto his face, and the millennium eye disappeared.
"What do you mean don't want to go?"
Brodie looked at him said; "I don't have any friends there."
The shock made Bakura lose control and the fog around them disappeared; "Oh well in that case………"
With a blinding flash of light Brodie disappeared.
"…I'll just have to go defeat some of your friends."
Bakura walked over to the waiting motorboat to go to the tropical island where all the other duellists were waiting.
Across two boats, where the remaining duellists were buying lunch, a tannoy blared out;
THERE ARE ONLY TWO SLOTS AND 4 DUELLISTS LEFT, IF THE DUELS ARE NOT FOUGT BY THE TIME WE LEAVE MOTORBOAT RANGE, THEN THE LUCKY ENTRANTS WILL BE PICKED OUT OF A HAT AND CHOPPERED ACROSS TO THE ISLAND, THOUGH IF THIS HAPPENS, YOU WILL COUNT AS IF YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST A DUEL IN ROUND 2 AND NOT GET ANY PIXIE STICKS IN THEIR KNAPSACKS!
(boat 2)
Derek dropped his burger
Oh shit, if we don't duel now, we could get kicked out of the tourney, we have to find one of those other duellists.
As if on cue, a large burly man holding what could only be a duel disk stepped out from behind a bamboo pole an dwalked nonchalantly past Derek, waving the disk in front of his eyes.
"You there!" Derek shouted.
"Duel me and the winner will go to round 2."
The man turned around.
"So youse wanna duel me? Lets get dis on!"
The Italian held out his rectangular duel disk and what appeared to be a pack of cards came out and spread like a fan, in the midst of the cards were platforms for duel-monster cards, the fake black smog of the stoner/shadow realm poured out of the empty packet as he prepared to duel.
Derek's snake disk snapped open,
"So pardner" Derek drawled, "You want we should use deckmasters then?"
"Ok, but I getta go first."
"No praw. What's Ya name?"
"My name is'a Vincienzo."
Derek summoned a Lord of Dragons as his deck master and watched a large gold coin raise up from the ground under Vincienzo's feet.
"Nice'a deck master boy, but it'll take a lot'a more than that to defeat Don Vincienzo."
(L-space)
Duh-dah
Duh-dah
Duh-dah-duh-dah-Duh-DAh-DUh-DAh- DUH-DAH
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
A blue shiny button appears from nowhere, marked review.
