Harry Potter And The Strip Dancing Llamas, Chappie 2

VB: I'm sorry it took me so long to type the rest of this up..

Sara, Gina, Courtney:-death glare-

VB:-falls over- Eh heh..' Enjoy the second chappie!

All:AND REVIEW!

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It was..

HARRY!

Harry stared, confused at the sight before him. "Hermione!" He asked, and Hermione and the other Harry froze.

"It's not what it looks like!" Hermione exclaimed. She then pulled off the mask of Harry #2. "Ahh!" The real Harry screamed like a girl. It was Ginny! "Whoops.." Hermione went red and pulled off another mask. This time it was Draco Malfoy!

Hermione pulled this one off in annoyance. After about twenty or so masks, which included the faces of Tom Cruise, Zacharius Smith, and a chinchilla, Snap's face emerged gasping and taking in deep breaths.

"You!" Harry shouted, glaring at Snap. "Yo quiero Taco Bell..yo...quiero...Taco..." gasped Snape, as he keeled over and died. "NOOOOOOO!" Hermione screamed, shattering Harry's glasses.

As Harry repaired his glasses and Hermione practically died from having a seizure over Snap, Ron tumbled into the scene, making strange gargly noises and dancing the Hustle.

"How could you!" Hermione screamed at Harry. "Hermione, I hate -scratch that- LOATHE SNAP! He got you pregnant!" Everyone stopped dead in their tracks, even Ron who was doing the Hustle.

"What are you talking about, Harry! I'm pregnant, it's true, but it's YOUR love-child!"

DUN DUN DUN..

Harry gasped. Hermione sobbed. "I have been since-since-" She wailed. "YOU GOT DRUNK AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY! I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!"

"Ah, yes.." said Harry, narrowing his eyes. "The Christmas party.."

XX FLASHBACK XX

Random disco music plays-

Everyone was having a grand time. Ron was drinking egg nog, and Snap was doing the Electric Slide with Dumbledorr.

Harry had asked Cho to the party, but she had denied, so he was sitting in the corner, drinking straight up alcohol, crying, and being generally depressed. Everyone else, including the old, dust made Professor Quirrel was having fun,now dancing to the..Macaroni.

Just then a big blurry blob waltzed in..wait a tic! It was Hermione...damn, she looked glorious, even with three heads. He quickly stood up to offer her his seat but was too dizzyb and fell to the floor. "Timber! Ouch!" He yelled in his drunken stupor, now in pain.

He watched as Hermione paused, and although he couldn't see her very well, she stared down at him, then sprang onto him.

(Courtney- No sex scene? Damn, lol.)

The next Morning

Harry awoke in the early morn but was confused. "Where am I?" Harry could not remember anything from the past night. "Oh well." Harry shrugged and went down to the Great Hall. Boy, was he hungry.

He ate everything in sight, including Draco Malfoy and Professor McGonagall's pottery lamp. Just then, Hermione came down the hall.

Hermione was smiling oddly at Harry. She looked a bit nervous and embarrassed. Harry was a bit in the clouds with this situation. He figured she was nervous about tests. "Hey Hermione!" He said, waving slightly. "Oh..uh..hi, er...Harry."

Ron randomly walked into the random scene where everyone was randomly being random because the random authors had left him out of half the story.

After this scene has been randomly rudely interrupted by a random author..(Gina-I'm not pointing any fingers..indicates Sara with elbow) We now continue with Harry and Hermione's awkward scene.

Harry started towards Hermione (for some random reason!) and passionately kissed her. After that, the skipped off into the flowers, where random romantic music was playing RANDOMLY.

"Hermione...this is weird. I've never kissed you before. I suddenly-" Harry started, but Hermione cut him off. "What? Harry, we kissed last night..maybe did a few more randomly things! You don't remember? Listen, we have to talk.." Just then Snap randomly walked in.

"HERMIONE! I thought what we had was SPECIAL!" Snap screamed, clutching his heart and breathing heavily, as he collapsed on the floor. "Nothing to see here, folks.." Dumbledorr said, standing in front of Snap. "We now turn our attentions to..this tap dancing llama!" The crowd cheered as Ron began to tap dance on a table. "I'm NOT a LLAMA!" He screamed, Chicago style.

XX Back to the Present XX

"Ahh..the good ol' days." Ron said smiling, remembering his tapdancing llama scene. "The girls were crazy about me back then!" He said dreamily. "Yeah..sure, Ron...IIIII bet." Harry said sarcastically.

"Don't worry, old chap." Ron winked cheerily, clapping Harry on the back. "You can keep Hermione!" Harry just stared blankly back at him. He was too busy remembering after the tap dancing event, where he belched out Draco Malfoy, who was wildly screaming "HAT! HAT!" for no apparent reason.

(And now..a guest writer! Dun dun duuun..)

Harry ran up to Draco and violently (seeing as he couldn't calmly) beat him with his wand to stop the screaming. "STOP HITTING ME! OW!" screamed Draco. (Hm. Mr. Overenthusiastic. End guest writer, begin Courtney's first paragraph.) Draco merely started randomly screaming about how SEXY Tom Felton was in the third movie, although he doesn't know nor has ever seen Tom Felton.

Ooookay, anywho, after that very confusing scene, Hermione started to cry. "Harry, what are we going to do!" We? Harry thought, but didn't say aloud figuring, no, knowing Hermione would literally kill him if she had heard. "We!" yelled Harry, completely forgetting his last thought. Hermione attacked him, crying hysterically. "WHAT DO WE DO!" She wailed again, clutching his waist. Harry glared at her. "Stop humping my leg, Hermione."

"Sorry, I got a little carried away!" She exclaimed between sobs. "I'm just so scared!" Harry didn't know what to say. This story was now turning into a soap opera. So, he did the only thing he could do. He got onto his broom and rode far, far away.

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VB:Sorry we had to cut off here, I'm getting lazy..I like how short the chappies are, there aren't many pages of the story.

Gina:Not many!

Sara: We took up the entire first section of my handy dandy five section notebook!

Courtney:Yeah!-shakes fist Italian style-

VB:Uh oh..REVIEW BEFORE I AM PUMMELED BY MY FELLOW AUTHORS! -is pounced on-