The Prince of Thieves
Chapter XVI: Gambit Goes to School Part Two
By: Michelle
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DISCLAIMER: I just write fanfics for fun. It wouldn't be pointless to sue me because I don't have shit.
This chapter is Rated R for language and suggestive comments.
Thanks to TheDreamerLady and Aegina for ideas for this chapter. I hope ya'll enjoy.
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Remy watched as Ororo's next class entered the room. It was a small class having only three students.
Several Jamies entered the room first. Of course, once they noticed the look Ororo was giving them, they all merged back into the one boy. Apparently only one Jamie Madrox was enough to handle.
A four legged Rahne Sinclair walked in the room and climbed up in her desk. She metamorphed herself from wolf to human girl in seconds. She waved to him with one hand, and the other she wiggled her tooth.
Evan Daniels skipped into class with his baseball cap on backwards over his blonde hair. He had several holes in his shirt, earning him a sigh from his aunt.
Remy remembered them from the day before. According to Ororo, they were the youngest mutants at the school. That meant more fun for him.
Ororo conducted her class as usually. The younger kids were harder to keep their attention, especially with their curiosity focused on Gambit in the back of the room. She thought it would be best for them to work on their maps for the day. She thought it would be that hard to teach them all fifty states, but so far they were doing well. Just as long as Remy wasn't disturbing them.
Remy rest his chin on the desk and had his arms out in front of him. He had to think of something good to torture Stormy with. What makes little kids laugh?
"Evan, what's this state here." Ororo said pointing to the map.
Evan thought for a moment. "Texas."
"Very good." Ororo replied and went on to the next state.
Got it. Remy smiled mischievously and pressed his lips to his bare arm. Then he blew.
Ptbbttpptt.
Evan, Rahne, and Jamie all giggled at the farting noise.
Ororo looked at her three students. She heard the noise loud and clear, but she didn't know which one did it. "You three better settle down." She said and returned to her questions.
Ptbbbtpptt.
Evan giggled and looked behind him seeing Gambit grinning. Remy smiled and made a face at him. Evan returned by sticking his tongue out at him, while Remy pretended to dig in his nose. Then, after a few minutes, Remy started his antics again.
Ptbbbtpptt.
Ororo looked at Evan, Jamie, and Rahne giggling before her. Instantly, they could tell they weren't the culprits. They were laughing too much. Oh goddess, tell me it's not who I think it is.
Ptbbbtpptt.
DAMNIT. Ororo saw thru Remy's innocent poker face. She walked over to his table with one of those if-looks-could-kill stares. "Stop now."
"Stop what." Remy asked sitting all innocently.
"Stop with the noises." Ororo said making herself clear. "Now."
"What noises?"
"You know exactly what I am talking about." Ororo replied. "The fart noises."
"Oh." Remy answered. "Dis noise." Pt.pt.pt-pt.pt-pt-.pop.pop-pop-pop-POW "Uh oh. Spaghettio's."
Oh goddess. That is a real one. Ororo opened the window and tried to fan the smell out. Oh goddess. What died? "REMY."
"I sorry Stormy." Remy laughed now. "It just popped out." Good thing I didn't do that when Chere was here. "I couldn't help it."
After she was able to breath again, Ororo grabbed Remy by the ear and dragged him up to the front of the class.
"Stormy." Remy fussed as his ear began to throb from her grip. "I's being an angel."
"What you are being is a pain in my…butt." Ororo caught herself before she cursed in front of the younger students. "And stop calling me that ridiculous nickname." She said as she let go of her grip on his ear.
"You mean Beautiful Hot Sexy Chocolate with Cream Filling." Remy replied stucking out his tongue seductively and playing with his tongue ring giving her a wink.
Ororo almost felt bad for him, especially when she remembered the tears from the earrings she had him remove. But of course, he had to open his mouth and make a comment like that. Only from the dirty little mind of Remy LeBeau. "Don't make me fry you."
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Leaving Kurt's German class, Bobby asked Rogue. "What's up with you?"
"Nothing." Rogue answered slightly confused. "What are you talking about?"
"Well for starters, why'd you go sit with that Gambit guy?" Bobby demanded.
"Cuz he looked lonely." Rogue replied. And because he is extremely hot and sexy, but I'll just leave out those details. "He's crazy too."
"Rogue, because of him, you have detention." Bobby reminded her. "To me he sounds like a trouble maker."
"And what are you, Scott or something?" Rogue replied. "He is nothing like you think."
Whatever. Bobby rolled his eyes as walked into their next class. That Gambit is exactly what I think. He's a trouble maker hitting on my girlfriend.
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Ororo was thankful for her off period. But then again, she was stuck with Remy. So far, her day hadn't gone that great. He already disrupted her two previous classes.
"Stormy." Remy said as he sat on the edge of her desk.
"What?' Ororo sighed. She definitely was not in the mood for his antics or perverted comments.
'I's bored." Remy replied honestly.
"You're bored." Ororo said wide eyed. "You just spent the last two classes aggravating the shit out of me and you're bored now."
"Well, it's cuz I ain't got nothing else ta aggravate ya wit at de moment." Remy smiled mischievously earning a glare from her.
Ororo's eyes turned pearly white. 'You would be wise to keep your distance from me for the next hour."
"Why?" Remy asked to annoy her. "Oh. Ya gots PMS. Gambit understand now why ya be so bitchy today." He leaned down to her. "I's watch de classroom while ya change ya tampon."
Ororo threw a mini thunderbolt near him, causing him to jump away from her desk. She wasn't in the mood at all. She needed to finish making her tests for Monday.
"I git it." Remy backed off. "But someone needs ta warn ya boyfriend." He commented and walked over to the windows. Perhaps, it was best if he let Ororo cool down some. Besides, he wasn't minding the view at all.
As he looked out the windows, Remy saw Rogue and her friends jogging around. He was thankful Ororo's classroom had so many windows in it as he followed her. Practically drooling, Remy followed them like a zombie. He wasn't paying attention to where he was going and walked straight into a bookshelf at the back of the classroom.
Ororo rolled her eyes as he fell backwards on the floor. Serves him right.
Remy stood up and smiled. "I meant to do dat." He said trying to play it off as an accident. Then, he went back to the window. Where Chere go? He rushed around to every window looking out for her.
"What are you doing?" Ororo asked getting annoyed with his random movements.
"Nufin." Remy replied finding his prize.
"Don't tell me nothing." Ororo answered and walked over to him. "What are you doing?" She said and looked out the window. "So I see."
"Oui Oui." Remy replied.
Ororo rolled her eyes and headed back to her desk. At least he will be preoccupied for the next hour and leave me alone.
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After his class had exited the room, Xavier turned on the TV in his office to watch an early broadcast of the news. This was his usual routine he did during his off period.
As always, the news ran the same. Sports, Weather, Crime, and Politics. Of course, this time, something in particular caught his attention.
"This April O'Neil Channel Six News." The red headed reporter said. "I'm here at Johnson's Fine Jewelry, one of the seven jewelry stores robbed last night. Here on site is Chief Sterns." She said and turned to the heavy gutted chief of police. "Chief Sterns can you tell us anything about the robbery here and the other six jewelry stores hit last night.'
"Yes Ms. O'Neil." Chief Sterns replied. "Like you said before, this is one of seven robberies that occurred last night. They were all hit by a professional. This person obvious knew what he was doing."
"What kind of evidence have you gathered from the sites that makes you think this was all done by one person?"
"For starters, all of the crime scenes had two playing cards left at the scene: Jack of Hearts and the Ace of Spade." Chief Sterns announced. "This is an unusual pattern our force has never encountered before."
"What about a description of the suspect?"
"From the brief glimpses retrieved from security cameras before they were destroyed, we are lead to believe the suspect is a man in the age range from 20 to 30 with long auburn hair wearing a brown trench coat."
Xavier folded his hands in his lap. He didn't know what to make of the news report, but he knew this was definitely a topic to be discussed later tonight.
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As her Mythology class began to enter the room, Ororo made sure Remy was in direct sight. She had him seated at the front of the classroom and handed him a book. "Don't disrupt my class. No paper balls. No fart noises. Got it." She threatened. "Act like a good student."
"I's be an angel." Remy smiled up at her. I read this in high school.
Yeah right. Ororo sighed. This is the last class before lunch, Ororo. You can make it. "Alright class, settle down."
Rogue and Bobby sat at a table behind Gambit. Rogue wanted to see what kind of mischief Remy would get in. Bobby just wanted to keep an eye on his girlfriend.
"Alright class." Ororo began and gave Remy a quick glare. "Last night, I had you read pages 50 thru 55 of your Edith Hamilton Mythology book. If you all were reading it last night, you should know that this is the story of Demeter and her daughter Persephone. Who can tell me a summary of the story?" She looked at the classroom of half risen hands and made a chose. "Kitty."
"Ok like, Demeter was like the goddess of harvest and her daughter was like spring. And like one day Persephone was picking flowers in a field and Hades like kidnapped her and stuff." Kitty began. "Anyways, like Demeter got totally depressed and made winter come causing all the crops and stuff on earth to dies. So Zeus tells Hades that like he had to give Persephone back and stuff, but since she ate some seeds she had to like stay in the Underworld for only half the year. So like every time Persephone goes to the Underworld we have winter and whenever she is with her mom there's like summertime."
"That's right." Ororo said. "What would be the moral of the story?"
"Dat hot chicks shouldn't be wanderin' in fields by demselves when dere be horny gods wantin' some pussy." Remy answered before anyone else could.
Ororo couldn't even believe he just burst out and said that. Her class heard it too, and was laughing hysterically. "Gambit."
"Quoi? It be true." Remy replied. "Hades be up in the Underworld wit dead people and dey ain't exactly satisfying his needs. Den he sees de hot Persephone and says 'hey I want ta wake up tad at every morning'. So he goes up on earth and kidnaps her. Not caring it be incest and shit cuz she's his niece and stuff."
Why Goddess? Why? "Gambit." Ororo said again.
"Quoi?" Remy asked innocently. "I's just answering de question like a good student. I can't help it you making ya students read a Greek porn novel."
"Gambit, it's not porn. It's Greek Mythology." Ororo said giving him a nasty glare.
"Den de Greeks be perverted." Remy replied. "Cuz dey got dis Pygmalion guy on page 112 and he be trying ta git it on wit his statue."
Pain in the ass has to find everything and turn it into something dirty. Ororo took the book from him and gave him a cold stern glare. "Not another word." She said to him and got back to her discussion.
And I was having fun too. Remy sighed. Now I'm bored again. Hmm. Where are my cards at? He began digging all over his pockets. He knew he put them in there this morning despite how half awake he was.
Ororo glanced over at him to see what he was up to, hoping it wasn't anything bad. Then, she saw him pull out a deck of playing cards. Maybe he'll keep himself occupied for the next 30 minutes so I can actually teach my class in peace. She couldn't be anymore wrong.
Remy opened the box to his playing cards and pulled the fresh deck out leaving the joker and instructions in the empty box. He raised the deck to his nose and lightly flipped thru it. He loved the smell of a fresh deck. It meant he had to break them in. If you were to ask him why he loved cards so much, he would tell you it was like having 52 explosives at the palm of his hand. Of course, at the moment, he wasn't fighting. He was annoying the shit out of his Stormy.
Remy cut the deck in half and banged each on the side of the table to straighten them. He caught a quick glare Ororo gave him and instantly knew he found another way to torture her. He smirked innocently at her and shuffled his cards as loud as possible.
Ororo grinded her teeth when she heard it. She knew he was doing it on purpose just to annoy her. Maybe if I ignore him, he will stop.
Like that is going to happen. Remy knew her plan and it made him want to annoy her even more. He continued to shuffle away like an innocent soul.
After ten minutes, Remy obnoxious card shuffling was really starting to piss her off. It seemed like the more she ignored him, the more he did it to get on her nerves. And she knew he knew it too.
After she assigned her class their reading, Ororo made her move. She couldn't take it anymore. She snatched the cards out of his hands, opened up and window, and tossed them right out of the room. She stared at him coldly with her body shaking.
Remy looked at the expression on her face. Maybe it was time to leave her alone.
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When lunch break came, Ororo was more than relieved. She was so aggravated with Remy that she didn't even want to be near him at the moment. So, she let him go socialize with Rogue and her friends.
"Ororo, are you alright?" Kurt asked as he met her coming out of her classroom.
"I had a long day." Ororo replied taking him in embrace and laying her head on his chest. "And it isn't even over yet."
Kurt ran his fingers in her long white hair running into a mini paper ball along the way. "It's alright Liebling." He comforted her. "Tell me what happened."
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Yeah, another chapter done. I hope ya'll got a kick out of this one. Remy was worse this go around, wasn't he. Poor Ororo. Kurt will not be happy, I assure you.
Evan Daniels (Spyke), Rahne Sinclair (Wolfsbane), and Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man)
When I label Chapters as Part One and Part Two, it means that I will have more than one chapter with the same title.
Well. I better get cracking on Chapter 17 and finishing Perfect By Nature. See you next chapter or story.
Thanks for the reviews.
Michelle
