Kingdom Farts

Chapter 2: Why Do We Even Try?

Hey! It's Burningnightmare 59. So, what did you think of the First Chapter? We'll try to keep it simple in the future. Anyway, review, please!

So, Sora found the key in a very mysterious way. He was flirting with his ugly girlfriend Kairi, when the Keyblade fell out of the tree they were sitting under and knocked Sora out. And, of course, being the idiot Kairi is, she tried CPR.

"Ok, I've done this before…I think…Uh, push down on his chest like this- ugh! Squishy! Now, breathe into his mouth like this…"

Luckily, Sora then woke up.

Hey dodged what would have been a fatal blow to the mouth. Kairi went lips first into the sand. Sora's five year old legs moved as fast as they possibly could down to the water and dove in.

He swam out as far as he dared, and then a little more. He swam for an hour into the open ocean, but he still didn't feel safe. Finally, when his strength failed, he made it far enough to where he could no longer stand up.

He swam out with every intent to drown himself, but before he did, he looked back. Kairi was hot on his tail.

Sora's mind raced with panic and chaos. Out of the insanity finally came a sane thought:

Forget swimming, I'm out of here!

He then ran across the water to the other end of the island where he found his friend Riku. Riku was the leader, being an eight year old with gray hair.

Riku hailed him as he approached. "Hey, Sora."

"Hey."

"Were you running on water just now?"

"Yep."

"Oh. That's cool."

There was a brief silence before Riku spoke again.

"Why were you in such a hurry?"

Sora gulped. "Kairi was…was…trying to kiss me!"

The next several minutes were spent either fainting or retching all over the sand, for both of them. Not even Riku was mature enough to hold back. But, he was able to recover first.

"Hey Sora!"

"What Riku?"

"I built a boat!"

It's about time, thought Sora's sane consciousness.

"I'm not sure what to call it," Riku continued. "What do you think about the Ekscaliber?"

"Don't you mean the Excalibur?"

"Oh, right."

"I think you should name it the AQU#O !mV."

"What! That's the dumbest name I've ever heard! For this, you shall be my eternal rival!"

Sora bowed his head for a moment, then-

"So…will you take me out for a ride?"

"Sure."

Well, hurry up and review. AQU#O !mV.