Nyko: The almighty great and powerful guardian of idiots
Disclaimer: Inuyasha ain't mine, but Nyko is.
NYKO'S POV"Damn it Kagome! Why did you have to do that!"
Inuyasha's enraged voice rings out and a flock of scared birds fly away.
"You were hurting poor Koga-kun. You guys have got to stop fighting!"
"Yeah you mutt face! You're making my woman cry!"
"She's not your mate!"
Koga stands up and wraps his arms around Kagome who blushes and tries to untangle herself. Neither of the angry, territorial males notice.
"Koga-kun please let me go!"
"See, she doesn't want you to touch her you mangy wolf!"
"What was that Hanyo!"
Koga pushes Kagome behind him and she falls over. Miroku and Sango come over to help her up and get her out of the way of Inuyasha's kaze no kizu which is headed rapidly their way.
"Those lovesick idiots…" Shippo mutters while they all try to figure out a way to stop them without injuring either of them. It was definitely going to be difficult.
Meanwhile, sitting in my tree, I oversee the whole shebang with a worried golden glance.
"This isn't good…" I shake out my wild silver hair and ponder the solution to such a moronic situation.
"I know what's going to happen," I quietly murmur to myself, though the level of my voice honestly doesn't matter. I would have been ignored if I had shouted.
"Inuyasha and Koga are going to fight. Kagome will sit Inuyasha again and Koga will run away. Kagome and Inuyasha will fight and Kagome will go home mad. Inuyasha will get lonely for her, go back, make her happy again, and bring her back. That's what always happens and it will happen again."
I try to convince myself that, but to no avail. This time it was different. Inuyasha and Koga really wanted to fight this out until the death. Either way, no good could come of it and I am pretty sure one little sitting was not going to stop Inuyasha for long. It could actually hurt him. While he was sat Koga would have an advantage even if only temporary.
If Inuyasha killed Koga, Kagome would never forgive him. She would go home and probably seal up the well. She would never come back. Everyone would be miserable and I would never be born. That cannot be allowed to happen. And if Koga kills Inuyasha, I can't be born without a father, so that's a definite no no.
"What to do, what to do?" If I go in there and break up the fight it would be awkward. There would be questions bombarded at me and I could just imagine trying to answer them
"What are you doing?" Let's see, I'm breaking up a fight.
"Why are you doing that?" Um, because Inuyasha needs to fall in love with Kagome and have me.
"What? How would you know something like that?" Oh you know.
Did I forget to mention that I'm your future shape shifting daughter and I have been wandering the earth for millenias. I even helped deliver you at birth Inuyasha. Isn't that grand?
"Oh yeah, I'm really going to tell them that."
Obviously I had been wrong because right after I said that, Kagome peered up and whispered to Sango:
"I just heard someone. I think they're up in that sakura hana tree over there."
Well, no prizes for genius here, but how the heck did she hear me?
Unimportant as it was to Mommy dearest, as soon as she utters that phrase, her beloved half demon comes crashing down in front of her. He isn't down for long though before he leaps up with another swing of his mighty sword, Tetseiga.
Kagome screams for him to stop this madness but his demon side is fiery and he is too far gone to hear what she is saying. Same goes for the skinny wolf over there trying to claw Inuyasha's eyes out and not doing a very good job.
It's hard to tell who's winning at the moment but they both seem to be inflicting a fair bit of damage upon each other.
How about if I just immobilize them both? I could perhaps, disguise myself as a passing miko and pin Inuyasha (temporarily of course) to a tree, and stun Koga. I could then take Koga away and the problem would be solved. I love my great plan. Kagome will be so happy they've stopped fighting that she won't be mad.
I sneak down the tree and hide.
"One two, three!"
I stroll out and act surprised.
"What is this? Two horrible demons fighting? And look here! They have taken hostages! I'll save you poor dears!"
No, it wouldn't score any brilliance awards, but it worked anyhow. Inuyasha and Koga froze and gave me ample time to shoot of an arrow. Once Inuyasha was secured I paralyzed Koga and picked him up.
"This foul demon should be disposed of."
Ok, so I'm a drama queen. I turn to the startled Kagome and company.
"Fair ladies and gentle sir, you are free now, so please run away back to the village the vile monsters stole you from before the silver haired one awakes! Farewell!"
As I leap off in the direction of the wolf I change shape again to that of a pretty wolf-girl. I'm not sure that they really bought my little scheme but now I can still be born. I consider killing the load in my arms and think better of it as his eyes open.
I would feel sorry for Ayame if she had no man. Err, wolf. I'm not sure.
"What's going on?" The award winning question of the year.
"I found you a little ways back. You had been paralyzed by miko power and I revived you with some herbs I had. I'm so glad you're feeling better. I smelled that you were a leader and I am on my way to your den as we speak."
I smile at him as I act all cute and cuddly. Inside I cannot decide if I want to throw up or laugh more.
We arrive at the den and I set him down gently.
"Bye Handsome!"
I wave and speed away before I start cracking up. Feeling very smug, I allow myself some time to laugh on the way back. Not only have I had a good work out running around, but another one of my brilliant plans have saved the relationship of Inuyasha and Kagome, my dear parents.
Speaking of dear parents.
"What the hell?"
I scurry up a tree to survey the damage here. Inuyasha is bleeding all over, heavily wounded, and Kagome is trying to bandage him up. Unfortunately, Inuyasha decides to take out his pain on poor Kagome.
"Get away from me you wench!"
"Inuyasha calm down!" Miroku tries to lend a hand.
"Stay out of this you pervert monk!" And is promptly shot down.
"I'm trying to help you!"
"this
wouldn't have happened if you hadn't been flirting with that
wolf!"
A new angle. Kagome gasped in horror. Have you ever
noticed that Inuyasha is much smarter and more creative when he is
yelling at Kagome?
"I was not flirting with him! "
"I saw you!"
"Sit!"
Inuyasha collapsed, partly because of his wounds and the sit didn't help.
"I'm going home!"
Kagome storms off in tears. At least I know that Mr. Idiot will be able to fix this mess he's made. My work for now is done.
After Kagome leaves, I lean back and decide to take a nap in this highly comfortable tree which is in a very convenient spot. Inuyasha won't be moving for awhile and everyone else will be taking care of him. It also helps that the well is only 15 feet away so when Inuyasha heads back to win over his damsel, I'll be able to follow him.
Man I am TIRED!
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…"
Author's Note:
Oh gosh am I tired! I totally relate to poor Nyko. So this was a change huh? This was back in time a little bit to show that Nyko had always been there helping them. Perhaps it is her that is sending them all the visions? hint hint In any case, if anyone was wondering, let's just say that Miroku and Sango are somewhere far far away. If anyone reviews and says they want me to I can write a chapter about them, but the main focus here is on Inuyasha, Kagome, and Nyko. Nyko can alter her looks as well as other abilities she gained from the curse that was laid on her. If enough peeps review I might even continue this story so you can find out why she's cursed. So please Review!
Author's Note to Meghan and Heather(and anyone else who knows me):
Yes Nyko is my cat, but she told me she wanted to be a star in one of my stories so here you are. Got any complaints? AIM me. I am Kailaraiya in case you forgot.
Rurouni Kai
