Leaves off at "when they were like sleeping or rather going to sleep" this was what happens after…have fun!
"Loser." Bakura whispered smiling. "Geek." Ryou whispered. "Lez." Bakura whispered. "Fag." Ryou whispered. "Shit head." Bakura whispered. "Cockroach." Ryou whispered giggling. "Yo now that just crosses the line! No one calls me "cockroach" and gets away with it!" Bakura said pushing Ryou off the bed. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean if offensively." Ryou said panicking. "You just called me cockroach! You know how bad that is!" Bakura asked grabbing Ryou by his shirt. "No. I'm sorry!" Ryou said. "You…just called me…Marik!" Bakura said throwing Ryou on the bed. "Ooh…that is a diss." Ryou said. "Bitches!" Marik screamed from outside their windows. "And now Ryou…I'm going to wrestle you. Because you pissed me off." Bakura said throwing himself on Ryou and wrestling him. "Ow Bakura!" Ryou screamed. Marik stood outside the door hearing what he "thought" was perverted noises. "Ow Ryou! You bit me!" Bakura screamed. "Well you pulled me!" Ryou shouted. "I wanna join too! I wanna join too!" Marik screamed. Bakura pulled up his towel and opened the door panting. Marik gasped and saw Ryou strangled in the blanket. "And you didn't call me! Bitches." He said pushing Bakura aside. "I got my birthday wrestle." Ryou giggled. "It's easy to jump him." Bakura said holding up his towel. "Are you naked!" Marik asked pulling off Bakura's towel. "Marik!" He screamed. "Damn boxers. That's why I don't sleep with any." He admitted walking towards Ryou. "Do you have any on now?" Ryou asked. "Wanna check?" Marik asked smiling and giggling breathlessly. Ryou inched his hand towards Marik and felt a slap on his wrist. "Don't you dare." Bakura said firmly. "I wasn't going to do anything," Ryou said rubbing his wrist. "Wish you did." Marik sighed. Marik turned to look at a picture hanging from Bakura's wall. Ryou looked to see if Bakura was looking and felt Marik's butt to see if he actually had boxers on. "Bakura…you desperate person. If you wanted me just ask. But I'll need money." Marik said hanging from Bakura's shoulder. "Ugh. Get off you freak. The last thing I would want is you." Bakura pushed Marik and sat on the bed. Ryou struggled to get out of the blanket and when he did he fell to the floor. "I'll be back. Need some wawa." Ryou said lifting his pants. Bakura stared and blinked when Ryou went downstairs. "You were checking out his ass! Oh my god. I saw you!" Marik said laughing. Bakura blushed "No I wasn't!" "Then why are you blushing? Hmm?" Marik smiled narrowing his eyes. "Lay off!" Bakura said stubbornly crossing his arms. "I'll lay on Ryou. Oh yea…ass checker." Marik clapped his hands. "What's wawa?" Bakura scratched his head in confusion. "Water in baby talk. Retard." Marik said sucking his thumb. Bakura eyed Marik. "Is that a sign?" "Yea a sign of what I'm gonna do to Ryou. Whoo!" He wiped drool off his face and resumed sucking his thumb. Ryou came in with a sippy cup filled with hot chocolate. Marik stuck his hand out towards Ryou. Ryou stared at Marik's hand and at Marik then back at his hand. "What?" He said taking the sippy cup from his mouth. Marik said nothing and kept his hand out. Ryou slapped Marik's hand and felt his sippy cup leave his hand. "Hey! That's mine!" He screamed. Marik took a sip and when it was empty he gave it back to Ryou. "You sure do know how to make chocolate milk Ryou." Marik said wiping his face on Bakura's shirt. "Bitch. Wipe your perverted mouth somewhere else." Bakura said pushing Marik away. Marik kneeled on the floor and wiped his mouth on Ryou's pants. "Asshole! Don't go wiping your mouth on Ryou's pant neither!" Bakura screamed. "You said wipe them somewhere else…so I did." Marik saw Ryou go downstairs again and stared at Bakura. He started coughing and in the cough he would say "Ass checker". "Shut up! I didn't do anything!" Bakura screamed kicking Marik. "Marik." Ryou called from down stairs. "See you my sexies calling me." Marik said running down stairs. "Yes…?" "Your Yami's here looking for you." Ryou said getting his sippy cup from the microwave. "Aw…dammit!" Marik said disappointed. He kicked the door closed on Yami Marik's face and kissed Ryou. "Bye now Ryou." He said running out the door.
Ryou placed a hand on his lip and saw Bakura walk in folding his arms. "I can be your official body guard if you'd like me too. Protect you from people like Marik." He said. Ryou took a big sip from his sippy cup and shook his head. "That's ok. He won't do it again." "Yea next time he'll do something worse. Trust me Ryou. It's guys like Marik that always have to get what they. If you're not careful he might slip you one. Being this as a warning and from experience." Bakura sighed. "He pulled one on you?" Ryou asked. "Hell fuck no! If he touches me he wouldn't be alive anymore." Bakura said. "But hey I'm just warning you Ryou. Watch your back and if you don't…Marik's gonna get it." He added walking back up stairs. Ryou walked to his room and tossed the ring in a corner. "I don't get Bakura. Marik's my friend he won't do anything strange." Ryou yawned and cuddled with his pillow.
"Cock-a-doodle-doo" Some gay rooster crowed. Bakura threw his knife out the window and stabbed the bird. "Here's my breakfast." He said showing the bird in his mouth. "Did you just eat my neighbors rooster?" Ryou asked rubbing his eyes. "Perhaps." Bakura said slurping the bird's feathers. Ryou wrinkled his nose disgustedly. "Want some?" Bakura said taking the leg out of his mouth. Ryou gagged and walked to his room. Bakura grabbed a glass of water and walked slowly to Ryou's room. "Hey Ryou do we…" Ryou gasped and covered himself. "Bakura! Get out of here! I'm changing!" Ryou screamed. "I-I'm sorry R-ryou." Bakura said closing the door quickly. He heard the lock and Ryou sigh. "Marik's right." Bakura said sitting on the couch blushing a little. Ryou unlocked his door a few minutes later and saw Bakura sitting on the couch staring into space. "Are you…coming to school with me?" Ryou asked blushing. "No. I'm staying home." Bakura replied slowly. "Alright…s-see you at 3 then." Ryou walked to school and met up with Marik who was rushing out of the museum. "Come on Yami we're gonna be late!" He yelled. "Calm your ass. Damn I can't even eat breakfast." Yami Marik said shoving a bar in his mouth. Ryou walked past Marik and felt someone grasp his waist. "Where you going Ryou? Didn't even say hi to me!" Marik said putting his head over Ryou's shoulder. "Hey Marik. I didn't see there. What's up?" He asked trying to get away from Marik. "Nothing. Going to school with you now." Marik said holding Ryou tightly. "I really have to get going Marik. I-I need to talk to one of my teachers. I think I'm failing math. See you." Ryou quickly got away from Marik and ran towards the school.
"Well look who decided to join us in school today. Did you enjoy your break Ryou?" Joey asked. "Yes I did very much." Ryou said politely. "Well good because I'm gonna "break" you in half! By the way what did you get for your birthday?" Joey asked. "I…I got nothing." Ryou nervously took a seat away from Joey and saw Joey walk up to him and place his hands on his desk. "Come on Ryou. You had to get something." Joey said. "I got a kiss from Bakura." Ryou said. "What?" Joey said confused. "Huh?" I didn't say that out loud did I! He didn't really give me one. It was just in my dream. I wonder why I had that dream? Hmm. Maybe…nah. "I said I got a nickel from Yami Marik, a doll from Marik, empty hair gel from Yugi and Yami Yugi, 250 dollars from my dad, and something special from Bakura." Ryou said. "250 dollars! From just your dad! You must be rich then!" Joey screamed. "No…not really." Ryou said quietly. "Give me the money." Joey whispered. "M-my money? No…I can't. It's mine. I got it for my birthday." Ryou said. "Sharing is caring." Joey said. "I can't sorry Joey." Ryou ended the discussion and started writing things in his notebook. A paper hit his head during Science class and he opened it, which read:
Dear Ryo,
Meet me after school. I need some help with my homework and I'm going out today it's very important that you teach me how to do this. My grade is depending on it. It's depending on you. Meet me outside at aporiximately (That says "approximately) 3:15 near the side of the school where no one can see you helping me. Hidden away from everyone and everything. Do we got a deal? I really need your help.
Yes or NoDon't reject this…or I'll fail because of you.
Joey WheelerRyou read the line "Hidden away from everyone and everything" and thought before he circled. "Ah, whatever. He just needs help." Ryou circled yes and flicked it over to Joey. Joey smiled. "Ryou…are you tutoring Joey on this lesson?" The teacher asked as everyone was leaving. "Oh yea. He asked me to meet him somewhere so I can help him." Ryou said. "Good. Ok. Thank you Ryou saves me time and effort." The teacher said smiling. Ryou walked to the lunchroom and sat by his usual self sighing and putting his head down on the table. "I wish Marik would come and sit with me at least." He said. (Bakura)-Hey Ryou. Having fun at school? Ryou lifted his head and looked around. "Who said that?" He asked himself (Bakura)-Ryou it's me Bakura. Don't you recognize my voice? I'm speaking to you through telepathy. Don't you remember I can do that? (Ryou)-Bakura…hey how are you? I'm doing pretty well. Tutoring Joey after school. So I'll see you home about a billion hours late. Joey's a slow person. Probably take him a year to figure out what 2+2 is. (Bakura)-I'm doing well too. Bored is all. Kinda wish I had company. You can't…like…skip school can you? (Ryou)-Why do you want "my" company? You never wanted it before. (Bakura)-Well…honestly…truthfully…I have. I never felt lonely when you were home. How much of this school do you have to go too? (Ryou)-Pretty long time. I'm still in 9th grade Bakura. I still need…10th, 11th, 12th and then college. Then I start a job or at least look for one. So…I really won't spend a lot of time with you. Unless I enroll you in school with me and you can learn and be with me at the same time Ryou blushed at that thought and giggled to himself. (Bakura)-And this "school"…is it fun? (Ryou)-You can't expect it to be fun all the time it could be fun once in a while (Bakura)-Sounds good. Will you be with me all the time? (Ryou)-I…I g-guess so I mean I can arrange to assign you in all my classes and say you're my brother who just came from Egypt or something and you need help learning the American custom. (Bakura)-Anything for me to be with you is all I want. Well…have fun Ryou. See you at home. Ryou blushed furiously and sighed.
"What's up R? Snigger slice of pie." Marik said sitting next to him. "I'm…I'm good." Ryou said. "Why aren't you sitting with your friends?" He asked. "I…I don't have any." Ryou said sadly. "That's so sad. Come on I'll introduce you to some of my friends." Marik said grabbing Ryou's hand and walking over to his table. "Everyone may I have your attention?" Everyone ignored Marik and watched to see how many grapes Yami Mairk could stuff in his mouth. "Everyone! Attention! Now!" Marik screamed at his table. Yami Marik puffed up his cheeks and looked at Marik. "Thank you. Everyone…this is Ryou. Ryou Bakura." "Hi Ryou!" Everyone at the table said waving. "H-hi." Ryou said nervously. "Sit down Ryou I'll tell you everyone's name shortly." Marik said patting his seat next to him. Marik purposely put his hand on Ryou's seat so Ryou can sit on it and he can feel on his ass. "Well Ryou. This here is…Bob from ATML." Bob snorted. "This is Janet…she likes Yugi…a lot." Marik said. "I like Yugi. I like Yugi. I like Yugi. I like Yugi. I like Yugi. I like Yugi. Fuck me Yugi. I like Yugi. I like Yugi. I like Yugi." Janet said in monotone rocking in her chair. "This is Booby. He thinks he's an…actual boob." "When will I be old enough to skirt milk…like a real boob?" Booby said. "And lastly this is fatass…or Yami Marik." Marik said. "Alright. My group has this thing. You're the new kid in our group Ryou…so stand right there really quick away from the group." Marik ordered. Ryou obeyed and stood near a door. A few minutes later they called Ryou over and Ryou sat on a whoopee cushion. Ryou got up embarrassed and Booby skirted milk on his pants making it seemed like he peed. "I'm a real booby Marik! I can skirt milk!" Booby cried. Yami Marik fired grapes at Ryou's head shooting them from his mouth like a machine gun. Marik stuck his leg out and tripped Ryou making another girl trip and drop her food on him. "He has been initiated." Marik said making his hands in "prayer" formation…then bowing his head. "Shark bait boo-hah hah." They said all bowing. Ryou watched everyone look at him and grabbed a piece of spaghetti from his shirt. "Welcome Ryou. You are now part of the KKK." Marik said. "KKK?" Ryou asked trying to clean himself up. "The kool kids klub," Booby said. "Why…why did you dirty me?" Ryou asked. (Marik)-Because everyone loves a dirty man Ryou. And as for me…you're turning me on just standing there.> Marik smiled at Ryou who was now staring at him in disgust. "Well…I'm glad to be initiated in the KKK…but I need to go clean myself now. Bye." Ryou walked to the bathroom and cleaned his hair, which was full of spaghetti. (Bakura)-Ryou? Are you ok? You don't feel ok. I can sense it. What happened? (Ryou)-I'm fine really Bakura. Just a little stressed out with Marik. (Bakura)-He didn't pull a fast one on you did he! (Ryou)-No. No not at all. It's just…I got covered with spaghetti and now I'm dirty. His friends are a bit weird. I mean one thinks he's a boob, the other is a nerdy type pig, and the other one is obsessed with Yugi. They all "initiated" me. More like embarrass. (Bakura)-Don't worry Ryou. You won't need to hang out with them anymore. When I go to school with you tomorrow…I'll be on you like blood on a steak. (Ryou)-That's a real bad simile Bakura. But you made me feel better. Thanks see you in a couple minutes. Ryou came out of the bathroom and was greeted by Joey. "Come on tutoring time." Joey said grabbing his hand and walking him to the side of the school. (Bakura)-Ryou I sense danger. Where are you? (Ryou)-Bakura I'm fine I'm tutoring Joey. I'll see you in a bit.
"Ok. What do you need help on?" Ryou asked. Joey snapped his finger and a group of thug looking boys appeared. "They need tutoring lessons too?" He asked. Everyone jumped on Ryou and searched him for his money. "Got it!" Joey said making off with his money and pals. Ryou got up wobbling and wiped blood off his chin.
"Why is Bakura always right?" Ryou asked himself dragging himself home. Bakura started laughing at whatever was on the history channel and held his stomach. "That guy was attacked by a turkey!" He laughed loudly and heard the door close followed by a thud. "Ryou! You're home! Ryou. Ryou? Are you alive?" Bakura asked panicking a little. He stared at Ryou's blood spots and helped him up. "Ryou are you awake?" He asked. "Barely." Ryou replied weakly. "What the hell happened?" Bakura stood Ryou up and wiped his shirt. "Joey didn't really need tutoring lessons he just wanted to get my 250 dollars my dad had given me for my birthday. I was going to save that money to buy a car…I needed that much left to get the car I've always wanted." Ryou sighed. (Marik)-I told you. You should have transferred to Geico! I saved more money for car insurance with Geico. You can never go wrong qith a commercial with a dancing Gecko> (Ryou)-Marik…It's a car…not car insurance. Bakura growled and smacked Ryou's face making him bleed more. "You're so stupid Ryou! I warned you!" Bakura screamed. "Ow. You didn't have to hit me." Ryou said teary-eyed wiping his face. "Yes I did! And I'm not done either! I'm hitting you…" Bakura trailed off. "For the hell of it." Ryou said still rubbing his face. Bakura hit Ryou several times and dropped him to the floor. "Don't you get smart with me!" Bakura said angrily picking up Ryou by his hair and putting him face to face with him. "Now…if you don't like what I'm doing to you…you'd be more careful now. Not just with me…but with other people as well. I may have been somewhat nice to you but if you get smart or bitchy with me I'll hurt you. And if you thought that hurt…Ra you've got another thing comin'" Ryou grabbed his wrist and wiped his blood on his shirt. "I'm sorry Bakura." Ryou said frightened. Bakura let go of Ryou's hair forcefully. The sight of Ryou's blood made him sigh uneasily. He inched closer to Ryou till he was directly face to face with him again. "Please don't hurt me again. I'll do anything you want just stop making me bleed." Ryou pleaded. Bakura saw blood drip down Ryou's lip and he clenched his fists. "Bakura? W-what are you looking at? You're not gonna…" He trailed off when Bakura licked his chin. He blushed and smacked Bakura. "What was that for!" Ryou shouted still blushing. "Just as I thought." Bakura said smirking. "What? Thought what?" Ryou asked feeling light headed. Bakura took hold of Ryou's hand, which was cold. "Why?" Ryou asked half conscious. "Sleep Ryou." Bakura said touching Ryou's cut and licking his blood. "Oh no! Ryou's hurt! My senses…they be tingling!" Marik screamed running into the door and breaking it down. Ryou Fell into Bakura's arms unconscious. "Ryou! Oh my god! My lover! What did you do to him you…you…you…Michael Jackson!" Marik screamed. "Marik. Leave I will treat Ryou's wounds…my way. The pleasant way." He chuckled and left for his room. "Oh no you don't! I know what you mean by "the pleasant way!" Don't you dare think about making him pies! That's my homie R snigger slice of pie you're messing with!" Marik said blocking Bakura. "Don't worry Marik. I won't make Ryou…"pie" Bakura said. He started laughing and pushed Mairk aside. He closed the door in Marik's face. Marik fell in front of the door and sat still there.
"Oh where oh where has my little dog gone…oh where oh where can he be!" Marik screeched. "Oh Susanna oh won't you cry for me…because I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knees. Break it down! Egyptian style! Oh Cleo-patra oh don't you cry for me I know I'm fine and that's divine and I'll come from Arabia. I gotta work on that last part. Marik began singing that song…(you know the one when you ride one of those horses that you stick a quarter in…you probably don't know) well he started singing that one. Mary had a little sheep, little sheep, little sheep. Mary had a little sheep who's fleece was white as snow!" Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun…chh…chh…cha…chh…cha…chh…cha…chh. Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner I'm not a perfect perso-o-o-on. There's many thing I wished I never…um…did. I never meant to do those things I um…make out with you. And I have things to say before I go…and I want you to kno-o-o-o-w. I found a REASON to be! The reason to start anew! And the reason is R-you! I'm sorry that…Bakura hurt you. It's something he was meant with everyday. I know the pain he put you through. I wished he'd fucking take it all away and let me be the one who catches all your tears. That's why I need you to hear. I found a reason for me…to change who I used to be! A reason to start over new! And the reason is R-YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-U! And the reason is R-YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU! And the reason is R-YO-O-O-O—O-O-O-OU!" Marik screeched and panted. "If you're feeling like a pimp snigger R homie slice of pie go and brush your shoulders off (chh chh) Ishizu's his pimp too go and brush her hair right off (chh chh ahh ahh) Sniggers a crazy baby don't forget that hoe told you get…that dirt of your should…(chh chh) she said to get that dirt off your shoulders…(chh chh) Break it down! If you're feeling like an Marik Egyptians go and brush your tube socks off (chh chh) Ryou's a pimp too go and brush his tube socks off (chh chh) Bak-Bak-Kura's a crazy baby don't forget that boy told you get…that dirt off your tube socks (chh chh) he said to get that dirt off your tube socks (chh chh). Round and round you go. round and round you go. lemme hear you say scrub the wall yea scrub the wall. Then scrub Ryou's ass. What! Scrub Ryou's ass! O-kay!" Marik screamed imitating Lil' John.
2 ½ hours later…
"Lemme see you one two step. I love it when you one two step. Everybody one two-step. Take my breath AW-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A—A-Y! OOOOOOOO AHHHHH! JUST TAKE MY BREATH JUST TAKE MY BREATH JUST TAKE MY BREATH AWAY! TAKE MY BREATH AWA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A—A-A-A-A-A-A—A-AA-" "Ok! Marik! I give up! You win! Ya no mas! (No more in Spanish…you must be wondering how the fuck does Gringo Bakura know Spanish!) Just go home Ryou's sound asleep." Bakura said almost shouting. "I didn't do it for you to open. I did it for money bitch." Marik said opening his hand. Bakura put a penny and kicked him out. "Pokemon gotta catch 'em all gotta catch 'em all Pokemon! We all live (live) in a Yu-gi-oh world! I wanna be the bestest duelist of them all!" Marik continued singing by Bakura's window. "Shut the fuck up Marik!" Bakura yelled throwing a shoe at him and dropping him down the apartment stairs. Bakura sighed in relief and rubbed his head. He walked back to his room and saw Ryou still sleeping (well…unconscious to be precise) in the bed. Bakura touched Ryou's cut again and licked the blood from his finger. "I…wonder what's on TV." He jumped into bed next to Ryou and grabbed his hand. "This is so much better than popcorn." He said sucking Ryou's cut up finger.
Later that night…(2:45 A.M)
Ryou finally awoke from his unconscious stage and took his finger out of Bakura's mouth. Bakura moaned and grabbed Ryou's finger again. "Let me go!" Ryou hissed. "No. I want you Ryou." Bakura moaned hugging Ryou's waist. Ryou sighed and saw Bakura lift his head quickly. "What time is it?" He asked growling lowly and rubbing his eye. Ryou stayed quiet and felt Bakura lean over him…more like lay over him. "2:46. Damn and Ryou still hasn't awakened yet? I'm getting pretty worried. I hope I didn't overdue myself. Ah, what am I worrying about. Its just Ryou. He never meant anything to me anyway. He's just my vessel and light half…no big deal." Bakura said to himself. Ryou moaned and felt blood drip own his cheek. "Breakfast." Bakura said sucking on Ryou's cheek. Ryou opened his eyes and blushed. "He tastes good. I'd like to get stuck in a desert for a week and be a cannibal with him with me." Bakura said wiping his mouth. Ryou closed his eyes making sure Bakura didn't notice he was awake and listened. "It's not like I'd eat him anyway. I like him too much to hurt him. I dunno why I hurt him last time. What got into me? Maybe it was my rage…with Ryou never obeying me or thirsts for more blood or both. I wonder if…" He said looking at Ryou's lip. He stopped talking. Why did he stop talking? He's not looking at me I hope. I'M not bleeding somewhere else am I? Even though…when he sucked my cheek it…I…liked it. The bed made a squeaky noise and everything was pretty quiet. Bakura put his hand on Ryou's stomach and the other on his face. What's he doing! He feels warm. Is his hand on my mouth? It feels pretty warm there too. Bakura kissed Ryou for a long while and stopped when he head "We all live (live) in a Yu-gi-oh world." "Fuck you Marik." Bakura growled licking his lips. H-he…h-he…h-he…he k-k-ki-kis-kissed me! I knew it wasn't a dream! I knew it would happen. I wish I could wake up and…kiss…him…back. Wait…I'm already conscious. I'm already awake. I'll just open my eyes. Ryou opened his eyes slowly and sat up. "Ryou. You're awake." Bakura said. I thought he'd be a little bit more excited to see me finally awake. Ryou sighed. "Yea…what happened to me?" "You were unconscious but let's not go into that. "Why? I remember everything. But if you don't want to talk about it that's fine too." "I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that I had a dog licking or…or…or sucking on my cheek." Ryou said watching Bakura closely for any signs. "Wow that's…that's one strange dream Ryou." Bakura said pulling on his ear. "I also had a dream that…that, that dog lcked my mouth or something like that. Pretty strange hat a dog would lick me there. That's nasty." Ryou said chuckling. "What…what color was this "dog?" Bakura asked. "It was white." "A cute white dog licked you. Pretty cool." He said sweating. Should I just come out and say it? I'm killing the poor guy. "Bakura…I…know…it was you." Ryou said. "Well look at the time. Time for my morning bird of the day." Bakura said rushing out. Ryou stayed in bed and heard screaming downstairs. "How the fuck did you get in my house!" He heard Bakura yell. "I am a cockroach remember." Marik said. "Oh god Marik's here." Ryou said groaning. He heard struggling and gagging and rushed downstairs.
(You'd think it would be Bakura choking Marik…don't you?) When Ryou rushed downstairs he saw Bakura choking Marik and beating his head.(Well you guessed right)"Mr. Yami Bakura!" Ryou yelled. Bakura turned to look at Ryou and punched Marik's head one more time…then got his full attention on Ryou. "Let him go. Maybe he has a good reason of being here." Ryou said. Doubt it. "Thank you Ryou." "I have a special announcement to make. I have hired a lawyer to attend our court ceremony today. I choose you Bak-Bak-Kura!" Marik pretends to throw a pokeball and starts laughing hysterically for 1 hour straight. "Anyway. I choose you Bak-Bak-Kura." He started laughing again for another hour. "Damn you whoever gave birth to him." Bakura mumbled. "Anyway. Bak-Bak-Kura I am taking you to court for sexually molesting a mere child, and then when he didn't follow you, you beat him to a pulp. You sick, sick man." Marik said. "I didn't sexually molest a child! I didn't hit Ryou!" Bakura yelled angrily. Ryou started coughing and when Bakura glared at him he stopped. "Yes you did! I saw you! It says it on your pokemon card! Look:
Bak-Bak-Kura
HP: 1
Type: Darkness
Attack strength
100
Moves
Fists of fury, Jaws of Life, and Millennium Ring's special powers
Bak-Bak-Kura is a ruthless thief who will stop at nothing to get what he wants…even if it means hurting those who are close to him. His special attack of "Fist of Fury" deals with an ultimate punch that will make you bleed all over. Best watch out when he's hungry because Jaws of Life can kill you with just one strike. His cute and cuddly appearance may get you off guard but if you anger him get ready for an eternity in the Shadow Realm due to his millennium rings Special ability.Special Move
Michael Jackson
This moves always Bak-Bak-Kura to sexually molest anyone he pleases. As long as it pleasures him he does not care. Just be active or he'll kill you with just one jump.
Marik handed Bakura his card and smiled. "Now I'm taking you to court." "H-hey I wanna special card like that." Ryou said snatching Bakura's. "Oh right here." Marik said. Look:
Ryou Bakura
HP infinite (like his love for Marik)
Type: Loving towards Marik, light
Attack strength
100 (because he really loves Marik)
Moves
Marik love, More Marik loving, The most Marik loving
Ryou Bakura is a sweet cuddly person who loves Marik very much. He loves to please him and let's Marik do whatever he wants to him. He doesn't like his Yami and will do anything to get Marik. Lucky for him Marik already loves him. His Marik love move is the least strongest love towards Marik but the most Marik loving is…onviously the most. Ryou loves Marik 143 Marik!
Special Move
The Marik melter
This move is the strongest Ryou has. Makes him invincible to Marik. So in that mode…he gets to do stuff to Marik…rarr! AND MARIK ONLY!
Ryou stared at his card, as did Bakura. "This picture of me was pretty good where did you get it?" Ryou asked. "Well…"
"Dream Skit"
Marik: Yes! I'm in Ryou's house! And no sign of Bakura! Let's see where dos Ryou keep his pictures?
Rummages through the drawersMarik: Ah, I've found them. Now to find the sexiest one… which will be mighty difficult on the count of he's sexy all over.
Is in Ryou's last album filled with picturesDamn Ryou everyone loved Ryou as a baby. Gasp Adult pictures! Whoa…Ryou and his chicken pox. N-no shirt on. I'm keeping this as a memento.
Dream Skit Ends (Story continues)
"I really don't know" He lied. Bakura groaned and growled. "Just leave already!" He screamed. "No I'm taking you to court and this…this is my lawyer. He pulled out from nowhere a sock puppet. "A sock puppet?" Bakura said cocking an eyebrow. "Yes. He's a good debater. Now let's go! I have to pay by the hour." Marik said.
At the court room…
The jury will rise (jury of sock puppets) raise your right hands and be sworn." The Clerk said. "Do you solemnly swear that you will try the issue now to be given you? That you will speak nothing to anyone of the business or matters you have in hand, but among yourselves? And that—"Dude I'm gonna be broke! By the hour guy! Come on speed the process!" Marik screamed. "You will keep it until you deliver it up in court? Do you all swear?" He continued. "We do." The socks puppets said due to Marik's voice over. "Commence." He said sitting down.
Bak-Bak-Kura! Where were you on the night of July 4th 1928!" Marik asked putting his face close to his. "I don't know where the fuck I was. Home I guess." Bakura said punching Marik's face away. "I object!" Marik's sock puppet lawyer squeaked. "What is it socky?" Marik asked. "Bak-Bak-Kura on July 4th was putting explosives…mainly cherry bombs in my mothers drawer!" Socky (Marik) squeaked. "He can't do that. Not without the judges permission." Ryou said. Everyone started at a giant tube sock. "He's right." The tube sock boomed. "What the fuck Tubbie! You're on my side remember! Don't fall for Ryou's sexy…pretty…hot…mmm face." Marik said dreamily. "Get on with it you bastard!" Bakura yelled. The court of socks gasped. "He said the B word!" They screamed. "Don't make me put you all in washers!" Bakura screamed. "Ahhh!" The socks screamed going frantic. "Bakura stop teasing them." Ryou said. "I'm going to ask you one more time Bakura. Where were you the night of July 4th 1928!" Marik asked. "Home Marik. I was home." Bakura said impatiently. "Doing what?" Marik asked. "Just sitting there on my ass." Bakura said. "I object!" Socky (Marik) screeched. "God dammit! Shut the fuck up Sock…Marik!" Bakura screamed. "Bakura was not sitting on his ass he was doing something else. He swore in court he can be arrested you know!" Socky (Marik) said. "Ok you wanna know what I was doing! Huh! You wanna know that much! Since "sitting on my ass" isn't enough detail for you and does not please your "sockiness" I was fucking the TV. You happy? Descriptive and disgusting. Fucking my TV was what I was doing." Bakura said. "Oh god Bakura. I touched that TV." Ryou said looking at his hands. "The attorney and socky rest." Marik said wiping sweat off his forehead. "Ryou come up to the stand." The head chief Tubbie (also Marik) said. Ryou walked up in the stand and took a seat. "The…witness shall take stand. Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?" The clerk said. "Um…yea I guess." Ryou said. "Proceed." He said. "Ryou. I've heard a great deal about you. Smart… That's basically it. Oh and you're hot. But I know that deep within you…you are hiding that Bak-Bak-Kura over there or preferably "TV fucker" has secretly molested you…Am I right?" Marik asked. "No. Bakura never touched me. You know I wanna why I'm here this has nothing to do with anything." Ryou said. "Silence! I know Bak-Bak-Kura molested you! I saw him! Last night! While you were sleeping!" Marik screamed. Bakura gulped and Ryou blushed.
"No!" Ryou screamed.
"Yes!" Marik screamed.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Y-e-e-e-e-e-s!"
"No-o-o-o-o-o!"
"Fuckin' A!" Bakura screamed.
"He didn't molest me the only thing he did was kiss me!" Ryou screamed. Gasps in the courtroom. Bakura sank in his seat. "The…the…" Marik broke down crying. "You cheated on me!" He cried. "No I'm lying! I'm gonna get arrested now!" Ryou screamed panicking. "Oh. Ok. Whew I thought you were cheating on me. Anyway! He touches you doesn't he! And he beat you up! I remember clearly from yesterday when I was singing beautifully—Bakura coughed and Marik stuck the finger at him . "He said, "Don't worry Marik…I won't make Ryou "pie". Marik squealed. "And your point is? He's not gonna make me pie." Ryou said folding his arms. "Don't you know what that is! It's…its…s-e—"For Ra's sake Marik! Why the fuck would I do that! I'm a fucking man! Reese's." Bakura said angrily. "It's Jesus Bakura." Ryou said. "But the chocolate god back in Egypt was Reese's." Bakura said. "Makes sense." Ryou said. "This is injustice! Bakura molested and beat up Ryou!" Marik screamed. "Liar!" Bakura yelled. "Can I sit back on the seat next to Bakura?" Ryou asked. "See he's hypnotizing you!" Marik said. Marik and Bakura started arguing. "Shut the fuck up everyone!" Ryou screamed. Bakura and Marik were in shock. "Ooooh he said the f word." Marik's socky said. "Shut up bitch! Let me talk!" Ryou shouted. "You wanna know what happened! Alright. Normal day at school. Got picked on by bullies, sat alone in lunch, someone dropped their lunch on me, Bakura called me from the bathroom, went to help Joey "tutor" ended up him jumping me for my money. He beat me up I went home Bakura started slapping me saying some shit there about being disobedient. Licked my chin, I got light headed and fell unconscious for several hours. I was awake at 2:45 with Bakura sucking my finger and that's when he woke up and laid over me to see the time. I liked it when he was on top of me. He stayed quiet for a little bit and I was thinking to myself what Bakura was looking at. I all of the sudden feel this unexpected kiss and the sucking of my cheek because it was bleeding. I told him it was a white dog dream and he left frightened that I might think he was weird for kissing me if I ever found out. Which honestly I don't find weird at all." Ryou explained. Bakura blushed furiously and hid his face. Marik howled like a dog and started crying. "Traitor!" He screamed. "I can't believe this. No lo puedo creer! (I can't believe it in Spanish) Shit." Marik cried. "Sorry Marik…it's true. Everything. Bakura and you know it too. I know so get over it. No molestation. No nothing. Can I go home now?" Ryou asked. "Yes. C-case closed." Marik sniffed. A dude came in and gave Marik a check then ran out. "Great! Now I got to pay 2,000 dollars for the time that we've been here." He sniffed. "Don't be sad Marik. Maybe…I dunno Bakura was drunk or something. Or still have asleep." Ryou said. "Really!" Marik asked pretty happy now. "Yes! Exactly! I was half asleep." Bakura said. "We'll talk about this later. Now Marik…wanna go to the mall?" Ryou asked. "Can we leave Bakura pwease!" He begged. "Yea ok." Ryou said. "B-but!" Bakura stuttered. "Haha." Marik laughed teasingly and walking away with Ryou. Bakura growled and grumbled.
"So! So! So! What do you wanna do! What do you wanna do!" Marik asked hyperly. "We were…going…to the mall." Ryou said. "Then can we go horseback riding, and go to Disney Land, and and and…kill Bakura and and and…run away to Egypt forever and ever and ever where we will never ever see that filthy Yami of your ever ever again!" Marik said twitchily. Oh god. How long do I have to be with him? Why Did I have to be so nice? Why! Curse myself for being nice! I just wanna go home. I feel so guilty ditching Bakura like that…should I…call him? Bakura? What do you want? I'm really sorry for…leaving you. You want to come to the mall with us? Whatever. I'm taking it as a yes. Meet us at the mall I've got a plan "You're not talking Ryou. Are you ok?" Marik asked. "No I'm ok." Ryou lied. I bet he misses his stupid Yami. Burn in hell Yami Bakura! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Marik thought rubbing his hands together.
At the mall…
"Oh…my god look at who it is. It's Bakura. I just saw you." Ryou said trying to act surprised. "You told me too—Ryou laughed and covered his Yami's mouth. "Stupid Yami's don't know anything. He chuckled nervously. "What's that supposed to mean!" Bakura asked offended. Bakura please work with me here! You don't want to be home alone do you! I invited you in secret so Marik doesn't get mad! Oh well pardon me Mr. Grouch Not now please "It is a surprise that Bakura's here." Marik said narrowing his eyes. "He's not staying is he?" He asked. "Um…yea he doesn't know the mall. In fact, I don't even know how he got here in the first place." Ryou lied. "I'm sure he can learn on his own." Marik said pulling Ryou closer to him. "I'm almost sure he can't. He can't even tie his shoes yet that's why I bought him Velcro." Ryou said grabbing Bakura's arm. "Ok fine he can stay!" Marik said pushing Bakura away from Ryou and growling at him. "Oh I'm so afraid Marik." Bakura mumbled putting his hands in his pockets. Marik gasped! "Oh…my…Ra! It's…it's it's…ELMO!" He screamed. "Oh lord." Bakura whispered rolling his eyes. "I love this guy. I love his songs!"
La, La, La, La…La, La, La, La
Elmo's world
La, La, La, La…La, La, La, La
Elmo's world
Elmo loves his gold fish…his crayon too! That's Elmo's…That's Elmo's…that's Elmo's wo-o-o-o-rld!
Marik giggled and ran up to Elmo. "Finally." Ryou sighed. "If you don't like him being all "vulture-like" on you tell him to fuck off." Bakura said stealing gum from a ladies purse. "I don't wanna hurt his feelings." Ryou said. "You gotta hurt once in a while Ryou. Do you want me to do it?" Bakura asked blowing a bubble. "Please." Ryou said. Marik came running back with the mans Elmo costume and Elmo dolls. "I'm back. Whew…Elmo sure can wrestle." Marik panted. "Marik…Ryou wanted to tell you something, but he's too concerned about your feelings to tell you." Bakura said. Good he's being nice. Ryou thought. "Telling me you love me will not hurt my feelings Ryou." Marik said hugging him. "No not that." Bakura said pushing Marik away. "He's wanted to tell you… "I love you to Ryou." Marik said kissing his cheek. "Fuck off!" Bakura yelled grabbing Ryou. "Ryou wouldn't tell me that. He likes me." Marik said. "Marik…I probably wouldn't have said it so harshly but…um…I…just need my space ok?" Ryou said nervously. "Space. I can take you to outer space if you'd like." Marik said. "Dumb ass man I swear." Bakura said folding his arms. "No…I want to be away…from you for a while." Ryou closed his eyes. "Oh…you're saying you're…tired of me? I…I understand." Marik said sadly. "I'm really sorry Marik. I'll see you tomorrow." Ryou said putting a hand on his shoulder. "Don't count on it." Marik said stubbornly and walked away dragging his Elmo costume. "Fuck off? Fuck off! Are you stupid! You know how sensitive he is." Ryou screamed. "Don't you scream at me Ryou! Remember what I told you before!" Bakura shouted grabbing and squeezing Ryou's arm. "Ok. Ok. Mercy. Mercy." Ryou said falling to his knees. "Good. No be a good bitch and buy me something. My stomach is talking." Bakura said walking away from Ryou. Should I make a run for it? Ryou stood up. He saw Bakura sitting down looking at people pass by and took him his food. "Ew. What the fuck is this Ryou! I don't eat slop. I eat meat ok. Not pork not chicken. Meat." Bakura said throwing his food on Ryou and taking the drink. "I'm…going home Bakura." Ryou said walking away from Bakura.
Ryou's P.O.V
Great Bakura's being mean to me all over again. I don't get him. He's nice to me…then he treats me bad. It's like he has these anger rages. If he hates me…why would he…kiss me it doesn't make any sense. Why would he even bother getting me a present if he didn't like me? He's so confusing.
Regular P.O.V
Ryou continued walking and bumped into someone. "Oh sorry." He apologized. "Well, well, well. If it isn't Ryou." Joey said. Oh no! Ryou thought. "Your money was very useful to me. Check out my wheels." Joey said showing Ryou his car. "That's the car I wanted!" Ryou said shocked. "Guess what! This was the last one in stock. Oh well too bad Ryou." Joey said laughing. Ryou growled and punched Joey. "Ooh. You're dead." Joey said punching Ryou back. Ryou fell to the floor and felt himself lifting himself off his feet. What's going on how am I standing? Ryou I took possession of your body. I'm not gonna let you get hurt by this guy. How did you get here Long story Bakura phased next to Ryou and grabbed Joey's wallet. "Thank you Bakura." Ryou said putting his head down. "Don't worry about it. Here take your money back." Bakura said breaking Joey's license. "Now when he drives he won't know his license is missing and when the police stop him he'll get arrested and they'll take back the car and you'll be ready to buy it." He said. Ryou sat on the ground. "Bakura? Do you hate me?" Ryou asked. "No. Why?" Bakura asked sitting next to him. "Well because…you're nice to me but then…you're mean to me and you hurt me and I'm getting different messages from you. Should I like you or should I get away from you." Ryou said. "Sorry Ryou. I didn't mean to give you that sorta "vibe". You can trust me really you can. I know I'm mean…but when I get like that I just blank out for a while and forget who I'm hurting. Sorry." Bakura said sadly. "It's ok Bakura. I forgive you. Wanna go home?" Ryou asked. "Yea. I'm kinda tired." Bakura said getting up. "I have school tomorrow. Are you sure you wanna go through with the whole thing. Once you go in…you can't be absent or tardy…at least not a lot because they'll send the cops on me." Ryou said. "If I get to be with you then I'll go wherever you are." Bakura said smiling. "You know…that's the first time you ever smiled. You should smile more often I should've brought my camera." Ryou said chuckling. "What are you know my mother?" Bakura asked. "Well I do bathe you and feed you." Ryou said. "Oh shut up you don't know anything." Bakura said. "I so do know stuff!" Ryou said. "Just shut up." Bakura said. "Ok you will call my mommy/daddy from now on." Ryou said. "Yes mother/father dear." Bakura said dully. "Good boy." Ryou said pinching his cheek. "I'll get him…later." Bakura said walking away.
