Leaves of when "Marik and these people were watching a movie"
Marik groaned. "This movie is so-o-o-o boring!" He screamed. "Hey Bakura pass me the remote." Bakura didn't move. "Bakura?" Marik said again now looking at him. "Nice…he fell asleep on me…and so did Ryou. How peachy." He said turning the lights on and turning the TV off. Bakura snored softly and shifted over one side dropping Ryou off the couch. "Ow." Ryou said rubbing his head. "Well…at least one of you is awake. Abandoners." Marik sniffed. Ryou punched Bakura's stomach waking him up. "Why'd you do that?" Bakura asked drowsily. "You dropped me off the couch…and you hurt my head." Ryou sniffed rubbing his head. "Get over it and leave me alone I'm sleepy." Bakura said covering his face and laying on the couch. "Let's do something Ryou. I'm really bored…again." Marik said. "What time is it?" Ryou asked yawning. "2:30." Marik said lowly and smiling. "Well…ok. Bakura's asleep anyway he won't know I'm gone." Ryou said.
They walked out on the street and into the boulevard of houses. "H-hey Ryou. Wanna play ding dong ditch?" Marik asked smiling. "Sure." Ryou said. What's ding dong ditch? Marik grabbed Ryou's hand and ran in front of a house. "Who lives here?" Ryou asked. "Yugi." Marik replied knocking like a maniac on the door and ringing the doorbell 30 times. "Run Ryou." Marik said jumping in a bush. "What? What do I do?" Ryou asked looking for Marik. The porch light turned on and Ryou started panicking. "Ryou? What are you doing here?" Yugi asked rubbing his eyes. "I…I um…um…came to play cards." Ryou said nervously. "Cards? I wanna play cards." Yami Yugi said popping out of nowhere. "Where's your Yami?" Yugi asked. "Oh…um…he's home…sleeping." Ryou said. He felt a tug on his pants and looked down at Marik. "Hurry up. I have stuff to tell you." Marik whispered. "Ok in a minute." Ryou said. "Are you…talking to that bush?" Yugi asked. "Um…yea…I talk to nature. It's my new thing. It really helps them grow up." Ryou said. "Ok…?" Yami Yugi said looking at him strangely. "Why didn't you bring your Yami along…we could've played?" Yugi asked. "He was sleeping." Ryou said again. Marik pinched Ryou's leg. "Ow…I got to go now. S-sorry for…disturbing you." Ryou said trying to walk away. "No wait don't go. Stay. Talk. With us." Yugi said. "No I couldn't. It's…2:45. I should be getting back home…maybe some other time." Ryou said. "Nonsense come on in." Yami Yugi said dragging Ryou inside. "Uh-oh." Marik said crawling out of the bush.
"Bakura's gonna kill me…Ryou. He doesn't have to know…I made Ryou leave." Marik said running up the stairs to their apartment. "Bakura! Ryou's gonna missing!" Marik screamed. Bakura fell off the couch and scrambled to his feet. "What! Where did he go!" Bakura asked worried. "Um…" Marik thought. I wouldn't be a really good friend if I lied…Ryou would hate me. "Um…we…we were playing…ding dong ditch and Ryou didn't know how to play and he stayed at the front of…Y-yugi's house. They took him inside even though he said he wanted to go home. It's all my fault." Marik explained putting his head down in shame. "You're damn right it's your fault. Wait till I get Ryou. As much as I hate Yugi I hate going into his house. I thought I'd never have to set foot in that place. I don't want to go to hell early! That house is hell! You're so stupid." Bakura said slipping on his shoes and grabbing Marik's arm forcefully.
"Where does this bitch live?" He asked angrily. "In the boulevard of houses just around the other side of the park." Marik said sadly. "You walked that far! You're crazy. Ryou better not be in any danger or it's your soul." Bakura said running out dragging Marik. "Bakura it was an honest mistake you don't have to threaten me to death." Marik said running behind him. "It's 3:00 what the hell could you have possibly doing! You being the "smart" one decided "Oh…let's play ding dong ditch Ryou" and send him to that hellish place where I have to go now and save his ass from becoming someone like "It's time to d-d-d-duel!" Bakura said angrily turning into the boulevard. "I'm really sorry Bakura. I should have explained the rules to him." Marik said. "No. No rules! I wanted him home! You can go play and get into any sick danger not Ryou. Unlike your Yami, I care about whoever I got stuck with. He doesn't care about you to leave you wandering about at the crack of dawn gallivanting and doing stupid stuff." Bakura said now walking checking each house. "My Yami does care about me! Who the hell told you he didn't! The nerve! I shouldn't help you at all." Marik said. Bakura grabbed Marik's shirt. "You're helping me because it's your fault he's somewhere that's not home! And if you don't help me find him I'll make you suffer!" Bakura said angrily. "Chill out Bakura I bet nothing is happening to him. You're just wasting your breath…and spit." Marik said wiping spit off his face. Bakura growled angrily and pushed Marik on the floor. "Which house is it!" He shouted. Marik pointing to the corner house and watched Bakura walk growling angrily.
He beat the door and pushed the doorbell in so far it broke. He heard laughing and kicked the door down. "Where are you?" Bakura asked himself walking around the house. "May I help you?" Yugi's grandfather asked. "Yea where's the stupid kid?" Bakura asked angrily. "Upstairs in his room." Yugi's grandfather said eating a sandwich. Bakura grumbled and plodded up the steps. "Ha Ha we got you now Ryou." He heard Yugi say laughing. He flung the door open and looked around the now silent room. Yugi got off of Ryou and brushed himself off. "Hey Bakura. Want to play? We were tackling Ryou." Yami Yugi said. "No I don't want to play. I just want to take Ryou home and have a very long talk with him. If I ever see you touch Ryou again it will be both your heads!" Bakura yelled helping Ryou up. "Bye Ryou! See you tomorrow at school!" Yugi said waving. Ryou whimpered and linked arms with his Yami frightened.
"Are you ok?" Bakura asked Ryou who was still linked onto his arm trembling. "That…that was awful. I will never go in there again." Ryou said paler than usual. "Well now we can talk and I can discipline you and that brat Marik." Bakura said. Ryou groaned and turned into the museum where Marik was. "Hello welcome to the museum. You know who I am already now why are you here?" Ishizu asked. "I want to talk to that brother of yours." Bakura said. "Up the stairs take a left, right, go up the other stairs, take a left, another left, a right, then go downstairs, then take a left, right, right, go through the door, pass the bathroom, open the other door, take a left, then a right…and…another left and you'll reach a door that says "Marik's room." Ishizu said. "Ok…?" Bakura said confused. "I'll take them." Yami Marik said coming out from the living room. "Hi Yami Marik." Ryou said waving. "Hello Ryou. Bakura." Yami Marik said growling Bakura's name. "Ok now that the introductions are over…take us to Marik." Bakura ordered. "As you wish." Yami Marik said walking up the stairs.
"I don't see why we have to do this. Marik's going to do something like this again anyway I know it. Save the trouble of just telling him." Ryou whispered to Bakura. "I want him to know so he can stop. I can't risk losing you or getting you injured. He's a troublemaker. I don't like him." Bakura said. Yami Marik continued walking keeping an eye on them and listening. "He may be a troublemaker, but he's a nice guy. He'd never hurt anyone. All he likes to do is have fun. You should have fun more often too. Hang out with him." Ryou whispered. "Never. I'll never hang out with him. He likes to get into trouble and I can cause my own type of trouble without anyone's help and surely not his. He does minor childish things that I will not be involved in and I will not be taken prisoner for something so stupid as that. I'd rather be taken prisoner for robbing a bank not playing this…ding dong ditch." Bakura said folding his arms. "You're so grumpy. He just likes to play around." Ryou said. "I don't care. He endangers you and you don't know how to do anything he does which can get you into trouble." Bakura said. "Are you saying I can't do anything daring? I so too can be a risk taker." Ryou said angrily. "So can everyone else. I'd rather you not be a risk taker and piss yourself when you get caught taking a risk." Bakura said. "Ah, you're so mean! I can't believe you'd say something like that! I'm not that scared all the time!" Ryou whispered angrily. Bakura chuckled. "What's that supposed to mean!" Ryou asked gripping Bakura's hand. "We're here." Yami Marik said glaring at Bakura. "Thank you." Ryou said. "Whatever." Bakura said opening the door. Marik was laying on his bed looking at the ceiling. "Ryou. Hi. Uh…Bakura." He grumbled. "Hi Marik." Ryou said sitting on his bed. "I want you both to sit on the bed, have your ears open and pay attention I'm only saying this once and it will be the last time it happens." Bakura said. "As you know I…" He saw Yami Marik standing at the door staring at his nails. Bakura cleared his throat and he looked up. "Leave." Bakura growled glaring at him. Yami Marik narrowed his eyes and shut the door.
"As I was saying. Marik. I know you're a…fun, annoying happy little kid but it's your funny happy child-ness that can endanger here Ryou. I…well…like Ryou and all and I…ahem…wouldn't like him to get in any danger. Therefore—"It's because you don't know what to do without him because you like correction "love" him." Marik said. Bakura blushed. "I do not! I so do…know how to do stuff without him." He said. "That's a laugh." Marik said. "Enough Marik please." Ryou said patting his shoulder. Bakura growled. "Anyway. It's not entirely your fault that Ryou got trapped in…" He made a disgusted face. "Yugi's house and was tackled to dear life in an uncomfortable way, it's also Ryou's fault for being stupid and following someone as stupid as you." Marik was about to protest when Bakura stuck his hand out. "Before you speak, I have one final thing to say. Marik you can't hang out with Ryou anymore." He said. Marik's jaw dropped. "For something so stupid!" He shouted angrily. "You're way over the line mister! Ryou's my friend! Actually…the only friend and I thought you were my friend too. Listen…I'm sorry I got Ryou in trouble and sent him out so late to play with me. It'll never happen again." Marik said. "Now that's a laugh. I don't trust you and I don't like you. Never have and never will. You're a washed up Egyptian piece of shit that can't seem to do anything right. I don't want you hanging out with Ryou." Bakura said. Marik sniveled and started crying hysterically. "I'm not an Egyptian piece of shit!" He cried. "Bakura! Neither of us has to listen to you. I can take care of myself and I like to have fun once in a while. I know you care about me…but you're being a tad bit overprotective." Ryou said. "No Ryou he made his point. Get out of my house!" Marik screamed wiping his tears on his arm. "Marik…" Ryou said. "Go away and may you all burn in hell and get cursed with the punishment of Osiris god of the underworld! Be gone!" Marik yelled. "See…you tomorrow Marik." Ryou said. "No I don't think so." Bakura said walking out of the room. "Marik don't listen to him. I'll still hang out with you he doesn't own me I can do whatever I want." Ryou said. "Get out of my sight." Marik said pushing Ryou outside and shutting the door to weep some more.
"I trust you treated Marik well." Yami Marik said. "Oh yes very well. We treat him like you have." Bakura said sarcastically walking away from him. "Bye we're really sorry." Ryou said running after Bakura. Bakura walked with an angry expression on his face with his arms folded. "I hope you're happy." Ryou said. "I am quite." Bakura said. "You're unbelievable you know that? I should just walk out on you know for being so selfish. Marik was a friend to me before you. I should side with him. I'm not going to listen to you Bakura. I'm going to hang out with Marik and go "gallivanting" as you say." Ryou said. "You go ahead. You'll only have it in with me." Bakura said. "What's wrong with you? Are you mad at something? You've…changed and not for the better…for the worse. What happened? I…thought I could…never mind it doesn't matter now." Ryou said sadly. Bakura looked at Ryou's sad expression but said nothing. "I realized…our relationship…is so imperfect. The minute we get along…you always have to screw it up!" Ryou said angrily. "Me! Me! It's your fault I'm mad! If I didn't watch out for you…you wouldn't be here now." Bakura said. "Yes I would! You make it seem like I'm some little kid that can't take care of himself that still needs his mommy to hold his hand when crossing the street and take off his pants when he has to use the bathroom. I'm not a little kid Bakura. Sure I mess up sometimes and I panic and I have you there waiting to back me up. But you have to understand I need my space and I sometimes won't need you." Ryou said. "So you don't need me huh? Did you need me when you were going to get killed by Joey? Did you need me when Joey took your money and your car?" Bakura asked angrily. "Um…" Ryou said looking for the right words. "Save it Ryou. You screwed it up this time. Write it down so you won't make false accusations the next time. If there even is a next time." Bakura said walking away. "Where are you going?" Ryou called out. "Away." Bakura replied.
"Why do we always have to fight? This always happens and I'm getting this feeling…he won't come back." Ryou said sniffing. He packed his bag with his books and made his way to school. "Ryou's here!" Yugi screamed when Ryou came through the door. What did I do to deserve this? Ryou winced when Yugi gave him a hug. "That was fun yesterday! We should do it again." Yugi said. "Yes and you can bring Bakura to join too." Yami Yugi added. "No thanks." Ryou said making his way towards Marik who was resting his head on the table. "What's up Marik?" Ryou asked smiling. "What do you want stranger?" Marik asked miserably. "Marik I can't stand seeing you like this. You're always so happy. Be happy. Please. Bakura was just ranting yesterday. He didn't mean anything." Ryou said sitting next to him. "Oh but I'm not supposed to know that because I'm a washed up Egyptian piece of shit." Marik said slamming his fists against the desk. "That's how Bakura is Marik. He makes fun of me too. Sure I get mad…but I forgive him. Don't stop being my friend because he said so. I still want to be your friend." Ryou said. Marik sniffed. "Hey…you're the only one I've got. Bakura walked out on me yesterday." Ryou said. "So I'm your second wheel?" Marik asked angrily. "No! Don't think of it like that. You're important to me Marik. I treat you both the same." Ryou said. "Except you've never kissed me." Marik said. Ryou blushed. "I've…never kissed Bakura either." He lied. "Yea right I saw you pass him one yesterday what do you think I am stupid?" Marik asked laughing. "Ok…fine maybe I did. So? Your Yami said you did it too. That you were fresh." Ryou said. "Yep yep yep. That's me for ya. Fresh Marik." Marik said proud. "So…will you continue to be my friend?" Ryou asked. "Yea. You're worth it anyway." Marik said smiling at him. "This calls for a celebration! A new friendship!" Tea screamed. "Oh no." Ryou groaned. He looked around the classroom and noticed Bakura's seat empty. He sighed sadly. "What's wrong?" Marik asked. "Um…nothing. Nothing at all. Just sighing to myself." Ryou said nervously smiling. Marik cocked an eyebrow. The bell rang and they were dismissed.
They walked to gym and sat waiting for the gym teacher. "Welcome class. Today…we're swimming in the pool. A pool…what is a pool? Marik what is a pool?" The gym teacher asked. "Where you swim. It's big and for romantic evenings you can get in a hot tub and get your freak on. Rarr!" Marik growled laughing at himself with the class. "I…don't get it." Ryou said. Everyone stopped laughing and looked at Ryou. "Oh! Ahahaha! I get it…now. Haha funny stuff Marik." Ryou said nervously punching his arm softly. "We're practicing the high dive today. See if you can actually jump it with calmness." The gym teacher said. "The high dive!" Ryou almost screamed. "Yes. Get in your trunks and no peeking at the girls." The gym teacher said.
"I can't do the high dive. I'm afraid of heights! I can't even swim that good. Well…I can but…I'm scared." Ryou said taking his shirt off. "You'll be fine. You have me." Marik said smiling at him. Ryou stared at Marik who strongly reminded him of Bakura. "Ryou. Ryou? Oh my god he died standing up." Marik said snapping his fingers in Ryou's face. Ryou shook his head and blinked blankly. "Sorry. Daydreaming that's all." Ryou said changing into his shorts. "Hey Ryou. You forgot your gear." Joey said throwing Ryou some scuba gear and flippers. "Haha very funny." Ryou said sarcastically to himself. "I thought he was going to be nice to you from now on." Marik said. "Guess not. Better have ridicule than abuse." Ryou said walking towards the pool.
"Alright who will be first on the high dive?" The gym teacher asked. "Me! Me! Me!" Marik screamed waving his hands in the air. He ran up to the top and inhaled making his chest look big. "Ooh! How strong looking." A girl said. He exhaled and put his hands at his waist. "Never mind." The girl said. He jumped down and splashed everyone. "That was fun." He said when he raised his head out of the water. "Next?" The gym teacher asked. Joey punched Ryou's arm and pushed him out of the crowd. "Ah. Mr. Bakura. Go ahead." The gym teacher said. "No! No! I don't want to. Not yet." Ryou said. "Come on Ryou." Joey said pushing him up the ladder. "No! Please!" Ryou cried. He looked down and panicked. "Just go Ryou! It's fun." Marik said. Ryou stood up wobbling and looked down now stepping back. "I'll help him." Marik said. "No I will!" Joey said pushing Marik and running to the ladder. "No! You'll push him." Marik said. "Listen Marik. I'll make you the most popular man in the school with tons of friends you couldn't possibly imagine if…you let me push Ryou off the diving board." Joey said. Marik thought about it for a minute. "I got my thousands of friends all in just one person. I don't need your offer." Marik said. Joey pushed Marik to the floor and climbed up the ladder quickly. "Hey Ryou! I'm gonna give you a little…help." Joey said. Ryou whimpered and grabbed on the railing. Joey grabbed Ryou's hand. "Now…when you're on the high dive, imagine anything you would want. Toys, food anything. Now close your eyes and imagine." Joey said. Ryou closed his eyes and saw Bakura. "Bakura." He mumbled sadly. "Now…that you have what you want focused…" Joey said. He pushed Ryou off and started laughing. "Wheeler that's a penalty." The gym teacher said. "What he told me to push him." Joey lied. "He's lying!" Marik screamed. "Shut it Ishtar." Joey said climbing down the ladder. Ryou swam outside and ran to the bathroom. "Someone go check on him." The gym teacher said.
Marik walked to the bathroom and saw Ryou locked in one of the stalls. "Ryou? You ok? He asked. "No. I'm tired." Ryou said sniffing. "Aw come on Ryou it was nothing maybe frightening, but it's nothing to cry about." Marik said opening the stall. "I'm not crying because of the push I'm crying because of this." Ryou said showing him his bloody arm. "Oh. Wow…how did that happen?" Marik asked trying to clean it up with paper towels. "I scraped my arm on the board when I fell and it got hooked to something. I can barely move it. It hurts." Ryou cried softly. "Stupid Joey. Um…wait here I'll go get the nurse or…something." Marik said running out. "I wish Bakura was here." Ryou continued crying rubbing his arm. He laid his head on his towel and cried softly waiting for Marik. It hasn't even been a day…and I can't even manage without him. I hope he comes back soon I don't know how long I could be without him. He lifted his head and saw Bakura by the sink. "Bakura? You're here. You came for me." Ryou said wiping his tears. "Who said I came for you? I'm through with you Ryou. I may still need your body, but I don't need to be near you." Bakura said. "You're…lying to me. You don't mean that." Ryou said sadly. "Yes…I do." Bakura said walking away.
Everything went dark after Bakura left. He opened his eyes and smelled doctor and medicine. " Bakura." He said sadly. "Ryou! You're awake!" Marik said happily hugging him. "What happened?" Ryou asked. "You passed out on us from the amount of blood you lost just from your arm. But you're ok now! Joey got suspended too! Ryou the lucky sick boy." Marik said smiling at him. "No…I wouldn't say lucky." Ryou said sadly. He got up from his bed and had Marik walk back with him to gym class. "Did…Bakura know about me…and the arm?" Ryou asked. "No…I haven't seen him all day." Marik said. "Oh. Well that's ok." Ryou said forcing a smile. "Why don't you call him?" Marik asked. "I'd rather not." Ryou said. "Come on Ryou let's go home. You shouldn't be here anymore." Marik said taking Ryou to his house.
Bakura's not here. Ryou sighed sadly. Marik noticed this and sat Ryou down. "Ryou…I know you're sad that…Bakura's not here, but he'll come back. Don't worry I know he will. Hey if I had you waiting for me…I would've come back 5 minutes ago." Marik said smiling. Ryou smiled at Marik. "You're right. He'll come back. I know he will." He said. "Call me if you need anything. I'm at my house." Marik said walking out. "Yea right. Bakura won't come back." Ryou said sniffing. "Save it Ryou. You screwed it up this time. Write it down so you won't make false accusations the next time. If there even is a next time." kept repeating in Ryou's head over and over again. "I wish I never went out playing with Marik. I wish I just stayed home cuddled up in my bed maybe with Bakura…" He blushed at the thought. "I hope he comes home soon. I miss him. I wonder what he's doing now." He said to himself rubbing his arm and walking to Bakura's room.
When he opened the door to Bakura's room, he saw someone rummaging through his stuff. He went to close the door when he heard chuckling. "Ryou it's just me." Yami Marik said. Ryou exhaled deeply and entered the room again. "What are you doing going through Bakura's stuff?" Ryou asked. "I'm looking for something…that I have to give him." Yami Marik said. "You mean you know where he is! Tell me! Tell me where he is…I have to see him." Ryou said eagerly. "I'm sorry Ryou. I just can't do that. You might just get in the way of us." Yami Marik said putting what he was looking for in his pocket and walking away. "Yami Marik. No! You have to tell me! I need to straighten things out with him. I need to see him!" Ryou said desperately grabbing onto Yami Marik's legs. "I…can't." Yami Marik said getting out of Ryou's grasp. Ryou climbed into Bakura's bed and cried. (Ryou)-Bakura? Are you there? Please say you are. I need to speak to you. It's important. Please come home. I miss you. I… "What!" Ryou said angrily. He growled. "I…he blocked me!…Is he that angry at me? I didn't mean what I said. I…do need him. I definitely need him now. I should remember how sensitive Bakura is and anything I say can trigger him and make him go mad. I wish he knew how sorry I was and how much I need him." He said cuddling with Bakura's pillow. He sniffed the pillow and groaned. "It smells like him." He put his hands under his head and stared up at the ceiling.
The next morning he didn't go to school nor the next couple of weeks. "I have to see what's up with Ryou see if he didn't like…die on me." Marik said walking up the stairs to his apartment. He saw Ryou sitting on the ground in deep thought. "Ryou…are you alive?" Marik asked poking him. "Yes." Ryou said standing up. "Whoa…um…nice eyes Ryou. Prescription?" Marik asked looking at Ryou's red eyes. "Huh? Oh…you mean my eyes. I haven't slept in 5 weeks I've been sitting on the floor meditating." Ryou said giving a psychotic grin. Marik laughed nervously. "Yea Ryou…you're not well. Get some sleep. For one thing." Marik said. "No! Shh! I'm contacting dead people." Ryou said sitting on the floor again. "Contact them later…you're not well. I'm gonna stay over so you won't be so…lonely." Marik said taking Ryou to his room. Ryou hummed ominous music and focused. "Please Ryou you're scaring me." Marik said putting him in bed. "Ryou?" Ryou snored softly and ignored Marik. "Good." Marik sighed. "Thought I might have lost him there."
The next three days Ryou stayed sleeping in his room and Marik kept piling his room with papers and textbooks with his homework. Ryou yawned and rubbed his eyes. Marik looked in his eyes and saw them their original dark brown color. "You feeling ok now that you've slept for three days?" Marik asked. "I slept for three days! I missed school those three days!" Ryou said panicking. "Chill. I brought you your homework for the 5 weeks and 3 days you were missing. Dude…you got a lot to do." Marik said. "I better get started." Ryou said picking up some books and reading. "It's good to see you back to normal Ryou." Marik said smiling. "Normal? I haven't been normal?" Ryou asked. He doesn't remember anything. "Yea. I'm just rambling. You need any help with your homework?" Marik asked. "Sure. I have to get it all done today if I want to go to school tomorrow." Ryou said filling in all the blank spaces in the worksheets he was assigned.
By the next day they were all done with his assignments and off to school. "Look who came back…without Bakura…its Ryou!" Joey said. "Mr. Bakura what is your excuse for being absent so long?" The teacher asked. "Sick." Ryou said sitting down. "You had…?" The teacher asked. "Um…chicken pox." Ryou lied. "So…Ryou…where's Bakura? He died or something." Joey asked pulling at Ryou's hair. "Leave Ryou alone he's not feeling well." Marik said taking Joey's hand off of Ryou's hair. "He went home. To Egypt." Ryou said. "Egypt huh? He's got the right idea. Shouldn't you be over there perhaps getting a tan? Sunburn? Whatever to get some color on that ghostly face of yours." Joey laughed. Ryou laughed with him. "Freak." Joey said. "Define freak." Ryou said calmly. "A freaks a weirdo with white hair and pale white skin named Ryou." Joey said. "Now define jerk." Ryou said calmly. "Joey." Marik said. "Good job Marik." Ryou said. "What did you call me!" Joey asked angrily grabbing Ryou by his shirt. "I'm not scared of you." Ryou said. "Yes you are. I see it in your eyes." Joey said. "Put him down! Joey!" Marik shouted hitting Joey's arm. Joey threw Ryou to the floor and smeared dirt from his shoe on his face. "There's your color." Joey said laughing. Ryou sniffed and wiped the dirt off his face. "Leave me alone. I haven't done anything to you. I thought…Ba-Bakura got through to you that…he didn't want you near me or touching me." Ryou said. "Is he here? I think not so I can touch you and hurt you all I want." Joey said. "It's been a month since he's been missing a month a week and three days to be exact giving me enough time…for a second try." He said. "Don't worry Ryou. I'll watch out for you." Marik said. "Don't think with puny Marik watching your back… guarantee your safety. By tomorrow…you'll be dead and by Saturday you'll be buried and by Sunday unburied by my pose and I so your coffin or whatever they decide to place you in will be thrown in the canal and in the sewer so your afterlife can be in the sewer where nobodies belong. Population: 1 and that's you Ryou Bakura." Joey said walking away. I only wish Bakura was here to help me out of this one. If he doesn't come…today…I'll be finished.
Ryou walked around the cafeteria with Joey's table's eyes on him. He walked into the bathroom quickly to hide from them. "They might get me after school…I gotta make a run for it. I'll leave early! Yes! Perfect idea! By the end of lunch…I'll be gone and I won't come to school till Bakura returns and I have his protection." Ryou said sitting and leaning on the wall. He heard the bathroom door open followed by several footsteps. "Who's there?" Ryou asked standing up. "It's just me." Joey said waving. Ryou gulped. "What were you doing sitting there? Waiting for death to come to you." Joey said laughing. "No. I'm going to go now." Ryou said walking quickly. "What's your hurry? We're finally here…alone. Let's chat." Joey said putting an arm around Ryou. Ryou noticed the knife Joey had in his pocket and bit his lip. "So…I'm sorry about the diving board incident. I would of apologized earlier, but you weren't at school…so I'm telling you now. We missed you Ryou." Joey said pinching his cheek. Yea you must have missed the part where you beat me up and threatened me to death every hour. I gotta get myself out of here. "Well…it was nice talking to you. I…accept your apology and now…I have to get back to class. Bye." Ryou said quickly. Two fat dudes blocked the doorway to the bathroom making Ryou incapable of leaving. "Let's catch up Ryou. Let's talk. What's your hurry?" Joey asked.
(Ryou)-Bakura I really need your help now. I'm about to get killed! I know you're there and you're listening to me. Speak please! I need your help. Don't you care about me anymore? If I die so do you remember that! You can't block me forever! I know you can hear me stop ignoring me!
Ryou sighed and waited for an answer, but received nothing. Has he really forgotten about me? Joey stuck his hand in his pocket and rambled stuff to Ryou. "I really have to go now. That bell just rang and I cannot afford to miss my classes." Ryou said panicking. "Nonsense I'll tell them you were with me and we were doing errands they'll believe me…they always do." Joey said now hiding his knife behind his back.
(Ryou)- Bakura this is no time to ignore me! I know you're there and you can hear me! My life is at stake here! Bakura please! Remember…remember our…kiss? Huh? Remember that and our hug? I know you do! Stop trying to block me god dammit! Don't resist me! I need your help! Please!
Ryou growled angrily and began to tear. "Why won't he answer me!" He cried. "Who?" Joey asked. "No…no one." Ryou stuttered. "Well…Ryou…it's been…nice knowing ya, but I just got sick of ya and so many other people have too. Any last words?" Joey asked revealing his knife. "Uh…I…um…" Ryou panicked. Think Ryou. Think! He pushed Joey out of the way and ran to a stall. "Ha! Can't get me now!" He screamed. Joey got on his knees and crawled under the stall. "Oh." Ryou said. "You were saying?" Joey asked grabbing Ryou's shirt and bringing him closer to him. "Don't hurt me please! Please! I'll do anything! Don't kill me better yet." Ryou pleaded. "Hmm…I dunno. Your Yami pisses me off a lot. Maybe we should…sacrifice one for the team." Joey said placing his knife on Ryou's face. Why don't they have guns? Why can't they just shoot me instead of stabbing me? "This one is for Bakura beating on me." Joey said slashing Ryou's face. "And this ones for you…for being a smartass annoying piece of shit that I can't…correction no one can stand." Joey continued slashing Ryou's already wounded arm. "Another one…because Bakura chickened out on us and betrayed us for you." He said slashing Ryou's stomach. "Anymore?" Joey asked his friends. "Umm…" They said. No more! No more! "The one with the car!" One of them said. "Oh yea when you had your Yami interfere with my plans and selling my new car and cutting up my license." Joey said slashing Ryou's leg. "Why do I feel like I'm forgetting one?" He asked himself tapping his chin. No you're not! Let this be the last one… "Oh yes…how could I forget. The day Bakura stabbed my hand with a pencil and made me roll over. That was harsh…" Joey said slashing Ryou's stomach again. "Someone help me! Help! I'm getting killed in the bathroom!" Ryou screamed in pain. "Shh shut up!" Joey shushed placing a hand over Ryou's mouth. Ryou muffled yells and kicked Joey with his unharmed leg. "Someone guard the outside we don't want anyone ruining our…fun." Joey ordered. They heard the door open and close quickly.
"Now…back to us." Joey said releasing Ryou's mouth. "Help! Help! Somebody please help!" Ryou continued screaming. "Shut the fuck up oh my god!" Joey screamed stabbing Ryou's arm. "Ok. Ok I'll shut up." Ryou cried. "Good. Now back to remembrances" Joey said. Ryou closed his eyes. He inhaled uneasily. He screamed loudly. "Help! Help! You have to hear me screaming! Marik help me! I'm in the bathroom! Help please!" Ryou screamed. Joey punched Ryou's head and closed the stall. "That should have so killed him." Joey said running out of the bathroom with his friends.
"Oh…god…am…I…dead?" Ryou asked himself weakly. He crawled out of the bathroom and to the period he had next. "I'm here…barely." He said weakly wobbling back and forth. "Oh my god. It's Ryou!" A girl screamed. "Ryou? Are you there?" Marik asked. "No…part of my minds in heaven and the other parts down here." Ryou replied weakly. "What happened if you have enough energy to say that?" Marik asked. "Joey…slashing me in the bathroom…knife. Kill…me." Ryou said. "Don't worry Ryou we called a doctor you're going to the…hospital. Aren't you happy?" Marik asked trying to make him smile. "No. I want to see Bakura." Ryou said crying. "That dumb Bakura…what cold he possibly be doing?" Marik asked himself stroking Ryou's hair. Ryou felt a pain in his chest. "I know Bakura can feel my pain too." He said sniffing. "That's good!" Marik said. "No…I told him…only one of us should have to suffer…not both." Ryou said. "Yea, but you're always suffering its time to switch." Marik said. Ryou sighed. "If…it makes you feel any better…my Yami went away too. I don't know where he is. I miss him too." Marik said. "Yami Marik! He knows where Bakura is! He wouldn't tell me!" Ryou said trying to get up. "No Ryou you're going to hurt yourself…even more. Just rest here for a while and when the doctors come…I'll heave you out of here." Marik said. "Marik…you're a good friend. Bakura's crazy not to like you." Ryou said smiling slightly. "Aha. You're delirious Ryou." Marik said smiling back.
A few hours later Ryou was taken to the hospital for cleaning and recuperation. "Hey Ryou. You're finally awake! It's been 30 years." Marik said. "I've been sleeping 30 years...but we look the same as be did 30 years ago." Ryou said. "So…? We did plastic surgery." Marik said. "O-o-o-oh makes sense." Ryou said. "Hey…did Bakura show up?" Marik asked. "…Who's Bakura?" Ryou asked. "Oh that's right…it's been 30 year how could you possibly remember someone from that long time ago?" Marik said. "Bakura…Bakura…his name sounds very familiar, but I just don't know." Ryou said. "It's ok…he never came back anyway. If he's not here for this…he won't be around anymore. It's a good thing you forgot." Marik laughed. Ryou awoke quickly and sat up. "Where am I?" He asked himself panicking. He got out of his bed and walked around. "Ryou?" Someone asked. "Bakura?" Ryou replied looking around. "No…it's Marik." Marik said. "What are you doing out of your bed? You're still not finished yet." Marik said taking him back to his room. "30 years haven't passed right?" Ryou asked. "No…at least…I don't think so. I lost count at 1921." Marik said. "I had the worst dream. I dreamt that it was 30 years…from now…and we had done plastic surgery to make ourselves look the same and, and we…no I forgot who Bakura was." Ryou said. "How awful." Marik said sarcastically. "I miss him Marik. Why isn't he here?" Ryou asked. Marik shrugged. "How long have I been here?" Ryou asked. "3 weeks. It was longer than we thought. Normally it would've taken 1 and ½ but…you almost like died on us. If it wasn't for that little food tube over there…you'd be dead." Marik said smiling happily. "And…that's good?" Ryou asked. "Well…no." Marik frowned. "I wanna be a doctor." He said. "Now Yugi has something to rant about saving mankind." Ryou said smiling. "Haha very funny. I saved my pet fish from a watery grave once." Marik said. "Was it dead?" Ryou asked. "Well…does it count if it was floating…backwards?" Marik asked. "It was dead." Ryou said. Marik sniffed. "No one told me Abdul was dead!" He cried. Ryou sighed.
Marik abruptly stopped crying his crocodile tears and walked towards Ryou. "I know…I haven't been the best Bakura replacement…but I'm trying. I know you miss him…it's almost been 2 months that you haven't seen him. I know it's hard, but…I…highly doubt…he'll come back to you. I know you're fighting that. You're…in denial about that and I know it." Marik said. "Yea I am. I…I just want to see him." Ryou said. "Well…you get to leave tomorrow. Then you can search for him." Marik said. "How about I leave now." Ryou said getting out of bed again. "Marik…cover for me." He said limping out. "Oh…I hope Bakura's not a bitch about this. Ryou really wants to see him. Oh well…I got the doctor bed! I get to be a sick patient!" Marik said clapping his hands. "Come on Ryou…time for your shot." The nurse said. "No! Wait I'm not Ryou! Wait! No! Not the shot! Holy shit that long needle!" Marik panicked.
Ryou walked the silent streets and looked in all the places he'd think he's Yami would be in. "It's hopeless. I think I searched all of Domino." Ryou sighed. He walked to the park and sat on one of the swings. "What if he left the city and went somewhere else?" He asked himself sadly. He swung a couple of minutes silently thinking to himself when he heard a bubble pop. "I'm going to rule the world. Yes I am. Got all 7 millennium items and a piece of bubble gum." Someone sang. "Bakura! Is that you? It is you! You're here!" Ryou said happily running up to him and hugging him. "Um…who are you?" Bakura asked. Ryou stared at him blankly. "Haha! Good one Bakura. Almost got me there." Ryou said laughing. "You're weird…do you have rabies?" Bakura asked. "Please stop playing. Don't play around like that." Ryou said. "Who's playing? I'm not playing…who are you?" Bakura asked. "It's me Bakura Ryou. Your friend. You can't forget me from only two months. Honestly." Ryou said. "I'm sorry…I think you have the wrong Bakura." Bakura said. "No! I have the right one!" Ryou screamed hugging Bakura's backside. "Get away! Don't make me send you to the shadow realm." Bakura said threateningly pushing Ryou off him. "No not me. It's me…Ryou. Ryou Bakura. The one who calls you telepathically." Ryou said. "That was you…I thought I was going crazy." Bakura said. "You…really have forgotten me. Well…I didn't forget you! I cried and suffered these two months and by god…you're going to remember me!" Ryou said angrily. "Dude…I don't know you get away from me." Bakura said. "Please! Stop playing!" Ryou begged crying. "Why…why are you crying?" Bakura asked. "I'm crying because…I can't believe the one that I lov-liked! Forgot me like that! Didn't you miss me? Didn't you wish you came home…to me?" Ryou asked. "Well…maybe a little in the beginning." Bakura said. "Aha! You do remember me! I got you!" Ryou shouted. "Aw dammit. Damn smart kid." Bakura said. "Why…would you pull something like that on me?" Ryou asked sadly. Bakura walked to a bench and sat down ready to explain.
"Now I'm supposed to get all sappy and…all crying and loving and shit. Fuck…I hate this part of the story." Bakura said. "I didn't want to do it, but I did because…I…I made you unhappy. I like it when you're happy. You're rarely happy. Seeing a smile spread across your face is like…the grass turning blue and the sky turning green. The minute I left home I wanted to run back and say sorry and get this all over with. I…just couldn't…I realized how unhappy I made you by vanquishing your privilege to see Marik. Marik makes you happy. I don't. I'm a worthless Yami. I…don't deserve you…if I can't make you happy. When I heard you calling me…I felt happy…I felt sad when you were calling me to get help. I…wanted to help you, but I knew if I went I'd stay with you and our fights would happen over and over and over again and next I'd have you walk out on me. I hate being walked out on…my friends did that to me…and I hate myself for doing it to you. Fuck! Now I'm crying." Bakura said teary. He sniffed and rubbed his eyes.
"I heard you screaming in the bathroom. That was my most stupidest mistake yet…if you thought being a tiny bit drunk was bad…pulling the stunt I did is much worse. I almost lost my life. If you died so would I. Not being there those whole times you were in the hospital…I feel awful. I don't even want you to forgive me. Just get rid of me and be happy and be rid of all my nagging and stubbornness and…selfness. I'm…the one that should be sorry…and I am. I'm really sorry." He said with tears falling down his cheeks. "So…you did keep an eye on me…only from afar. But then what about Yami Marik?" Ryou asked. "What about him? Who's that?" Bakura asked. "Never mind. So…this time it was my fault. What I said…I didn't mean. I do need you. Who would I have to be annoying? Who would I have when I was sad? Who would I have to make me laugh…besides Marik? Who would I have to protect me…and then overprotect me? Who would I have to…kiss and snuggle with?" Ryou asked blushing. "…Some other person." Bakura said sadly. Ryou shook his head. "Marik." Bakura said. Ryou shook his head quickly. "Yugi?" Bakura said. Ryou shook his head more quickly. "Me?" Bakura said. Ryou nodded and hugged him. "You're lying to me. You don't mean that." Bakura said. "Yes I do. I'm sor—"Don't! Don't say it! I don't deserve your sorry. I'm a worthless Yami. I don't deserve you." Bakura said.
Awkward silence…
Ryou stared at Bakura and bit his lip. "You don't really need me. You're smart, um…you got Marik, nice. Everything you need is right—"Shut up." Ryou said smacking his Yami and kissing him. "Ow. Did you have to hit me so hard?" Bakura asked when they were finished. "You were rambling. You didn't know what you were saying." Ryou said blushing. "You know…I never told you this…but…um…ever time you blush…I…um…I…" Bakura said struggling for the right words and blushing himself. Yes…?" Ryou said moving closer to his Yami. "I…think…it's…c-cute." Bakura finally said. Ryou smiled. "Thank you." He said. "Ryou…I l- I…143." Bakura said. Ryou cocked an eyebrow. "143." Bakura said again. Ryou giggled. "143 to you too Bakura." He said. "Aw dammit! You knew that too what the hell don't you know!" Bakura asked angrily. "Plenty." Ryou said taking hair out of Bakura's face and placing behind his ear. He smiled. "While you on the other hand know nothing." "Was there a need for that? I truly think there wasn't." Bakura said. Ryou kissed Bakura again and was startled when he saw someone standing behind them.
"Oh…my god how embarrassing," Ryou said hiding his face in his Yami's chest. "Yes, yes I caught you." Yami Marik said. "What do you want! You ruined…a perfectly good evening." Bakura grumbled. "I want revenge. I want revenge on…whatever this guys name is." Yami Marik said pointing at Bakura. "What did you do?" Ryou asked Bakura. "Nothing. I swear all I did was eat, walk around, steal a kids bike, toss it in the canal and…chew on lot's of gum." Bakura said. "It's not what you did when you were gone, it's what you did to Marik!" Yami Marik screamed. "I'd knew it come back to bite you in the ass." Ryou said folding his arms. "Don't start I'll walk out on you again." Bakura said. "Go ahead." Ryou said. Bakura started walking. "No I don't mean that!" Ryou said hugging his Yami's arm. "You hurt Marik's feelings and I overheard you two talking. I'm not mad at you Ryou, but your Yami here…I had to hear whatever you told him over and over again. Then he started criticizing me! Saying I don't protect him. Does that ring a bell?" Yami Marik asked taping his chin. "Um…that was so Ryou right there. He said that straight out no lie." Bakura said. "Me! Oh my god Bakura you…bad person." Ryou growled angrily. "Well, well I am bad. Suits my name." Bakura said cockily. Ryou groaned. "You're taking our conversation lightly. I will avenge you calling Marik a piece of shit." Yami Marik said. "I believe I said an "Egyptian" piece of shit. You fall under there too." Bakura said. Yami Marik pulled out a big gun and grabbed Ryou.
"Take it all back or he gets it." Yami Marik said. "Take it back! Take it back!" Ryou cried. "You're crazy." Bakura said. "Thank you it suits me." Yami Marik said imitating Bakura. "Don't worry Ryou…it's a water gun…it's going to teach him a lesson." Yami Marik whispered to him. "Oh! Good idea. At least one of you is smart." Ryou whispered back. "Don't you want me to pull out a real gun and shoot you now for insulting Marik?" Yami Marik asked angrily. "He's so smart." Ryou said nervously. "Alright I take it back. He's not an…Egyptian piece of shit…and all that stuff I said about him being a troublemaker and stupid. S-s-s-sorry!" Bakura strained. "You're not sorry! Goodbye Ryou!" Yami Marik shouted squirting Ryou's hair with red water. "Ka-pow." He said trying to make it sound like a gunshot. Ryou fell to the floor and pretended to die. "Yami…you're…you're…" He said coughing. "What?" Bakura asked crying. Ryou gave a croaking sound. "No! Ryou!" Bakura cried. Yami Marik suppressed his laughter. "What…the fuck is so funny! Wait…oh no! I'm going to die! This was your plan you little bitch! Die!" Bakura screamed throwing himself on Yami Marik and beating him on the head. "Ha! You get out of that one!" Bakura screamed. "Alright…I will." Yami Marik said getting up and beating up Bakura. "I'm alive! The miracle of miracles! I live!" Ryou said getting up. They stopped fighting. "Bakura…you just got punk'd!" Ryou started laughing hysterically and rolled on the floor. "That…wasn't funny." Yami Marik said. "No it wasn't how could you play a trick on me…and like that!" Bakura asked. They both shrugged. "I can't believe this! You guys you both will pay!" Bakura said angrily. "I forgot to get my injection…I wonder how Marik covered for me." Ryou said ignoring Bakura and grabbing both Yami's and taking them to the hospital with him.
"Hey Ryou!" Marik said climbing out of Ryou's doctor bed. "Hey Marik." Ryou said. "Ew…Ryou red hair doesn't suit you." Marik said disgustedly. "I punk'd Bakura." Ryou said giggling. "I wasn't punk'd I wasn't even…scared." Bakura said. "And that's why you were crying like a little baby?" Yami Marik said. "I had allergies." Bakura lied. "Liar you know you were sad because you thought I was dead." Ryou said hugging Bakura. "Yea and you're a good actor." Bakura said. "Thank you. I do have to play sheep guardian in "Return of the sheep's" Ryou said. "Uh! Don't even mention that play. I'm a fucking horse." Bakura said. "But I get to ride the horse." Ryou said smiling. Marik and Yami Marik stared at Ryou and Bakura. "Oh! Damn! I did it again! I get to ride a real…pony." Ryou said blushing. They continued staring. "Did I mention I punk'd Bakura…with Yami Marik?" He asked. "Hello Ryou. What are you doing out of your doctor bed?" The nurse asked. "I…" "He went to ride the pony!" Marik said laughing with his Yami. Ryou groaned and blushed. "Stop making fun of him he forgot you guys were here." Bakura said petting Ryou's hair. "Well…I see we have two new sick patients…get on your little doctor beds you're all getting a big surprise!" The nurse said happily. "What! Two new! I got like 30 injections on my ass! I even got one on my knee! And my arm! What the hell! I want a surprise too!" Marik whined. "I wonder what the surprise is." Ryou said. "Don't rub it in." Marik said folding his arms angrily. The nurse walked in with two other nurses and handed out ice cream! Yay…!
"What! That is so unfair! I'm a little sick boy too lady." Marik coughed hysterically and blew his nose. "Sorry we're all out." The nurse said. "I should send her to the shadow realm for injecting me. I clearly don't look one bit like Ryou." Marik said. "Hey I got a puppy!" Ryou said. "Is it Joey?" Bakura asked. "No…it's a plush puppy…retard." Ryou said. "If you weren't so far away I'd hit you." Bakura said. "Na na you can't hit me." Ryou said teasingly sticking out his tongue at his Yami. "Ryou you're getting the window seat." The nurse said moving his bed closer to Bakura's. "Hi." Ryou said nervously. "Look a bird!" Bakura shouted. "Where! Mairk asked desperately looking around the room. Bakura kissed Ryou and grabbed his little dog plush. "I didn't see the bird." Marik said. "I was pointing at you dumbass." Bakura said. "Yami! He's making fun of me!" Marik cried. Yami Marik threw his rod at Bakura's head. Marik laughed evilly and silenced the whole hospital. "It was a sick patient!" Marik screamed blushing. "That…was the worst laugh ever." Bakura said rubbing his head. "Better than yours." Marik said. "Yea right! I have a—"Knock knock." Someone said coming in. "Oh ra! Hells made his way to the hospital!" Bakura screamed covering his face from both Yugi's. "Hey Ryou. I can't believe you're crippled. Now we can't wrestle." Yugi said. "I'm not crippled." Ryou said. "Too bad for you I get to take your spot and ride the pony in the play." Yami Yugi said. Bakura lifted his head quickly. "Get better Ryou! Please!" He begged. "Oh that's right…you're the horse." Yami Yugi said. "No...No I'm not." Bakura said. "I'll slap your ass extra hard because…you're Ryou's Yami." Yami Yugi said. Bakura cried and groaned. "See you in school tomorrow guys." Yugi said skipping out singing "I'm a pretty princess."
"I want to go to school tomorrow." Ryou said. "You're crazy…if Yami Yugi smacks my ass…I'm yanking his head off." Bakura said. (Ryou)-What if I did it? Bakura blushed and Ryou giggled. He yawned and turned away from Bakura. "I'm going to sleep guys. See you tomorrow at school." Ryou said. Bakura stuck his bottom lip out and sighed. "Aww…poor Bakura Ryou left him for sleepy time." Marik cooed. "Shut up." Bakura said. "The poor little baby he's only going to be gone a little while. Can you handle it?" Marik continued. Bakura turned away from Marik and sighed. "Yea turn away prove me right." Marik said. Bakura flipped Marik off and shut him up.
Bakura heard little moaning noises and sat up from his bed. "Shut up Marik." He said. He saw Marik curled up on a chair sleeping and sucking his thumb. "Yami Marik?" Bakura called out. Yami Marik grumbled and turned around facing him. "Ow! My eyes." Bakura said when Yami Mark's forehead shone light on his face. He got off his bed and leaned over Ryou's bed. He was cuddled with the animal dog he had gotten snoring softly. "Bakura?" Ryou said. "Huh?" Bakura replied. "Bakura." Ryou said again. "What?" Bakura asked. Ryou moaned and dropped his doggy plush off the bed. "He's still sleeping. He must be dreaming about me." Bakura said picking up his dog and putting it in Ryou's arms. He sighed and waited for morning to come. "I hate this place. It gives me the creeps all these sick patients…and doctors with these antidotes that…can calm you down and shoot you and draw blood from you." He shuddered. He saw a nurse come in a pretended to be sleeping. Marik grumbled and yawned loudly. "Go home they'll come home tomorrow." He heard the nurse say. "I can't leave my Yami is here not to mention my friends. I'm staying here tonight I don't mind sleeping on this chair. I was sleeping quite comfortable." Marik said. "Alright. We'll wake them up in a bit for their last session with us." The nurse said walking out. "Well now I can't go to sleep. Stupid nurse." Marik grumbled. "Marik?" Bakura said. "Bakura. Yay! You're awake thank ra I thought I was going to have to be quiet. That's the most impossible thing for me." Marik said walking up to his bed. "I see that." Bakura said. "What happened?" Marik asked. "I stopped being tired. This place just feels wrong. It creeps me out." Bakura said. "Ooh Bakura's scared of the most innocent place on earth." Marik said smiling. "So…? You're probably scared too." Bakura said. "No. I took 30 injections to my ass that's pretty brave." Marik said. "Did it hurt?" Bakura asked. "Well…no not really…not if you don't have an ass…then it might." Marik said patting his butt. "Ryou wouldn't have had a problem either." He said. "What does that mean?" Bakura asked glaring at Marik. "I…uh…um…nothing." Marik said nervously. "You better not have been doing what I think you were doing." Bakura said. "Of course not." Marik lied smiling innocently. "Good." Bakura said folding his arms.
The nurse came back in shaking everyone up. "Alight…we need to inject you all and draw blood from you to see if you're healthy then you won't have to come to the doctor to draw blood for a very long time…unless you are involved in a blood drive." The nurse said. "An injection!" Ryou said panicking. "I…I don't wanna draw blood out from my body. It's my blood." Bakura said. "It doesn't hurt. Really it doesn't…trust me I took a lot of them." Marik said. They drew blood from Yami Marik's arm and moved on towards Bakura. "No! Ryou wants to go next." Bakura said pointing at Ryou. "No I don't!" Ryou panicked. "Alright there's only one fair way to do this." Marik said. "Bakura goes." He said. "What? Why me!" Bakura asked angrily. Marik shrugged. The nurse grabbed Bakura's arm and sanitized it with alcohol. "You touch me bitch and it's your life." Bakura said pulling his arm away. "I hate these types of patients." She grumbled. A mob of nurses came in the room and held Bakura down. "No! Rape! Rape! I'm being raped! They're molesting me!" Bakura screamed trying to take his arm away. Ryou closed his eyes and trembled in fear. "You're not setting a good example for your friend over there. I don't want him to go ballistic like you are." The nurse said. "Well…I've never done this in my life how do you expect me to act? Oh I got a steak on my plate and I'm ready to eat it. Want me to act like that?" Bakura asked angrily. "Alright we won't draw blood from you." The nurse said. "That's what I thought." Bakura said. They shot his arm finally and the end results were catastrophic. "That's what you get for tricking me." Bakura said. They took the injured nurses to the doctor's office to get their ribs repaired legs and arms repaired as well. "Alright Ryou…you're the last one. Show Bakura you're a big boy." The nurse said. Ryou whimpered and stuck his arm out. "There it's over." The nurse said. Ryou opened his eyes and saw his arm bandaged with a Looney tunes bandage. "Here's your lollipop." She said helping him out of bed. "Dude I didn't get no lollipop or a cool bandage like that. I got the ugly brown one. Damn racists." Yami Marik said rubbing his arm and walking out.
Ryou licked his lollipop happily and waved it around the air. "I got a lollipop. Did anyone else get a lollipop? No. Oh well!" Ryou said skipping happily. Bakura growled angrily. "Give me your lollipop!" Bakura ordered. "No! It's mydid I mention it was green apple? It's my "Green apple" lollipop!" Ryou screamed. Bakura grabbed the lollipops stick and tried to pull it from Ryou's mouth. "No!" Ryou muffled. Bakura pulled and fell back when Ryou opened his mouth. "Ha! I got it!" Bakura said feeling triumphant. Ryou spit his face and grabbed his lollipop. "Ew-w-w-w!" Yami Marik and Marik said in disgust. "That's so gross Ryou. Ryou?" Bakura said looking around. "He went running that way Skippy." Marik said. Bakura got up and ran behind him. "Give me that lollipop!" He screamed. Ryou chewed on the lollipop to break it. Ryou bumped into someone and got tackled by Bakura. "Give me it!" Bakura screamed. "No!" Ryou screamed. Bakura grabbed Ryou's chewed up lollipop and stuck it in his mouth. "Ha! I got it." He said teasingly. "I had that in my mouth." Ryou said. "So?" Bakura said. Ryou folded his arms and sat on the floor. Bakura sucked in his cheeks and licked Ryou's face. "That was for spiting on me." He said giving Ryou his now very drooly half bitten lollipop. Ryou wiped his face and chucked his lollipop at Bakura's head. "Lollipop stealer." He said standing up. He felt something touch his ass and blushed. "Excuse me Bakura." Ryou said rubbing his ass. "What?" Bakura asked. "Oh…no I didn't. I wouldn't. I swear." He said quickly. They saw Yugi walk away with his Yami. Ryou screamed hysterically and brushed his butt off. "Oh my god!" He said brushing it against a tree. "I like Ryou's new dance." Marik said. Ryou ran up to Marik and brushed off on him. "Good a familiar butt." Ryou said sighing in relief. "It's a new dance I like it." Marik said doing it to his Yami. "Dude Marik not in public." Yami Marik said. "Yugi touched his ass it's not a dance." Bakura said. "Ew-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!" They screamed. "My life is ruined!" Ryou said still brushing it off. Bakura laughed. "I'd think he'd want you to be the horse now Ryou." He said chuckling. "Don't say that." Ryou said covering his ass and walking to school with his friends.
They walked to the auditorium to prepare for their play. "Here's your horsy outfit Bakura." Marik said handing it to him and giggling. "Why thank you. You're just so kind." Bakura said sarcastically snatching it from him. Marik pointed to Ryou and patted his ass. Bakura blushed. "Stop it." He said. "Hey Ryou." Joey said. Ryou ignored him and grabbed a staff. "I said hi." Joey said angrily. "Hi." Ryou said. "I brought a banana for you. Its said…banana's give you great determination and focus." Joey said. "You don't say?" Ryou said. "Yea here eat it." Joey said. "No." Ryou said. "Eat it!" Joey said again. "No! Ryou shouted. Joey smacked Ryou's head with the banana and laughed. "Ow." Ryou said rubbing his head. Bakura saw Joey beating Ryou with the banana and walked over smirking. "Joey. I haven't seen you in so long." Bakura said. "Uh-oh." Joey said. "Uh-oh is right." Bakura said punching Joey. "It's good to have you back here. I would've had a banana concussion." Ryou said smiling.
"Places people! We're going on in 5 seconds. Make me and my play proud." The drama teacher said. Ryou fixed his hat and looked at himself in a mirror. "I look like a little Dutch boy." He said to himself. "Sheep boy you're on." The teacher said. Ryou started calling a sheep's name and said all his lines. Bakura came out in his horse costume neighing weakly. "Jackass!" Marik yelled from the audience. "Who said it!" Bakura yelled. Ryou kicked Bakura and sat on his stitched saddle. "Whooo!" Marik screamed. Ryou groaned in embarrassment. "Is that Marik!" Bakura hissed. "The one and only." Ryou whispered. "This play sucks!" Marik screamed running up on stage and pushing Ryou off Bakura. He brought a radio and started playing it. "My play!" The drama teacher screamed crying.
"Yami look at my butt it's so big. I look like one of those rap girls boyfriends. Just look at it it's so big and round…and out there. Gross. I'm just so…fine. I like big butts and I cannot lie no other brother can deny so when a girl walks in an with an itty bitty waist and she wraps it in your face you get…sprung!" Marik sang doing Ryou's ass brushing dance. "Only Marik man." Yami Marik said slapping his head. "I'm long and I'm strong and I'm gonna…something something friction on. Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. Do you wanna roll in my chopper? Then turn around and stick it out even Ryou's even gotta shout "Baby got back!" Marik continued singing shaking his ass. "So my girlfriend rolls a Honda. My workout takes…a Fonda? Whatever. But Fonda doesn't have a motor in the back like my Honda. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon." The crowd started cheering at Marik and throwing flowers. "Oh my god get me out of here." Ryou said crawling off stage. "I dressed like a little Dutch boy so Marik can screw up my performance. I would have been famous." Ryou said. "Yea famous as the little Dutch boy." Bakura said snickering. "And you the jackass." Ryou laughed. "You're just jealous because I made a perfect horse and you looked like a stupid little Dutch boy." Bakura said. "But I was a cute little Dutch boy." Ryou said. "True." Bakura said. Ryou blushed. "Really?" He asked. "No." Bakura said quickly. "Denial! You're in denial!" Marik sang. "Shut the fuck up!" Bakura screamed. "Let's go home Bakura. Marik won't be done in a while." Ryou said watching Marik try to break dance on the floor and booty bump everyone on stage. "Sure why not this costumes making me itchy." Bakura said trying to scratch. "The jackass is walking on two legs! Ryou ride him home." Marik screamed. Ryou blushed. "Ride him home or I'll say that you…two…k-ki—"Ok!" Ryou shouted. Bakura got on his knees and groaned. "This better not come and bite me in the ass." He said. He winced when Ryou sat on him and spanked him to move quickly. "Yea Ryou smack that ass." Marik laughed. Bakura flipped Marik off but realized his costume didn't have fingers. "Alo-ha oy Alo-ha oy. Ryou's leaving riding a horsy. Alo-ha oy Alo-ha oy." Marik sang. Bakura groaned and crawled quickly out the door.
"Never again will I volunteer to be a horse." He said inhaling. "Sorry I spanked you so hard." Ryou said blushing. "Ah it's ok I got spanked worse when I was a little kid let's go home and do stuff." Bakura said grabbing Ryou's hand. "Hey Bakura." Ryou said as they were walking home. "Yea?" Bakura replied unwrapping a piece of gum. "Remember…that day in school…that you sat next to me…and I was drawing?" Ryou asked snatching Bakura's gum. "Yea?" Bakura said unwrapping another piece of gum. "Do…you want to see it?" Ryou asked blushing. "Sure." Bakura said. "I was just doodling you probably won't like it." Ryou said taking a paper out of his pocket and handing it to him. Bakura unwrapped the paper and looked at the drawing. Ryou chuckled nervously and fidgeted while blushing. Bakura placed an arm around Ryou and messed up his hair. "I do like it." He said smiling. "You're just saying that." Ryou said still blushing. "No I'm not I really do like it. I'm keeping it." Bakura said putting it in his pocket. He kissed Ryou's cheek and felt someone separate them. "Can't keep your hands off him can you Skippy? Am I going to have to handcuff you to the wall?" Marik asked. "Ah! Marik." Bakura said angrily. Ryou blushed. "Who liked my performance huh? Huh?" Marik asked nudging them both and smiling. "You embarrassed us." Bakura said. "I couldn't help it I like you guys." Marik said. "I even inspired your dance Ryou I got the whole school doing it." He added. "Listen me and Ryou were gonna go home. We were…going to watch TV." Bakura said. Marik and Ryou stayed quiet. "Watch "TV" huh? Alright. You two go watch "TV". Right the insides of your mouth." Marik said laughing. Bakura growled and yanked his hair. "Calm down Bakura" Ryou said grabbing his hands. "He always sneaks up on us it's like…he knows when we're…like…whatever." Bakura said. "It's Marik he knows this stuff he kisses everything." Ryou said. They watched Marik kiss a tree. "Let's go." Bakura said ignoring Marik's make-out session with the tree and walking home.
"God…did you see how Marik attacked that tree?" Ryou asked Bakura. "Beautiful." Bakura said sarcastically turning the TV on and changing the channel. "It's the turkey guy!" He said excitedly. Ryou sat down and rested his head on his fist. Bakura laughed hysterically when a rabid turkey attacked the guy on the TV. "This makes the show I wouldn't watch this show if it didn't have this rabid turkey attack every so often, but since it's over…let's watch the discovery channel and watch the lions eat the cantaloupes." Bakura said. "I believe they're antelopes." Ryou said bored. Bakura watched in awe and sat on his knees. "Ooh ooh pay attention! Watch!" Bakura said. "Fascinating." Ryou said sarcastically when the lion attacked the poor helpless defenseless deer. "See I'm gonna be like that some day." Bakura said. "A lion?" Ryou said. "Yea! And I'm gonna eat you like that antelope." Bakura said grabbing Ryou's leg. "I can pull off being a lion right?" Bakura asked sitting Ryou up from his resting position. Ryou looked at Bakura's face. "No. You're too…hmmm…nice…looking." Ryou said. "What!" Bakura asked in shock. "Well…not entirely nice looking, but you have your features you don't look all rarr grrr I'm evil." Ryou said. "Now Yami Marik that guy…looks and acts like a lion. That's one evil guy." He added. "You're making me feel like crap here." Bakura said sadly. "I'm sorry Yami. You're evil yes you're really evil. You're "I just burned a house down evil," Ryou said hugging him. "Just burning a house? Surely I can do more than that." Bakura said. "If you wanted too, but why would you? Aren't you happy already?" Ryou asked. "No! I wanna rule the world!" Bakura said. "Why?" Ryou asked. "Um…I never really gave it that much thought. I wanna be on TV." Bakura said. "So…you're not happy?" Ryou asked. "In a way. I'm happy because I have you, but then I'm not happy because I don't have you entirely. That and I haven't ruled the world yet because of stupid Yugi." Bakura said folding his arms. "Well…you're right about something's. You don't have me entirely, but that's ok. That will change in time. I still have to keep my eye on you." Ryou said wagging a finger at him. Bakura was about to kiss Ryou when Marik came in.
"Guys!" He screamed. "This is why I don't have you! This little fucking bitch! Grrrr! Can I kill him!" Bakura screamed. "Who likes my shorts!" Marik asked. Ryou covered his eyes. "Ugh! You came for that! Are you like psychic or something!" Bakura asked angrily. "Maybe." Marik said modeling his short shorts. "Oo-o-o-o-h…something was happening huh? Oh I'm so sorry." He said smiling. "No nothing was happening Marik we…were watching TV." Ryou said. "Oo-o-o-o-oh watching the "TV" huh?" Marik asked laughing. "Ugh! No not the inside of our mouths. Bitch." Bakura growled angrily. "It seems like that's the only channel how can I believe you?" Marik asked. "Please go Marik." Ryou said. "Sure I'll go. Have fun watching the "TV". Marik said laughing and walking out. "Care to give it one more try?" Ryou asked. Bakura sighed and tried again. "I'm ba-a-a-ack!" Marik said flinging the door open. "Hahaha! And that's why I was ready! Get over here!" Bakura screamed tackling Marik. "Ryou make him stop!" Marik cried. "There. Get out of that one." Bakura said tying a bow on Marik's ropes. He threw him outside and shut the door. "There Ryou now we can…" He growled angrily. "Mood ruiner!" Bakura screamed at Marik. "Sorry!" Marik said. "When's the next time I'll have an opportunity like that again?" Bakura asked himself sadly walking up the stairs. He saw Ryou laying on his bed in his pj's with a notebook in his hand. "What are you doing here?" Bakura asked. "Laying down…writing." Ryou said. "You got a room." Bakura said. "I know…but I don't have Bakura in there." Ryou said blushing. "So…you're staying here?" Bakura asked. "Yes." Ryou said. He laid down in bed next to Ryou who passed him a piece of paper. "Is…Marik around?" Bakura asked. "I don't think so." Ryou said smiling. "Then ok." He said kissing Ryou. Ryou blushed and giggled. "You're the best Yami in the whole world. You're better than Yami Marik and so much better than Yami Yugi and you do deserve me." Ryou said hugging him. "Well…I couldn't have put it any better than that…the part about me being the best Yami." Bakura said cockily. "And the best thing is you're my stupid cocky good kissing Yami." Ryou said. "I feel so special." Bakura said sniffing. "I'm going to get water. I'll be back in a minute." Ryou said running downstairs. Bakura smiled and when Ryou was gone he frowned. "Get out of the closet you idiot." Bakura said. Marik got out of the closet and sighed. "How'd you know?" He asked. "I heard you breathing a mile away." Bakura said. "Whoo. Bakura." Marik laughed. "Go away Ryou's coming back and I don't want it to be the last time I feel this good. If Ryou sees you here…he'll probably stop so step!" Bakura ordered. Marik put a backpack on and jumped out the window.
Ryou came back up the stairs holding his cup of water and jumped back in bed hugging his Yami. Bakura put the TV on mute and read the subtitles so Ryou can fall asleep. They heard romantic music being played outside and sat up. Bakura got up and saw Marik playing his piano. (Those little toy pianos with the cool lights lol) "Stupid cat!" Bakura screamed throwing a shoe at Marik. He jumped back in bed where Ryou resumed hugging him. "That cat was very talented." Ryou said. "Yea. It was also very stupid." Bakura said stroking Ryou's hair. Ryou snuggled his head on his Yami's chest and fell asleep. "Ryou look! The turkey guy!" Bakura said excitedly. Ryou stretched and snored softly. "I…um…I…I…lo-love you Ryou." Bakura said blushing. "I love you too Yami." Ryou said drowsily and smiling.
Well...now or sure it's over! Even though I…personally didn't want it to. Writing this lol…I like…unleashed my bullying side. I didn't know I could be such a meany. Don't ever hand a knife to me. Lol. Well…R&R. Hope you enjoyed my story…don't worry I'll write more like this. Hehe!
