Disclaimer:
Grey Rain: I do not own the Teen Titans...yet! But I will when I take over the world with my army of garden gnomes! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Sushi (my sis): But...You don't own an army of lawn gnomes.
Grey Rain: NOOOOO! All my percious plans! Ruined! sobs
Oh, and I bet you're wondering how I came up with such a lame idea for that last chapter, aren't you? Well, I just typed the first thing that came into my head. So, if you don't like it, I'll understand. Feel free to flame me, I love fire. And by the way, the Star/Rob and Cy/Jinx fluff IS coming, so don't worry. Anyway...ONWARD TO THE FIC!
(A/N: Remember, it's the day before the other Titans are supposed to get back.)
Raven woke up as early as usual & decided that, since B.B. was the only other person there, she would just wear normal clothes. The air conditioner had blown out while they were gone the night before, so it was about 90 in the Tower. Sighing to herself, she pulled on a dark purple spaghetti-strap shirt & a pair of dark purple shorts. She went downstairs & meditated for a while, even though she didn't need to. After a while, she heard Beast Boy singing in the shower like he always did and she decided to do something nice: make breakfast. Since it was way too hot for a mug of herbal tea, she turned instead to smoothies. After whipping strawberries, bannanas, ice, and soy milk into the blender, she started on B.B.'s tofu eggs. She'd watched him make them a thousand times, so she knew how to do it. When it was all done, she set the table & waited for B.B. to come down. A few minutes later, the sound of the elevator reached her ears and Beast Boy stepped into the room. He appeared to have had the same idea as Raven (that it was too for their normal costumes) and put on a white tee-shirt & a pair of denim shorts. When he saw Raven's little arrangement, he smiled to himself.
"Good morning, sleepyhead," Raven said, slightly sarcastic.
"What's with the food?"
"I felt like making breakfast."
"Is it tofu?" he asked hopefully. She nodded. "Cool! Wait, what are you gonna eat?"
"I'm going to risk death itself and try some," Raven said, looking fearfully at the eggs. B.B. only laughed. After they'd finished eating, they sat down on the couch to discuss plans for the day.
"Whaddaya wanna do?" Beast Boy asked, checking the computer for any criminal activity and, as always, finding none.
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?" answered a very bored-looking Raven.
"I still don't know," Beast Boy said, looking a little down-trodden.
"I've got an idea!" said a disembodied voice coming from out of nowhere.
"Who said that!" the two asked in unison.
"I did! Grey Rain! Author of the lame fanfiction you're stuck in!"
"Oh," B.B. said, looking like he understood.
"So what should we do?" Raven asked.
"Stay home!"
"Why should we do that?"
"Because it's essential for the next part of my plot!"
"Oh," they said, again in unison.
"And what would that be?" Raven asked.
"You'll find out when you get there!" Grey Rain said, sounding slightly annoyed.
"What? You can't leave us hanging like that!" Beast Boy shouted.
"Yes I can! I can do whatever I want! I am the almighty ruler of this fic! See?" Suddenly, a gaint pie appeared out of nowhere and dropped on Beast Boy's head, covering him in chocolate.
"Chocolate? Why chocolate? Why not apple?" Raven asked.
"Because I hate apple pie," Grey Rain replied. Raven shrugged.
"Hey! Can someone please get this stupid pie off of me?" Beast Boy screamed.
"Oh, yeah. Sorry," G.R. answered, the pie disappearing. "Just stay here."
"Fine," Raven siad. "Whatever." Grey Rain's voice faded away, leaving the two standing befuddled on the middle of the living room floor. "So," Raven said, "I guess we should stay here."
"Yeah. I guess so," B.B. said. They sat down on the couch, looked at each other for a minute, and, without warning, kissed each other. They were interupted by a sound that neither of them expected.
"Who is Slade?" They whirled around to see...the rest of the team. "Oops, wrong line," Robin said.
"I meant to say...WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON HERE?"
"Cue the dramatic background music!"
"Friends," Starfire said, "from whom is that voice coming and from where has the dramatic background music issued?"
"Oh, that's just Grey Rain," Raven said.
"Oh," the three replied in unison.
"Anyway," Cyborg interupted, "I was right! Oh yeah! Go Cyborg! Go Cyborg! It's your birthday!"
"It is the celebation of the anniversarry of your birth?" Starfire asked. "Happy aniversary of your birth!"
"It's just a figure of speech, Starfire," Robin said.
"Oh."
"Anyway! So when did you two decide to finally admit your undying devotion to one another?" Cyborg asked.
"Uh...three days after you guys left," Raven answered.
"Yeah! When are you gonna admit yours?" Beast Boy asked, adressing Starfire & Robin. The two in mention blushed & Robin ran a finger across his throat (signalling Beast Boy to shut up).
"Um...I do not know what you are talking about!" Stafire squeaked, her face unnaturaly red.
"Yeah! Absolutely no clue!" Robin said. Cyborg burst out laughing. "Shut up tin man!" Robin shouted. "Quit laughing!"
"He'd laugh at anything," Raven said. "Watch this." She waited until Cyborg calmed down and shouted "Spork." Once again, Cyborg laughed uncontrollably. Beast Boy joined him.
"Spork! Ha! That's great Rae! S-SPORK! Hahahahahahaha!" he laughed. She shook her head sadly, Robin and Star joining her.
"He's hopeless," they said in unison. Suddenly, a knock at the door brought them all back to their senses. Raven teleported to the door downstairs & opened it to see...AQUAFAG! Erm...I mean...Aqualad!
OH YEAH! Another chappie donw! Sorry it's short again. I also must apologize for my mangled, mutilated version of comedy. It's almost as bad as Robin's lines...and that's not something to be proud of. Oh, and if you like Aquafag-AQUALAD! I meant Aqualad! Don't hurt me-then you might not want to read some of the upcoming chappies. I've never liked him, and I've been calling him that for a year now, so I did NOT steal anyone's nickname for him. Let that be known. And if you're a Cy/Bee fan, you might want to read something else. The same thing goes for Terra-lovers. I'm very sorry to all you Terra fans, but I mortally hate her, and express that in a few of my fics. Also, if you don't like warped, pathetic attempts at humor, you won't like this. I really am pathetic. Oh well.
