Discalimer: If I owned the Titans, Terra would be decapitated and B.B. and Rae would've confessed their undying love in front of a weeping Cyborg. I apologize for my wierdness in the last chappie, but I've always wanted to do that. I also apologize for my lame sense of humor & lack of fluff, as well as my repetive use of the "and" sign. sighs Oh well. Let the fic commence!

"A-A-Aqualad," Raven said, stunned. "I...we...weren't expecting you."

"I know," he said, slicking back his black hair. "But I wanted to see you."

"Me?" she asked, blushing a little. 'Stop it!' her mind screamed. 'You like Beast Boy, not this fag!'

"Yes you," he said, flashing her a smile. She started to blush a little more, but then she remembered how Beast Boy made her feel when he smiled at her.

"Well," she said, icing her voice into a monotone, "don't stand out there all day." His smile slipped & he looked extremely confused. Raven smiled triumphantly in her head.

"Rae, who's at the door?" Beast Boy called to her telepathically. (He'd picked up that trick when he'd learned that he'd need to communicate as an animal.)

"A fag," Raven responded mentally, glowering at Aqualad, who was standing behind her. Beast Boy's laughter echoed in her head. "Are you coming?" she asked Aqaulad, who nodded & followed her. While in the elevator, Raven forcefully reminded herself of all the wonderful things about Beast Boy to keep her mind from wandering to the fag standing next to her. Suddenly, she had an urge to read his mind and find out what he was there for.

'No one can resist me!' he thought. 'I'll have that little Goth in my arms by lunch time. And once I do...I can tell the press! Fame! Publicity! All the hot chicks in Jump City will be begging for me! And then I can dump that freak and go back to being my normal, perfect self!' His thoughts sickened and enraged Raven.

'He came all this way to pretend that he liked me so he could get famous and find some easy little prep!' she thought. 'Oh how I hate him! But I won't kill him just yet...I'm going to get my revenge!' She stepped out of the elevator without a backward glance at Aquaf-lad, and walked over to Beast Boy. She smiled devilishly, wrapped her arms around his neck, and kissed him. Even though this caught Beast Boy, and everyone else, off gaurd, he gratefully went along with it. After they broke away, Raven scanned everyone's minds, just to read their reactions.

Robin: Oh God that was nasty! I hope they never, never do that in front of me again.

Cyborg: All right! Go B.B.! Actually, it's more like go Rae. Still...Go B.B.!

Starfire: ... 00

Aqualad: Crap! Crap! Crap! Now I'm gonna have to pry her away from string-bean here. Actually...that should be kinda fun. But God that was disgusting!

Beast Boy: Go Beast Boy! Go Beast Boy! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! OH YEAH!

She smirked. They were all too predictable. She wondered if the guys in Titans East were that predictable. Suddenly, an idea hit her. She would call Titans East!

Later that night, Beast Boy sat grumbling at the dinner table. Now that Aqualad was here, Beast Boy had a sneaking suspicion that he would try steal Raven from him. (Isn't it funny how things work out in fanfics? ) But, until Aquafag tried something, all he could pout about was the fact that Cyborg was cooking. Aquafag was sitting on the couch, lazing around like he owned the place, Rae was in her room, Cyborg was...well...cooking, and Starfire and Robin were nowhere to be found. He began to wonder where they were.

Robin was pacing the floor in the Slade-room, muttering his thoughts under his breath.

"Who is Slade? I wish I wasn't such a chicken. Then I could Starfire that I like her. Who is Slade? But even if I did, some evil villain might find out and use it against us. Must kill Slade. Still, I hate seeing her hurt every time I push her away. Die Slade die! Dang it! If Beast Boy, king of whimps, can tell Raven, the ice queen, that he likes her, then I should be able to tell Starfire! ... NO! Don't let the evil hampsters take over the world! (A/N: That's my job! ) I'll do it! I'll tell her!" he told himself as he marched defiantely out of the Slade room.

"Oh, Starfire, what flaw do you posess (posses?) that repels Robin so? I have begun to wonder if I am too unattractive for friend Robin to have a romantic interest in me. Oh, why must the citizens of Earth be such enigmas?" Star sighed as she flopped down on her bed. She was getting slightly depressed that Robin didn't like her (or so she thought). She was just about to ask Raven what to do when someone knocked at her door. "Who wishes to enter the confines of my bedroom?" Starfire called, attempting to be cheerful.

"Um, Robin?" answered a familiar voice. Starfire smiled.

"You may enter!" she told him. He opened the door timidly, gulped, & walked up to her.

"Star, can I talk to you about something?" he asked, his voice slightly high-pitched.

"Why of course, friend Robin. Is there something amiss?"

"No, no it's just...well...this is kina hard for me to say, so go easy on me," he said, blushing. Starfire motioned for him to sit down next to her before he continued. Gladly, he obliged. "It's just...I've been-feeling something...for a long time now, but I'm not sure if I should. It's something that I've been feeling since I met you, Starfire," he said, glancing at the Titan in mention. She blushed. "I-I like you, Starfire. A lot. And...not in a 'friend' kinda way. I...I love you," he said, staring into her eyes. She blushed and smiled uncontrollably.

"I love you, too, Robin," she said, enveloping him in a bone-crushing hug. She didn't let go until she noticed that his face had started to turn blue. "Oh, I am sorry, boyfriend Robin," she said, giggling & letting him go.

"No problem," he wheezed, sliding down off the bed like he'd melted. Another knock sounded at the door, but this time whomever it was didn't wait for a reply. Raven stepped in, laughed a little at Robin, & smiled a smug smile.

"Dinner is done," she said. "Oh, and I'd prepare for a few unexpected guests if I were you," she added, leaving the two Titans as she headed downstairs.

Raven sat next to B.B., and at random moments throughout the meal, she would grab his hand. Beast Boy loved the attention, Aqaulad was royally p.o.-ed, Cyborg looked like he was going to throw up the humongous slab of steak that he'd practically inhaled, and Robin & Starfire were too absorbed in eachother to notice. Raven kept mentally reaching out towards the door, hoping to detect a certain person's presence. When they'd finished, Beast Boy cheerfully declared it movie night, having rented Ninja Zombies From Planet Z-And-A-Half. (I just thought something up, so don't hurt me!) Raven rolled her eyes, punched B.B. playfully, & flopped down on the couch. And so the movie commenced.

Half an hour later, someone knocked at the door, causing Raven to jump & Beast Boy to go flying through the air. (He'd been sitting kitten-form on her lap.)

"Dude! Watch it!" he said to Raven, but she didn't notice. Her eyes were wide and her face was pale.

"I'll get it!" Starfire called cheerfully, rushing downstairs. Robin paused the movie.

"Rae, what's wrong?" Beast Boy asked, not getting an answer. Suddenly, they heard Starfire shriek.

"Star! What's wrong!" Robin shouted, taking off at warp-speed. Cyborg & Aquafag followed, but Raven remained glued to the couch, a look of utmost horror on her face.

"Rae? Are you okay? Raven?" Beast Boy asked. Suddenly, he heard a familiar and much-missed voice.

"Hey B.B.! What's up?" Beast Boy spun around, not noticing that exactly 8 light-bulbs, 2 chairs, & 1 television had all been utterly destroyed due to an uncontrolled aura of black magic. "Terra!"

Well, this chappie's done! I must apologize for my insanity and for my lame excuse for comedy. What's going to happen next? Will it really be Terra? Will Raven fall Aquafag's lame- lines & mangled version of charm? Will Cyborg survive after the destruction of his television? Why did I make Robin irrationally terrified that evil hampsters will take over the world? Well, you'll find out when I get enough reviews for this chappie. Sorry to leave you hanging, but it could not be helped. I will, however, tell you this much: Terra won't be the only unexpected visitor! I apologize once again for everything that I could possibly apologize for. Review soon!

Grey Rain