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Chapter 10: Quadruple Date?

"Yo B.B., where the heck is my Gamestation!" Cyborg shouted as Beast Boy sauntered into the room. B.B.'s eyes widened for a moment before he remembered that it was still at the shop.

"Oh yeah! It broke while you were gone, so I took it to the repair place thingy," he answered, flopping down on the couch beside him. Cy almost looked angry…almost…until Jinx walked in, that is. Immediately, Cyborg jumped up to greet her.

"Hey, Jinx!" he said enthusiastically. She smiled.

"I've got an idea, guys. Wanna hear about it?" she asked. They nodded. "Okay, well…I was thinking that…since you & I," she said, motioning to Cyborg, "Robin & Starfire, Terra & Fag, & you & Raven are all dating, that we should… (Dun-dun-dun!) go on a double date! …Er, I mean…a quadruple date…" Cy grinned like it was the greatest idea in the world, and Beast Boy just kind of nodded a little, wondering what Raven would say…

"NO!"

"But…but…please, Raven?" Beast Boy begged.

"I…said…no," she answered coldly.

"It's just a quadruple date! It's not like it's anything big, or anything!" he whined. Her eyebrows rose. "Okay… well… maybe it is, but… still!" Her cold glare didn't change. "PLEASE? Don't make me do the face!" he said. Her eyes widened a little, her icy gaze faltering. "I'll do it!"

"No you won't."

"I will too!"

"You're bluffing."

"Oh yeah? Watch this!" he said, turning into an adorable little kitten. He blinked his big green eyes, looked up at Raven, and "mewed" sweetly. The ice in her eyes melted immediately. Unable to control herself, she snatched him up into her arms & buried her face in the soft green fur. Then, holding him at arms length, she attempted to be unemotional.

"Fine, since you put it that way. But don't expect me to be cheery," she said, hoping that he'd change back so she could go back to being unemotional and not tarnish her reputation. But he didn't. Once again, he smiled sweetly and meowed, this time batting his paws at her like the little kitty he was. Once again, she couldn't help but squeeze the life out of the poor fuzzball.

"Okay, okay! I need to breathe here!" came Beast Boy's voice in her mind. But she just couldn't put him down. Sighing to himself, he morphed back into human form. He was a bit too heavy for an unsuspecting girl to hold, and she ended up falling backwards onto the floor, Beast Boy landing on top of her in a rather awkward position. It wouldn't have been that big of a deal had Starfire not walked in at that precise moment.

"Friend Raven, I came to inquire of you if I could borrow a Tamp-oh…I see that you are…busy…I shall return later," she said quickly, a bright red blush on her face that mirrored the ones on the other two teens' faces. Beast Boy hastily scrambled off of her.

"No no no no no!" Beast Boy said, catching her by the elbow. "It's so not like that! It's not what it looks like! I just-" he stuttered, his face horrendously red.

"What Beast Butt here is trying to say is that we fell down, and we were so not… 'busy'," Raven said, pulling her hood up. "And yes, I have a Tampon you can borrow. Tell Jinx that we'll go to the carnival with you all," Rave said impassively, handing Starfire a box. Starfire nodded, still red-in-the-face, and headed downstairs. When Starfire was gone, Raven slowly pulled her hood down and turned back to Beast Boy with a devilish look in her eyes. She advanced a few menacing steps toward him, & he backed up.

"Hey, calm down, Raven. It's not my fault! You wouldn't let me go! I had to breathe! Please don't hurt me! I won't do i-" Raven cut him off by kissing him hard on the lips. The stayed up in her room, making out, for about an hour…

"Does anybody know what time we're supposed to meet Terra & the Fag?" Cyborg asked, regarding the clock on his arm impatiently. Jinx shrugged her thin shoulders in answer and Robin groaned, hopping from one foot to the other. Starfire sighed heavily, her light pink shawl rustling quietly as she did so. The titans had decided to dress up a little bit, but not too much since they were only going to the carnival. Robin put on a pair of black jeans & a red hoodie, and the lack of a mask made his mud-brown eyes apparent. Jinx had decided to wear a pink turtle-neck sweater & a pair of jeans. (It was cold out, people! Crazy weather they have up in Jump, isn't it? … ) Starfire had donned a pink skirt, a pink shirt, and a pink shawl with little pink boots. (Down with pink! Grr…) Beast Boy had clothed himself in a black, long-sleeved shirt that said, in bright green letters: King of the Jungle (), a pair of faded jeans (I like jeans, can you tell?), and a pair a black Converses. Raven had garbed herself in a deep purple sweater that came down to about her thighs with sleeves that covered her hands, a black skirt with deep purple trim, and a pair of black boots that came up to her knees. Cyborg was…well…Cyborg. What more can you say about Cyborg? They waited out in front of the carnival in the cold, wishing that they'd brought coats or something, when a pair of familiar morons sauntered out of the darkness. Terra and Aquafag had stayed in their normal outfits. (I couldn't figure out what to put them. I sowwie! )

"About time," Raven muttered, just loud enough for everyone to hear. Terra rolled her eyes.

"C'mon y'all, let's go. I think my circuits are starin' to freeze over," Cyborg said. They all agreed, and headed into the park to start their double…er…quadruple date…

Yay! Another chappie down! The horrid writers' block hath abated from thy mind! …For the time being, at least…So…review me and tell me what you think.

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I'm sorry for being repetitive, I'm sorry for using improper grammar, I'm sorry for not updating sooner, I'm sorry for aggravating you with my apologies, I'm sorry for my stupid sense of humor, I'm sorry for my random-ness, I'm sorry for my use of words that are not words, I'm sorry for apologizing, I'm sorry for not apologizing sooner, I'm sorry for this irrationally long section of apologies, I'm sorry for apologizing, I'm sorry for apologizing for my apologizing twice, and I'm sorry that you had nothing better to do than to read this crap.

Sorry again,

Grey Rain