A Day in the Life of a Psycho Killer!

Summary: Bakura's view of the world, the people, and the many ways he can torment the two! Note: Tea and Tristen bashing. This is a one off story, unless I can think of a follow-up.

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

"…" Speech
'…' Thoughts
Actions

Bakura: Talking to a cardboard man "Hey, I'm Bakura and I'm gonna make your life a living hell! HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY SCREAMING! Oh, wise guy huh? FINE!" Punches a hole through cardboard mans head "That'll teach ya to mess with the great mind of Bakura! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

'Oh no, its that short spiky haired kid and his band of friends. And that Tea girl is with them, and watsisname, ah, Tristen, I could have some fun with this.'

"Why hello Yugi, and company, what are all of you doing out on such a boring day like this?"

Yugi: "Hey Bakura, we were going to the Arcade, wanna come?"

Bakura: "Sure Yugi." 'MUAHAHAHA, they'll regret inviting me'

Later on the way to the Arcade

Bakura: 'Must…not…kill…Tea…YET!' "Are we there yet?"

Tristen: "SHUT UP BAKURA! YOU'VE BEEN ASKING THAT EVERY TWO MINITES FOR THE LAST HALF-HOUR!"

Bakura: muttering "Patience Bakura, patience, you can hurt them soon enough…"

Yugi: "First sign of madness is talking to yourself Bakura"

Bakura: "No it's not! Is it? Maybe it is, nah it can't be, can it?"

Yugi: "HAHAHAHA, second sign of madness, ANSWERING BACK! Now Bakura, you wouldn't happen to have any hair on the palms of your hands would you?"

Bakura: checks hands "Nope, HAH!"

Yugi: "Hehehe, you still got three out of four, HEY GUYS BAKURAS OFFICIALLY MAD!"

Bakura: "But there was no hair, and you only said 3 signs"

Yugi: "Oh sorry, the forth sign is CHECKING FOR HAIR! AHAHAHA!"

In the Arcade

Bakura: 'Phew, I'm away from them, now I can plot my revenge on Torpedo-Head and Madam-Friendship over there' plotting 'MUAHAHA, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!'

Tea: "Hey Bakura, why aren't you joining in? Are you out of quarters?"

Bakura: "Ah, yeah, quarters, no more" 'Was I supposed to bring money? I thought I could rob some kid like I normally do. Oh well, she'll probably give me half of her money anyway now, and then I can banish her to the Shadow-Realm, and take the rest of her quarters, but first to steal her credit card and pin numbers, hehehe, err I mean MUAHAHAHAHA!'

Tea: waves hand in front of Bakura's face "Hey Bakura! Wake up, I said you can have some of my quarters. Bakura?"

Bakura: wakes up "What? Oh, thanks, I guess." 'How can I do this with out those other fools finding out…' "Ahem, Tea? Can I show you something?"

Tea: "Sure Bakura."

The two leave the Arcade unnoticed

Some random alley way behind a Lumberjack Supplies Store

Bakura: "This is it."

Tea: "But there's nothing here."

Bakura: "Oh but there is." Pulls out a remote and presses the big red button in the middle. Giant cage lands around Tea

Tea: "WHAT THE HELL!"

Bakura: "MUAHAHAHA! Now, now at last we can all be free of your pathetic 'friendship lessons'! I will give you this choice though, would you like to be chopped into small pieces and fed to random street animals first or banished to the Shadow-Realm?"

Tea: "Actually I would prefer something else" winks (A/N ewww, this is her futile attempt to lure Bakura into the cage so she can escape)

Bakura: looks horrified disgusted and disturbed all at the same time "Ahh, no, I'd rather just kill you." Pulls out another remote with a green button which he obviously pushes

Tea: is suddenly bound by mechanical arms to a wall "Where'd the cage go?"

Bakura: shrugs "Who cares, I have a whole Dumpster full of chainsaws, axes and pocket knives just for you, but I don't think you know how to use them, so I'll show you." Grabs an axe and starts hacking at Tea's ankle

Being the pathetic wreck that she is Tea starts to cry and make a hell of a lot of noise.

Bakura: "SHUT UP! AT THIS RATE SOME ONE IS GONNA HEAR YOU!"

Tea: "WAHHHHHHHHH"

Bakura: "GRRRRR, FINE! SHADOW REALM FIRST!"

Tea: turns negative colours and stops moving/screaming/breathing

Bakura: "Finally." Continues to disfigure Tea beyond recognition "No one will be able to work out who she is.And I shall haveher body scattered and left for alley cats and rats to eat, they probably never will have eaten this well in years." Looks around nervously "I'm helping the animals. If I happen to benefit from her disappearance it's just an added bonus, BUT IT IS FOR THE ANIMALS!"

Minutes later in the same place

Bakura: I definitely prefer the chainsaws work to the axe." Gathers chunks of flesh into a plastic bag "I better spread this around town, or cops will find this one area and track me down. THEY CAN"T PUT ME IN JAIL BEFORE I DESTROY THE OTHERS!" Kicks a fire hydrant

Fire hydrant: Spurts water all over alleyway, washing away all visible traces of blood

Back at the Arcade

Bakura: 'They're still here? Don't they EVER run out of quarters?'

Tristen: "Hey Bakura, where's Tea?"

Bakura: "IT WASN'T ME! Err I mean, she's gone home, she didn't feel so good and sorta 'fell to pieces' on me" cough. glares at Tristen's hair "Ah Tristen, on the way back I saw something I'm sure you'd love to go to, my treat."

Tristen: "Really? What? Where?"

Bakura: "A carnival! With a cannon and everything." Huge unnatural grin

Tristen: "Wow cool, shouldn't we tell the others though? They might wanna come too."

Bakura: "Nah, they'll spoil the fun for us, anyway, if I paid for you, I'd have to pay for them to, or pay for none of you, meaning you wouldn't save 5!"

Tristen: "Well I guess they don't REALLY have to come with us, we can tell them about it later."

At the carnival

Tristen: "OOH LOOK! CANDY FLOSS! You DID say your treat Bakura!"

Bakura: shudders 'How can he eat all this junk food and not feel sick after so many roller coaster rides, I must do away with this fool, NOW!' "Hey Tristen, don't you want to see the cannon?"

Tristen: "Yeah sure, but we SOOOO got ta come back to the 'Roller-Caves of Doom' ride, that was so cool!"

Bakura: "Yeah, sure, of course." 'But why? That ride wasn't even scary, why, my hidden lair in Egypt was scarier and it was lined with rugs and jewels, stolen yes but that's not the point, the point is this guy has no backbone, but he will be much easier to crush that way, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

At the cannon

Bakura: 'Finally I can do away with this fool, but how to get ol' Torpedo Head IN the cannon, ah I know.' "Say Tristen, no ones around, the cannon says it isn't working…"

Tristen: "Where?"

Bakura: scribbles Out Of Order onto a note and attaches it to the cannon "Right there."

Tristen: "Oh. I didn't even see it, hahaha!"

Bakura: "Yesss… Anyway, why don't you climb in, see what it looks like from the inside."

Tristen: "Sure, there's no one here to see is there? I've already had too many warnings for 'vandalism'." Rolls his eyes "I mean how is kicking a letterbox vandalism when it's MINE?"

Bakura: "Yeah… Sure… Right… Anyway, hop in, I'll watch for if anyone starts to come over." Searching for lighter in pocket

Tristen: climbs in "WOW! I didn't think it would be so big in here!"

Bakura: finds lighter, moves cannon to face concrete wall and lights line "Ah yeah, you comfortable? Oh shit, people are coming, stay there!" '5…4…3…2…1…BANG!'

Cannon: "BOOOOM!"

Tristen: "GAHHHH!" Smashes into wall "Owie"

Bakura: "Pathetic fool." Glances at wall and notices dent left by Tristen's hair "Wow, how much gel has he got in his hair! Ooh, better get him outa here." Drags Tristen's lifeless body and dumps it over the wharf "I only fed land animals last time, gotta feed the fish…"

Back at the Arcade, again

Bakura: "WHAT!" Knocks on Arcade doorway "HEY OPEN UP! I HAVEN"T SPENT ANY MONEY YET!"

Random Arcade Dude: "How much money ya got? 'Cos we're meant ta be closed."

Bakura: thinking back to the last times that he took Tea's bank statement "Is over 1,000,000 on credit card and another schoolbag filled with quarters enough for you?"

Random Arcade Dude: O.O "COME ON IN MAN! This Arcade is open ONLY to YOU right now!"

Bakura: "Sweet."

The End…or is it spooky music

Hehehe, how was that ppl? Not bad 4 my 1st YuGiOh fic. Let me know what ya thought, improvements, ideas, etc? R&R

From The Girl Named FRED!

A/N, this story has been edited and re-posted 'cos deleted it last time, they never quite explained why, because it was interactive or something?

Well as far as I know its not interactive, the reviewers are entitled to their opinion and they post who they want to suffer next so they enjoy the story, whether I choose to agree with their choice is my business.

And if it was because I asked 2 b added on MSN did not make it interactive, it proves you do not explain the way 2 add chapters well enough cos I don't get it at all!

Thank you