Don't call us, we'll call you.

Disclaimer: I don't own the turtles or related characters; I do own this story concept – thanks. The song sung by Raph is "Ring, Ring, Ring". I have no idea who sings it, but it is a song on this old tape that I own. Smash Hits 1991 - Unfortunately, the tape has no mention who sang it

Raph woke up in the morning to the sound of his brother's singing in the bathroom.

Thought Leo told him to stop singing yesterday? Raph thought.

"Mikey, I told you to stop singing in the shower!" Came Leo's voice.

"Yeah good Leo, shut him up for us," Raph sighed and rolled over.

"You said not to sing the doe a deer song, this is not the same song," Mikey said, poking his head out of the bathroom, which displayed a shower cap.

"Fine then, any song from the Sound of Music!"

"Chime-chimney is from Mary Poppins, it's a completely different movie and woman," Mikey said.

"Mikey, first of all, the woman in Mary Poppins is the same one as in the Sound of Music. Secondly why in the world are you wearing a shower cap when you don't have any hair to get wet?"

"Firstly in your response – Mary had black hair and the Sound of Music chick had blonde hair – so it's a different woman. Besides they have different names in the movies. Secondly, I don't want my cradle cap to get too wet and thirdly and most importantly, why you peeking on me in the shower?" Mikey said.

"What cradle cap? You're a bit old for that aren't you? I though that was something only babies get?"

"Yeah and only human babies get it. We wouldn't get it due to the fact we are reptiles and have no hair," Donnie walked in on Mikey telling him the facts.

"So, Donnie, tell Leo that Mary Poppins is not the Sound of Music lady. He seems to be confused," Mikey closed the door before anyone could say anything else.

"Why is he talking about movies we haven't seen in years?" Donnie questioned Leo.

"How should I know what's ticking away inside that head of his? I'm a ninja, not a phycologist."

"True." Donnie replied.

Later that day, Irma, Casey Jones and April O'Neal sat along side Splinter, as Mikey informed them of why they were called down to the sewers for.

"Now, you are all here today to help judge the best telephone answering skills out of us turtles. Now I already know who's really good at this skill, but let's see how the other three fair against the greatest, I give you Leo!"

"You can clap if you like?" Mikey tried to make the audience responsive to him, only Casey bothered to clap and cheer.

"Just so you all know - this was Mikey's idea - Raph called out.

"Okay phone is ringing and Leo's going to pick it up!" Mikey was also commentating on the events to the small crowd.

"Think this is where you pick up the phone Leo," Raph called out, when Mikey pretended to make phone noises.

"Hello, you have reached the turtle residence. My name is Leonardo and how may I help you?" Leo said to his audience.

"That must have taken so long to come up with," Raph mumbled to Donnie.

"Okay, big round of applause for Leo, now it's all hands together for the one the only – Don-ster!"

Again only Casey clapped and cheered, before April stoped him.

"Bring bring!" Mikey cried.

"Hello, this is Donnie here. Do you need your hot water system fixed or maybe your computer's on the blink, then you have reached the right turtle for you. Unfortunately I have not made individual phones for all of us, so for now we must share the same communal phone."

"Okay, nice, thanks Donnie!" Mikey cried, "Next up we have our resident hothead. Now trust me, don't ring when he's blowing off steam or you're sure to cope it. Owe!" Mikey copped a clout on the ear from Raphael.

Now as far as Raph was concerned this game was a little childish for his liking, but if he got to watch Mikey doing his dishes for a month, he was happy. Besides he knew he had it in the bag.

"Hey, hey, how you doing, sorry you can't get through, why don't you leave your name and your number, and we just might get back to you, hey, hey, hey check it out," Raph rapped his little tune. Casey was bobbing along to the tune also.

"That was an excellent display of how hard you have worked on that one, my son," Splinter said.

Mikey was nervous now, everyone seemed to enjoy Raph's little rap. Now why didn't he think of that? The tune was so familiar too.

"Okay, Mikey think it's your turn," Leo said.

"Yeah top that orange boy," Raph sat down, pleased with himself. Mikey couldn't possibly make up a better one than that.

"Okay, but hang on, I need to go somewhere first," Mikey raced to the bathroom.

"Drink anyone? He'll be there awhile," Leo said, heading to the kitchen.