Hello hello... this is my first time so don't be all "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BAD GRAMMER OMG" anywhoo I'm more of a leniant writer with interesting but twisted endings to some of my favorite or hated anime. Don't mind me if I hurt your feelings by dissing your anime but here's a reality check. It's just a drawing...get over it... But I love it! To make more interesting but funny stories...READ ME!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FLCL SO YEA...CHILL
"RETURN OF HARUKO?" (she's my fav. cuz she's RAD!)
Several years have pass by eversince HARUKO left TAKU...
HARUKO came back with her yellow moped and sped across town like a maniac on crack. Crashing and flying old ladies all over the streets of HARAJUKU girls who got the wicked style...she threw pennis at them b/c they were transexual with MAN CROUCH. OH NO!
HARUKO: "weeeeee I'm a alien... that's on a moped and slams guitar on people! I'm coming to get you TAKU!"
Taku left the house and suddenly his heart stopped beating because of what he sees coming towards him...
TAKU: "Is it? MY LOVER?" -blush-
HARUKO: "oh..I'm back here because I forgot my duck tape for my Tuck..."
(Tuck: is a drag queen term for pushing back the penis and taping it with a duck tape to pretend that it's a Uterus)
TAKU: "WHAT?"
HARUKO: "OH yea...I'm a man!"
DUN DUN DUN
TAKU: "Nooooooooooooooo!"
HARUKO: "okay where's the duck tape"
TAKU: "my dad is using it"
TAKU's DAD: "AHHHH THIS DUCK TAPE HAS SMALL HAIR PUBES!"
The pubes on the tape soon turns into a large crab! OH NO SHE HAS CRABS!
RAWR! HARUKO IS A MAN!
HARUKO: Bites TAku
TAKU Turns into a girl
TAKU: "SERVE IT AUNTY! GIVE ME MY DUCK TAPE OR I"LL SLAM YOU WITH MY HEELS..I GOTTA GO AND DO MY SHOW YEA...OKAY SERVE IT! and 5 6 6 8 "AT first I was afraid...I was petrified.. LIP sinc.
Miko: "THAT IS THE MOST WONDERFUL AND GLORIOUS ENDING EVER! 5 STARS whoop whoop!"
Apologizes: Please excuse such randomness and probably grammatic errors that just had to make you twitch, but yeah. I know this was way too random and you guys wanted a so called "romantic love story," however, when I watch FLCL... I fell in love with its plotless 6 episode... so please; do not comment on my writing stlye but do so on my weird randomness...
NOTICE: By the way... I don't sound like the author but I am related to the physco... so I'm giving my account to him... because I'm so kind... -rolls eyes- Anyways... review and don't let my "related one" kill you... I am his editor afterall...
Its simple as this... flame the guy and he will leave a little nice note for you...
