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Are You Happy Now?

Ugh. I hate that Hermione girl. Why'd she have to go and tell Harry? What a little tattletale. It's probably against her religion to keep a damn secret. I really did like him, but we've never even kissed. Besides, Davies, being the captain and all, said he would make sure I stayed on the Quidditch team if I made out with him. Who am I to refuse a little snogging and a spot on the team. I bet Harry's life is falling apart without me.

Now, don't just walk away

Pretending everything's okay

And you don't care about me

I know it's just no use

When all your lies become your truths

And I don't care

I just passed Harry in the corridor. He completely ignored me. Talk about regret. The Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw Quidditch match is coming up soon. What will he do when we're both looking for the same snitch? Better yet, what will I do? That bloke, Lee Jordan, doesn't help either. I mean, can't McGonagall find an unbiased announcer? Like, her, for god sakes.

Could you look me in the eye?

And tell me that you're happy now

Would you tell it to my face?

Or have I been erased

Are you happy now?

I can't believe that those Gryffindors beat us. The snitch was right in front of my eyes, but when I saw Harry speeding towards me on his Firebolt, I panicked. I thought he was going to pummel me. I really need to get myself together. It was Harry's fault that we're broken up, not mine. He was the one who had to make a big scene in front of everyone. I bet he can't even sleep at night knowing what he did to me. I wish Cedric were still here. He made a better boyfriend than any of these blokes. Why did Harry have to go and convince Cedric to take the cup with him? Or better yet, why didn't You-Know-Who kill Harry also. Would've made life a lot easier. I'll show Harry that I don't need him.

You took all there was to take

And left me with an empty plate

And you don't care about it

And I am giving up this game

And leaving you with all the blame

'Cause I don't care

I'm going to be happy. I'm not going to care, or even think about Harry or any other boy. Before he knows it, he'll regret ever breaking up with Ms. Cho Mai Chang. I have a few choice words for him, but he goes out of his way to make sure he's not running into me. If for some reason, we do pass each other, he won't even look me in the eye. I just need all the best looking boys to cling to me. Or wait! I have a better idea. But I might have to make quite a few sacrifices.

Could you look me in the eye?

And tell me that you're happy now?

Come on tell it to my face

Or have I been replaced

Are you happy now?

Okay. I've got it all planned. Draco will pretend to be my boyfriend to make Harry jealous. He'll be hanging all over me, kissing and everything. In return, I'll make sure Draco gets the snitch first so Slytherin wins the match. Of course, I'm still snogging Davies in secret just to make sure I stay on the team. I just hope my evil plan works. Wait! What am I talking about? Harry and Draco have been enemies practically forever. Of course it'll work.

Do you really have everything you want?

You cant' ever give something you ain't got

You can't run away from yourself

My plan was bloody brilliant. You should have seen Harry. I walked Draco to his double-potions class with the Gryffindors and we made sure Harry was watching us. Then we snogged for what seemed like the longest time. I bet Harry was so pissed, but he couldn't do anything about it, being as Snape has it out for Harry. If Harry even raised his voice in front of Snape, he would give Harry a detention faster than you can say Cockroach Cluster. Even Ron and Hermione's jaws dropped to the floor, or at least I thought they did. My eyes were closed, the number one, and most important rule of kissing. It's only just begun, Harry, so you better watch out…

Would you look me in the eye?

Could you look me in the eye?

I've had all that I can take

I'm not about to break

'Cause I'm happy now

Are you happy now?


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