Alianna and John were getting ready for Charlie to propose and they were re-rehearsing the rap on Ali's computer when she messed with it and the computer shutdown by itself. She then called up Tech-Support."
"Yeah, Tech-Support, I seemed to be having a problem with my laptop. This computer is acting up like a trouble child on crack," she said
"Hello how my I help you? What is wrong with your computer?" The guy had a voice that was foreign, like he was from India
"Well I went into this program and changed a 1 to a 0. Now it won't even start up. What do I do 'oh guru of computer wisdom?' "
"Have you tried restarting your computer?" he asked
"Yes, And IT DOESN"T RESTART!" Ali said with a annoyed voice
"Is your computer plugged in? That is a very much common mistake." he said
"What kind of stupid question is that that? Yes it's plugged in! Don't jerk me around. This operating system is as unstable as Charles Manson. I need help."
"Is your monitor on? That is also a very much common mistake."
"Dumbass, it..doesn't..start..up."
"What is your operating system?'
"Its one of those windows operating systems, you know."
"Oh yes very good, do you like ice cream?"
"What?"
"Do you like ice cream!"
"Stop asking dumb questions and help me out! And tell me what to do!"
"Hello?"
"Hello!"
"Yes I will help you. Hold down the following keys W,F, 2, Y, G, the spacebar, and tap escape button for 20 minutes."
She gave the finger to phone, as this guy told her what to do.
"So how is the weather?
"Oh geez here we go, Fine?"
"It is hot here like a boiling pot of water."
"Really? Where are you Florida or California?"
"India."
"India? Wait do you mean like Indian?" she asked raising an eyebrow confused
"No India?"
"Wait a second your in India?"
"I just said that!"
"What the fuck? Why am I talking to someone about my computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?"
"The tech-support as moved to India, because it is cheaper here."
"Nice great, so why am I paying for first rate tech-support from a third world county?"
"You Americans are only paying me 20 dollars a week."
"20 a week? Damn your getting screwed. Tech-support here gets that an hour."
"My God your all bastards!"
"Hey! Where talking about my computer here. Not your slave wages. Pay attention! Focus!"
"Oh very sorry! How is your computer today?"
"Broken jackass, broken. Can I ask you a question? Can I just reboot the installer disk and have it re-write the file I messed with?"
"Yes I guess you could do that."
"Oh yeah great, you have been a big fucking help."
The guy hangs up and so does Alianna, John then begins to laugh hysterically
"Keep jobs in the USA so I can understand who I am talking too."
She said as she started rebooting the installer disk.
an off topic chapter but I thought it was damn funny, sorry it took me so long to update but school and stuff got in the way. For an idea of my homework I have algebra every night and usually they are problems 1-74, not fun. I will try and update as fast as I can, sorry for the wait!
