A/N: /cracking up/ Oh my GOSH! Last Saturday's episode, Farewell days of my youth, was HILLARIOUS! Anyway, sorry for saying that I'd update a long time ago. I couldn't feel the funny, plus I was in a small depression after getting flamed a billion times on my one story. So thanks for the reviews and comments and here it is.
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Chapter 4: Koga and The New Pervert at the Hot Springs
Kagome decided to walk close to Inuyasha after their little 'encounter' with Sesshomaru. "What's up? Why are you so scared? It was just Sesshomaru." Inuyasha asked her calmly.
"How can you be so calm about this? You know Sesshomaru better than me and I know that that was not normal!" She huddled closer to him.
"Kagome have you been reading those 'comic books' again?" He smirked. "The last time you did, you threw a book at Shippo because you thought he was from space and wanted to suck you brain out." He started tapping his head.
Kagome frowned at his remark. "I didn't think he was an alien! I just was really tired and he surprised me. And no-"She slapped the hand that he was tapping his head with. "-I'm not crazy."
Inuyasha stuck his arms into his sleeves. "Could've fooled me." He mumbled under his breath.
But he forgot that Kagome had hearing almost as good as his. She narrowed her brow. "Do you want me to show you how hard I can kick again?"
He got a stupid look on his face and backed up a little. "N-No. You don't need to do that!"
Then his face got serious again as he sniffed the air. He cringed. "Damn!"
"What's wrong Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, getting scared.
"It's that wolf! God, his scent is more worse than usual!"
She decided to sniff the air too. "Koga? I think I smell him too."
Suddenly a familiar tornado came towards them at full speed. Koga emerged from it and grabbed Kagome by the collar.
"Alright mutt-face, tell me why you smell like Kagome you thieving-" He took a good look at the person that he was strangling and saw that it was Kagome.
He quickly placed her back down and sniffed the air around her. "Kagome...why do you have Inuyasha's scent? And why are you a half-demon? –growl- Did dog- breath over there do something to you?"
"No Koga, he didn't do anything, let Inuyasha explain."
Koga turned towards Inuyasha and covered his nose. "Mutt-face, you're scent has demonetized? You had better not have touched my woman, or else."
Inuyasha growled, bearing his fangs. Then his 'brilliant' brain hatched up a plan that would send Koga off the edge.
He walked toward Kagome. "Or else what, wolf? I was much more powerful than you as a half-demon." He flexed his claws. "I bet I'm well over three times your power as a demon."
"In your dreams, dog-boy!"
"Keh, say what you want." He put an arm around Kagome. "At least I have 'my' woman."
(Enter the music that they use on the show when something funny happens)
Koga's eyes widened. "Y-You're lying. Kagome make him tell the truth!"
Kagome was about to say something but Inuyasha whispered softly enough so that only they could hear. "Play along so that he can leave."
She only nodded and stood there.
"What did you tell her?" Koga yelled at the other male demon.
"Keh." He rested his head on hers. "Can't two people who love each other exchange sweet talk?"
"S-Sweet talk!" Koga was now blushing madly.
"Koga, do you know the rules of half-demon mating?"
"M-Mating?!"
"Yep. And did you know about the rule that a half-demon's mate may become a half-demon also?" He smirked at the wolf.
"Y-You mean that Kagome-"
Inuyasha chuckled lowly. "That's right, wimpy-wolf! I got Kagome way before you even tried!"
Koga was silent for a long time after his remark. Then his confusion quickly turned into anger.
"You dog-faced bastard! How dare you take Kagome away from me?! I swear that you will die here and now!" Then he charged at Inuyasha, blindly with rage.
But now, as a full demon, he could think more clearly. He swiftly grabbed Kagome and leaped out of the way.
He placed Kagome to the side and told her to stay there. Meanwhile, Koga was trying to pull his hand out of the ground.
Inuyasha, of course, didn't let his opponent get up. Instead he punched him square in the jaw.
Koga skid back a few feet in the ground, bringing dust up. He got up and yelled so that both Inuyasha and Kagome heard.
"You may have won this time mutt-face! But don't think you've won Kagome from me! I'm going to get answers and when I do I swear that you will meet your demise by my bare hands!" Then he ran away in his tornado leaving the two in the dust.
Inuyasha wasn't fazed at all by the wolf's threat. "Let's go Kagome! It's getting late and I'm getting hungry!"
The girl ran up to him and started walking beside him. "Um, Inuyasha?"
"Yeah?"
"Why'd you make Koga think that I was you're mate?"
He blushed scarlet. "You wanted him gone, didn't you? Plus," He tugged on her haori. (Thanks to the person who told me) "Remember when he grabbed you by the collar? He was so used to my half-demon smell that he almost attacked you! Who knows what could have happened if he didn't find out that it was you!"
She smiled at him. "Well I can't be mad at you for being concerned. Thanks."
"You're welcome. Now can we please get to camp?"
"Fine, you don't have to be so bossy!"
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About a few minutes later they made it to the group. Everyone asked Kagome about where she got the new outfit. Shippo made a comment about how it smelled like Inuyasha and if he was going to have a little playmate soon. Which got him a bump on the head.
About an hour later the girls went to the hot springs for a little 'girl time'. Which left Inuyasha and Miroku at the campsite. For once, Miroku hadn't tried to peek on the girls at the first chance he got.
"Um, Miroku, I have to go do –cough- something."
"Whoa, Inuyasha! Too much information! Go do what you need to do." He shooed the running demon away.
He leant against a tree and looked around, noticing that he was alone. Then he picked up his staff and started walking towards the hot springs, leaving poor Shippo alone sleeping.
The Hot Springs:
"So tell me Kagome, what happened after Koga came?" Sango, after missing a full day of 'fun', wanted to know all about what happened.
Kagome blushed. "Well um...Inuyasha told Koga that he and I were mated." She started twitting her thumbs nervously.
Sango's eyes were huge. She splashed at Kagome. "Kagome, you sly girl, you!"
She splashed her friend back and it turned into a splash fight.
Miroku sneaked through the brush around the hot spring that the girls were. "Heh heh. Now I can do all the spying I want without Inuyasha's beatings!"
He crept closer and was about to look but he saw a red figure to the right of him. He snuck closer to it and saw that it was Inuyasha...staring at Kagome...sniffing her haori top...doing something very nasty that he saw in one of Kagome's 'health books'.
"I-Inuyasha, you PERVERT!!!" Miroku yelled at the dog demon.
Which was a bad mistake because the girls heard. "Miroku you dumbass!" Inuyasha harshly whispered.
"Sango, did you hear that?"
"I sure did, and I think that it came from over there!"
"W-Where are my clothes!"
"Grab a towel and let's go over here!"
They ran over to where the noise came from and opened the bushes.
"Miroku, you pervert!" Sango yelled and slapped him.
Kagome just stood in front of Inuyasha. One small problem, he couldn't stop what he was doing.
"Uh, Kagome, I can explain...W-Why are you looking at me like that?...Why'd you pick up that rock? Why'd-"
The view was shot to the sky as the screams of agony were heard.
Shippo woke up to the screams. He sighed. "I knew that Miroku's pervert- like nature would get to him one day." He shook his head and drifted back to sleep.
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Sorry about the ending. I was watching Futurama so I was distracted. Anyway that's the end of this chapter. Next time: The Chapter of Fluff. More romance. Sorry for the wait. I agree with Chris Rohden on that comment about Koga. And Kitsy, -grin- I agree with your plan against Kikyo you might like next chapter. -chuckling like Naraku-
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